Canada24's club.. Article: Ponies On The Rails Episode 23

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Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 23

All For None, and None For All

May 10, 1953

It was a beautiful दिन in Cheyenne. Orion was waiting to drive a train, when Pete arrived.

Orion: Good morning sir.
Pete: Orion, I decided to change your job.
Orion: Oh no. What have आप done?
Pete: You're still going to drive trains, but I want आप to be in the trainyard.
Orion: Aw, come on Pete. I want to drive this train. It's going to Denver, and I have a cousin that lives in Denver.
Pete: I'm sorry. आप must go to that trainyard.
Orion: *Walks away*

Meanwhile, on the other side of the station.

Hawkeye: आप know something Metal Gloss?
Metal Gloss: What?
Hawkeye: आप mean आप don't know?
Metal Gloss: No. What?
Hawkeye: आप got beautiful eyes.
Metal Gloss: Aw, that's so sweet. आप know, I've never met such a handsome stallion in my life, until I met you.
Hawkeye: Flattering, but true. *Kisses Metal Gloss*
Metal Gloss: Wanna go dancing at the club tomorrow night?
Hawkeye: आप got it.
Coffee Creme: *Arrives* Ehem!
Hawkeye: Oh great, the प्यार hater is here.
Coffee Creme: What is this?
Hawkeye: What? We're just having a good time.
Coffee Creme: Don't do that around me!
Hawkeye: Coff' what has gotten into you?
Coffee Creme: Don't call me Coff'.
Hawkeye: Okay.
Metal Gloss: I think I should go. *Walks away*
Hawkeye: Great. आप see what आप did?
Coffee Creme: Oui, and I'm proud of it. I don't want आप near her again, do आप understand?!
Hawkeye: You're not my boss, but whatever. *walks away*

After Coffee Creme made Hawkeye leave the station, he decided to talk to Stylo.

Stylo: What she did doesn't sound fair.
Hawkeye: Yeah. Alright, so we have to wait here for a passenger train to arrive, and then we're going to Portland.
Stylo: I've never been there before.
Hawkeye: I have. One time, the Spokane Portland & Seattle Railroad needed to borrow a few engines from us, and guess who drove those engines to them.
Stylo: You?
Hawkeye: Yeah.

Meanwhile in the trainyards.

Captain Wilson: *Stops engine*
Red Rose: What's the matter?
Captain Wilson: Something doesn't seem right, I want to check under the engine. *Gets out of engine*
Percy: *Arrives* Is everything okay?
Captain: Yeah, I just want to check something. *Looks under engine* Ah, ha. Just as I thought.
Red Rose: What's wrong?
Captain Wilson: This engine is leaking oil. We have to get it into the servicing facility quick.
Percy: I'll get it there. *Gets in engine*
Red Rose: Good work Captain.
Captain Wilson: Oh please, आप can call me द्वारा my first name.
Red Rose: What is your first name?
Captain Wilson: Wilson.
Red Rose: No, that's your last name. What's your first name?
Captain Wilson: It is Wilson.
Metal Gloss: *Arrives*
Wilson: Ah, hello Metal Gloss. What's wrong?
Metal Gloss: Coffee Creme says I'm not allowed to see Hawkeye again.
Wilson: Hawkeye?
Metal Gloss: It's what we call Pierce.
Wilson: Pierce Hawkins?
Metal Gloss: That's right.
Wilson: Ah, yes. I remember him. A good pony, he works hard. Why won't Coffee Creme let आप see him again?
Metal Gloss: I don't know. We just kissed, and all of a sudden, she makes him go away.
Wilson: Well, where is she now?

Pete's office

Pete: *Signing papers*
Coffee Creme: *Arrives*
Pete: What is it?
Coffee Creme: I want to talk to आप about Pierce, and Metal Gloss.
Pete: What's the matter?
Coffee Creme: I just saw them kissing!
Pete: So? What's wrong with that?
Coffee Creme: Well, pretty soon they're going to do और than that. They could-
Pete: No.
Coffee Creme: Excuse me?
Pete: You're over reacting, and I think आप should leave those two alone. They just need a little romance in their life, and so do you. After all, आप still need to go on your first तारीख, दिनांक with Gordon.
Coffee Creme: Oh, thank आप for reminding me.
Pete: Anytime.
Coffee Creme: *About to leave*
Pete: And Coffee?
Coffee Creme: *Turns around* Yes?
Pete: Good luck.
Coffee Creme: Merci. *Leaves office*
Pete: *Signing papers again*

After the work दिन was over, Gordon and Coffee Creme went to a fancy restaurant.

