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Lyrics to my favourite P!nk song.. Even though it's friggin depressing

posted by Canada24

Uh, uh, some deep shit, uh, uh

Ohh!

Ohh!

Ohh, ohh!

Yaa, yeah-yayaya

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Momma please stop cryin, I can't stand the sound.
Your pain is painful, and its tearin' me down.
I hear glasses breakin, as I sit up in my bed.
I told dad आप didn't mean those nasty things you
said.

आप fight about money, bout me and my brother.
And this I come घर to.

This is my shelter.

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It ain't easy.
Growin up in World War III, never knowin what प्यार could be, you'll see.

I don't want प्यार to destroy me like it has done
my family.

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Can we work it out!?
(Can we?)
Can we be a family!?
(CAN WE!?)
I promise I'll be better.
(I promise!)
Mommy I'll do anything!
(I'll do anything!)

Can we work it out!?
Can we be a family!?
I promise I'll be better.
Daddy please don't leave!

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Daddy please stop yellin,
(Stop).
I can't stand the sound.
(Can't stand the sound).
Make mama stop cryin, cuz I need आप around.

My mama she loves you.
(I know it).
No matter what she says its true.
I know that she hurts you, but remember I love
you, too.

I ran away today, ran from the noise, ran away! (ran away!)
Don't wanna go back to that place, but don't have
no choice, no way!

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It ain't easy growin up in World War III
Never knowin what प्यार could be, well I've seen.

I don't want प्यार to destroy me like it did my
family!

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Can we work it out?
(Can we work it!?)
Can we be a family?
I promise I'll be better
(I promise)
Mommy, I'll do anything

(Anything to keep आप HEEEEEERE!!)

Can we work it out?
Can we be a family?
I promise I'll be better
(I promise, I promise)
Daddy, please don't leave
(Stay)

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In our family portrait!!
(In our family portrait)
We look pretty happy!
(We look pretty happy)
Let's play pretend!
(Let's play pretend)
Let's act like it comes naturally!
(That's right)
(That's right)

I don't wanna have to विभाजित करें, विभक्त करें the holidays!
(No, no)
I don't want two addresses!
(No)
I don't want a stepbrother anyways!
And I don't want my Mom, have to change her LAST NAMMMMMMME!

In our family portrait
(AHHHHHHH!!)
We look pretty happy
(Nonono!!)
We look pretty normal
(Lalala!)
Let's go back to that.

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In our family portrait
We look pretty happy
Let's play pretend
Act like it goes naturally

In our family portrait
(Can we work it out?)
We look pretty happy
(Can we be a family?)
We look pretty normal
(I promise I'll be better)
Let's go back to that
(Mommy I'll do anything)

In our family portrait
(Can we work it out?)
We look pretty happy
(Can we be a family?)
Let's play pretend
(I promise I'll be better)
Act like it goes naturally
(Daddy please don't leave)
Oh let's go back oh lets go back to that

In our family portrait
(Can we work it out?)
We look pretty happy
(Can we be a family?)
We look pretty normal
(I promise I'll be better)
Lets go back to that
(Mommy I'll do anything)

In our family portrait
(Can we work it out?)
We look pretty happy
(Can we be a family?)
We look pretty normal
(I promise I'll be better)
Let's go back to that
(Mommy I'll do anything)

Daddy don't leave
Daddy don't leave
Daddy don't leave
Turn around please

Remember that the night आप left
आप took my shining star?

Daddy don't leave
Daddy don't leave
Daddy don't leave
Don't leave us here alone

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Mom will be nicer
I'll be so much better, I'll tell my brother
Oh, I won't spill the दूध at रात का खाना
I'll be so much better, I'll do everything right
I'll be your little girl forever
I'll go to sleep at night

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In my stories I'll do "best of Micah"

posted by Canada24

I've been alone on this. But I always found Micah really entertaining.. I even returned him in DEMONS.. Due to Demons being और comedic, he comes as और "love to hate".. But still a strong villain in the orginal RDR crossover..

