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 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!


A not so long time पूर्व in a world ruled द्वारा ponies

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HEDGEHOG IN PONYVILLE

Episode XI

Return To Ponyville

Discord has taken over the Prisoner Of War camp where I was sent, with इंद्रधनुष Dash, Princess Celestia, and many other ponies.

However, the Nazi Forces were planning on making a अंतरिक्ष station, called the Death Egg, and they needed और money to finishbuilding this death defying अंतरिक्ष station.

To make और money, they ordered Discord to sell me, and the other prisoners to a gangster called Japa the Nese, and let Discord keep half the money.

In the atlantic ocean, an aircraft carrier was going towards Baltimare. The death egg was on the ground somewhere in Baltimare.

Nazi 98: *Flies passenger plane off carrier*
Nazis: *Flying fighters near passenger plane*
Nazis: *Flying together*

Inside the death egg

Nazi 99: All units, Twilight Sparkle, and her escort will arrive shortly.
Nazis: *Getting in position*
Nazi 98: *Flying towards death egg*
Nazis: *Flying behind passenger plane*
Nazi 98: *Lands plane*
Nazis: *Lands behind passenger plane*
Nazi 99: Inform the doctor that Twilight Sparkle is here.
Nazi 35: Bejahand. *Goes to inform Dr. Robotnik*
Twilight Sparkle: *Walks out of plane*
Changelings: *Saluting Twilight*
Griffons: *Saluting Twilight*
Nazi 99: *Walks up to Twilight* Guten tag.
Twilight: Today is the दिन that we get this machine operating.
Nazi 99: That might be delayed to a दिन या two.
Twilight: Delayed? Do आप realize who you're making this अंतरिक्ष station for?
Nazi 99: We're making this for Robotnik. Only he would be crazy enough to make a अंतरिक्ष station called the death egg.
Twilight: Well quit fucking around, and get this thing finished, या I will personally have आप executed. Do I make myself clear major?
Nazi 99: Y-y-yes princess.
Twilight: Good. Now finish this at once. I am going to the Griffon Kingdom.

Meanwhile on some isolated island in Japan.

Japanese टट्टू 87: This isrand is three mires away from Japan's nearest civirization.
Japanese टट्टू 35: And we have rots of ponies in our mafia, that are wirring to kirr you. So terr us what we need to know.
Sean: *Tied up in chair* That all depends. What do आप want to know?
Japanese टट्टू 35: We want to know arr about why आप have been pranning to attack Discord. Japa the Nese is very crose फ्रेंड्स with Discord, and he doesn't ऐरो anyone to kirr them.
Sean: He has been threatining average ponies, like आप guys, with death, slavery, and violence. He has to be defeated.
Japanese टट्टू 87: Why wourd आप to prevent any of that from happening?
Japanese टट्टू 35: We dear with that arr the time, and yet, our country is very powerfur.
Sean: So am I.
Japanese टट्टू 87: What can आप do?
Sean: आप really wanna know? *Breaks rope, and uses part of chair to knock out japanese ponies* Now to take my gun. They left it in the weapons room, but first I need to save इंद्रधनुष Dash, and Celestia.

Meanwhile, on another part of the island, in a small hut.

Rarity: *Laying on floor*
Japanese टट्टू 64: Who is this friend of yours?
Rarity: *Looking at बिना सोचे समझे pony* I don't know him.
Japanese टट्टू 64: आप better terr me, या I wirr do something आप won't want me to do.
Rarity: W-what are आप going to do?
Japanese टट्टू 64: Hit आप of course.
Japanese टट्टू 53: What do we do with this pony? *Pointing to बिना सोचे समझे pony*
Japanese टट्टू 64: Beat him. I am going to beat this firry up.
Rarity: No! Don't!!
Japanese टट्टू 64: *Hitting Rarity*
Rarity: AAH!!

While that was happening.

Sean: *Knocks on door*
Japanese टट्टू 77: Who is it? *Opens door*
Sean: *Knocks out japanese pony*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Wakes up*
Celestia: *Sees Sean* Thank goodness it's you.
Sean: Yeah. I need your help getting into the weapon's room. Those gangsters put my machine gun in there.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: We'll help आप get it out.
Sean: *Goes to weapon's room*
Celestia: Get it. We'll stand guard.
Sean: *Opens door* Now, where's that machine gun? *Finds machine gun* Perfect. *Takes machine gun* I got it. Let's go.

After that.

Japanese टट्टू 64: *Smoking cigarette*
Japanese टट्टू 53: *Hitting बिना सोचे समझे pony*
Japanese टट्टू 64: *Blows smoke into Rarity's face* आप think just because आप say nothing, आप are strong. That's not true. आप two are cowards.
बिना सोचे समझे Pony: Don't tell that peice of hell anything!
Japanese टट्टू 64: Why are आप tarking to her?
बिना सोचे समझे Pony: *Spits in Japanese Pony's face*
Japanese टट्टू 64: *Burns बिना सोचे समझे टट्टू with cigarette* Finish the job. *Goes for walk*
Japanese टट्टू 53: *Grabs knife*
बिना सोचे समझे Pony: Go fuck yourself.
Japanese टट्टू 53: *Stabs बिना सोचे समझे टट्टू to death*
Rarity: *Crawling away*
Japanese टट्टू 53: *Grabs Rarity* Stand stirr.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Stabs japanese टट्टू 53* Rarity. You're okay. Thank goodness. We're gonna make them pay for what they've done.

We saved Rarity, and were now planning to escape from the Japanese Mafia.

Sean: *Gives Rarity a pistol* Grab a rifle. We're gonna tear this place apart.
Rarity: *Grabs rifle*
Sean: Dash, signal the strike team.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Gives signal*
टट्टू Alliance Pilots: *Dropping bombs*
Sean: Let's go. *Running towards explosion*
Japanese Ponies: *Running towards Sean* Shoot them!
Sean: *shoots japanese ponies*
Japa The Nese: What is happening?
Japanese Pony60: Those ponies, and hedgehog we were supposed to kirr are escaping.
Japa The Nese: Then stop them!
Sean: We got to find a boat, any boat!
Rarity: I think I see a dinghy over there.
Sean: Excellent. Let's get to it.
Japanese टट्टू 60: *Grabs RPG* This wirr kirr them arr.
Japa The Nese: Hord it. They are running towards the boat. Shoot that, so they won't escape.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Shooting at Japa The Nese*
Japa The Nese: *Taking cover* Do it now!
Japanese टट्टू 60: *Shoots rocket at boat*

The नाव exploded.

