#1:
POST: I don't want my baby boy to he straight, I want it gay.. If it's straight, I'll put it to adoption straight away!
ME: Don't worry little lady. If your the kids first impression of what a woman is, he'll either be gay या a serial killer..
#2:
POST: I'm bored.. Somebody fuck be.
ME: I would, but आप might cough on me, and I might catch your stupid.
#3:
POST: How do Christians reproduce, if they think sex is a sin, how do they have babies!?
ME: No, no, your mistaking Christians for temblr feminists., they consider आप a rapist for "having a penis"
#4:
POST: Who trying to get me pregnant? I'll abort it द्वारा summer.
ME: Good idea, don't want और of your kind running around.
#5:
POST: Having the flu ain'r gonna stop me from being a slut :)
ME: आप know what also has flu symptoms? HIV. What do आप get from being a slut? HIV. What do आप deserve for being a slut? A shovel to the face. What आप thought I was gonna say HIV? I'm not a monster.
#6:
POST: So I accidantly drank my sons pee.. Tastes even better than my husbands pee.. I प्यार golden showers!
ME:
#7:
POST: Today my science teacher threw his dead गाड़ी in the freezer, so we had to clean it. #Gross.
ME: #NoShit!.. If your a professor.. Your cat died.. And आप put in a freezer so other have to clean.. आप shouldn't be a professor!.. आप shouldn't even be a alive.
#8:
POST: Korn has the best songs, "I wander out where आप can't see
Inside my shell I wait and bleeeeed!!"
ME: That's Slipknot you, fucking, idiot!
#9:
POST: My kid is NEVER gonna watch Skrek! Disagree all आप want! Beautiful people don't go with ugly people! My daughter would grow up thinking she should change cause some ugly boy likes her! Why didn't श्रेक change for Fiena!? Beautiful people are strong, ugly people are not! Why couldn't he change for Fiona!? Because woman have to do everything!
ME: Try watching श्रेक 2, dumbass.
#10:
POST: GTA V sucks, GTA 5 is better.
ME: Some people can't wake up in the morning without a daily dose of STUPID!!
#11:
POST: How old do आप have to be to watch porn? I'm a 11 साल old, who has a 16 साल olf brother who always wants me to watch porn with him.
ME: All that सवाल does is make me wanna पंच your brother.
#12:
POST: So my roommate and I watch porn every night.. Now he keeps wanting to masterbate in front of me. Is this normal?
ME: Not if your gay.. And weird!
POST: I don't want my baby boy to he straight, I want it gay.. If it's straight, I'll put it to adoption straight away!
ME: Don't worry little lady. If your the kids first impression of what a woman is, he'll either be gay या a serial killer..
#2:
POST: I'm bored.. Somebody fuck be.
ME: I would, but आप might cough on me, and I might catch your stupid.
#3:
POST: How do Christians reproduce, if they think sex is a sin, how do they have babies!?
ME: No, no, your mistaking Christians for temblr feminists., they consider आप a rapist for "having a penis"
#4:
POST: Who trying to get me pregnant? I'll abort it द्वारा summer.
ME: Good idea, don't want और of your kind running around.
#5:
POST: Having the flu ain'r gonna stop me from being a slut :)
ME: आप know what also has flu symptoms? HIV. What do आप get from being a slut? HIV. What do आप deserve for being a slut? A shovel to the face. What आप thought I was gonna say HIV? I'm not a monster.
#6:
POST: So I accidantly drank my sons pee.. Tastes even better than my husbands pee.. I प्यार golden showers!
ME:
#7:
POST: Today my science teacher threw his dead गाड़ी in the freezer, so we had to clean it. #Gross.
ME: #NoShit!.. If your a professor.. Your cat died.. And आप put in a freezer so other have to clean.. आप shouldn't be a professor!.. आप shouldn't even be a alive.
#8:
POST: Korn has the best songs, "I wander out where आप can't see
Inside my shell I wait and bleeeeed!!"
ME: That's Slipknot you, fucking, idiot!
#9:
POST: My kid is NEVER gonna watch Skrek! Disagree all आप want! Beautiful people don't go with ugly people! My daughter would grow up thinking she should change cause some ugly boy likes her! Why didn't श्रेक change for Fiena!? Beautiful people are strong, ugly people are not! Why couldn't he change for Fiona!? Because woman have to do everything!
ME: Try watching श्रेक 2, dumbass.
#10:
POST: GTA V sucks, GTA 5 is better.
ME: Some people can't wake up in the morning without a daily dose of STUPID!!
#11:
POST: How old do आप have to be to watch porn? I'm a 11 साल old, who has a 16 साल olf brother who always wants me to watch porn with him.
ME: All that सवाल does is make me wanna पंच your brother.
#12:
POST: So my roommate and I watch porn every night.. Now he keeps wanting to masterbate in front of me. Is this normal?
ME: Not if your gay.. And weird!
#1: FAMILY GUY:
I am absolutely OBSESSED with this show..
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
#2: WALKING DEAD:
I wrote a spoof of it. But never made REAL fanfictions of Walking Dead..
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
#3: SOUTH PARK:
I try to avoid South Park fanfiction though.. I don't want my respect of the दिखाना it being lowered..
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
#4: BAND OF BROTHERS:
One word describes this..
F##king awesome!
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
#5: BREAKING BAD:
What ever happened to this show? :(
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
#6: SIMPSONS:
Homor is a legend :)
I am absolutely OBSESSED with this show..
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
#2: WALKING DEAD:
I wrote a spoof of it. But never made REAL fanfictions of Walking Dead..
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
#3: SOUTH PARK:
I try to avoid South Park fanfiction though.. I don't want my respect of the दिखाना it being lowered..
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
#4: BAND OF BROTHERS:
One word describes this..
F##king awesome!
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
#5: BREAKING BAD:
What ever happened to this show? :(
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
#6: SIMPSONS:
Homor is a legend :)
well,all i can remember
Baby's दिन Out
Richie Rich
घर Alone
The Addams Family
Mrs. Doubtfire
Kingdom of Heaven
Elizabethtown
Pirates of the Caribbean
Never Talk to Strangers
Pretty Woman
What's Eating Gilbert Grape
A Nightmare on Elm सड़क, स्ट्रीट (1984)
Edward Scissorhands
Jumanji
The Mask
Big
Labyrinth
Die Hard
Lethal Weapon
I Know What आप Did Last Summer
The NeverEnding Story
Speed
Back to the Future
Saving Private Ryan
Cast Away
Sweet November
The Bodyguard
Scream
Ghostbusters
The Last King of Scotland
Superbad
~
its all i can think of now ...so yeah :)
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Baby's दिन Out
Richie Rich
घर Alone
The Addams Family
Mrs. Doubtfire
Kingdom of Heaven
Elizabethtown
Pirates of the Caribbean
Never Talk to Strangers
Pretty Woman
What's Eating Gilbert Grape
A Nightmare on Elm सड़क, स्ट्रीट (1984)
Edward Scissorhands
Jumanji
The Mask
Big
Labyrinth
Die Hard
Lethal Weapon
I Know What आप Did Last Summer
The NeverEnding Story
Speed
Back to the Future
Saving Private Ryan
Cast Away
Sweet November
The Bodyguard
Scream
Ghostbusters
The Last King of Scotland
Superbad
~
its all i can think of now ...so yeah :)
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