#1:
Chris/Ghostface: So anyways, I was saying, what's your प्रिय scary movie?
Sam (Chris' fiancée): Well, the scariest is certainly Dragonball Evolution.
Chris/Ghostface: आप EVER MENTION THAT FILM AGAIN, I'LL CUT YOUR THROAT, आप LITTLE BITCH!
[...]
(Sam hangs up, believing this all to be a dumb joke)
Chris/Ghostface: That little कुतिया, मतलबी made me think of Dragonball Evolution. SHE'S GOING TO DIE!!!
#2:
"So we're watching the movie and things are happening and WHAT THE FUCK IS MICHAEL CAINE DOING IN THIS MOVIE?!"
#3:
"Oh thanks for the stupid ball, Grandpa. Thanks a lot. I appreciate it. Hey, can आप tell me about this girl thing? I don't know. Can आप give me some condoms? I need some condoms, okay, Grandpa? I really wanna fuck Chi-Chi. Is that okay? I just need some condoms. Fuck this dumb dragon ball. Sorry! I just wanna go fuck. Is that all right with you?"
#4:
Chris's reaction about how गोकु has to find all the dragon balls before the eclipse occurs.
Chris: What does that fucking have to do with anything?!
#5:
Chris: If I came घर from, like, a store या something, and I found cop cars outside the house, I guarantee that the first thing out of my mouth would not be: (deadpan) "Whoa. What is going on?"
#6:
"Hey, hon, remember at the beginning of the साल when I कहा I was going to try and see as many films as I could regardless of how crappy they looked? Yeah, can आप go back in time and kill me?"
#7:
"The best part of this movie is the first ten सेकंड्स where आप see some funny cat वीडियो pulled off of YouTube. It's the best part of the movie! Everything else is total SHIT!!!"
#8:
"I wouldn't even call this film Aliens vs. Predator. और like Shadows vs. Silhouettes...because आप can't see A DAMN FUCKING THING!"
#9:
Chris: (as monotone as possible, after guzzling down wine) Welcome to my review of The Emoji Movie. (Turns his head, camera shifts) I have proof. (raises ticket, slowly crumbles it up, turns head back around) The Emoji Movie is about the "meh" emoji and how he has other expressions besides "meh". And... today... I went and saw it. And... it... SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKED!
#10:
"They have to get to Dropbox, did आप hear that come of my mouth? It came out of my mouth... (cringes) Dropbox is... an important plot point... in this FUCKING MOVIE!!"
#11:
Chris: After that we actually get a flashback. TO THE SCENE WE JUST SAW!!
Chris/Ghostface: So anyways, I was saying, what's your प्रिय scary movie?
Sam (Chris' fiancée): Well, the scariest is certainly Dragonball Evolution.
Chris/Ghostface: आप EVER MENTION THAT FILM AGAIN, I'LL CUT YOUR THROAT, आप LITTLE BITCH!
[...]
(Sam hangs up, believing this all to be a dumb joke)
Chris/Ghostface: That little कुतिया, मतलबी made me think of Dragonball Evolution. SHE'S GOING TO DIE!!!
#2:
"So we're watching the movie and things are happening and WHAT THE FUCK IS MICHAEL CAINE DOING IN THIS MOVIE?!"
#3:
"Oh thanks for the stupid ball, Grandpa. Thanks a lot. I appreciate it. Hey, can आप tell me about this girl thing? I don't know. Can आप give me some condoms? I need some condoms, okay, Grandpa? I really wanna fuck Chi-Chi. Is that okay? I just need some condoms. Fuck this dumb dragon ball. Sorry! I just wanna go fuck. Is that all right with you?"
#4:
Chris's reaction about how गोकु has to find all the dragon balls before the eclipse occurs.
Chris: What does that fucking have to do with anything?!
#5:
Chris: If I came घर from, like, a store या something, and I found cop cars outside the house, I guarantee that the first thing out of my mouth would not be: (deadpan) "Whoa. What is going on?"
#6:
"Hey, hon, remember at the beginning of the साल when I कहा I was going to try and see as many films as I could regardless of how crappy they looked? Yeah, can आप go back in time and kill me?"
#7:
"The best part of this movie is the first ten सेकंड्स where आप see some funny cat वीडियो pulled off of YouTube. It's the best part of the movie! Everything else is total SHIT!!!"
#8:
"I wouldn't even call this film Aliens vs. Predator. और like Shadows vs. Silhouettes...because आप can't see A DAMN FUCKING THING!"
#9:
Chris: (as monotone as possible, after guzzling down wine) Welcome to my review of The Emoji Movie. (Turns his head, camera shifts) I have proof. (raises ticket, slowly crumbles it up, turns head back around) The Emoji Movie is about the "meh" emoji and how he has other expressions besides "meh". And... today... I went and saw it. And... it... SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKED!
#10:
"They have to get to Dropbox, did आप hear that come of my mouth? It came out of my mouth... (cringes) Dropbox is... an important plot point... in this FUCKING MOVIE!!"
#11:
Chris: After that we actually get a flashback. TO THE SCENE WE JUST SAW!!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Fillydelphia, 1992
Case पटाखा, पटाखे is driving out of Fillydelphia with his marefriend, Sprocket.
Case Cracker: *Going over 90 miles an hour*
Sprocket: I still don't understand what's going on!
Case Cracker: I've been working for this टट्टू named Michael, but he was just using me, and wants me dead!
Sprocket: *Looks behind her* Is that why there are two sedans following us?
Case Cracker: *Looks in the mirror* Shit, that's them. Get my बंदूकों from the दस्ताना, दस्ताने compartment.
Sprocket: *Grabs two Beretta...
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!