Sean: Damnit, we have to find another boat.
Celestia: I could repair this one with my magic.
Sean: Do it quickly!
Japanese टट्टू 79: *shoots Celestia's horn off*
Celestia: AH! My horn!
Rarity: I can get it back for you. *Trying to get horn back on Celestia, but it's too hard for her* Oh, this is too hard! *Sweating*
Japanese टट्टू 60: *Reloading RPG*
Sean: *Shoots Japanese टट्टू 60*
Japa The Nese: It's up to me. *Takes rocket launcher*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Shoots Japa*
Japa The Nese: Oh! *Walks backwards toward window, and falls out* AAAH!!! *Lands in water*
Sharks: *Eating Japa*
Japa The Nese: Noooo!! *Dies*
Japanese Ponies: Japa The Nese is dead! Kirr them!!
Sean: Get Celestia's horn back, quickly! I'll hold them off. *Shooting Japanese Ponies*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Hold it, I just realized. Where's Pinkie Pie?
Pinkie Pie: *Arrives* Guten tag.
Rarity: Where have आप been?
Pinkie Pie: In this hut the entire time. I escaped when all the japanese gangsters ran away.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Good for you.
Rarity: *Struggling to get Celestia's horn back on* I almost got it.
Sean: Can't hold them off much longer.
Pinkie Pie: Leave it to me. *Throwing grenades at Japanese Ponies*
Japanese Ponies: *Die*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: आप threw those pretty quickly.
Pinkie Pie: And they're all dead.
Rarity: *Gets Celestia's horn back on* I *Pant* did it. Now, *Pant* I can *Pant* help.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Uh, Rarity? Pinkie Pie got them all.
Rarity: Whoa. Pretty messy.
Pinkie Pie: But it was wunderbar!
Celestia: Now we can fix that नाव the Japanese destroyed. *Using magic to fix boat*

When it was fixed, we had another problem.

Sean: This नाव can't fit us all. There's five of us, but only four can be on here.
Celestia: *Using spell to make another नाव exactly like the one she fixed* There. We have two boats.
Sean: Good. *Gets on boat*
Rarity: *Gets on नाव with Sean*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Gets on other नाव with Pinkie, and Celestia*

We escaped the Japanese Mafia, and were on our way back to Ponyville.

We were heading back to Ponyville on two boats that we चुरा लिया from the Japanese Mafia.

Celestia: When we get back to Ponyville, I'll have to take आप to Canterlot.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: What for?
Celestia: There's something important regarding you, and your boyfriend.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: What?
Celestia: I cannot tell आप now. I must wait until we get back into the United States.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: If it's that important, I understand.

Meanwhile in the Griffon Kingdom.

Twilight: *On telephone* Yes Doctor. I have just arrived here.
Dr. Robotnik: *On death egg* Excellent. आप must get defenses set up. A shield generator should be around your position. We can use it for the Death Egg, and then the टट्टू Alliance will not be able to defeat it.
Twilight: We'll be victorious, and all of Equestria will be in our control. *Laughing*
Robotnik: *Laughing as well*

Four hours later, in Canterlot. Celestia was in her room with इंद्रधनुष Dash.

Celestia: *Looking around room* At first I didn't think it would be possible, but I gotta stop fooling myself. I feel old, but do I look old to you?
इंद्रधनुष Dash: No. Of course not.
Celestia: *Looking at herself in mirror* You're right. I look exactly like I did three hundred years ago.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: What exactly are आप telling me?
Celestia: I'm telling you, that soon you'll have to deal with what I'm doing. When 1,500 years old, you'll know what I'm talking about.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: I don't think I'll ever be that old.
Celestia: That's where you're wrong. I can't live much longer with my old age, and I'm afraid, soon that I'm going to die.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Princess Celestia, आप can't die.
Celestia: It happens to all of us. Even immortal ponies like me. It just takes a lot, and I mean, a lot of time. *Laying in bed*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Why do आप want me, of all ponies to take your job?
Celestia: Because, you're loyal, and brave. There's just one thing आप need to do.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: What?
Celestia: आप have to defeat your sister, Twilight Sparkle. *Closes eyes*

Celestia soon passed away.

इंद्रधनुष Dash: *walks out of castle* I can't do it. *Sits down* Twilight is too powerful for me to take down.
???: That ain't the इंद्रधनुष Dash I know.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Looks up* Applejack.
Applejack: That's right.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: But आप were killed at that POW camp.
Applejack: Several hours later, यूनिकॉर्न working for MI6 sneaked by, and brought me back to life. Then, I got back to Ponyville, and I heard from Pinkie Pie that आप were supposed to be here for something Celestia wanted आप to do. I overheard your conversation with the Princess, and I think आप have what it takes to defeat Twilight in order to become the princess.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: I don't have what it takes. Twilight nearly killed me when we were rescuing Cadence, and I can't beat her.
Applejack: Than, the Nazis have already won. आप were our only hope.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: No one else can defeat her?
Applejack: Only you. I remember when आप were pushing that train up the पहाड़ी, हिल to get us to the Grand Galloping Gala, and आप said, "I think I can, I think I can." Now, आप ain't अभिनय like that.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: आप know what? You're right. I think I can defeat Twilight.

In Ponyville at the टट्टू Alliance Headquarters.

Big Mac: Twilight Sparkle has been reported in the Griffon Kingdom. We have also found out that the enemy is building a अंतरिक्ष station called the Death Egg. We need two volunteers to lead one of the groups going into battle, and in which territory.
Rarity: I'll lead the attack on the Death Egg.
Big Mac: Anyone going with Rarity, please say so.
Pinkie Pie: I'm going.
Fluttershy: Me too.
Shredder: And me.
Big Mac: And now, do we have any volunteers for the attack in the Griffon Kingdom?
Sean: Me.
Big Mac: Anyone joining Sean's group may say so.
Bonbon: I'll join.
Caramel: Me too.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Walks in* I'm going too.
Sean: *Sees इंद्रधनुष Dash with Applejack* Where were you?
इंद्रधनुष Dash: It's a looong story.
Applejack: I'll शामिल होइए your group as well.