Gordon: आप got us reservations for a fancy restaurant?
Coffee Creme: Oui. We want this तारीख, दिनांक to be superb.
Gordon: I'll never understand आप french ponies, but let's do it.
Waiter: Bonjour madame. Name?
Coffee Creme: Coffee Creme.
Waiter: Right this way. *Walks to table*
Coffee Creme: *Follows Waiter*
Gordon: *Follows Coffee Creme*
Waiter: *Standing अगला to table* I'll be back with the menus.
Coffee Creme: Merci.
Waiter: *Walks away*
Coffee Creme & Gordon: *Sits down*

Outside of the restaurant, Hawkeye, Metal Gloss, Wilson, Stylo, and Percy were waiting.

Hawkeye: We'll दिखाना those two not to mess with me.
Wilson: Right. Uhm, what did आप have planned again?
Hawkeye: Don't ask me, it was your plan.
Wilson: Oh yeah. I forgot. Let's see, uh *Thinking* Oh, I remember. We were going to ruin Coffee Creme's तारीख, दिनांक with Gordon.
Stylo: आप got it.
Metal Gloss: But, how do we do it?
Hawkeye: Leave it to me. Let's go in. *walks in restaurant*
Waiter: Do आप five have a reservation?
Hawkeye: We need a reservation? What the fuck?
Waiter: Get out of here.
Hawkeye: *Knocks out waiter*
Wilson: What was that for?
Hawkeye: आप should never need a reservation just to eat food. Otherwise, the restaurant responsible for that stupid idea will go out of business. No wonder barely any ponies go to restaurants like this.
Percy: *Puts on waiter's uniform*
Stylo: आप didn't have to do that, but आप look good.
Hawkeye: Alright. Now for the real waiter *Drags waiter out of restaurant* That oughta teach आप a lesson.

Back to Coffee Creme, who is waiting patiently for her menu. Gordon on the other hand, was impatient.

Gordon: Where's our goddamn menu?
Coffee Creme: They'll be here soon, relax.
Gordon: I don't want to relax. I want my menu!
Percy: *Still in waiter's uniform* Sir, keep that up, and we'll kick आप out of here.
Gordon: आप can't make me leave. I am on a तारीख, दिनांक with my special somepony.
Percy: It doesn't matter. Leave.
Coffee Creme: Wait a minute. Percy?
Percy: Percy who?
Hawkeye: Now *Kissing Metal Gloss*
Coffee Creme: *Sees Hawkeye चुंबन Metal Gloss* HAWKEYE!!
Customers: *Staring at Coffee Creme*
Gordon: Wow. Normally, I'm the one shouting at others.
Hawkeye: May I help you?
Coffee Creme: I told आप not to see Metal Gloss.
Hawkeye: Why can't I see her?
Coffee Creme: Because I've seen ponies do this before. First they kiss, and then they-
Hawkeye: We're just dating. Nothing serious is going to happen between us.
Gordon: Oh yeah? Well me, and Coffee Creme are going to-
Coffee Creme: Let me deal with this.
Hawkeye: I think आप already did. The wrong way. You've got your special somepony, and I've got mine.
Metal Gloss: You've been freaking out, all for nothing.
Hawkeye: And nothing for all. Let's go Metal Gloss *Leaves restaurant*
Metal Gloss: *Following Hawkeye*
Gordon: Well, that went bad. How about we go to my house, and-
Coffee Creme: No.
Gordon: No? But आप didn't even hear what I had to say.
Coffee Creme: I don't want to hear it.
Gordon: Sex.
Coffee Creme: AHH! *Flips table*

The End

On the अगला episode of Ponies On The Rails

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#1:
The Majr: Gentlemen… we… are Nazis!
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#3:
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Some villains आप either hate them या प्यार them.
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"Look, I was gonna go easy on आप not to hurt your feelings
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(Six minutes, six minutes)
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Just a feeling I've got
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Not MLP themed, but what's your thoughts on this scary story I found?

posted by Canada24

It started with my 3 साल old son screaming in his room in the middle of the night. When I came in to check on him he was in hysterics. Tears ran down his little cheeks as he cried about how the Boogeyman had frightened him. I let him sleep with my wife and I for the night, thinking it was just a bad dream.

The अगला evening he didn’t even want to be in his room, but I convinced him that the Boogey Man was just a figment of his imagination. I was awoken once और द्वारा his screams. I rushed to his room, to find him in tears again.

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