#1:
Phillip Clyde: I'm going to kill आप both. Then, I'm going to drain all your blood, take out your bones, put your body in a big chair with some elves and reindeer, and sit on your lap and tell आप all the cool shit I want for Christmas.
Elliot Salem: This guy *clearly* had a messed up childhood.
Tyson Rios: [scoff] Ya think?
#2:
Phillip Clyde: No problem, fuck-o.
[gives the middle finger and jumps off the ship]
Elliot Salem: "Fuck-o"?. Who says that!?
#3:
Phillip Clyde: I'm gonna kill आप both, slice आप open and go to an aerobics class waring your intestines for leg warmers!
Elliot Salem: I mean - does that even make sense?
#4:
Phillip Clyde: I'm gonna tear आप up so bad, your own momma ain't gonna recognize you.
Elliot Salem: Yo - leave my momma out of this!
#5:
Salem: हे Ty? Who आप think the best rapper in the Wu- Tang Clan is?
Rios: Elliot.. We just got set द्वारा our boss.. Are careers are over.. And were in a life and death situation WHY ARE आप ASKING ME THIS SHIT WAIT NOW!?
Salem: A lot of people say it's the WZA.. But I kinda like Ghostface Killah... Actually I don't think I ever heard the U God album. आप heard that?
#6:
Salem: Yeah you're welcome आप freakin nutcase. WORST! ZOO! EVER!
#7:
Rios: I don't like shooting animals.
Salen: (mockingly) ohh.. Your a good boy Charlie Brown
#8:
Elliot: आप think I made the right choice? Good, I'm glad.. But let me ask आप something? Did आप have to live the rest of your life with your best फ्रेंड्स life on hands?... I didn't think so.. So आप can take your god damn रिपोर्ट and shove it up your ass... And let me tell आप something else.. आप did this.. Not that manic.. He's just a god damn monster that आप created... So आप live with that!
#9:
Murrey: Welcome to Shanghai boys, how आप like it so far?
Elliot: I feel tall!
#10:
Salem: ... I want to kill him... Just need ONE clear shot at him.
#11:
Salem: An elevator? Hell no.. I'm not dying in a box!
#12:
Elliot: Okay.. I think we have a few सेकंड्स were no one's trying to kill us.
#13:
Rios: Any bright ideas?
Salem: The brightest!
#14:
Rios: I can't believe आप want to do these private contacts when we JUST got set up.
Salem: Hey.. A man's got to eat.
Rios: Your unbelievable
#15:
Salem: Yo. That was so badass, आप WISH आप had moves like that.
#16:
Rios: That's him!
Salem: No shit!
#17:
Salem: Sense when are आप such a god damn boy scot!?
#18:
Salem and Rios both: Howaa!
#19:
Salem: (to Rios) आप oh me a soda.
#20:
Salem: Let's just get the job done and see what happens
Phillip Clyde: I'm going to kill आप both. Then, I'm going to drain all your blood, take out your bones, put your body in a big chair with some elves and reindeer, and sit on your lap and tell आप all the cool shit I want for Christmas.
Elliot Salem: This guy *clearly* had a messed up childhood.
Tyson Rios: [scoff] Ya think?
#2:
Phillip Clyde: No problem, fuck-o.
[gives the middle finger and jumps off the ship]
Elliot Salem: "Fuck-o"?. Who says that!?
#3:
Phillip Clyde: I'm gonna kill आप both, slice आप open and go to an aerobics class waring your intestines for leg warmers!
Elliot Salem: I mean - does that even make sense?
#4:
Phillip Clyde: I'm gonna tear आप up so bad, your own momma ain't gonna recognize you.
Elliot Salem: Yo - leave my momma out of this!
#5:
Salem: हे Ty? Who आप think the best rapper in the Wu- Tang Clan is?
Rios: Elliot.. We just got set द्वारा our boss.. Are careers are over.. And were in a life and death situation WHY ARE आप ASKING ME THIS SHIT WAIT NOW!?
