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This एक महिला होना चित्र might contain रंग, लेपनी, जमा हुआ दही, जमे हुए दही, and चॉकलेट आइसक्रीम.

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A modern दिन monologue version of the what the Woman at the well कहा to Jesus. This story can be found in John 4:3-30 in the Holy Bible
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posted by addi123456
Finding you! And your goal in life(=

You are you. आप came into this world for a purpose, and god has a plan and goal for आप to achieve in life. Sometimes though its hard to find that one thing that god has put आप down on earth for. To find it आप really need to look at yourself, and your dreams, goals, and what आप प्यार . Look at your talents. Growing up as a teenager, life is rough. There is soo much drama, and school, and pure pressure! आप need to block that out of your life, and focas on what your going to do when your older, and your goal and purpose for being on earth. Because what...
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posted by addi123456
Lets stop bullying

This is for all the kids who get bullied, and for the people who do bully.

Most kids get bullied every single दिन at school, outside, at the park, या even in there own house. If आप are one of those kids, send me a story and I will make sure to help you(= Y in the world do they bully!? I will tell आप y. 1. Because it lifts them up, it gives them power. If आप want power, don’t bully on a little kid! What if आप were that little child. They just wanna live life the fullest. What if that child died that day, and the only memories he has या his family has is of him getting...
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posted by addi123456
My story. The life of me…….

Hey everyone My name is addi ( addisyn) but I just like addi. I am 16 years old and I was born on January 1. I have 9 other brothers and sisters. I also have an identical twin. My life is very complicated, and I desided to share it with others who would like to hear. When I was young, I was raised to be strong, and to work my hardest, and never to give up. I was in gymnastics at the age of 6, cheerleading at the age of 6, swimming when I was 14, karate when I was 9, and dance when I was around 7. This was the dream for me! I loved what I did! My mom was a stay...
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posted by cassie-1-2-3
Just a warning, I’m really weird about talking about this kind of stuff, so I may seem a little immature here.

I know that there are many females of various ages who suffer from the dreaded menstrual cramps (I hate the word “period” when used in this sense, so I’m going to avoid it as much as I can)

There are a few ways आप can get rid of the cramps once they start, but I personally, would rather avoid them all together. What I do to achieve this is very VERY simple. This may sound a little disgusting to some of you, and it’s a little awkward for me to share, but the best thing to do...
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posted by isabelle_905
This isn't an attempt to pass this लेख off as my own. I read it and I thought maybe others would appreciate it as well.

By Jessica Leigh Griffith

This is my tribute to the nice girls. To the nice girls who are overlooked, who become फ्रेंड्स and nothing more, who spend hours fixating upon their looks and their personalities and their actions because it must be they that are doing something wrong. This is for the girls who don't give it up on the first date, who don't want to play mind games, who provide a comforting hug and a supportive audience for a story they've heard a thousand times....
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From an ई मेल I got.


What is the difference between girls/woman aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68, and 78?

At 8 -- आप take her to बिस्तर and tell her a story.

At 18 -- आप tell her a story and take her to bed.

At 28 -- आप don’t need to tell her a story to take her to bed.

At 38 -- She tells आप a story and takes आप to bed.

At 48 -- She tells आप a story to avoid going to bed.

At 58 -- आप stay in बिस्तर to avoid her story.

At 68 -- If आप take her to bed, that'll be a story!

At 78 -- What story??? What bed??? Who the hell are you???
posted by isabelle_905
From another ई मेल I got.
Ladies: Have a sense of humour!! ;)

New Evening Classes for Women

1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before

2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits

3. Parties: Going Without New Outfits

4. Man Management: Minor Household Chores Can Wait Till After The Game

5. Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need अंतरिक्ष in the Bathroom Cabinet Too

6. Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor is His

7. Communication Skills I: Tears - The Last Resort, not the First

8. Communication Skills II: Thinking Before Speaking

9. Communication Skills III: Getting What आप Want Without...
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posted by isabelle_905
From an ई मेल I got.

Rules for Men

1) Any man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten द्वारा his fellow partygoers.

2) Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.

3) Unless he murdered someone in your family, आप must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours.

4) If you've known a guy for और than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever, unless आप actually marry her.

5) Complaining about the brand of free बीयर, बियर in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. Gripe at will if the temperature is unsuitable.

6) When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event,...
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Every Young Actress Will One दिन Be 40 द्वारा Zoe Cassavetes via link और video interviews at link
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Women Are और Powerful In The World Today द्वारा Zoe Cassavetes via link और video interviews at link
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posted by breebree446
The Difference between आप and me!
Calling me FAKE won't make आप REAL,
Calling me STUPID won't make आप SMART,
Calling me WEAK won't make आप STRONG,
Calling me UGLY won't make आप PRETTY,
Calling me POOR won't make आप RICH,
Calling me FAT wont make आप SKINNY,
Calling me UNCOOL wont make आप COOL,
So why bother?

This is from a little something I found online. This makes a lot of sense to me and I bet it makes sense to other girls like me. Bullying is an ugly thing. Don't let them get to you, girls. They aren't worth your time.
posted by isabelle_905
Here’s another ई मेल guys! लोल Enjoy!!

A Spanish Teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine या feminine. "House" for instance, is feminine: "la casa." "Pencil," however, is masculine: "el lapiz."

A student asked, "What gender is 'computer'?"

Instead of giving the answer, the teacher विभाजित करें, विभक्त करें the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether "computer" should be a masculine या a feminine noun. Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation.

The men's group decided that...
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posted by isabelle_905
Another email…

Dear Tech Support,

Last साल I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow-down in संपूर्ण, कुल मिलाकर system performance - particularly in the फूल and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, installation of Husband 1.0 seems to have uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed such other undesirable programs as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0.and Golf क्लब्स 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

I've tried running Nagging...
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posted by isabelle_905
More emails...

Men Are Just Happier People

Your last name stays put. The गेराज is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. चॉकलेट is just another snack. आप can be President. आप can never be pregnant. आप can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. आप can wear NO कमीज, शर्ट to a water park. Car mechanics tell आप the truth.

The world is your urinal. आप never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. आप don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, और pay. Wrinkles add character.

Wedding dress - $5000. Tux rental...
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posted by isabelle_905
More lovely emails!! Ladies, I'm sure आप can all vouch for these!


1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and आप need to shut up.

2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five मिनटों is only five मिनटों if आप have just been दिया five और मिनटों to watch the game before helping around the house.

3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and आप should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!...
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