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#1:
Vaas: (shoots Grant in the throat).
Jason: (desperately tries to save him).
Vaas: (his voice is barely heard over Jason trying to save Grant) What, आप want to run? Huh? आप want to run, आप want to disrespect me? आप want to fuck with me? I mean, आप come here, with your... with your pretty-boy face, right, and your pretty-boy phone, your dimwit brother, and आप want to fuck with me. *You want to fuck with me.* I like that - no, I *respect* that. I'm gonna give आप thirty seconds, and if the jungle doesn't eat आप up alive... I will.
Jason: (realizes Grant is dead and looks at Vaas).
Vaas: ARE आप FUCKIN DEATH!?.. I SAID, GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE, आप CHICKEN FUCK! RUN, FORREST! RUN!!


#2:
Vaas: Did I ever tell आप what the definition of insanity is? Insanity is doing the exact same fucking thing over and over again expecting shit to change. That. Is. Crazy. The first time somebody told me that, I dunno, I thought they were bullshitting me. So, boom, I shot him. The thing is... he was right. And then I started seeing, everywhere I looked, everywhere I looked all these fucking pricks, everywhere I looked, doing the exact same fucking thing. Over, and over, and over, and over again thinking, "This time is gonna be different. No, no, no please... this time is gonna be different." I'm sorry, I don't like the way... (punches टोकरा aside violently) ...you are LOOKING at me!.. Okay, do आप have a fucking problem in your head? Do आप think I am bullshitting you, do आप think I am lying? Fuck you! Okay? FUCK. YOU. (beat) It's okay, man. I'm gonna chill, hermano. I'm gonna chill. The thing is... all right? The thing is I killed आप once already, and it's not like I am fucking crazy. It's okay. (beat) It's like water under the bridge. Did I ever tell आप the definition of insanity?

#3:
Jason: Fuck you.
Vaas: आप are angry, Jason. You... are angry. Okay, I get that. I get it. I mean without family who the fuck are we? There was a time I would do anything for my sister, I mean the first time I ever killed was for my sister.... Not enough for her, no, no, no, no, no, please. आप see the thing about our loved ones, right, our FUCKING loved ones, they come and they BLINDSIDE आप every fucking time. So they say to me, they say Vaas, Vaas... who the FUCK is it going to be?! THEM या ME?! (violently beats his chest) MEEEEEE!!! या THEM?! (chuckles) Like... like आप know... like they fucking think that I need to make a fucking choice. (beat) द्वारा the way, this lighter really sucks.


#4:
Vaas: आप enjoying my sisters company?.. Come on Jason! Shoot me!.. Pull the trigger!.. END THIS MISERY!!...... Take me into your heart. Accept me as your saviour. Nail me to the fucking पार करना, क्रॉस and let me be REBORRRRRRN!


#5:
Vaas: आप boys think you're crazy, huh? Jumping out of airplanes... flying like birds? (chuckles) That is crazy! I like this phone. This is a nice fucking phone. So, what do we have here? Grant... and Jason... from California, huh? Well, I hope your mama and papa really, really प्यार you, cause आप two white boys look expensive! And that's good because I like expensive things... (Grant mumbles) I'm sorry, what did आप say? What did आप say? DO आप WANT ME TO SLICE आप OPEN LIKE I DID YOUR FRIEND!?.. Hmm? SHUT THE FUCK UP! Okay? I'm the one with the fucking dick! Look at me, look me in the fucking eye. HEY! आप FUCK! Look me in the eye!... You're my bitch.. I rule this fucking kingdom. Shut the fuck up... या आप die. (Jason mumbles too) What is it, Jason? Jason, what is it? Why aren't आप laughing now like आप did back there? What, is this not fun any more? Have I failed to entertain you? आप see, thing is, up there, आप thought आप had a chance. Waaaay, up in the fucking skies, आप thought आप had your finger on the pussy trigger. But hermano, down here... down here? (beat) आप hit the ground.