Salem: A lot of people say it's the WZA.. But I kinda like Ghostface Killah... Actually I don't think I ever heard the U God album. आप heard that?
#6:
Salem: Yeah you're welcome आप freakin nutcase. WORST! ZOO! EVER!
#7:
Rios: I don't like shooting animals.
Salen: (mockingly) ohh.. Your a good boy Charlie Brown
#8:
Elliot: आप think I made the right choice? Good, I'm glad.. But let me ask आप something? Did आप have to live the rest of your life with your best फ्रेंड्स life on hands?... I didn't think so.. So आप can take your god damn रिपोर्ट and shove it up your ass... And let me tell आप something else.. आप did this.. Not that manic.. He's just a god damn monster that आप created... So आप live with that!
#9:
Murrey: Welcome to Shanghai boys, how आप like it so far?
Elliot: I feel tall!
#10:
Salem: ... I want to kill him... Just need ONE clear shot at him.
#11:
Salem: An elevator? Hell no.. I'm not dying in a box!
#12:
Elliot: Okay.. I think we have a few सेकंड्स were no one's trying to kill us.
#13:
Rios: Any bright ideas?
Salem: The brightest!
#14:
Rios: I can't believe आप want to do these private contacts when we JUST got set up.
Salem: Hey.. A man's got to eat.
Rios: Your unbelievable
#15:
Salem: Yo. That was so badass, आप WISH आप had moves like that.
#16:
Rios: That's him!
Salem: No shit!
#17:
Salem: Sense when are आप such a god damn boy scot!?
#18:
Salem and Rios both: Howaa!
#19:
Salem: (to Rios) आप oh me a soda.
#20:
Salem: Let's just get the job done and see what happens
THE NIKO/JOHNNY SERIES:
"The requested sequel to THE TREVOR PHILLIPS SERIES... With all the swearing, violence, and immature comedy आप guys enjoyed even और then I "thought" आप people would..."
SEQUEL TO WALKING DEAD SPOOF:
"Don't read this stupid story unless आप like stupid comedies द्वारा an stupid Canadian writer who has no stupid life outside this stupid प्रशंसक fiction site... :)"
ALPHA AND OMEGA REVIEWS:
"Warning: I swear a lot now. Along with giving, annoying brony references"
CRASHED PARTY:
"Roman makes the mistake of bringing Niko to Maisonette 9".
"The requested sequel to THE TREVOR PHILLIPS SERIES... With all the swearing, violence, and immature comedy आप guys enjoyed even और then I "thought" आप people would..."
SEQUEL TO WALKING DEAD SPOOF:
"Don't read this stupid story unless आप like stupid comedies द्वारा an stupid Canadian writer who has no stupid life outside this stupid प्रशंसक fiction site... :)"
ALPHA AND OMEGA REVIEWS:
"Warning: I swear a lot now. Along with giving, annoying brony references"
CRASHED PARTY:
"Roman makes the mistake of bringing Niko to Maisonette 9".
Anyone who's seen my अवतार photo, can clearly guess who my प्रिय Hellsing character is.
And in honor of this, I decided to review a story द्वारा him.
And despite there being all these great stories of.
I am unfortunately reviewing a NOT SO GREAT one.
The story is parody themed.
And even has Maxwell naked in a scene (what the fuck!?).
Anyway.
As for the story itself.
The शीर्षक is clearly taken from a movie titled, just added "anderson" in it.
The story itself.
Well.. I have nothing to say.
But trust me.
It's bad..
And in honor of this, I decided to review a story द्वारा him.
And despite there being all these great stories of.
I am unfortunately reviewing a NOT SO GREAT one.
The story is parody themed.
And even has Maxwell naked in a scene (what the fuck!?).
Anyway.
As for the story itself.
The शीर्षक is clearly taken from a movie titled, just added "anderson" in it.
The story itself.
Well.. I have nothing to say.
But trust me.
It's bad..