Bloody Lilly

warning: strong language and बिना सोचे समझे violence, dont try this at घर kids.

garth is in the airplane, and steel is in another room. garth was whistling and watching his प्रिय movie. called "Alpha and omega 2" then steel came द्वारा and spilt coffie on garths dick द्वारा accident. "AHHHH आप FUCKING... AHHH!!!" garth yelled. "well sorry it isnt my fault your right there!" steele said. then garth got all pissed off and splashed coffie in steeles face. "YOU SON OF BITCH!!!" steele then punched garth in the face and garth kicked him in the face. then steele draged him and hitting his face on the floor....

Then अगला morning Lilly woke up when the train blew its whistle.

"Humphrey आप awake?" she mumbled.

"I am now, where are we?" Asked Humphrey.

"I'm not sure, but I think we are about to stop." कहा Lilly.

"We should better get off." 

" Yeah maybe."

As the train neared the station they jumped off. 

" I wonder where we are?" कहा Lilly.

" It kinda looks like north dakota I'm not sure yet." कहा humphrey.

As they walked through the forest Lilly's belly started to growl.

" I'm hungry do आप know how to hunt?" asked Lilly.

"well.... No do you?" 

"if I did would I be asking you?" 

"I guess no-"
Humphrey was...

Humphrey, who is lazily laying on the सोफ़ा, सोफे and looking at a magazine suddenly looks up at me. I am on the computer and talking to Jon about Chris's new and wonderful a&o web site. Humphrey sits up and sets the magazine अगला to him as he gets up and walks over to me slowly. I don't notice him sneaking up behind me and I keep on typing. He gets behind the chair I'm sitting in and leans on it and looks down at me. "Sooooo, anything interesting?" I shake my head and smile and go on typing. He seems a little annoyed and then he scans my body with his bright blue eyes and smiles.
I start to...

Fred: हे arent आप the mail pilot from balto?

mail pilot:whats wrong with your voice kid *mumbles little freak*.

Fred: i got लॉस्ट i thought i was in seattle i guess not.


Mail pilot:well go see balto my dog.

fred: ok then thank you.

mail pilot: *chokes fred*

fred screams at the mail pilot the mail pilot lets go cause of his annoying voice.

fred runs to meet balto and jenna humping.

Fred:woah sorry are आप balto?

Balto:what the hell is wrong with your damn voice

Fred: i was born this way.

balto: well then where do आप need to go?

fred: i need to get back to seattle.

balto says to jenna ok then lets gut...

It all was about to kick off now we all knew that judgement दिन was coming here is the story.
Three months later
A भेड़िया followed द्वारा his wife where द्वारा the lake looking out at the water at about 12:00pm then a sound from the झाड़ी, बुश made them jump “What was that?” asked the wolf’s wife then the भेड़िया walked into the झाड़ी, बुश to see then he gave out a loud yell for help then silent “Honey don’t scare me like that” कहा his wife then an Alpha Shade came out and killed her
Next morning
Humphrey followed द्वारा Kate, Fire, Lilly, Garth, Water, Winston, Tony and Eve where द्वारा a dead भेड़िया “Not again...

"Kate...pst kate wake up" Humphrey Nudges his mates nose , kate flutterd her eyes open and yawned "Moring Handsome" kate smiled at her loving mate as he looked into her eyes "Kate , your dad and mother want to see आप it's urgent " Humphrwey informed kate . The Beautiful alpha sterched and set off to her old cave .

When the alpha arrived at the cave she was greeted द्वारा hutch who led her in, "moring dad , Moring mum sleep well?" kate कहा in a friendly manner Eve looked at her Husband with guilt "fine thank आप ...there's something we need to tell आप ...." Winston stared at the ground "What...

हे guys! I'm लेखन this on my iPhone so spelling, punctuation, and indenting won't always happen! Just remember when I get on my computer I'll be able to write with all that and more. Thanks,
Lilyomega11 :)

Sage, a light brown pup with beautiful बैंगनी, वायलेट eyes, leapt out of the bushes, crushing her brother, Thorn.
"Got you!" she yelled, just as her mother Lily and her father Garth entered the clearing with her sister Tiger Lily and her other brother, Tiger.
Unlike her siblings, Sage was light brown. Everyone else in her family was pure white like her mother, except Garth of course.
"Dad!" yelled...

Cast:

Humphrey- Louis

Garth- Francis

Kate- Zoey

Winston - Bill

Sincerio 1 - Zombie Rape Madness :D

Garth: I hear there is a chopper picking survivors from Mercy Hospital! *Troll Face* Lets go!

*All burst through the door. Garth is immediately tackled and teabagged द्वारा a zombie*

Garth: *screams* AHHHH! RAPE!!!! GET IT OFF!

Winston: *blows zombie brains out* *Stares at Garth awkwardly*

*Hoard cries and all zombies com rushing in*

Kate: Take this आप meanies!

*Boomer vomits on Kate, who turns and vomits on Winston, who turns and vomits on Garth who vomits on humphrey. Boomer stares and scratches its head*

Scinerio...

    To my wonderful, kind, sweet, dear friend Ashley,
                         I just wanted to say that I am so, so, so damn sorry for what I did to you. I really am sorry, baby. The reason I did what I did was because I was under tremendous amounts of stress. All of mine and Phil’s failed attempts to make a baby, plus the way I was rudely misinformed about Red losing his virginity to Lilly just got to my head and made me do things I had no control over....