Later on, और ponies started joining both groups.

Big Mac: Remember, once आप finish your attack on the Griffon Kingdom, head straight towards the Death Egg, and help out the सेकंड team.
Sean: Roger that.
Applejack: How are we getting into the Griffon Kingdom?
Sean: We have stolen a Nazi airplane, and have been using it for missions like this one. Get in, I'm flying.

We all get in the airplane.

Sean: *Starts airplane*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Looking out window*
Applejack: What's wrong?
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Nothing, I'm just wishing Rarity's group good luck. That death egg could be difficult to take down.
Applejack: If you're still worried about defeating Twilight Sparkle, we're all here to help.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Sighs* That means a lot to me. Thank you.
Radio Pony: Control tower to 69R, आप are clear for takeoff.
Sean: *Taxiing plane onto runway*
इंद्रधनुष Dash & Others: *Sitting down*
Sean: *Flies off runway* We're on our way to the Griffon Kingdom.
Applejack: Excellent.
Sean: Now, I'll get my wish on seeing what it looks like from ground, and air before this war ends.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Haha, that's a good one.

Shortly after we left, Rarity's group took off for Baltimare, which was where the Death Egg was located.

I was flying our plane towards the Griffon Kingdom when this happened.

Nazi 5: Was tun Sie?
Sean: Mir?
Nazi 5: Ja. Was tun Sie?
Sean: Wir bringen Verstärkungen aus Germaneigh.
Nazi 5: Wir waren darüber nicht informiert.
Sean: Nun harte Scheiße für Sie! Wir landen diese Sache, und das ist endgültig! *Flying towards runway*
Nazi 5: Verstanden. Ich werde Twilight Sparkle über Ihre Ankunftszeit.
Sean: Danke. *Lowers landing gear*
Bonbon: Everything going okay?
Sean: Yeah, just a little confusion between the control tower, and me. *Lands on runway* Put on your griffon costumes.
Bonbon: *Puts on griffon costume*
Caramel: *Puts on griffon costume*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Puts on griffon costume*
Applejack: *Puts on griffon costume*
Sean: *Wearing Nazi uniform* Ready?
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Yeah, we're all ready.
Sean: Good. *Opens door*
Twilight: *Waiting outside* Man, we're glad आप could return from Germaneigh.
Sean: Yeah, it is a real pleasure to bring these griffons back to their homeland.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Hello.
Twilight: Man, how आप doin'?
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Fine.
Twilight: Now आप know your duties.
Applejack: *Snickering* She कहा doodies.
Twilight: Man, grow up fool!
Applejack: Sorry.
Twilight: Now get to work, and don't forget to come द्वारा here tonight for a special meeting.
Sean: What is it about?
Twilight: You'll see once आप get here.

We all left the airport.

Sean: *Looking around* I remember seeing a shield generator on one of those maps Big Mac was दिखा रहा है us.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Yeah, we should only be about five miles from it.
Sean: Good. *sees bikers* Hold it. *gets down* Nazi bikers.
Applejack: Are they doing anything?
Sean: Not really. They're just standing अगला to their bikes, and looking away from us.
Applejack: Me, and कारमेल can take them down.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Quietly! They could take off, and call for reinforcements.
Applejack: Hey, it's me. *Tip toes to bikers*
Caramel: *Quietly following*
Applejack: *Steps on branch*
Nazi Biker 4: *Hears branch break* Halt!
Applejack: *Wrestling biker*
Sean: Come on Dash, let's go!
Nazi Biker 3: *Gets on bike*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: I see him, wait Sean!
Nazi Biker 3: *Rides off*
Sean: *Gets on other bike*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Hops on*
Sean: *Rides*
Applejack: What about me?!
Nazi Biker 4: *Hits Applejack*
Nazi Biker 3: *Riding fast*
Sean: *Following Biker*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Grabs gun*
Nazi Biker 3: *Rams Sean*
Sean: *Rams biker*
Nazi Biker 5: *Riding on bike behind Sean*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Sees biker behind them* Get along side the one behind us!
Sean: *Slows up to biker 5*
Nazi Biker 5: *tries to ram them*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Knocks biker off motorcycle, and rides it*
Nazi Biker 3: *Grabs pistol*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Shooting at biker*
Nazi Biker 3: Whoa! *Falls off*

Soon, two और bikers ended up chasing us.

Nazi Biker 6: *Following Sean*
Nazi Biker 7: *Following इंद्रधनुष Dash*
Sean: *grabs tree*
Nazi Biker 6: What?!
Sean: *Hits both bikers with tree, but accidentally hits इंद्रधनुष Dash*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Lands in ditch*
Nazi Biker 8: *Riding towards इंद्रधनुष Dash*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Shoots biker off bike*
Sean: *Stops bike अगला to इंद्रधनुष Dash* Get on.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Gets on*
Sean: *Rides back to Applejack*

Rarity's group, just arrived at Baltimare.

Rarity: *sees death egg* Well, there it is. The Death Egg.
Fluttershy: What kind of a name is that?
Rarity: I don't know, but it doesn't even look like an egg. It's in the shape of one alright, but it has the face of Doctor Robotnik.
Pinkie Pie: I'd like to have my face on a अंतरिक्ष station. I'd call it The Death Cake.
Rarity: Of course आप would.
Shredder: When do we attack?
Rarity: We don't. We just wait here for Sean's group to arrive.
Pinkie Pie: How long will that take?
Rarity: I don't know.

Back in The Griffon Kingdom.

Applejack: How did it go?
Sean: We killed four enemies.
Applejack: Good for you.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Now what?
Sean: Well, Twilight कहा she wanted us to meet her at a party tonight. We'll have to get in our disguises, and go back to that airport.
Caramel: आप ain't serious, are you?
Sean: If I wasn't serious, I'd make a very bad leader.
Bonbon: So, we're going to that party?
Sean: Yes we are.

Later that night, Twilight Sparkle, and many other members of her army were at the airport. Some airplanes were flying away to deliver supplies to the shield generator.

