All the Alpha and Omega trailers (best to worst)

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posted by AlphawolfAlisha

August. 9, 2013. Well here's Humphrey's jokes I've worked up so um enjoy!

Entry one: what did two bears do while changing spots? one of the bears said" um this barely fit me does this make butt look big?.....the other भालू replies" um yes it does". (both of them laughs) wow I can't bearly see how that can't fit you".

Entry two: um Kate where did आप put my cupcake!? Kate replied." I've put in the garbage!". Humphrey Gasped." um why did आप do that for?". Kate sounded discussed" because it smells bad". Humphrey sniffed." um I was going to eat that cupcake".

Entry three: (Humphrey farts)pffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft!...

The three warriors of Jasper. part two. Enemy भेड़िया and gaining jutsu spells.

posted by ben14delas

Fire Garth

*Enemy भेड़िया run at us*Me:You guy's ready. Humphrey:Yes. Garth:Yep. Me:Hold on guy's this will be cool. *I do the आग ball jutsu hand pose burning the enemy wolves* Humphrey:That was cool who taught आप that? Me:I a learned a few thing from my book of spells and training. Garth:Do आप know Arctic wolf? Me:I never heard of that भेड़िया I can teach आप guys some of these jutsu's here's one. *I do the ice hand pose and the ice freezes hidden enemy wolves* Humphrey:Cool how can we get these jutsu's? Me:Easy follow me. *I walk Humphrey and Garth to a cave with Glowing jem's inside a jar* Me:See these...

alpha and omega- JACKASS 2

posted by trueshadowwolf

Warning, crap sence of humor and pee and poo, and language might contain to this article. Your विवरण is advised.

"Hello my name is Kate AND THIS IS JACKASS!!!" Kate yelled. And turns out she was on a पेड़ with humphrey. Garth got out a chainsaw and chopped down the tree. "timber आप jackasses!!!" Garth said. Then the पेड़ was starting to fall. Then humphrey and Kate fell on the snow. "Whoo!" Humphrey yelled.

Fat fucks!

Humphrey and garth got on jackets. And stuffed them with lots of pillows. Then they went outside. Humphrey got out a sledingboard. "Okay fatty आप ready." Humphrey said. "Hey...

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The Guard Chapter 1.

posted by katelover14

Arctic

A white भेड़िया walked through the halls of the white house. He stepped into a room with a beautiful, young, blackish-grey भेड़िया known as Janice, watching out the window.

"Hey Janice" The white भेड़िया greeted.

"Hey dad" Janice greeted.

"How are आप holding up?"

"I'm tired, when can we go home?" Janice asked.

"Soon".

They heard heavy footsteps walking towards the door. Two भेड़िया in black सूट्स walked in.

"Humphrey, we need to talk".

"Okay, bye Janice. I'll see आप in a little while" Humphrey said."Okay bye dad" Janice said.

Humphrey walked with 5 भेड़िया down the hall, and through a door. In the small room,...

Janice's प्यार story: Chapter 3: The Birth

posted by KingSimba4Ever9

janice

A few months past on द्वारा and Janice's belly grew. She rested and ate most of the time and was watched द्वारा Moonlight. Brian tried to keep as close as posable to her without being caught. Both Brian and Janice waited anxiously for the दिन of the birth. And then that दिन came.
Moonlight was away and Brian was patrolling the woods as always when he suddenly heard panting and someone slowly walking up to him. It was Janice. Before she could reach him she collapsed and let out a moan, "Brian!! Ah! I'm...,giving....Ahhh!"
Brian gasped and ran to her side. He nuzzled her then he rolled his mate onto...

alpha and omega 2 plot सूची

posted by humphrey202

i was on यूट्यूब one दिन and came across a vidio that talks about all the possible plots for alpha and omega 2. maybe garth and humphrey go hunting together, get cased द्वारा a bear, and fall in a sewage pipe. and its up to lily and kate to find them. or, winston या tony dies and someone has to take over and lead the pack. या somebody starts a war, but that will probably not happen because i cant see humphrey trying to start a war LOL. thats all ive got so far, but ill probably come up with more.

The Lone भेड़िया Pack (Part One)

posted by OmegaWolfShadow

Kate woke up, Humphrey was sleeping behind her so Kate got up quietly and walked out the den. She felt wet in her lower areas. Kate गलाना, पिघलता her lower area"Wow did i really mate with Humphrey last night"Kate कहा to herself, Kate licked herself"Hmm that tastes good"Kate said. Kate licked herself a bit और then stopped and went down to the lake and cleaned up."Hey Kate"someone कहा from behind her, Kate turned to see Humphrey"Hey Humphrey"Kate said,"So did आप enjoy last night?"Humphrey asked getting into the lake. Kate giggled"Yeah i did"Kate said, when Humphrey and Kate were washing themselves...

