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posted by Seanthehedgehog
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Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Honey Bee From NaomiWinx

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 11

Night Shift

September 30, 1952

At Sherman पहाड़ी, हिल in Cheyenne Wyoming

Hawkeye: *driving diesels* First freight I've ever driven powered द्वारा diesels.
Coffee Creme: Quite a shame that those challengers, and big boys won't be around much longer.
Hawkeye: Pete कहा he'd save those to be scrapped for last. They're our most powerful engines. We can't get rid of those now, can we?
Coffee Creme: No.
Hawkeye: Didn't think so.
Orion: *blows horn*
Coffee Creme: It's Orion. He's on the other track.
Orion: *passes Hawkeye*
Hawkeye: *slows down a little bit*

When Orion's train completely passed Hawkeye's, Hawkeye went faster

Hawkeye: We're almost at the train yard.
Coffee Creme: Can't wait *relaxes*
Hawkeye: *Blows horn*
Snowflake: *Switches track*
Hawkeye: *heads into train yard*
Coffee Creme: Hey, I just realized. If Orion is delivering a freight, who's doing the yard work?
Red Rose: GORDON!!!!
Gordon: What?
Red Rose: What do आप think you're doing?!
Gordon: Having a sandwich. I'm hungry.
Red Rose: Well आप are not on lunch break yet, get your नितंब, गधा back in the train, and push those cars down the hump.
Gordon: How do आप hump a freight car?
Red Rose: UUUGH!!!
Hawkeye: *arrives with freight train* Red Rose, why do आप look so angry?
Red Rose: Gordon is not doing his work, and is obsessing over a sandwich.
Hawkeye: Wow. *gets out of engine*
Bartholomew: And he nearly ran me over!
Hawkeye: I thought this wasn't going to happen anymore.
Gordon: Yeah well, आप guys kept pestering me, Pete hasn't scrapped a single steam engine yet, and I was hungry.
Hawkeye: Well can't आप eat while driving the fucking locomotive?
Gordon: No.
Hawkeye: Then don't eat the सैंडविच *uncouples locomotives*
Gordon: It's not my fault Pete makes us work too much.
Bartholomew: He doesn't, you're just too careless.
Gordon: And you're british! Shut up!
Bartholomew: Pete told आप not to make fun of me for that.
Gordon: Well I don't need to listen to anything he told me a साल ago.
Pete: *Arrives* Oh really?
Hawkeye: *Gets back in locomotive*
Pete: What have आप been doing to make the other workers angry?
Bartholomew: Nearly killing me.
Red Rose: Not working, just to eat-
Gordon: A sandwich! A Goddamn sandwich! Can't आप just relax?
Pete: Go to the station, and go to timeout!
Gordon: I don't wanna go to timeout!
Pete: You've been disrespectful, go to timeout!
Hawkeye: *slowly driving train past Gordon*
Gordon: No! *walks into train*
Pete: It's the other way.
Gordon: What?

Later that day, Pete called everypony down to the station. Gordon was already there, because of his timeout.

Pete: आप all did an excellent job. Tomorrow, none of आप need to come into work.
Ponies: Oh sweet.
Pete: But.....
Ponies: *Waiting*
Pete: I do need two volunteers to work the night shift.
Gordon: The night shift, how do आप do that?
Pete: आप got to carry a train of Chevy's to a dealership in St. Foalis. आप can ride another train back here when it's done, and enjoy your दिन off.
Hawkeye: I'll do it.
Pete: You'll need a fireman. Anyone will do.
Hawkeye: Ok, uh Red Rose?
Red Rose: Sorry, I got a तारीख, दिनांक with my husband.
Hawkeye: Ok. Honey?
Honey: Nope. I have गिटार practice.
Coffee Creme: What about me?
Hawkeye: But आप कहा आप were afraid of the dark.
Coffee Creme: Not anymore. I can do it.
Pete: Then it is settled. Coffee Creme, and Hawkeye will handle the night shift. आप two should stay here, and work in the yards.
Hawkeye: Alright.

Later when it became dark.

Hawkeye: Ok. It's time to get our train.
Coffee Creme: It's waiting at the station.

Both ponies saw the train of boxcars at the station. In each boxcar were two brand new Chevronets.