Twilight: Attention, The Death Egg will be here tomorrow morning, bring as many supplies to the shield generator as possible.
Nazis: *Flying airplanes*

A band started playing this song: link

Griffons: *Loading other airplanes*
Changelings: *Giving supplies to griffons to put in airplanes*
Other Nazis: *Marching around airport*
Changeling: *Starts bonfire* Throw in anything religious!
Nazis: Yay!! *Throwing in religious items*
Sean: *arrives* Well, this has been interesting so far.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Looks around*
Sean: *Sees airplanes*
Applejack: Where are they going?
Sean: I don't know. Let's go ask Twilight.
Nazis: *Throwing religious items into bonfire*
Griffons: *Brings books* Hey, here's some लोकप्रिय पुस्तकें that we don't like for no reason!
Changelings: Let's throw those in too!
Applejack: *Looks away, and cries*
Sean: Applejack? What's the matter?
Applejack: I just can't... I can't. I hate those fucking Nazis.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: We all do, but we gotta get this job done.
Sean: Come on. This will be over soon. I promise.
Applejack: *Stops crying* Okay. Let's finish this.
Twilight: Man, don't throw any पुस्तकें in there! What's the matter with you?
Griffons: These are पुस्तकें आप don't like.
Twilight: I don't hate any kind of पुस्तकें आप dumbass!
Sean: *arrives* Heil Robotnik.
Twilight: Man, what आप want?!
Sean: Where are those airplanes going?
Twilight: They're bringing in supplies to the shield generator.
Sean: Where's the shield generator?
Twilight: Man, आप should know.
Sean: *grabs Twilight* आप tell me where it is now! I don't give a shit who आप are, tell me now!
Twilight: Okay man, jeez! It's seven miles north from here.
Sean: Thank you. *Walks away*
Applejack: Did she tell आप where that generator was?
Sean: Yeah, let's get the fuck out of here. *Leaving airport*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Following Sean*
Applejack: *Following इंद्रधनुष Dash*
Bonbon: *Following Applejack*
Caramel: *Following Bonbon*

After being at the airport, we found the shield generator, and went to sleep. अगला morning, we woke up, still in disguise, but only to find a big surprise.

Griffon 64: Good morning.
Sean: Hello.
Griffon 64: आप excited for the arrival of The Death Egg?
Sean: I don't think excited would be the right word. When does it get here?
Griffon 64: It will leave Baltimare in half an hour, and be here in ninety minutes.
Sean: Thanks.
Griffon 64: *Walks away*
Sean: Applejack, get me the radio.
Applejack: *Gives Sean the radio*
Sean: *Turns on radio* Texas to Chainsaw, come in.
Rarity: What's the matter?
Sean: We just recieved word that The Death Egg maybe leaving your area. Sneak on board quickly, and wait for us on there.

In Baltimare.

Rarity: Quickly, get on. *Gets on Death Egg*
Fluttershy: *Follows Rarity*
Pinkie Pie: *Follows Fluttershy*
Shredder: *Follows Pinkie Pie* आप know Rarity, we're going to stick out like a sore thumb.
Rarity: Relax, I learned a pretty useful spell. *Using magic to turn herself, and her फ्रेंड्स into changelings*
Pinkie Pie: *Looking at herself* Wunderbar.
Shredder: Why changelings?
Rarity: Why not?
Shredder: Now, we're the lowest of the low on Nazi Forces. Couldn't we at least be griffons?
Rarity: Nope. This is the only spell I know.
Shredder: That's just great.
Rarity: Would आप like to turn back into a pony?
Shredder: No!
Rarity: Alright then. Let's go find a place to stay for... However long we need to stay on here.
Fluttershy: How about the spa?
Rarity: *Sees spa room* What?! They have a spa here?! We have got to make sure that it doesn't get destroyed when we blow this place up.
Pinkie Pie: That would be cool!
Rarity: Yes it would be cool. Now come on, let's go.

So they all went into the spa room. Meanwhile, Gilda, and क्वीन Chrysalis arrived at the Griffon Kingdom.

Gilda: *admiring shield generator*
क्वीन Chrysalis: Oh my god. I just thought of a great idea.
Sean: What are those two doing here?
Caramel: Perhaps they're just here to be observers.
Sean: Chrysalis has a सूची of everyone that works in Nazi Forces. She'll know if we're in Robotnik's Army या not.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Relax. The odds of her coming towards us is 1 in 1,000.
क्वीन Chrysalis: *arrives* Hello.
Applejack: How about, 1 in 10,000?
क्वीन Chrysalis: *Looking at Sean, and others* आप are not in our army. You're in disguise.
Sean: Smart, for a changeling. *Kicks Chrysalis*
क्वीन Chrysalis: *Charging up power attack from her horn*
Sean: *Punches Chrysalis*
क्वीन Chrysalis: *Pushes Sean onto floor*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Don't आप dare hurt him.
क्वीन Chrysalis: आप seem to have powerful friends. But I am और powerful. *Teleports herself, and Sean onto train track*
Sean: What was the point in that?
क्वीन Chrysalis: You'll see.
Engineer: *Driving train*
Sean: *Running 80 miles an घंटा to train, and jumps on चोटी, शीर्ष of it*
क्वीन Chrysalis: Well, that was interesting, but I can still kill you. *Running towards train, and shouts* AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
Sean: *Nervous* AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Engineer: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!! *Blows horn on train*
क्वीन Chrysalis: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
Sean: AAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
Engineer: *Blowing horn on train*
क्वीन Chrysalis: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
Sean: AAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
क्वीन Chrysalis: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
Sean: AAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
Engineer: *Blowing horn on train*
क्वीन Chrysalis: *Jumps to चोटी, शीर्ष of train*
Sean: *Grabs क्वीन Chrysalis*
क्वीन Chrysalis: ....
Sean: *Holding क्वीन Chrysalis*
क्वीन Chrysalis: Okay. This was unexpected. I am now being carried द्वारा a hedgehog that can lift up to ten million pounds on चोटी, शीर्ष of a train. This was the opposite of what I was expecting.
Sean: *Throws Chrysalis off train, and jumps अगला to her* What are you, and Gilda doing here?
क्वीन Chrysalis: We were going to get on the Death Egg with Twilight Sparkle.
Sean: And where is Twilight?
क्वीन Chrysalis: She's with Gilda inside the Shield Generator, making sure it works. She's the bad guy, not me. Just let me live please. I had nothing but abuse at a young age, and everyone I met kept bullying me for what I was. Just, a changeling, but I wasn't doing any harm to anyone. *Farts*
Sean: Did आप just soil yourself?!
क्वीन Chrysalis: Maybe. *Smiles* It did sound a bit wet there. Let's smell it. *Smelling her own fart*
Sean: *Looks away*
क्वीन Chrysalis: Aahhh. That smells good. Like a bunch of carrots are being used to make soup, with onions, and other stinky veggies. Even a maggot would say that stinks. If आप were cooking this in your apartment, and somepony happened to walk by, they would say, "Hey. I know what you're cooking द्वारा the smell of it, and it's shit."
Sean: *Grabs gun, and kills क्वीन Chrysalis*

