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funny

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PotterForever LMFAO!

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18 Fun ways to annoy या generally freak out public bathroom stallmates.

posted by KateKicksAss

Credit:link, who कहा she found it online, :P

1. Stick your open palm under the stall दीवार and ask your neighbor, “May I borrow a highlighter?”

2. Say, “Uh oh, I knew I shouldn’t have put my lips on that.”

3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.

4. Say, "Damn, this water's cold!"

5. Drop a marble and say, "Oh sh*t, my glass eye!!"

6. Say, "Hmm, I've never seen that color before,. . ."

7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 सेकंड्स and then drop a cantelope into the toilet bowl from a height of 6 feet. Sigh relaxingly.

8. Say, “Now,...

ASDF movie 4

added by emilyroxx

IT IS HERE.

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asdf

movie

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बिना सोचे समझे

Gred thinks she's a photographer

added by Gred_and_Forge

Source: Me

लोल bullshit psych research plan on CANON vs. FANON xD

posted by lucius_malloy

CANON vs. FANON -- Reality vs. Imagination

People who aren't really part of any so-called obsessive fandoms may not be aware of this, but there are really quite a few large-ish battle being waged द्वारा sometimes even fanatic people, mostly on this one subject: canon. Is it equivalent to the Holy Bible या not? Is the word of the लेखक really and truly what goes? But wait, maybe I should back up a little.
To put it simply, canon includes everything about a book series etc. that has been verified द्वारा the author/other creator. It can include anything from birthdays and deathdays to who married who,...

Do The Charlie Puth

added by kris10853

Song द्वारा Charlie Puth

video

funny

लोल

song

charlie

puth

My Chemical Romance- Bulletproof दिल live at the Aragon Ballroom: Chicago (4/15/11)

added by emilyroxx

LOOK AT WHAT I MISSED!!!!!!!!!!!! I was, like, half an घंटा away from them and my parents wouldn't let me go. They were like, "Oh, but most of their प्रशंसकों are drug addicts." and I was like, "Thanks mom."

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माइ केमिकल रोमैन्स

gerard way

live

chicago

bulletproof दिल

Hitler movie 'literal' translation

added by GemonkDruid

ARSE ARE NOT ON CALL. लोल

video

hitler

translation

the game

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Asperger's Syndrome.

posted by emilyroxx

So, I was recently diagnosed with Asperger's, and I प्यार psychology, so I'm going to force some medical diagnosis information of all of you!

Asperger's syndrome, also called Asperger's disorder, is a type of pervasive developmental disorder (PDD). PDDs are a group of conditions that involve delays in the development of many basic skills, most notably the ability to socialize with others, to communicate, and to use imagination.

Although Asperger's syndrome is similar in some ways to autism -- another, और severe type of PDD -- there are some important differences. Children with Asperger's syndrome...

Mikey Way picspam :D

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Source: fyeahmikeyway and mikeyfuckinway on tumblr

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बिना सोचे समझे Spam XD

added by kris10853

Source: फेसबुक

:P

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Yahoo जवाब FAILS!

added by KateKicksAss

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Stupid गूगल

posted by emilyroxx

Okay, so everyone probably knows that गूगल has this thing where it tries to guess what
you’re searching द्वारा picking the most searched entries. Some of them are
kind of ridiculous, so I decided to have some fun with it. I typed in
“Are there,” closed my eyes, and picked a बिना सोचे समझे letter of the alphabet.
Here were the results, and my answers:

First, I just put the results for “Are there.”

Are there aliens?
I think so.
Are there snakes in Ireland?
What do आप mean are there snakes in Ireland?
Are there बाघों in Africa?
Probably.
Are there snakes in Hawaii?
There are probably going to be snakes...

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Trolling Omegle

posted by IzzyOzera

The whole conversationd wouldn't fit on one screenshot so here it is;
Stranger: asl
Stranger: ?
You: Oh! There आप are! I've been looking for आप forever!
Stranger: oh really?
You: I'll never say goodbye to you!
You: I'm crazy about you!
You: I प्यार you!
Stranger: is that good या bad?
Stranger: well are आप a guy या a girl?
You: Kurt, don't आप प्यार me?
Stranger: nope guess not
You: But Kurt it's me Blaine!
Stranger: that sucks dont it
You: :'(
Stranger: stop your bitchin
You: Kurt. It's me, Blaine! Your boyfriend.
Stranger: ha fuckin faggot
Stranger: i hate fags
Stranger: they are as bad as niggers and soicks
Stranger: spicks
You: I'M IN A RAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEE. THIS IS THE MADDEST I'VE EVER BEEN!

Song

posted by simpleplan

Since I write songs I figered I should share one with आप guys if आप like it i may post others :P

Promise

Stand tall and try not to regret anything आप did wrong when the world is cracking under your feet just hold on well I promise आप somehow I will follow through I will do anything to save आप maybe we’re making a big mistake your falling in the water I try to grab your hand well I miss again now we're falling well i promise आप some दिन I will follow through I will do anything to save 20 feet we fall when will we hit the ground sun shines above waterfalls make so many sounds but I still...

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Slenderman

added by Lunalovely

Source: me

आप wanna play a little game?

added by Gred_and_Forge

Source: Me

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My चोटी, शीर्ष Ten प्रिय TV shows

posted by GemonkDruid

Ever wondered what the mighty GemonkDruid, after a long tiring दिन of annoying her fellow Fanpoppers, circles on her TV guide with a big red, "WATCH!" written अगला to it.

The answer is nothing, because she does not watch network TV, let alone has a TV guide. She does bootleg and watch her प्रिय shows on the TV tho.

And what exactly does she watch? A mix of things, most definitely a few Chinese soap operas courtesy of her parents (she cannot understand most of it though), a bit of sitcoms, but the some of the real shows she really gets into are -

... What the fuck are आप doing on my article?...

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XD

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A few बिना सोचे समझे questions...

posted by CheekyCheese

1. How old will आप be in five years?
17 years old

2. Who did आप spend at least two hours with today?
My Mum?

3. How tall are you?
I don't really know...

4. What do आप look आगे to most in the अगला six weeks?
Half term and mine and my फ्रेंड्स birthdays!

5. What's the last movie आप saw?
Umm...probably Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2

6. Who was the last person आप called?
My Mum

7. Who was the last person to call you?
My friend Dani

8. What was the last text message आप received?
Some कुतिया, मतलबी who I don't even like bitching.

9. Who was the last person to leave आप a voicemail?
I have no idea :...