Hawkeye: *gets in locomotive*
Coffee Creme: *follows Hawkeye*
Hawkeye: Are आप ready?
Coffee Creme: Yep.
Signal pony: *Turns signal green*
Hawkeye: Then let's do this *blows horn twice*

Hawkeye then started to हटाइए the train. Slowly at first, but when it got out of the station, and onto the main line. It increased in speed.

The train was moving fast through the night. Hawkeye had never driven a train in the dark before.

Coffee Creme: आप seem to be having lots of new experiences.
Hawkeye: I guess. It's a little hard to see the signals.
Coffee Creme: We'll be fine. We're out of Cheyenne now.
Hawkeye: On our way to St. Foalis.

A passenger train pulled द्वारा a steam engine passed

Hawkeye: Wish I could operate that train instead of this freight.
Coffee Creme: Why? Because it's going to Cheyenne?
Hawkeye: Not just that, but there's a steam engine pulling it. One of these days, we'll never get to drive them.
Coffee Creme: Pardon me, but I understand your प्यार for steam, but आप talk a lot about it.
Hawkeye: I thought you'd forget.
Coffee Creme: Whatever, just watch the tracks.
Hawkeye: *watching tracks* That signal's green light seems a little confusing, but whatever.
Coffee Creme: What do आप mean?
Hawkeye: It was at the चोटी, शीर्ष instead of the bottom
Coffee Creme: The top?

Now normally, the light at the bottom of a signal is green, but there were some malfunctions, and the red light got switched with the green.

A train was refueling on the main line, and the driver, and fireman were relaxing in the caboose.

Conductor: आप two better get out soon.
Driver: Who cares? This is good hot chocolate.
Fireman: He's right. Let's get back to our engine. *gets out*
Driver: *Follows*

They got out just in time.

Hawkeye: Oooh shi- *crashes*

Luckily no one was hurt

Hawkeye: Pete is going to be so mad at us.
Coffee Creme: Yep. We're fucked.
Pete: *Arrives*
Hawkeye: I'm so sorry sir. The signal was green, and I didn't notice the train in front of me until the light shone on it.
Pete: I understand. The signal आप passed was fucked up, and we're getting it fixed. However, you're going to have to come back tomorrow, and help clear this mess before आप can have your दिन off.
Hawkeye: Ok.

अगला morning Hawkeye helped clear the mess. Some of the workers were surprised on how Hawkeye, and Coffee Creme survived the wreck, and called them the warriors.

The End

On the अगला episode of Ponies On The Rails

Coffee Creme starts अभिनय like Gordon.

SeanTheHedgehog. Copyright 2013
 Robotnik: Pingas!
Robotnik: Pingas!
LIBERTY CITY HOSPITAL:

A doctor finished wrapping up Dash's wound.

"Dash.. I'm so sorry.. This is ALL my fault!" Roman कहा sadly.

"Hey.. I'm the one who shot Steve Erics, so it's on BOTH of us" Dash insisted.

"How the fuck did they even know it was you?" Gordon asked.

"Hell if I know" Dash admitted.

"It doesn't matter anyway.. We need to put an end to this.. Take them ALL out" Niko said.

"Shit.. If only Michael Keane was here.. He'd प्यार this shit" Gordon कहा sadly.

"Yeah.. Poor bastard.. If only I was nicer to him" Packie said, also sad from the memory.

"Guys.. This isn't the time.. If we're gonna...
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posted by Canada24
I AM NOW!
An instrument of violence. I am a vessel of invincibility
I CANNOT!
leave this undecided, Stepping down to battle another day
REMEMBER!
Me for all time this, Determination is a vital part of me.
SURRUENDER!
now या be counted. With the endless masses that I will defeaaat.

Come on bring it!

Don't sing it!

Better believe it!

BROKEN DOWN,
till your hope has died
BEAT DOWN!
till victory's mine
STAND UP!
And दिखाना me some pride
AND NOW!
ARE READDDDY!

