#1:
Vaas: (shoots Grant in the throat).
Jason: (desperately tries to save him).
Vaas: (his voice is barely heard over Jason trying to save Grant) What, आप want to run? Huh? आप want to run, आप want to disrespect me? आप want to fuck with me? I mean, आप come here, with your... with your pretty-boy face, right, and your pretty-boy phone, your dimwit brother, and आप want to fuck with me. *You want to fuck with me.* I like that - no, I *respect* that. I'm gonna give आप thirty seconds, and if the jungle doesn't eat आप up alive... I will.
Jason: (realizes Grant is dead and looks at Vaas).
Vaas: ARE आप FUCKIN DEATH!?.. I SAID, GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE, आप CHICKEN FUCK! RUN, FORREST! RUN!!
#2:
Vaas: Did I ever tell आप what the definition of insanity is? Insanity is doing the exact same fucking thing over and over again expecting shit to change. That. Is. Crazy. The first time somebody told me that, I dunno, I thought they were bullshitting me. So, boom, I shot him. The thing is... he was right. And then I started seeing, everywhere I looked, everywhere I looked all these fucking pricks, everywhere I looked, doing the exact same fucking thing. Over, and over, and over, and over again thinking, "This time is gonna be different. No, no, no please... this time is gonna be different." I'm sorry, I don't like the way... (punches टोकरा aside violently) ...you are LOOKING at me!.. Okay, do आप have a fucking problem in your head? Do आप think I am bullshitting you, do आप think I am lying? Fuck you! Okay? FUCK. YOU. (beat) It's okay, man. I'm gonna chill, hermano. I'm gonna chill. The thing is... all right? The thing is I killed आप once already, and it's not like I am fucking crazy. It's okay. (beat) It's like water under the bridge. Did I ever tell आप the definition of insanity?
#3:
Jason: Fuck you.
Vaas: आप are angry, Jason. You... are angry. Okay, I get that. I get it. I mean without family who the fuck are we? There was a time I would do anything for my sister, I mean the first time I ever killed was for my sister.... Not enough for her, no, no, no, no, no, please. आप see the thing about our loved ones, right, our FUCKING loved ones, they come and they BLINDSIDE आप every fucking time. So they say to me, they say Vaas, Vaas... who the FUCK is it going to be?! THEM या ME?! (violently beats his chest) MEEEEEE!!! या THEM?! (chuckles) Like... like आप know... like they fucking think that I need to make a fucking choice. (beat) द्वारा the way, this lighter really sucks.
#4:
Vaas: आप enjoying my sisters company?.. Come on Jason! Shoot me!.. Pull the trigger!.. END THIS MISERY!!...... Take me into your heart. Accept me as your saviour. Nail me to the fucking पार करना, क्रॉस and let me be REBORRRRRRN!
#5:
Vaas: आप boys think you're crazy, huh? Jumping out of airplanes... flying like birds? (chuckles) That is crazy! I like this phone. This is a nice fucking phone. So, what do we have here? Grant... and Jason... from California, huh? Well, I hope your mama and papa really, really प्यार you, cause आप two white boys look expensive! And that's good because I like expensive things... (Grant mumbles) I'm sorry, what did आप say? What did आप say? DO आप WANT ME TO SLICE आप OPEN LIKE I DID YOUR FRIEND!?.. Hmm? SHUT THE FUCK UP! Okay? I'm the one with the fucking dick! Look at me, look me in the fucking eye. HEY! आप FUCK! Look me in the eye!... You're my bitch.. I rule this fucking kingdom. Shut the fuck up... या आप die. (Jason mumbles too) What is it, Jason? Jason, what is it? Why aren't आप laughing now like आप did back there? What, is this not fun any more? Have I failed to entertain you? आप see, thing is, up there, आप thought आप had a chance. Waaaay, up in the fucking skies, आप thought आप had your finger on the pussy trigger. But hermano, down here... down here? (beat) आप hit the ground.
#6:
Vaas: The world is a diagonal... I am the balancing point.
#7:
Vaas: Surprise motherfucker. आप didn't think I knew आप were coming right?
[laughing] I am so DISAPPOINTED! आप showed so much PROMISE Jason, so much FUCKING PROMISE. Now here आप are, trapped like a fucking rat.
#8:
Vaas: Who gave आप that ink, hmm? I asked आप a question: who give आप that ink, hmm? Citra give आप that ink, my sister give आप that ink, huh? आप think that makes आप one of us? आप think that makes आप like me, huh? California boy has got a hard-on for jungle fever. I'm gonna drive (whistles) a bullet through my sister's skull... like I did your brother Grant.
#9:
Vaas: Peek a boo motherfucker!
#10: Vaas: (player shoots at him) Do आप have any idea how fucking rude that was?
Vaas: (shoots Grant in the throat).
Jason: (desperately tries to save him).
Vaas: (his voice is barely heard over Jason trying to save Grant) What, आप want to run? Huh? आप want to run, आप want to disrespect me? आप want to fuck with me? I mean, आप come here, with your... with your pretty-boy face, right, and your pretty-boy phone, your dimwit brother, and आप want to fuck with me. *You want to fuck with me.* I like that - no, I *respect* that. I'm gonna give आप thirty seconds, and if the jungle doesn't eat आप up alive... I will.
Jason: (realizes Grant is dead and looks at Vaas).
