First off, I'm going to say a few things. Yes, I categorized this as news. Second, I believe येशु existed. Not as a holy being, but as a good, respectable guy who preached his religion, as a historical figure . But, using the Bible's own logic, I'm going to try and collapse the whole holy image of येशु and leave the picture of a man. Imperfect, sure, a religious dude, but I don't have a problem with religious people. I was raised Christian (my parents don't know I'm an atheist), but off of the idea that येशु was not perfect.
NOTE: This whole delicate लेख is balancing on the fact that most Christians believe in the Holy Trinity.
A simple सूची of the Ten Commandments is soon going to topple the whole image of Jesus.
NOTE II- I use a summary of each Commandment, not the whole thing
1- I am the LORD thy god, and आप shall have no other gods before me.
Ok, what's up with this?! Are these commandments actually implying that there is और than one god? I thought आप all were monotheistic? Oh, well. It has nothing to do with येशु anyway. So far Jesus, your divinity is safe.
2- आप shall not make yourself into a god.
Wait just a minute. Lemme clear some things up. येशु was Jewish. He worshipped the same god that Christians do. AKA, himself. He worshipped himself. He broke the सेकंड commandment. HA! There goes one commandment.
3- Do not take the Lord's name in vain.
OK, I know येशु didn't break that one, but REALLY? Why would he give a crap if someone says his name with a sucky attitude? Wow. Murder's WAY down on the list, but not taking his name in vain is number THREE? Just wow.
4- Keep the Sabbath दिन holy.
You're good this time, Jesus. But अगला time *evil laugh*...
5- Honor your mother and father
Maybe आप are good this time, Jesus.
6- आप shall not murder.
And......here comes the fun! Like I said, this whole thing is based off of the Holy Trinity, येशु being God and God being Jesus. Jesus/God killed millions of people, and we forgive them, the survivors saying "God is good!" And they say we're the devil worshipping wackos...
7- आप shall not commit adultery
Jesus/God impregnated a married woman, and nobody gave a crap about that. All I have to say
8- आप shall not steal.
Jesus, you're good that time too.
9- आप shall not lie
He didn't lie
10- आप shall not be jealous.
I don't remember anything about him being jealous, but if आप find something, make a comment.
Thank आप for पढ़ना this and please spread the idea. I respect and believe in येशु as a historical person, but anything other than that is crap to me.
Oh, and to the hater Christians who are lurking around this club waiting to prey on another piece of "ignorance". You'll probably say येशु is a special case. Well, he came to serve, not be served. He obviously didn't want any special treatment.
NOTE: This whole delicate लेख is balancing on the fact that most Christians believe in the Holy Trinity.
A simple सूची of the Ten Commandments is soon going to topple the whole image of Jesus.
NOTE II- I use a summary of each Commandment, not the whole thing
1- I am the LORD thy god, and आप shall have no other gods before me.
Ok, what's up with this?! Are these commandments actually implying that there is और than one god? I thought आप all were monotheistic? Oh, well. It has nothing to do with येशु anyway. So far Jesus, your divinity is safe.
2- आप shall not make yourself into a god.
Wait just a minute. Lemme clear some things up. येशु was Jewish. He worshipped the same god that Christians do. AKA, himself. He worshipped himself. He broke the सेकंड commandment. HA! There goes one commandment.
3- Do not take the Lord's name in vain.
OK, I know येशु didn't break that one, but REALLY? Why would he give a crap if someone says his name with a sucky attitude? Wow. Murder's WAY down on the list, but not taking his name in vain is number THREE? Just wow.
4- Keep the Sabbath दिन holy.
You're good this time, Jesus. But अगला time *evil laugh*...
5- Honor your mother and father
Maybe आप are good this time, Jesus.
6- आप shall not murder.
And......here comes the fun! Like I said, this whole thing is based off of the Holy Trinity, येशु being God and God being Jesus. Jesus/God killed millions of people, and we forgive them, the survivors saying "God is good!" And they say we're the devil worshipping wackos...
7- आप shall not commit adultery
Jesus/God impregnated a married woman, and nobody gave a crap about that. All I have to say
8- आप shall not steal.
Jesus, you're good that time too.
9- आप shall not lie
He didn't lie
10- आप shall not be jealous.
I don't remember anything about him being jealous, but if आप find something, make a comment.
Thank आप for पढ़ना this and please spread the idea. I respect and believe in येशु as a historical person, but anything other than that is crap to me.
Oh, and to the hater Christians who are lurking around this club waiting to prey on another piece of "ignorance". You'll probably say येशु is a special case. Well, he came to serve, not be served. He obviously didn't want any special treatment.