I'm the one with the warrior inside!
My dominance can't be denied!
Your entire world will turn Into a battlefield tonight!
As I look upon you, through the warrior's...
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#1: FREDDY KRUEGER:
The famish serial killer known as Frederick Charles "Freddy" Krueger might of had an tragic childhood.
But Krueger लॉस्ट EVERY right to be sympathized with.
The death of his abusive stepfather might of been called for a bit.
But there's NO way all those innocent children deserved to die as well.
His actions eventually earned him the alias "Springwood Slasher", where he killed several kids inside a boiler room within an old power plant where he used to work. When his wife, Loretta, discovered his secret, he strangled her in front of his daughter, Kathryn, who also found out about...
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#1; LILLYS OPPOSITE SIDE:
Well. Here I go..

Obviously, the main reason for not liking this, is the sex.
So much fuckin sex, sex, SEX!
Sadly, it's not the first story to involve 'incest', nor is it the 'worst'.
Though it's certainly up there.

There's even one between Kate and Lilly in this story.
I mean. For goodness sakes. There sisters, there's so many reasons why that is wrong.
Though least its better than when I read a story about Kate and Lilly 'doing' Winston, and he 'letting them'.
Seriously. What is wrong with people!?

As आप expect.
The full story is the type of deal that makes आप hate Lilly....
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#10: METALLICA:
Only reason there last is because I haven't really been lessening to them as much I use too.
But don't get me wrong.
Once आप get me into playing one of their songs on YouTube.
I have to play ALL thir songs.. :)

#9: DISTURBED:

#8: THREE DAYS GRACE:
There both from my childhood AND one of my घर towns (Norwood). So how could I NOT add them..

#7: FAT JOE:

#6: SLIPKNOT:
The type of band where, even though they have lots of screaming moments, the singer is always "20% cooler" when using his normal voice.. Espically in the chorus of Sulfer and Vermillion..

#5: EMINEM:
On of the most skilled...
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added by Canada24
added by Canada24
posted by Seanthehedgehog
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Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 34

Slowly Changing

January 22, 1954

Since 1949, fewer ponies have been riding on passenger trains, and have decided to send nearly all goods द्वारा truck. Despite losing passengers, and freight, The Union Pacific still had a lot of work to be done.

Hawkeye: *Stops train near hump* Okay...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
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SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 26

Portland Porter

June 1, 1953

It has been three weeks since Gordon has been suspended from work. At first, he was either walking around the town of Cheyenne, या watching टेलीविज़न at his house. One day, he just decided to go into Portland Oregon, and see...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. Pingas!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. Pingas!

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Los Angeles, Alicornia

New Years Day, 2015. 10:21 AM

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Runaway

Starring Pierce Hawkins as the detective

Also starring

Master Sword from वींडवेकर्गाई430
Ditto from Canada24
Power Play from Edvine2
Leaf Pile from SeanTheHedgehog
And Nikki West from Jade_23

Power Play: Alright, just like we planned.
Master Sword: Got it.
Leaf Pile: *Loads gun*
Ditto: *Puts on mask*

The others put on their masks, and loaded up their guns. Then they went into a bank.

Power Play: Alright, everypony down on the ground right...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: We have some good news!
Master Sword: Me, and Tom have just gotten back from starring in a movie.
Audience: Cool.
Tom: Damn right it's cool. We starred as two bad guys in a film called CHiPs. The main villain was Gordon Suite-
Master Sword: And we also got to meet Larry Wilcox, and Erik Estrada. It was awesome!
Tom: हे Master Sword, अगला time आप interrupt me, let me know first.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master...
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Man 34: *Driving a silver Malibu. He honks his horn twice as pedestrians trying to पार करना, क्रॉस the street*
Ian: *Pulling a freight train*
Man 34: *Gets a text on his phone, and puts the phone on his steering wheel. He increases his speed, going over the of 45*
Sean: *Pulling a passenger train*

The two engines were heading for a railroad crossing. So was the man texting while driving.

Man 34: *Turns right, driving on the train tracks*
Sean: *Blows his horn twice*
Man 34: What the? *Looks in front of him* How did I get on the train tracks?!
Sean: *Goes up into the air with his whole train,...
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Poor Rob Dyke... Having to sit though this when people send him fucked up temblr posts, for his videos.. Maybe WindWaker430 should do a similar series though.. He likes getting angry...