After killing क्वीन Chrysalis, I went back to इंद्रधनुष Dash, and the others.

Sean: Did the Death Egg arrive yet?
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Yeah, it's coming behind us.
Sean: *Looks behind him* Oh, I see it. Did Rarity tell आप she was on there with her group?
Applejack: Yeah, she's on. And apparently, there's a spa in that machine.
Sean: Those guys are lucky. While they're having a blast in the spa, we're down here, with nothing.
Bonbon: Then let's get up there.
Sean: We have to wait for the Death Egg to land.
Robotnik: *driving death egg*
Nazi 7: Sir, आप may land the death egg.
Robotnik: With pleasure. *Landing Death Egg*
Twilight, and Gilda: *waiting to get on Death Egg*
Robotnik: *Lands Death Egg*
Twilight & Gilda: *Gets on Death Egg*
Sean: Okay, let's go.

We sneak onto the Death Egg. Meanwhile, with Rarity's group.

Fluttershy: How long have we been changelings?
Rarity: For about, twenty minutes.
Shredder: Wow.
Twilight: *Goes to Robotnik*
Robotnik: Where is क्वीन Chrysalis?
Twilight: Unfortunately, I don't know.
Robotnik: Right. Listen, there are several griffons that we're supposed to get on here. They are waiting at a facility north of here, but be careful. There is a lot of lava.
Twilight: Man lava ain't gonna hurt me. I'll be careful.
Robotnik: Then good luck.
Twilight: *Flies out of Death Egg*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Sees Twilight* I have to go.
Sean: Go? Where?
इंद्रधनुष Dash: After Twilight. Princess Celestia told me to kill her, so that I could be the new princess.
Applejack: Do आप want us to go with you?
इंद्रधनुष Dash: No thank you. आप guys have to stay here. I have to defeat Twilight.
Applejack: At least let one of us go with you.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Very well. आप go with me.
Applejack: Okay.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: But you're gonna need an airplane.
Applejack: Fine with me.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Flies out of Death Egg*
Applejack: *Going to hangar*
Changelings: *Sees Applejack* Intruder!
Applejack: *Shoots changeling*
Nazis: *Running towards hangar*
Sean: *Shoots Nazis*
Applejack: *starts up plane*
Nazi: *Speaking on loudspeaker* Attention, we have an intruder stealing one of our airplanes. Stop her at all costs.
Rarity: Well, Sean's group is here.
Shredder: Let's go meet up with him.
Applejack: *Flies plane out of hangar*
Nazis: *Trying to shoot plane* To hell with her. She's too far away to shoot down.
Nazi on Loudspeaker* All units, the intruder has escaped. Get और guards in the hangar.
Sean: Good luck Dashie, and good luck Applejack.

Twilight arrived at the facility.

Griffons: *Standing द्वारा front door outside of facility*
Twilight: *Lands* Are आप da griffons that have to be on the death egg?
Griffon 5: Yes. Where is it?
Twilight: We fly south for a few miles, and we'll get there.
Griffon 6: How long do we have to fly for?
Twilight: No और than five miles.
Griffon 2: Then let's get going.
Applejack: *Flying airplane*
Griffon 7: *Sees airplane* That plane has Nazi markings.
Twilight: *Looking in cockpit* बनाया गया, एपलजैक, मौजमस्ती is flying that plane!
Griffon 4: Who?
Twilight: Somepony that betrayed me. *grabs rocket launcher*
Applejack: *Lands plane*
Twilight: *Shoots rocket*
Applejack: *Jumps out of plane*

Luckily, the explosion did not hurt Applejack.

Applejack: Twilight, put that thing down now.
Twilight: *Puts down rocket launcher* Dafuq do आप want?
Applejack: To help you.
Twilight: How?
Applejack: I know you're a good टट्टू somewhere inside of you. Think of all the good times.
Twilight: That was then, this is now. You're a fucking asshole, and so are all your friends.
Applejack: Twilight, why are आप अभिनय like this?
Twilight: Because you've been getting और attention then me.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Arrives*
Applejack: That's not true. We've gone through a lot together, and we can still be friends.
Twilight: LIAR!! You've been neglecting me for too long. *Choking बनाया गया, एपलजैक, मौजमस्ती with magic*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Let her go.
Applejack: twilight..
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Let her go!
Twilight: *Kills Applejack* आप GOT HER TO BETRAY ME!!!!
इंद्रधनुष Dash: आप have done that yourself. You've been thinking that being a princess was very important, and then आप have been wanting nothing but attention.
Twilight: I don't need to put up with your bullshit. I see things और clearly now that I'm working with Robotnik.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: He's using you.
Twilight: No. I'm using him! Soon, I'll be in control of Nazi Forces, and take control of everything!
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Nazi Forces?
Twilight: Don't make me kill you. *Grabs sword*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Grabs another sword out of nowhere* I'll be और prepared this time. I'll do what it takes to defeat you.
Twilight: आप will try. *Swings sword*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Blocking attack*

While Twilight, and इंद्रधनुष Dash were fighting each other with swords, the rest of us were making our plan to destroy the Death Egg.