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#1:

"You see anyone else?" Carly asked.

"Near as I can tell, only ones crazy enough to be out here are us." Micah replied.

"Yeah, well, don't talk to me about 'crazy' आप son of a bitch." Carly growled.

"Ohh, so no "glad your alright, I was worried Micah?"

"You're lucky I haven't shot आप yet!" Carly snapped....

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Here's BEST OF TREVOR: या at the least version in my stories

posted by Canada24

Ever sense I rebought the game on Xbox 1, lately, I always try to keep Trevor (even at his worst) that same "love to hate" character that Steve Ogg clearly had fun playing as...

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#1:

"Okay.. Me and sweet cheeks, Lucia, will take it from here" Trevor's voice replied.

"Don't call me sweet cheeks" Dash's voice complained.

"Sure, whatever आप say... Sweet cheeks"

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#2:

"Hey Mr.. Are आप knew here?" The stranger asked.

"Sure.. Who are आप suppose to be?" Trevor asked.

"I'm...

My Little Pornstar Episode 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - इंद्रधनुष Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's हीरोस - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland दिखाना - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack

Now, let's begin. Spike was helping Twilight train with her magic.

Spike: Come on Twilight, आप can do it.
Twilight: Man, shut the fuck up, and stand still. *Uses magic to give Spike a mustache*
Spike: *Looks at himself in a mirror* This is awesome. Now I can ask Applebloom out.
Twilight: Wait, I thought आप liked Rarity.
Spike: Nah,...

My Little Pornstar Episode 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - इंद्रधनुष Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's हीरोस - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland दिखाना - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack

Now, let's begin. Pinkie Pie, and इंद्रधनुष Dash are best friends. This is how they first met.

Rainbow Dash: *Walking along the streets of Pornstarville*
Pinkie Pie: *Appears out of nowhere* Guten tag!
Rainbow Dash: Hi there.
Pinkie Pie: Would आप like to be my friend?
Rainbow Dash: Of course.
Twilight: *Appears* Man, this ain't supposed...

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I'll do BEST OF LAMAR: Cause like the real game, he's used as comic relief:

posted by Canada24

#1:
At that moment Franklin's friend Lamar Davis came into the room, and Simeon told Lamar of the Franklin's achievement, witch seemed to visibly upset Lamar.

"Your fucking with me!?" Lamar cried.

"Man, we BOTH being fucked with" Franklin insisted.

"Man, knock it off, man. For real? After all the motherfucking work I put in, man!?" Lamar cried a bit angrily.

"Man, fuck this Employee of the महीना shit, homie. I'm sitting up here trying to ge-"

" What do आप mean, "fuck this Employee of the महीना shit", man? When there's some shit to be won, God damn it, I want it. I don't give a fuck WHAT it is....

Ponies On The Rails Episode 32

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song: link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 32

Gordon Goes East

January 9, 1954

On many railroads, steam engines were being replaced द्वारा diesels. This was called dieselization, and there were several railroads that were operating only diesel engines, but most railroads still had steam.

Gordon: *Seeing Bigboy pass with freight...

इंद्रधनुष Dash Gets Sued

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Seanthehedgehog & Fefe2002 present

Rainbow Dash Gets Sued

Ponies: *walking around Ponyville*

Hasbro narrator: Generic plot, generic plot, generic plot, generic plot. Generic plot, generic plot, generic plot.

Snips & Snails: *running along houses*

Hasbro narrator: Generic plot, buy ours toys, generic plot, buy ours toys, generic plot, buy ours toys, buy ours toys, generic-

Rainbow Dash: AH, ENOUGH ALREADY!! *looks at script* This story has nothing to do with the title! I mean look at this!! इंद्रधनुष Dash gets sued?! What kind of an idiot would write a story about me getting sued?