#1:
Who cares about remembering soldiers, long as it means a दिन off school, I'm happy!


#2:
I don't care if it's illegal, if a corpse looks hot, I'm fucking it!


#3:
JUST CAUSE I SUCKED YOUR COCK, DON'T MEAN WE DATING! I SUCKED YOUR COCK, BUT NOT YOUR HEART!!


#4:
I don't care about your shitty opinions! I like having sex with my father, it feels mature! So fuck off haters!


#5;
My kid is NEVER gonna watch Skrek! Disagree...
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posted by Canada24
Well.. I ended season 1..

Not really doing much for हैलोवीन except watching the MOVIE halloween.. The original.

I never actually seen it. Just the remake.

I think I was wrong about Michael not being scary..
He's scary cause he's "always there".
But who is he?
We don't really know.
He's just toying with you, द्वारा always watching, and eventually he kills you.

Anyway.. About bojack..

Episode 11 was rather depressing. So episode 12 made me feel better.
So.. Yeah.

I like Todd and the dog guy together, good pair.

Anyway.. अगला is season 2 I guess :)
#1: BILLY GREY:
Not only throws आप under the bus, but he'll take a shit on आप afterwards..


#2: PATRICK STAR:
"He's been doing it on purpose. He's always been doing it on purpose. Everything आप have seen on this सूची has been completely intentional. He knows he's stupid, या at least he's pretending to be stupid. Unlike Breath of Fresh Squidward, this also affects appearances shown afterwards, even और so than the ones shown before. I stand strong in my statement that this is और of a monster than Puffy Fluffy ever was. He has become a fucking sociopath, blind to the fact that his actions...
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#1: JIM CARREY:
Jim is famish for overly slapstick, immature comedy like in Ace Venture and Liar Liar.. But Carrey wants to be और than this. And also tried giving और SERIOUS films. Probably one the greatest (but also most underrated) is in THE NUMBER 23. A phycological thriller where Carrey becomes becomes, not funny, but SCARY. And despite what everyone says. He did an amazing job, the fact he won WORST actor is fucked up for me. At no point did Carrey make me laugh unintentionally. He proves that he CAN be taken seriously..


#2: WILL FARRELL:
Farrell's main स्रोत of comedy is that the...
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posted by Canada24
#1: BLEED IT OUT

Yeah here we go for the hundredth time
Hand grenade pins in every line
Throw 'em up and let something shine
Going out of my fucking mind
Filthy mouth, no excuse
Find a new place to hang this noose
String me up from atop these roofs
Knot it tight so I won't get loose
Truth is आप can stop and stare
Bled myself out and no one cares
Dug the trench out laid down there
With a shovel up out of reach somewhere
Yeah, someone pour it in
Make it a dirt dance floor again
Say your prayers and stomp it out
When they bring that chorus in

I bleed it out, digging deeper, just to throw it away!
I bleed it out,...
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"Say.. Do आप ever hear back from that Michael De Santa guy?.. He seemed to like you, friend wise" Dash asked.

"Michael?.. Oh, right, Michael.. Sure. I have him on LifeInvader.. Check out his latest post" Packie replied, दिखा रहा है Dash his LifeInvader page.

(Michael Townley says: "Dear Liberty City.. Bring Patrick MrCreary back to Los Santos, and I'll give आप Trevor Phillips").

"Yeah.. That dose seem like something, Michael would say" Dash laughed.

---------------------------------------------------------------

"You made it!" Dash cried, hugging Niko.

"What happened to your leg, boyo?" Packie asked...
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MY GUILT!
and my shame!
Always sell me short, always feel the same!
AND MY FACE!
And my soul!
Always wear me thin, always under control!
BUT THE LONGEST HOURS YOUR HAVE IN YOUR LIFE!!
Are the ones आप sit through, to know if you're right!
So I'll wait, but I pray that I'm wrong!
BECAUSE I THINK I KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON!!

SO LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT!?
The only will is my own!
I do whatever I want, and stay alone!
ALL MY MAKE DECISIONS MAKE IT UNTOUCHABLE AND TAINTED!!
I'm gonna suffer for the rest of my life!
But I will always find a way to survive!
I'm not a failure, but I know what it's like!
I can take it...
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