#6:
Vaas: The world is a diagonal... I am the balancing point.


#7:
Vaas: Surprise motherfucker. आप didn't think I knew आप were coming right?
[laughing] I am so DISAPPOINTED! आप showed so much PROMISE Jason, so much FUCKING PROMISE. Now here आप are, trapped like a fucking rat.


#8:
Vaas: Who gave आप that ink, hmm? I asked आप a question: who give आप that ink, hmm? Citra give आप that ink, my sister give आप that ink, huh? आप think that makes आप one of us? आप think that makes आप like me, huh? California boy has got a hard-on for jungle fever. I'm gonna drive (whistles) a bullet through my sister's skull... like I did your brother Grant.


#9:
Vaas: Peek a boo motherfucker!


#10: Vaas: (player shoots at him) Do आप have any idea how fucking rude that was?
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Nazi Officer 1: The hell is she गाना now?

Nazi Officer 2: I have no idea, I think it was लोकप्रिय a couple years back.

Nazi Officer 3: At least she is no longer on about the ponies, and the friendship, and the wrapping up of winter!

[During this, Rip sings the lines I just wanna tell आप how I'm feeling; Gotta make आप understand~! in the background.]

[Cut back to Rip singing.]
Rip: Never gonna give आप up, never gonna let आप down, never gonna run around and desert you~! Never gonna make आप cry, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna tell a lie and hurt you~!

[She suddenly collapses and trembles...
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#1:
"[during a robbery] Ladies and gentlemen! This is your moment! Please don't make me ruin all the great work your plastic surgeons have been doing! ON THE FLOOR! NOW!"


#2:
"I'm rich, I'm miserable.. I'm pretty average for this town"


#3:
"You twisted fuck! Your a dead man!"


#4:
"nothing.. I was just लॉस्ट in an old 80's movie montage"


#5:
"(sparing hostage) Forget a thousand things every dad pal... Why don't आप make sure this one of them"


#6:
Jimmy De Santa: Hey, let's bounce.
Michael De Santa: Bounce? We're bouncing now? Is that what we're doing? येशु fucking Christ.


#7:
Dr. Isiah Friedlander: Your...
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#1:
Packie McReary: What do ya think of Niko, Gracie?
Gracie Ancelotti: (gagged) Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you.
Packie McReary: Gracie, you're sweet.


#2:
Packie McReary: What a girl! I think she likes you. Word to the wise, though - she don't put out. Which is convenient, 'cause if she did, I'd have to kill you.
Niko Bellic: Understood.
Packie McReary: Good lad.


#3:
Kate McReary: Oh, hey, Niko.
Niko Bellic: Hey, Kate.
Packie McReary: Get your fucking hands off my fucking sister, boy.
Kate McReary: We're talking, not having casual sex, Patrick... I pray after the amount of practice...
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#1: SATEN TWIST:
Not only is Saten known of his high tempter.
He can also be known for being very sarcastic.
Sometimes laughing at people's misfortunes (especially people he doesn't like).
And sometimes making rude टिप्पणियाँ towards his enemies..


#2: DERPY:
Saten's Tomboyant Cousin.
Sarcasm is something she usually becomes quick to use..


#3: SPIKE:
(same as the REAL Spike)..


#4: DITTO:
Do to his dark sense of comedy it is obvious he takes delight in people's misery.
And usually makes wise नितंब, गधा remarks about positions their in, and the stupidity of many people he's involved with as a police chief..


#5: APPLEJACK:
(on occasion)..
Now. THIS is और like it :)

This episode was fuckin awesome.

As I originally expected. Jan Valentine is truely a enjoyment to watch.
He's friggin nuts.
But that's what I प्यार about him.

I would प्यार to go on and on about Jan Valentine.
But. Most of आप probably don't care..