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Almost लॉस्ट a friend(sad/happystory)

posted by katewolf56

One warm summer late in the afternoon at 6:30 i saw the sun setting as i relized it was time to go home.I left the the wooden obstical course wich i was training for alpha school,then i started to make my way towards home,as i was walking घर i seen an old friend from alpha school,his name was keaka,i asked him"keaka,what are आप doing out here? its getting late!" he said"hey kate havent seen आप in a while,i was just over द्वारा the pond drinking water."Oh i thought आप were alone out here द्वारा yourself." i कहा to him,we kept on talking and i totaly forgot that it was getting late,i suddenly realized...

life with kaitlyn chapter 1

posted by lonehumphrey

okay since im doing two sreies at the same time im gonna do svaing her one दिन and the fake life the other so on and on but please enjoy

it was 59 degress out in canada and it was a normal दिन for the jasperpark animal obsever nathan but what he didnt know was today was going to change his life forever.
" हे nathan can आप check the भेड़िया pack d again theres somthing going on " his boss asked. " okay be right back " he answered.
after about twenty he got to the eastern territory checking out to see whats wrong.then nathan hid behind a झाड़ी, बुश observing the pack. " हे boss theres nothing wrong...

ALPHA AND OMEGA: BEAVIS AND BUTTHEAD

posted by trueshadowwolf

butthead: HUH HUH HUH हे BEAVIS आप KNOW WHAT WE SHOULD DO.

beavis: UHHH WHAT?

butthead: WE SHOULD GO TO THE FOREST.

beavis: ummmm why? ha ha ha

butthead: आप know like look at mothernatures boobs.

beavis: whoa... he he he... lets go!

they went out to the forest.

beavis: damn it butthead when are we gonna see mothernatures boobs!

butthead: damn it beavis calm down! (slaps beavis.0

beavis: हे look its a wolf

hutch: get out of here you!

beavis: whoa cool! ha ha ha

butthead: whoa are आप like... from final fantasy?

hutch: (attacks beavis)

butthead: whoa... huh huh beavis आप wuss... your getting your ass...

ALPHA AND OMEGA: JEEPER CREEPERS (PART 5)

posted by trueshadowwolf

11:30pm
MARCEL
SHAKEY
PADDY
MOOCH
R.I.P.
now all there is left is 4 wolves.
1. humphrey
2. kate
3. garth
4. lilly

the only ones that are surviving. now starting part 5.
so they are trying to get to jasper in time या the creature will kill them all. but they are pretty close to jasper. they're only 30 miles away from it. "lilly आप need to stay awake." garth said. "im just worn out...dont worry about it." lilly said. "that thing is gonna come sooner या later." humphrey said. "i know but if one of us falls asleep we might slow each other down. " garth said. "hey guys look!" kate said. they were almost there....

Open Your Eyes- Cover Lyrics

posted by LucarioZoura1

Lately,
The trolls are creeping.
Maybe,
They do need some help.
Just their problem,
Its not my problem.

Don't you,
go troll-ing me.
Eat through,
Eat through my heart,
Are आप mad bro?
Can I kill आप now?

If I could screw you,
It is so near,
You start using everything I fear.
Are आप mad bro,
Will आप die now?
As bad as it seems,
no one seams to care,
I have no life,
the consequence is real.
I am going to Screeewww youuuu.

[Chorus:]
I'm a Troll,
I'm a Troll,
But it's just everything we do.
Till आप start to yell,
"get the fu-uck out.
I'm a Troll,
I'm a Troll,
I will troll toll troll troll you,
Till we come to realize,...

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I wanna go - parody lyrics

posted by LucarioZoura1

हे there what are आप guys doing?
now why do i feel like yiff-ing
lets do this
Now I think i just think that i fell down
and i think it was all be cause i looked into those eyes , so lets go!

Such beautiful eyes
I'll pin आप down
I'm just your guy

I I I Wanna pi i nnn , आप and say ay ay
Lets savor this always
I I I Will fight, save aw ay ay ay
आप from all of the boys!

I wanna huu u gg you, आप aa a and
प्यार आप al-ways!

I just too o o k, down a caribou
went and snapped its neck

how could आप choose another boy
after all of the thing i have done for आप आप couldn't leave me
I प्यार you

that dude over there sure is crappy
and he is just out for your looks
I प्यार everything

Such beautiful eyes
I'll pin आप down
I'm just your guy

I (I I) wanna fi-i-ight
for you
cause your worth dying for

आप
don't need
to look
आप are the only one!