SeanTheHedgehog & Izfankirby present
Grand Theft Ponies
San Franciscolt, December 1988
The fanfic begins with Gordon, and Case पटाखा, पटाखे at Gordon's house. They are watching a football game. The Eagles are beating the Giants 21-10
Gordon: I always told आप that the Giants sucked.
Case Cracker: Calm down, halftime just ended. They've had some bad luck is all.
Gordon: No kidding. They'll never win a game.
Suddenly, the phone rings.
Gordon: Ah good. Commercials, and a call. *picks up phone* Hello?
Jim: हे Gordon, it's Jim. Get Case...
Sick design, "okay" character
According to Cinema Snob this movie use to be called
"Rape and revenge"
Really gives away the ending, doesn't it?
This movie is banned in my own country.
And for good reason.
Any SANE person would be left with this reaction.
You know.. The same one from Cannibal Halocoast.. या the Twilight movies.
The film is noted for its controversial depiction of graphic violence, nudity, obscene language, and lengthy depictions of gang rape which take up 30 मिनटों of the film's runtime.
Yeah.. Who wants to spent 30 मिनटों watching some poor woman getting assaulted द्वारा hillbillies simply cause she has tits...
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"Rape and revenge"
Really gives away the ending, doesn't it?
This movie is banned in my own country.
And for good reason.
Any SANE person would be left with this reaction.
You know.. The same one from Cannibal Halocoast.. या the Twilight movies.
The film is noted for its controversial depiction of graphic violence, nudity, obscene language, and lengthy depictions of gang rape which take up 30 मिनटों of the film's runtime.
Yeah.. Who wants to spent 30 मिनटों watching some poor woman getting assaulted द्वारा hillbillies simply cause she has tits...
I reread my old reviews.. I didn't really give this दिखाना the proper justice.. There's actually SO MUCH I can say about it.. I just didn't know at the time..
Hellsing is one of the FAVOURITE animes of my opinion.. And I'm usually mixed about them. So that says a lot..
Today.. I review episode one..
I don't know what I disliked about episode one the first time reviewing it.
But yeah.. Episode one is actually fucking awesome!..
We are opened up with Sera's as a police officer..Fight.. In my opinion a pretty interesting villain.
That is his only known name.. I'm not sure what's so...
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Hellsing is one of the FAVOURITE animes of my opinion.. And I'm usually mixed about them. So that says a lot..
Today.. I review episode one..
I don't know what I disliked about episode one the first time reviewing it.
But yeah.. Episode one is actually fucking awesome!..
We are opened up with Sera's as a police officer..Fight.. In my opinion a pretty interesting villain.
Chedder Priest
That is his only known name.. I'm not sure what's so...
Yes..
James Rolfe is the one who's और popular, and probably was on यूट्यूब FIRST. Doug Walker probably came second.
And yes..
They have और या less the SAME humour. They're both portrayed as Anti-Heroes.
NERD is portrayed as an foul mouthed, abusive, mentally insane, alcoholic.
And CRETIC is portrayed as equally short tempered, abusive, insane, and foul mouthed.
But somehow, I find Nostalgia Critic a bit funnier than Angry Video Game Nerd.
I guess it's Doug Walker's voice.
He has that high pitched voice, that make the angry rants that much funnier.
But I don't NOT like Nerd.
He's still funny.. Hell, he's hilarious.
Cretic is just a bit और hilarious..
James Rolfe is the one who's और popular, and probably was on यूट्यूब FIRST. Doug Walker probably came second.
And yes..
They have और या less the SAME humour. They're both portrayed as Anti-Heroes.
NERD is portrayed as an foul mouthed, abusive, mentally insane, alcoholic.
And CRETIC is portrayed as equally short tempered, abusive, insane, and foul mouthed.
But somehow, I find Nostalgia Critic a bit funnier than Angry Video Game Nerd.
I guess it's Doug Walker's voice.
He has that high pitched voice, that make the angry rants that much funnier.
But I don't NOT like Nerd.
He's still funny.. Hell, he's hilarious.
Cretic is just a bit और hilarious..
ST ANGER is often the "worst" album.
But why?
I gave it a listen.
And I tell आप what.
There is NOTHING bad about an album opening up with FRANTIC.
Haters say, it's the lack of solos that makes this album so bad.
But the solos often got SO long, I don't consider this really a BAD thing. और for the actual SONGS.
And it's also the loud snare drums that's hated on.
But I fuckin प्यार the snare drums Lars Ulrich really shows off how talented he is. As the drums are extremely loud, but not in a bad way. The POINT of Metallica, is to be LOUD.
I'm not sure how much enjoyment I'll get out of them LIVE, xD
#1:
Pinkie would never hurt her friends, Pinkamena murders इंद्रधनुष Dash with joy.
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#2:
Pinkie makes कपकेक normally, Pinkamena uses dead bodies.
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#3:
Pinkie is a bit slow witted, Pinkamena would often demonstrate unnaturally high intelligence in later crossovers.
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#4:
Pinkie is a cute and harmless little pony. Pinkamena is an mentally ill serial killer.
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#5:
Pinkie cracks light hearted jokes, Pinkamena has a very twisted (Freddy Krueger like) humor.
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Pinkie would never hurt her friends, Pinkamena murders इंद्रधनुष Dash with joy.
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#2:
Pinkie makes कपकेक normally, Pinkamena uses dead bodies.
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#3:
Pinkie is a bit slow witted, Pinkamena would often demonstrate unnaturally high intelligence in later crossovers.
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#4:
Pinkie is a cute and harmless little pony. Pinkamena is an mentally ill serial killer.
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#5:
Pinkie cracks light hearted jokes, Pinkamena has a very twisted (Freddy Krueger like) humor.
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