~A साल later~ Balto and Jenna are laying down watching the now grown up Alue and Kodi.

Jenna: they grow up to fast
Balto: I know but there perfect
Jenna: Yup

Kodi walks over and sits अगला to his father.

Kodi: हे Hero whats up

Balto: Nothing just thinking about how आप guy grow up so fast

Kodi: Alright see ya
Kodi walks away and twoards Alue And they run off and leave balto and jenna there alone laying there sad but happy too. Then along comes steele.

Steele: Ha Jenna आप don't know a good guy when आप see him so आप pick Balto the puny loser

Jenna: *Tears in eye* आप know what your a fucking dick...

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Transformer101-Joanathan
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Hank666-Hank

It was a dark night when us four woke up in abadoned building with pistols laying on the ground.
Me-"Damn my head"
Hank-"dude were he hell are we?"
Buddy-"I wish I knew"
Just then a growl came out of no were as a hand reached threw the window .
Joanthan-"Oh god"
I pic up two pistols and threw Hank one
Hank-"Holy shit what the hell do u call these नितंब, गधा holes"
Me-"Piles of shit!!"
Just then we heard screaming coming from the upstairs as we all look at the steps Lily,Ashely,and Rosie shot down the steps.
Lily-"Garth were are we!!!"
Me"I...

It was early sunday in Idaho and i felt like driving up to Jasper park canada I got up took a शावर, शॉवर got dressed and Left.

It was a sunny दिन and i took out my Ford F-150 V8 and drove twoards canada but it would be a long नितंब, गधा trip. ~12 hours later~ I arrived in Jasper. I was tired and low on fuel and i stopped at a gas station and filled up and i went to the motel across the सड़क, स्ट्रीट from the dirt road to Jasper. ~Next morning~ I got up got dressed and went across the सड़क, स्ट्रीट to the dirt road in my Ford and i drove down it and soon i saw the sign saying "WELCOME TO JASPER INTERNATIONAL PARK"...

Three weeks later. Humphrey's POV

I got up and walked outside with Garth careful so as not to wake up Kate. We went outside the मांद, डेन and started talking. We were talking about what the pups would be like.
"As long as mine get my good looks I'm alright." I laughed. Garth laughed right alongside. I then asked him this. "Garth could आप teach me how to hunt?" I asked him.
"Sure I can." He said. We then went off to the hunting grounds. We stayed there for a while and I got to kill my first caribou. Me and Garth then dragged it back to the den. I walked to get Kate. When she saw me she growled and snarled....

It was a bright burning summer morning in jasper and the packs were clambering round to see what their new leaders Kate and Humphrey had to say. it was the news of the long awaited heavy metal festival.

KATE: “As everybody knows the long awaited heavy metal festival is upon us were as आप know anyone can get on the new moonlight stage ( she points to the high पहाड़ी, हिल peak) and sing out their प्रिय metal songs; no screamo, death shit please.”

HUMPHREY: “ I will be गाना 2 surprise songs and have also written up a setlist for the festival.” “first up is WINSTON with HALL OF THE MOUNTAIN...

Humphrey had to confess to Johnny about what was going on between him and Kate. It wasn’t hard to confess that they were fight, but that he did Lilly. He eventually arrived at Johnny’s den.
“Hey, dad.”
“Johnny, I gotta talk to आप about something.”
“Sure, dad, what?”
Humphrey and Johnny sat down at the couch, “Johnny, your mother and I are fighting right now.”
“About what?”
Humphrey tilted his head forward, “Johnny, please don’t hate me for this, it’s hard to tell you.”
“I’m not going to hate my own dad.”
“Promise?”
“Yes, make sure mom doesn’t...

When Kate and humphrey joined in on the hunt the battle had already begun and it was a thrashing of claws and fur. It was all confusion Kate and Humphrey already took down 1 caribou each, and then Humphrey saw Kate get get kicked in the stomach द्वारा a raging caribou he saw her drop to the ground instantly and he ran to try and save her.


When humphrey got to Kate she was unconsis, for she had hit a rock when she fell to the ground, so he picked Kate up and slung her over his shoulders as he ran her all the way back to the मांद, डेन where he would doctor kates wounds and help her get better. They thankfully...

Kate's Inner Monster Prt. 3


Richard takes a deep breath and a sigh of relief. "Holy shit that
could have ended badly!!!" Richard looked at the forest floor and
sees the beast laying right in front of him. She was knocked out cold.
"Thank god I had the tranquilizer pistol on hand!" He then realizes
that he forgot all about poor Dale. Richard went over to Dale and
again slapped him on the face but this time with और slap! "Dale
you pansy wake up!!!" "Hmmmm Richard is that you?? Dale asks.
"LOL yea its me, how आप feel there???" "Gee I don't know Richard
it feels like I just got hit द्वारा a freaking...

The 12 that went on the अंतरिक्ष trip goes on this fighter jet expedition along with A7X and Metallica.

Humphrey was playing Halo Reach when he got a phone call from an old friend, Dutch.
“Hey, Humphrey, we need आप your फ्रेंड्स and Avenged Sevenfold to meet up with us ODST’s, Metallica, and तारा, स्टार and his group.”
“Ok.”
Humphrey went to Garth’s house to have him to do the shitty howl.
“Thanks, I’ll go get Avenged Sevenfold.”
Humphrey got to the warehouse of Avenged Sevenfold. They were playing Beast and the Harlot.
“Matt, Mike, John, Zach, Brian, we need आप to come with us to...