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The लॉस्ट Haunted Alpha And Omega Tape

posted by Alex_6SIC6

A/n: This is fake, just to clear that up. And also, this includes violence, gore and satanic themes. So if your religious and get scared easily, don't read.

Oh God... Why? Why did I watch that tape? I knew something was wrong with it...

My names Brian Varney. I'm 16 years old and I'm currently in a mental hospital. I just watch a video made द्वारा Lucifer... So, if आप find this tape, don't आप fucking watch it... Don't आप even look at the tape... If आप manage to get your hands on it, BURN IT!

It was a regular Saturday. My parents were out and I had to stay घर myself. That didn't bother me but...

A Kate Mystery: The Dark Descent (Part 3)

posted by The0fficialKate

I headed toward the torture rooms. It was not a comfortable place not one bit. I would have payed anything to have gotten out..
I saw blood stains on the floor, "Don't worry Kate all the criminals are already dead nothing can hurt आप heheh.." I was shivering my head was pounding. But I had to get out I moved on.
I headed into one room and there was a large brass सांड, बैल with आग wood under it. I studied the bull, "Aha! I know this torture device!" I smiled. I'll admit I was pretty proud of myself for knowing it. The brazen सांड, बैल is what it is called practically a "human cooker." I grabbed a tinderbox and lit the आग wood. It got a little smokey around the room. I left the room and looked at the map.
"Pretty close to the exit!" I smiled and wagged my tail. "I can't wait til the pack hears about this!" I heard a deep growl coming from one of the rooms, I shouldn't have been so stupid to ignore it..

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Alex's big adventure

posted by LONEWOLF_94

It was two weeks after mating season in Jasper Park. Kate and Humphrey had their प्यार ritual and Kate got preganant. Kate and Humphrey were walking along when Kate's water broke. Humphrey rushed Kate to the alpha मांद, डेन where Eve helped Kate with getting the single pup out. "He's beautiful." Kate said. "yea he is pretty cute haha." Humphrey laughed. "what do आप want to name him?" Kate asked. "Do आप like Alex?" Humphrey asked. "thats perfect" Kate said. Lilly and Gerth also had a pup named Austin.

(one साल later)

Alex and Austin were hanging out together when Spike and स्लैश two alpha's came...

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Life with Kate and Katie part 13: Planning a trip to Jasper *WARNING, SEXUAL CONTENT*

posted by katealphawolf

A couple weeks had passed since the fight in the parking lot, and since then I had completed my last final and now all of us had retired to my घर in Montana for the long winter break. Now with the stress load lifted from my shoulders, there was a much और lighthearted feeling going around the house. I was always in a good mood and since I didn't need to be in बिस्तर at any particular time, romancing Kate and Katie each night became standard issue. During the days we would lounge around the house watching TV या movies, या just cuddling on the सोफ़ा, सोफे together. Our kids roamed the property and...

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Silent Hill: Restless Nightmares

posted by Xero_Pyramid206

This plot is similar to Silent पहाड़ी, हिल 2. Its been 2 years since Humphrey died of disease, leaving Kate in a vortex of depression and dispair. However, One दिन Kate received a letter from him. It told her to come to their special place in Silent Hill.

Kate took a deep breath as she stepped out of her car and faced the fog-shrouded path before her.

I cant believe im actually doing this.... Humphrey CANT be alive because he is DEAD! And what did he mean द्वारा "Our Special Place?" We did so many things here. This is gonna be tough.

All these thoughts were racing through Kate's mind as she began walking...

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Life with Crystal chapter 9: the haunted ruins/appearance of an inspiration!

posted by metalwolf116

The trip back to my aunties house was thoroughly relaxing after the long walk it took to walk from one end of the sun drenched समुद्र तट to the other historically thriving finish. the car was nice and warm in contrast to the chilly wind that emanated from the sea to our skin receptors and the seats comfortable against our rears (crystal needed this becuse her arse was still sore from the night before).

As we reached the old house it was a welcomed sight to see that no troublesome बिल्ली had shit in aunty joys garden (as we feard they might have) and a chance to sit down on aunty joys flowered,frilled,...

Life in Jasper: Chapter 2- The pack meeting

posted by snazzywolve53

Authors note: it may be a little sexual, but deal with it! I had no other ideas, and it fitts in perfectly!

Ugh...... I feel terrible. I was finally waking up. I was tied to a पेड़ hanging, stripped of everything! My knife, my shirt, my pants, my shoes, my socks, and my boxers! All my items were missing. Then I noticed, that I was surrounded द्वारा the whole pack! The alphas, betas, and omegas were all here surrounding and starring at my nude body. Damm- I amm soo embarrised. All the Girls were starring at my man hood! Damm! Even Kate, the girl I always had a crush on saw me in plain sight, while...