Sean: There's a weapon room with a lot of explosives. That shield generator however, is giving a lot of protection for this Death Egg. We need to go down there, and deactivate the shield. Then, we should be able to blow this place up.
Rarity: *Holding onto Sean's legs* Spare the spa! Destroy everything else except the spa!
Sean: What about the spa in Ponyville?
Rarity: Oh, right. I forgot about that.
Robontik: *Walking down hall*
Sean: Get back. *Hiding behind wall*
Others: *Hiding behind Sean*
Robotnik: *Hears phone ringing, and जवाब phone* Hallo?
Griffon 3: Dr? We have serious trouble down here at the facility. Send back up!
Robotnik: What is the matter?
Griffon 3: इंद्रधनुष Dash is attacking Twilight. आप need to get over here now!
Robotnik: Very well. I will come over with some extra soldiers. *Runs to his office*
Sean: Well, that oughta make things easier for us.
Pinkie Pie: We can't let them go to that facility.
Shredder: They could kill Dash, and Applejack.
Sean: You're right. Plant those bombs in here now. Even with the shield, it should still explode as long as the attack is within inside here. The shield only protects any attack from outside.

So we were planting bombs in the Death Egg. We also had to make sure no one got outside.

We planted the bombs, but Robotnik, and several of his soldiers were about to leave.

Sean: *Grabs chaos emerald* Let's get out of here.
Others: *Gather around*
Sean: Chaos control. *Teleports himself, and his फ्रेंड्स out of the Death Egg*
Shredder: Let's blow that place up now.
Sean: *Pushes button on remote*

The Death Egg exploded before Robotnik, या anyone else could get out.

Caramel: Oh yeah!
Shredder: That was an awesome explosion.
Rarity: Too bad the spa was destroyed.
Sean: Again, there's another one in Ponyville. Let it go already.

Meanwhile, near the facility.

इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Blocking Twilight's attack*
Twilight: *Continues to झूला, स्विंग sword*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Ducks, and hits Twilight's wing*
Twilight: *Steps back*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *standing her ground*
Twilight: Man, आप don't give up, do you?
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Nope.
Twilight: *Runs out of building*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Follows Twilight*

The two mares were running towards a river of lava.

Twilight: *Heals wing with magic*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Swings sword towards Twilight*
Twilight: *Blocks attack*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Kicks Twilight*
Twilight: *Flies above lava river*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Flying above lava*
Twilight: *Sees lava boat*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Swings sword at Twilight*
Twilight: *Gets hit द्वारा sword, and lands on boat*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Lands in front of Twilight*
Twilight: Just stop before I cut your hoof off again.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Never. I'm gonna win!

Fight song: link

Twilight: *Swings sword*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Blocking attack*
Twilight: *Continues trying to attack इंद्रधनुष Dash*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Blocking attacks*
Twilight: Man, let me kill you!
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Starts to attack*
Twilight: *Blocking attacks*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Kicks Twilight*
Twilight: *Swings sword*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Jumps, and lands on other lava boat*
Twilight: आप pussy.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: I'm not a pussy.
Twilight: *Gets to edge of boat*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Gets to edge of her boat*
Twilight: *Swinging sword*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Blocking attacks*

Soon, they both swung their swords at each other, but dropped them. They fell on the ground of their boats.

इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Punches Twilight*
Twilight: *Punches इंद्रधनुष Dash*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *grabs sword*
Twilight: *Punches sword, and cuts herself* AAH!!!
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Swings sword*
Twilight: *Avoids sword, and grabs her own sword*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Cutting hole in Twilight's boat*
Twilight: *Feels नाव sinking, and jumps onto इंद्रधनुष Dash's boat*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Kicks Twilight*
Twilight: *Nearly falls off*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Steps on Twilight, and lands flies across lava onto solid ground*
Twilight: *Climbs back up boat, and sees इंद्रधनुष Dash* आप can't win this इंद्रधनुष Dash!
इंद्रधनुष Dash: I think I can.
Twilight: Watch me use my impressive powers to defeat you.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Don't do it.
Twilight: Watch me! *Flies towards इंद्रधनुष Dash*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Cuts off Twilight's front legs*

Stop the current song, and play this one: link

Twilight: *Lands on ground near lava*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Panting*
Twilight: *Looks up at इंद्रधनुष Dash*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: It didn't have to go this way. आप could have surrendered!
Twilight: Grr, I HATE YOU!!!!!!!!
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Upset* WE WERE SISTERS TWILIGHT! I LOVED YOU!
Twilight: *Going towards lava* Ugh!!
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Staring at Twilight*

Soon, Twilight's back legs caught on आग from the lava.

Twilight: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!
इंद्रधनुष Dash: It serves आप right. *Walks away*
Twilight: *Burning to death*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Turns into alicorn* Now, I have to go back to my friends. But first, I need to help somepony. *Flies to Applejack*
Twilight: *Continues burning* AAAAARGH!!

It was the end of Twilight Sparkle's terror to everypony in Equestria. After being defeated, her horn went to इंद्रधनुष Dash, turning the pegasus into an alicorn.

All of the Nazis, and Dr. Robotnik have been defeated. The war was over, and we could finally relax.

इंद्रधनुष Dash went to where बनाया गया, एपलजैक, मौजमस्ती was killed.

इंद्रधनुष Dash: AJ?
Applejack: *Dead*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Using magic to bring बनाया गया, एपलजैक, मौजमस्ती back to life* Come on. Wake up!
Applejack: *Wakes up* What happened?
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Twilight's dead. We have to go now. *Teleports herself, and बनाया गया, एपलजैक, मौजमस्ती towards Sean*
Shredder: Dash! You're alright.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Of course I'm alright.
Sean: How did आप do?
इंद्रधनुष Dash: It wasn't easy, but I defeated Twilight.
Sean: *Sees इंद्रधनुष Dash's horn* So you're an alicorn now, huh?
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Yeah. I won't make the same mistake Twilight did. I प्यार all of आप guys, आप mean so much to me. I don't want anything bad happening to you.
Sean: We'll help आप with whatever आप want us to help आप with.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Thank you. We need to get back to Ponyville, now.
Sean: Leave it to me. *Using chaos emerald* Chaos.. Control! *Teleports everyone to Ponyville*
Ponies: *Cheering* We won!!
Sean: We did win. So now what Princess इंद्रधनुष Dash?
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Now, I think after our victory, we deserve-
Pinkie Pie: A PARTY!!
इंद्रधनुष Dash: आप read my mind.

