Blair Waldorf: [after waking up in बिस्तर together] आप were on the floor!
Chuck Bass: I hurt my back.
Blair Waldorf: How? It's not like आप ever do anything athletic.
Chuck Bass: [suggestively] Well, that's not exactly true, now is it?
Blair Waldorf: Fine, nothing that involves removing your scarf.
Chuck Bass: That was one time; it was chilly.
[Blair waskes up and slapps Chuck's arm]
Chuck Bass: Ow!
Blair Waldorf: Who, what, where, when, why?
Chuck Bass: We were up late plotting against Georgina, we must have dozed off.
Blair Waldorf: And आप were on the floor.
Chuck Bass: I didn't want to hurt my back.
Blair Waldorf: Why? It's not like आप do anything athletic.
Chuck Bass: Well that's not entirely true now is it?
Blair Waldorf: Fine, nothing that requires आप moving your scarf.
Chuck Bass: It was one time, it was chilly.
Blair Waldorf: Enough about the past, before आप landed in my बिस्तर we actually landed on a good idea.
Chuck Bass: Well I trust आप can take it from here, I have a best man's speech to write and no time to write it.
Blair Waldorf: Don't worry, I can be कुतिया, मतलबी enough for both of us.
Chuck Bass: I still have the scars on my back to prove it.
[Blairs starts pushing him out the door.]
Chuck Bass: आप know, they say that आप प्यार something आप should set it free.
Blair Waldorf: Uh! They say if आप hate something आप should slam the door in its face.
Chuck Bass: I प्यार it when आप talk dirty Blair.
Blair Waldorf: Notice how much voice didn't go up at the end? It wasn't a question.
Blair Waldorf: She made 'Waldorf' rhyme with 'Spears'!
Blair Waldorf: Damn that mother chucker!
Blair Waldorf: Nelly Yuki must be destroyed!
Serena वैन, वान der Woodsen: Why do आप keep saying her name?
Blair Waldorf: Because it's Nelly Yuki!
Blair Waldorf: How do आप manage to get out of everything unscathed?
Serena वैन, वान der Woodsen: Because I'm nice. आप should try it. Come on, compliment me. Tell me my hair looks beautiful!
Blair Waldorf: But your hair looks disgusting. Did आप even शावर, शॉवर today?
Chuck Bass: I hurt my back.
Blair Waldorf: How? It's not like आप ever do anything athletic.
Chuck Bass: [suggestively] Well, that's not exactly true, now is it?
Blair Waldorf: Fine, nothing that involves removing your scarf.
Chuck Bass: That was one time; it was chilly.
[Blair waskes up and slapps Chuck's arm]
Chuck Bass: Ow!
Blair Waldorf: Who, what, where, when, why?
Chuck Bass: We were up late plotting against Georgina, we must have dozed off.
Blair Waldorf: And आप were on the floor.
Chuck Bass: I didn't want to hurt my back.
Blair Waldorf: Why? It's not like आप do anything athletic.
Chuck Bass: Well that's not entirely true now is it?
Blair Waldorf: Fine, nothing that requires आप moving your scarf.
Chuck Bass: It was one time, it was chilly.
Blair Waldorf: Enough about the past, before आप landed in my बिस्तर we actually landed on a good idea.
Chuck Bass: Well I trust आप can take it from here, I have a best man's speech to write and no time to write it.
Blair Waldorf: Don't worry, I can be कुतिया, मतलबी enough for both of us.
Chuck Bass: I still have the scars on my back to prove it.
[Blairs starts pushing him out the door.]
Chuck Bass: आप know, they say that आप प्यार something आप should set it free.
Blair Waldorf: Uh! They say if आप hate something आप should slam the door in its face.
Chuck Bass: I प्यार it when आप talk dirty Blair.
Blair Waldorf: Notice how much voice didn't go up at the end? It wasn't a question.
Blair Waldorf: She made 'Waldorf' rhyme with 'Spears'!
Blair Waldorf: Damn that mother chucker!
Blair Waldorf: Nelly Yuki must be destroyed!
Serena वैन, वान der Woodsen: Why do आप keep saying her name?
Blair Waldorf: Because it's Nelly Yuki!
Blair Waldorf: How do आप manage to get out of everything unscathed?
Serena वैन, वान der Woodsen: Because I'm nice. आप should try it. Come on, compliment me. Tell me my hair looks beautiful!
Blair Waldorf: But your hair looks disgusting. Did आप even शावर, शॉवर today?