Though, I'm not saying I'm in anyway depressed about his death, he still deserved it.
Though I 'am' a bit disappointed about him being killed off after just one appearance. That much, I admit to.
But hey, it seems to happen quite often in hellsing, so, whatever.. Dude.

Anyway.
As for Luke.
He was serprisingly enjoyable too.
But. Am...
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1: (Pilot)
FAther: Son have आप been पढ़ना Heresy?! (pumps shotgun) Unacceptable!
Son: (High Pitched Scream)


2:
Father: What did आप do?!
Son: I made us eggs.
Father: ... WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?!?!
Son: Wha-
Father: WE ONLY EAT रोटी FOR FUCK SAKES!!


3:
Father: Son I'm getting milk
Son: Will आप be back?!
Father: (opens front door) ... No
(Later that Evening, Father is still gone):
Son: I can't believe he's actually gone! (phone rings) Father?!
Voice: No this is your old coach
Son: Oh.. Uh hello
Voice: So, your back on the NBA
Son: Really? How-
Father: (literary teleports out of nowhere) YOUR BACK IN THE...
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#1: FOR THE BLOOD OF THE SOUTH:
First things first.
It feels weird, giving such a review for a story written द्वारा one of my closest प्रशंसक fiction friends, BRAVOBRAVO.
He, ChocolateBrownPegasis and Villain84 were to first to ever make me feel welcome on there.

Uhh, anyway.

I won't 'only' focus on the neggatives.
I'll give the positives as well.

The story is set as full out war between the Western/Eastern group, vs the mennecing Southern pack.

The worst of the Southerners, is the one who started the war.
HUNTER.
An omega hating sociopath, who in his first appeance, violently turtures Humphrey, and clearly...
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#1:
WEAZEL NEWS: The police are asking citizens to be alert and mistrustful of anyone who doesn't look like them.


#2:
WEAZEL NEWS: We looked around for some intelligent witnesses. But all we could find was "this" man..


#3: SCOOTER:
Narrator: And too answer the question.. Are आप fat because your on a scooter.. Or.. Are आप on a scooter because your fat.. Who cares. Your on a scooter, and their not.


#4: MUMMIFIED:
Narrator: Listen to this pleased costomer.. I SWEAR I didn't pay him.


#5: REPUBLICAN अंतरिक्ष RANGERS:
ALIEN: The gods are right. आप came.. Greetings.
COMMANDER: God damn it! This asshole don't...
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Our disguises faded away, and we turned back to normal

Shortly after इंद्रधनुष Dash's arrival, we turned back to normal.

Sean: Our disguises are gone. Cadence, do आप know any spells to make us look like one of them?
Cadence: No I don't.
Sean: Alright. *gets map of castle* We've got a lot of ammo, explosives, and we need to create a lot of confusion if we're getting out of here alive.
Rainbow Dash: What should we do?
Sean: Dash, I want आप to place some explosives in this room, most of them should go द्वारा the door, for when the enemy tries to open them, they'll die.
Shredder: There's also an armory...
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Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy/CrazyWriterLady

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Season 4 Highlights

Stylo: *Sitting on bench at station* From dealing with snow to the mafia, this season has had a lot of memorable moments. Unfortunately, a good friend of ours named Red Rose got killed, and we're trying to find a replacement for her. In the meantime,...
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#1:

"Your too late to save her!" The unnamed demon cried arrogantly.

'Neat" Alucard said, unphased.

"But first.. I'm gonna kill YOU!" The demon cried.

"Ohh? See that WOULD be intimidating, if आप were.. Well, intimidating" Alucard chuckled.

"Grr, are आप mocking me!?" The demon cried angrily.

"Oh no, no, no no no no... Pffft, yeah." Alucard laughed, and with that he shoots the demon though the head. The demon's head explodes aparn impact. And is dead.

"But how.. How did आप kill a demon with a gun!?"

"It's no NORMAL bullets.. It's silver पार करना, क्रॉस melted exploding shells with blessed powder.. Demon or...
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