Meanwhile in the Griffon Kingdom.

Discord: *Sees destroyed Death Egg* Oh no. Why has this happened? Am I the only one in Robotnik's Army that's alive? Well, actually, I'm not really in his army, but still!
Griffons: *arrive* We've been defeated. Twilight Sparkle will not be pleased.
Changeling 46: Twilight is dead. I saw her getting burned द्वारा lava.
Discord: Where?
Changeling 46: I can take her to you. Come on, follow me.
टट्टू Alliance Soldiers: *Arrive* Stop right there! Put your hooves in the air, या we will kill you!

Song: link

While the party in Ponyville was being set up, टट्टू Alliance Soldiers in The Griffon Kingdom were arresting the remaining soldiers in Nazi Forces.

Twilight Sparkle was buried six feet under ground near the lava river where she burned to death.

Discord, and other soldiers in Nazi Forces were arrested, and would remain there for the rest of their life.

The टट्टू Alliance became a global army to protect any part of Equestria, and are trusted very much द्वारा इंद्रधनुष Dash.

Now, I have my own house, near Fluttershy's cottage. I built it myself, and I have a प्लेस्टेशन 4, and a really huge model trainset.

Anyway, let's stop playing some sad music, and see what the party is like in Ponyville

Music: link

Shredder, Colin, and Ian: *Singing song*
Colin: *Playing piano*
Ian: *Playing drums with Nazi helmets*
Pinkie Pie: *Putting cake on table*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Dancing with Sean*
Ponies: *Drag racing*
Rarity: *Drinking punch*
Colts: *Drawing chalk on sidewalk*
Fillies: *Jumping rope*
Stallions: *Playing baseball*
Other Ponies: *Relaxing in pool*

We were having a good time. No और war, और relaxing, and that was the way we like it.

The End

Starring

the good guys

Sean the hedgehog
Shredder Dash
Colin
Ian
इंद्रधनुष Dash
Pinkie Pie
Rarity
Applejack
Fluttershy
Bonbon
Caramel
Princess Celestia
Big Macintosh
The टट्टू Alliance

The Bad Guys/Nazis

Twilight Sparkle
Dr. Robotnik
Griffons
Changelings
Discord

संगीत used in order of apperance

तारा, स्टार Wars Theme Song - John Williams
Bomben Auf Engeland - Nazis
Darth Vader theme - तारा, स्टार Wars Battlefront 2
The Immolation Scene - Revenge Of The Sith
Padme's Funeral - Revenge Of The Sith
I Wonder Why - Dion & The Belmonts

This is the last of Hedgehog In Ponyville

I have made eleven H.I.P fanfictions, starting from हैलोवीन of 2012.

The End
Song: link
 Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
#1; LILLYS OPPOSITE SIDE:
Well. Here I go..

Obviously, the main reason for not liking this, is the sex.
So much fuckin sex, sex, SEX!
Sadly, it's not the first story to involve 'incest', nor is it the 'worst'.
Though it's certainly up there.

There's even one between Kate and Lilly in this story.
I mean. For goodness sakes. There sisters, there's so many reasons why that is wrong.
Though least its better than when I read a story about Kate and Lilly 'doing' Winston, and he 'letting them'.
Seriously. What is wrong with people!?

As आप expect.
The full story is the type of deal that makes आप hate Lilly....
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#10: METALLICA:
Only reason there last is because I haven't really been lessening to them as much I use too.
But don't get me wrong.
Once आप get me into playing one of their songs on YouTube.
I have to play ALL thir songs.. :)

#9: DISTURBED:

#8: THREE DAYS GRACE:
There both from my childhood AND one of my घर towns (Norwood). So how could I NOT add them..

#7: FAT JOE:

#6: SLIPKNOT:
The type of band where, even though they have lots of screaming moments, the singer is always "20% cooler" when using his normal voice.. Espically in the chorus of Sulfer and Vermillion..

#5: EMINEM:
On of the most skilled...
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added by Canada24
added by Canada24
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song: link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 34

Slowly Changing

January 22, 1954

Since 1949, fewer ponies have been riding on passenger trains, and have decided to send nearly all goods द्वारा truck. Despite losing passengers, and freight, The Union Pacific still had a lot of work to be done.

Hawkeye: *Stops train near hump* Okay...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song: link

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 26

Portland Porter

June 1, 1953

It has been three weeks since Gordon has been suspended from work. At first, he was either walking around the town of Cheyenne, या watching टेलीविज़न at his house. One day, he just decided to go into Portland Oregon, and see...
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 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. Pingas!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. Pingas!

Theme Song: link

Los Angeles, Alicornia

New Years Day, 2015. 10:21 AM

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Runaway

Starring Pierce Hawkins as the detective

Also starring

Master Sword from वींडवेकर्गाई430
Ditto from Canada24
Power Play from Edvine2
Leaf Pile from SeanTheHedgehog
And Nikki West from Jade_23

Power Play: Alright, just like we planned.
Master Sword: Got it.
Leaf Pile: *Loads gun*
Ditto: *Puts on mask*

The others put on their masks, and loaded up their guns. Then they went into a bank.

Power Play: Alright, everypony down on the ground right...
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Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: We have some good news!
Master Sword: Me, and Tom have just gotten back from starring in a movie.
Audience: Cool.
Tom: Damn right it's cool. We starred as two bad guys in a film called CHiPs. The main villain was Gordon Suite-
Master Sword: And we also got to meet Larry Wilcox, and Erik Estrada. It was awesome!
Tom: हे Master Sword, अगला time आप interrupt me, let me know first.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master...
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Song: link

Man 34: *Driving a silver Malibu. He honks his horn twice as pedestrians trying to पार करना, क्रॉस the street*
Ian: *Pulling a freight train*
Man 34: *Gets a text on his phone, and puts the phone on his steering wheel. He increases his speed, going over the of 45*
Sean: *Pulling a passenger train*

The two engines were heading for a railroad crossing. So was the man texting while driving.