Pinkie Pie:...

Ponies On The Rails: Season 3 Highlights

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song: link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Season 3 highlights

Gordon: *Sitting on steps of signalbox* What? Were आप expecting Hawkeye to दिखाना up in a train like the season 2 highlights? Well, tough shit! आप get to see my प्रिय parts of season 3-
Coffee Creme: Gordon, this isn't about you! It's about the fans. Show...

Canada24 revews SE7EN:

posted by Canada24

Here's a film I wanted to talk about for quite a while.

A film made in 1995. And I swear it holds up amazingly, I watched it on HD. It does have that 90's feel to it. But it's one of the greatest films I've seen in a long time..

It stars मॉर्गन Freeman (a man who I swear looks the same in every movie I ever see him, it's so werd) as a cynical retiring cop. He is partnered with Chris Pratt as a foul mouthed, short tempered, idealistic detective transferred from another town. The town itself they are in is never stated. Youtuber CHRIS STUCKMANN says this is one of the positives about the film....

Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories Commercial

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Song (Start at 3:14): link

Kevin: *Walks into the center of a white background* Who are you, and what are आप doing here?! *Laughing* Got you, didn't I? You're here for Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories, aren't you? Well, two things. One, this is the wrong club. It's on SeanTheHedgehog's, Eula2003's, and WindWakerGuy430's personal clubs. Second, it's not Saturday yet. That's going to be the दिन after tomorrow. We're going to have new shows joining our lineup, and that's a good thing. Variety is the key to success, and आप can definitely wait for success.

Kevin: What-what? Don't...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 14

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song: link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Honey Bee From NaomiWinx

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 14

Jeff And The इंद्रधनुष

October 16, 1952

Jeff likes to tell ponies what to do. On every thursday, Jeff is responsible for telling Pierce, and Gordon how to work in the yards as they push the freight cars down the hump.

Jeff: Get the engines coupled to the train.
Gordon: *Drives engine* Coupling...

In my MOST EVIL list.. Stuck ones "I" find the most evil..

posted by Canada24

#1: FREDDY KRUEGER:
n the original continuity, Freddy Krueger is the dream-invading ghost of a child murderer, seeking to continue his spree. In life, he kept missing children's pictures of his victims in a scrapbook and posed as an unassuming, caring father before his wife discovered the truth; he then murders his wife with no hesitation. When he got off on a technicality, the people of Springwood lynched Freddy, at which point he makes a bargain with demonic forces to become, in his own words, "what nightmares are made of". He uses his newfound powers to find increasingly creative ways to...

चोटी, शीर्ष TEN WEREWOLF MOVIES:

posted by Canada24

This October, I've been in a real Werewolf binge.. Been. Can't stop thinking of them.. As a kid, they were my प्रिय monsters, and kinda forgot about them over the years.. So here's a सूची to celebrate this coming हैलोवीन with infamish half-man half-wolf

link

#10: THE WOLFMANv (1941):
Gotta give proper credit to the orginal. The first.. But never seen it, so don't really have anything to say..

#9: भेड़िया (1994):
It's Jack Nickelson as a werewolf.. Kinda speaks for itself.

Jack's character is bitten द्वारा a भेड़िया while driving vermont. He begins using this new power to advantage.. Only when falling...

Grand Theft Ponies 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!

Fillydelphia, 1992

Case पटाखा, पटाखे is driving out of Fillydelphia with his marefriend, Sprocket.

Case Cracker: *Going over 90 miles an hour*
Sprocket: I still don't understand what's going on!
Case Cracker: I've been working for this टट्टू named Michael, but he was just using me, and wants me dead!
Sprocket: *Looks behind her* Is that why there are two sedans following us?
Case Cracker: *Looks in the mirror* Shit, that's them. Get my बंदूकों from the दस्ताना, दस्ताने compartment.
Sprocket: *Grabs two Beretta...

Grand Theft Ponies

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!

