Bellatrix HBP

I suspect I'm not the only one, am I? XD...... Anyways, आप know you're obsessed with Bellatrix when....
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1. आप throw away all of your hairbrushes.

2. आप wear at least some black every day.

3. आप rip your clothes on purpose.

4. आप call people आप don't like "filthy mudbloods".

5. आप yell "CRUCIO!" at people when आप get mad.

6. आप carry knives on your person

7. Your desktop background and screensaver are of Bellatrix.

8. Whenever you're typing a word that starts with a "B" या an "L", आप accidentally type out a Bellatrix या a Lestrange instead.

9. आप think her birthday should...

How to annoy, agitate, या freak out Lord Voldemort.
WARNING: Attempt these at your own risk. लेखक is not responsible for any deaths या torture from trying these.

1. Tell him that Bellatrix is waiting for him to propose.

2. Tell him that Harry is in प्यार with him.

3. Write an apology letter to the Daily Prophet that looks as though it's from him.

4. Turn his Dark Mark into a tatoo of a kitten.

5. Ask him just WHEN did he last take a shower?

6.Anonymously send him a wig.

7. Constantly wink at him, and tell him that his secret is सुरक्षित with you.

8. Steal Nagini. When he demands her back, claim she likes...