Man 34: *Turns right, driving on the train tracks*
Sean: *Blows his horn twice*
Man 34: What the? *Looks in front of him* How did I get on the train tracks?!
Sean: *Goes up into the air with his whole train,...
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Poor Rob Dyke... Having to sit though this when people send him fucked up temblr posts, for his videos.. Maybe WindWaker430 should do a similar series though.. He likes getting angry...


#1:
Who cares about remembering soldiers, long as it means a दिन off school, I'm happy!


#2:
I don't care if it's illegal, if a corpse looks hot, I'm fucking it!


#3:
JUST CAUSE I SUCKED YOUR COCK, DON'T MEAN WE DATING! I SUCKED YOUR COCK, BUT NOT YOUR HEART!!


#4:
I don't care about your shitty opinions! I like having sex with my father, it feels mature! So fuck off haters!


#5;
My kid is NEVER gonna watch Skrek! Disagree...
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Well.. I ended season 1..

Not really doing much for हैलोवीन except watching the MOVIE halloween.. The original.

I never actually seen it. Just the remake.

I think I was wrong about Michael not being scary..
He's scary cause he's "always there".
But who is he?
We don't really know.
He's just toying with you, द्वारा always watching, and eventually he kills you.

Anyway.. About bojack..

Episode 11 was rather depressing. So episode 12 made me feel better.
So.. Yeah.

I like Todd and the dog guy together, good pair.

Anyway.. अगला is season 2 I guess :)
#1: BILLY GREY:
Not only throws आप under the bus, but he'll take a shit on आप afterwards..


#2: PATRICK STAR:
"He's been doing it on purpose. He's always been doing it on purpose. Everything आप have seen on this सूची has been completely intentional. He knows he's stupid, या at least he's pretending to be stupid. Unlike Breath of Fresh Squidward, this also affects appearances shown afterwards, even और so than the ones shown before. I stand strong in my statement that this is और of a monster than Puffy Fluffy ever was. He has become a fucking sociopath, blind to the fact that his actions...
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#1: JIM CARREY:
Jim is famish for overly slapstick, immature comedy like in Ace Venture and Liar Liar.. But Carrey wants to be और than this. And also tried giving और SERIOUS films. Probably one the greatest (but also most underrated) is in THE NUMBER 23. A phycological thriller where Carrey becomes becomes, not funny, but SCARY. And despite what everyone says. He did an amazing job, the fact he won WORST actor is fucked up for me. At no point did Carrey make me laugh unintentionally. He proves that he CAN be taken seriously..


#2: WILL FARRELL:
Farrell's main स्रोत of comedy is that the...
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#1: BLEED IT OUT

Yeah here we go for the hundredth time
Hand grenade pins in every line
Throw 'em up and let something shine
Going out of my fucking mind
Filthy mouth, no excuse
Find a new place to hang this noose
String me up from atop these roofs
Knot it tight so I won't get loose
Truth is आप can stop and stare
Bled myself out and no one cares
Dug the trench out laid down there
With a shovel up out of reach somewhere
Yeah, someone pour it in
Make it a dirt dance floor again
Say your prayers and stomp it out
When they bring that chorus in

I bleed it out, digging deeper, just to throw it away!
I bleed it out,...
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"Say.. Do आप ever hear back from that Michael De Santa guy?.. He seemed to like you, friend wise" Dash asked.

"Michael?.. Oh, right, Michael.. Sure. I have him on LifeInvader.. Check out his latest post" Packie replied, दिखा रहा है Dash his LifeInvader page.

(Michael Townley says: "Dear Liberty City.. Bring Patrick MrCreary back to Los Santos, and I'll give आप Trevor Phillips").

"Yeah.. That dose seem like something, Michael would say" Dash laughed.

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"You made it!" Dash cried, hugging Niko.

"What happened to your leg, boyo?" Packie asked...
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MY GUILT!
and my shame!
Always sell me short, always feel the same!
AND MY FACE!
And my soul!
Always wear me thin, always under control!
BUT THE LONGEST HOURS YOUR HAVE IN YOUR LIFE!!
Are the ones आप sit through, to know if you're right!
So I'll wait, but I pray that I'm wrong!
BECAUSE I THINK I KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON!!

SO LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT!?
The only will is my own!
I do whatever I want, and stay alone!
ALL MY MAKE DECISIONS MAKE IT UNTOUCHABLE AND TAINTED!!
I'm gonna suffer for the rest of my life!
But I will always find a way to survive!
I'm not a failure, but I know what it's like!
I can take it...
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I प्यार this mission :)

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"Niko, stick fuckin close to me!" Packie cried, as he he and the gang arrived at a warehouse.

from there they climb over a two fences, reaching a small junkyard, witch is surrounded द्वारा goons.

"Let's do this!" Packie cried, as they all pulled out there guns, once again, Niko only brought a SMG (refers it over rifles).

They 4 of them quickly shot down the goons.

SHORTLY AFTER:

"(shoots dead the last enamy) That's all of them Packie" Dash said, reloading her combat shotgun.

"Great.. Let's get inside.. Niko... Shoot...
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CONNOR: (currently dating Twilight).

Jason: I'm still hung over.
Connor: Here, this will help (gives him earphones, loudly playing the chorus of ROVB ZOMBIE - WAR ZONE).

Rarity: Magic records. Primarly to help enhance ones singing.
Connor: That explains why my sister was once गाड़ी गाना the टाइटैनिक theme
Rarity: Ohh.. That's such a sad story from what I hear
Connor: *sadly* I know.. Such a beautiful boat, ruined..
Rarity: .really? THAT'S the sad part to you?
Connor: Yes. It is..

AJ: *outside door* हे Connor, any luck with the singing?
Well.. I learned I'm better than I thought, but still stage fright.....
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Sadly. This is only a प्रशंसक made video. The real संगीत Video dosen't involve THE SHINING. In fact, I found the video, here on fanpop. There's a club for the movie..
video
song
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Theme song: link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From CrazyWriterLady

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 38

Nothing But The Truth

February 25, 1954

The courthouse of Cheyenne was busy, but not busy enough for the ponies working on the Union Pacific.

Judge: Everypony may be seated.
Ponies: *Sit down*
Judge: Today we are about to witness the case of Gordon Suite against Pierce Hawkins....
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