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More lovely emails!! Ladies, I'm sure आप can all vouch for these!

9 WORDS WOMEN USE

1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and आप need to shut up.

2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five मिनटों is only five मिनटों if आप have just been दिया five और मिनटों to watch the game before helping around the house.

3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and आप should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!...

From an ई मेल I got.

"The Rules" from the male side

We always hear ‘the rules’ from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. I’m not saying I like them, but it’s only fair to present both sides.

1.    Men are NOT mind readers.

2.    Learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down. We need it up. आप need it down. आप don’t hear us complaining about आप leaving it down.

3.    Sunday sports: It’s like the full moon या the changing of the tides. Let it be.

4.    ...

-He stares at आप a lot
- He hits आप a lot(playfully)
- He uses the first thing that pops into his head to start a converstaion with you
- He yelled, "HI"to your mom that दिन she picked आप up from school
- He blew off his buds to go see "Brown Sugar" with आप cuz आप couldn't get another girl pal to go and didn't want to go alone
- He tries to make आप laugh anyway even if he gets hurt in the process
- His voice gets softer when ever आप two talk
-You hung up on him. He called आप back
- आप where invited द्वारा him to a group outin
- He called आप to talk about nothing at all.
- He imitates your laugh...