Vaas: ARE आप FUCKIN DEATH!?.. I SAID, GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE, आप CHICKEN FUCK! RUN, FORREST! RUN!!
#2:
Vaas: Did I ever tell आप what the definition of insanity is? Insanity is doing the exact same fucking thing over and over again expecting shit to change. That. Is. Crazy. The first time somebody told me that, I dunno, I thought they were bullshitting me. So, boom, I shot him. The thing is... he was right. And then I started seeing, everywhere I looked, everywhere I looked all these fucking pricks, everywhere I looked, doing the exact same fucking thing. Over, and over, and over, and over again thinking, "This time is gonna be different. No, no, no please... this time is gonna be different." I'm sorry, I don't like the way... (punches टोकरा aside violently) ...you are LOOKING at me!.. Okay, do आप have a fucking problem in your head? Do आप think I am bullshitting you, do आप think I am lying? Fuck you! Okay? FUCK. YOU. (beat) It's okay, man. I'm gonna chill, hermano. I'm gonna chill. The thing is... all right? The thing is I killed आप once already, and it's not like I am fucking crazy. It's okay. (beat) It's like water under the bridge. Did I ever tell आप the definition of insanity?
#3:
Jason: Fuck you.
Vaas: आप are angry, Jason. You... are angry. Okay, I get that. I get it. I mean without family who the fuck are we? There was a time I would do anything for my sister, I mean the first time I ever killed was for my sister.... Not enough for her, no, no, no, no, no, please. आप see the thing about our loved ones, right, our FUCKING loved ones, they come and they BLINDSIDE आप every fucking time. So they say to me, they say Vaas, Vaas... who the FUCK is it going to be?! THEM या ME?! (violently beats his chest) MEEEEEE!!! या THEM?! (chuckles) Like... like आप know... like they fucking think that I need to make a fucking choice. (beat) द्वारा the way, this lighter really sucks.
#4:
Vaas: आप enjoying my sisters company?.. Come on Jason! Shoot me!.. Pull the trigger!.. END THIS MISERY!!...... Take me into your heart. Accept me as your saviour. Nail me to the fucking पार करना, क्रॉस and let me be REBORRRRRRN!
#5:
Vaas: आप boys think you're crazy, huh? Jumping out of airplanes... flying like birds? (chuckles) That is crazy! I like this phone. This is a nice fucking phone. So, what do we have here? Grant... and Jason... from California, huh? Well, I hope your mama and papa really, really प्यार you, cause आप two white boys look expensive! And that's good because I like expensive things... (Grant mumbles) I'm sorry, what did आप say? What did आप say? DO आप WANT ME TO SLICE आप OPEN LIKE I DID YOUR FRIEND!?.. Hmm? SHUT THE FUCK UP! Okay? I'm the one with the fucking dick! Look at me, look me in the fucking eye. HEY! आप FUCK! Look me in the eye!... You're my bitch.. I rule this fucking kingdom. Shut the fuck up... या आप die. (Jason mumbles too) What is it, Jason? Jason, what is it? Why aren't आप laughing now like आप did back there? What, is this not fun any more? Have I failed to entertain you? आप see, thing is, up there, आप thought आप had a chance. Waaaay, up in the fucking skies, आप thought आप had your finger on the pussy trigger. But hermano, down here... down here? (beat) आप hit the ground.
#6:
Vaas: The world is a diagonal... I am the balancing point.
#7:
Vaas: Surprise motherfucker. आप didn't think I knew आप were coming right?
[laughing] I am so DISAPPOINTED! आप showed so much PROMISE Jason, so much FUCKING PROMISE. Now here आप are, trapped like a fucking rat.
#8:
Vaas: Who gave आप that ink, hmm? I asked आप a question: who give आप that ink, hmm? Citra give आप that ink, my sister give आप that ink, huh? आप think that makes आप one of us? आप think that makes आप like me, huh? California boy has got a hard-on for jungle fever. I'm gonna drive (whistles) a bullet through my sister's skull... like I did your brother Grant.
#9:
Vaas: Peek a boo motherfucker!
#10: Vaas: (player shoots at him) Do आप have any idea how fucking rude that was?
#1: SATEN TWIST:
Not only is Saten known of his high tempter.
He can also be known for being very sarcastic.
Sometimes laughing at people's misfortunes (especially people he doesn't like).
And sometimes making rude टिप्पणियाँ towards his enemies..
#2: DERPY:
Saten's Tomboyant Cousin.
Sarcasm is something she usually becomes quick to use..
#3: SPIKE:
(same as the REAL Spike)..
#4: DITTO:
Do to his dark sense of comedy it is obvious he takes delight in people's misery.
And usually makes wise नितंब, गधा remarks about positions their in, and the stupidity of many people he's involved with as a police chief..
#5: APPLEJACK:
(on occasion)..
Not only is Saten known of his high tempter.
He can also be known for being very sarcastic.
Sometimes laughing at people's misfortunes (especially people he doesn't like).
And sometimes making rude टिप्पणियाँ towards his enemies..
#2: DERPY:
Saten's Tomboyant Cousin.
Sarcasm is something she usually becomes quick to use..
#3: SPIKE:
(same as the REAL Spike)..
#4: DITTO:
Do to his dark sense of comedy it is obvious he takes delight in people's misery.
And usually makes wise नितंब, गधा remarks about positions their in, and the stupidity of many people he's involved with as a police chief..
#5: APPLEJACK:
(on occasion)..