SeanTheHedgehog & Izfankirby present

Grand Theft Ponies

San Franciscolt, December 1988

The fanfic begins with Gordon, and Case पटाखा, पटाखे at Gordon's house. They are watching a football game. The Eagles are beating the Giants 21-10

Gordon: I always told आप that the Giants sucked.
Case Cracker: Calm down, halftime just ended. They've had some bad luck is all.
Gordon: No kidding. They'll never win a game.

Suddenly, the phone rings.

Gordon: Ah good. Commercials, and a call. *picks up phone* Hello?
Jim: हे Gordon, it's Jim. Get Case...

Canada24 reviews GHOST RIDER MOVIES:

posted by Canada24

Sick design, "okay" character

This movie series has been और या less forgotten over time.. Probably only remembered because of Nostaglia Critics review.

[Ghost Rider टट्टू video]
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Anyway.. Lets start with the "bear suit" हाथी of the room.. Cage..

I grew up with the Natural Treasure movies. Which is basically like Mission Impossible.. So I never knew Nichael as the "crazy lunatic" I know him as now.. I actually thought he was a ligitimentally good actor.. Even in Con Air..
When I got old I saw the other side of him.. I think Ghost Rider 2 was my first view of it. Cage was clearly having WAY to much fun.

Anyway.. Not...

चोटी, शीर्ष 5 worst characters in GTA 5:

posted by Canada24

#1: LAMAR:
Lets be honest.. Lamar isn't excatly the most likable character in the game.. He has to be one of biggest idiots of the whole game.. Kidnapping a gangster who has known him from when they were childrun, with a Paper-Thin Disguise (which he removes at the worst of times). Oh, and letting him know you're coming instead of sneaking up on him.. And then using his own phone to announce his ransom. Any criminal ever knows NEVER use a cell phone... Shortly followed द्वारा agreeing to a secret meeting with कहा person. After he KNOWS it was you.. Franklin frequently has to save him, usually...

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Canada24 reviews CHILDS PLAY

posted by Canada24

So I watched 2 फिल्में for reviews.. The other was Jaws the revenge.. Cause people प्यार my negative reviews, and I am NOT reviewing any और Snuff films.

How was this movie not suppose to be a comedy. द्वारा nature, it's so over the top. It's not really very scary.. Well, at the time it probably was.

I'm not saying that as bad thing.. I like that about it.. It's what makes Brad Dourif so great in this role.. He's so over the top. But he seems to be doing it on purpose..

It's what in my option makes Chucky scary (if anything was too).. Not only is he a doll, which for a kid in Andy's position is scary...

Canada24’s चोटी, शीर्ष TEN CREEPYPASTAS

posted by Canada24

Creepypastas.. Most of these stories couldn’t scare me no matter what, but there is a certain entertainment about them.. And there are some actually really amazing ones.. heck even a little scary. A LOT scary when narrated द्वारा THATCREEPYREADING..

#10: CUPCAKES:
I know this is the dumbest, most overrated, non scary, story ever., but I have a soft spot of it for one thing. The narrations.. This is such amazing narrations, and mood setting.. It really inspired me as a fellow writer myself.,

#9: SLENDERMAN:
While Jeff the killer is a creepy story ruined द्वारा over exposer and annoying fans.. Slenderman...

चोटी, शीर्ष ten most likeable video game protagonists

posted by Canada24

#1: COLE PHELPS:
Some people would disagree.. I find Cole Phelps one of the most likeable video game characters.. He doesn't give a shit about the fame, या the money.. Only thing considered selfish, is he's trying to feel better about himself.. And I hated him for cheating on his wife the first time.. But I get it now.. In most causes of PTSD, the person has trouble to their wife, who don't understood what it was like out there.. Elsa was troubled. She better understood.. All it does is make आप hate Roy that much more. Marie did not "need" to know about what was likely a one time thing..

#2:...