Humphrey yawned as he awoke slightly. He turned and got into a cuddle position with Kate. He opened his eyes and licked Kate. He heard a knock on the main entranced rock. He went down and opened the entrance.
“Hey Humphrey,” Shakey greeted, “Wanna start on the invention?”
Humphrey looked at the log, “Sure, we gotta go out and look for supplies.”
“I’m hungry,” Mooch कहा out of nowhere.
“Why didn’t आप eat before आप left your den?” Salty asked.
“I don’t know, I just wasn’t feeling hungry.”
They set out again Humphrey found a large chunk of wood. That’s what he could make the pistons out of.
“Hey guys, we need green leaves for the बेल्ट because they don’t crumble easily.”
Mooch found a crap ton of green leaves, “Hey Humphrey, are these good?”
“Yeah, they are.”
Mooch ate them so he could all of them.
“Mooch, आप weren’t supposed to eat them!” Humphrey growled.
“No I’m storing them.”
“What ever.”
Salty found a few thick equally sized pieces of wood. “Hey Humphrey, could this make that block आप were talking about?”
“Wow, this is very rare to find. It’ll be perfect for the block.”
“Hey Humphrey, a found a few long rods of wood over here.” Shakey said.
“Cool, that’ll be good. हे guys, we need a lighter to start the engine. We gotta steal one from the humans.”
Mooch got sight of a family having a picnic.
“Guys, guys, over there.”
“There’s two guard dogs,” Mooch said.
One of them was a Husky with red and white फर and was very attractive.
“One of them is HOT!!!” Shakey कहा drooling.
Salty fell to the ground looking at this hot attractive Husky. “I want action with that one all night long!”
Mooch is Salty square on चोटी, शीर्ष of the head.
“Oww! Dude!”
“Stay on focus, stupid,” Mooch said.
“We need a game plan,” Humphrey said.
“I’ll go up and distract them, and Humphrey will get behind them and take the lighter,” Mooch suggested.
“Yeah, let’s try that. Shakey, Salty, आप guard us.”
“Ok,”
“Got it.”
Mooch jumped from nowhere.
“Dad!” the little girl yelled, “A wolf!”
The male guard dog jumped up in alert.
“Go away! Shoo!” The dad yelled.
Mooch growled at him. The male dog jumped on Mooch and worked his way up to the throat. This dog jumping on Mooch didn’t make him fall.
“Balto, no!” the girl about 8 years of age yelled.
The girl named Rosy tried pushing the guard dog, Balto off of Mooch. Humphrey saw this, he hurried around to sneak and get the lighter. Salty went out from the side.
“Shakey, you’re on आप own in cover,” Salty said.
“Ok, आप going out there?”
“Yup to do something really important.”
Salty went around to the side. He approached the female dog, who they originally thought was a guard dog.
“Hey there, hotty!” Salty greeted.
“Hi, who are you?”
“My name is Salty, I’m taking आप to a quiet and dark location.”
“Ooh, you’re a naughty one.”
He was attractive in her eyes but she was still Balto’s mate respectively. She wasn’t sure weather to एक प्रकार का जहाज़ him या to go and have some fun with him. She chose the fun.
“So, what’s your name?” Salty asked.
“Jenna, my name is Jenna.”
“Did I tell you, आप were hot?”
“Aww, thank you.”
“Holy crap, he’s doing it!” Shakey कहा from cover.
Humphrey saw Salty. Humphrey waved to get Salty’s attention. “What are आप doing!?” he mouthed
Salty pointed to Jenna and shook his eye brows up then down. Humphrey saw the sign. He’s doing it! Humphrey snatched the lighter then got Mooch’s attention. This was a sign to retreat, they got what they wanted. Mooch pushed Balto off of him and went into cover.
“You better run!” Balto yelled.
“Where’s Jenna?” Rosy asked.
Balto saw the bushes shaking. He also briefly saw Salty on चोटी, शीर्ष of Jenna.
“Not with my wife!”
“Hey wasn’t there a lighter here?” the dad asked.
Balto started running and charged toward Salty. Salty was going to get seriously injured on this impact.
“Salty! No!” Shakey yelled.
“Humphrey! आप have to save Salty!” Mooch called out.
“Mooch, catch!” Humphrey threw the lighter to Mooch.
He bolted out of cover. Balto jumped to tackle Salty as Balto was about to go into the bushes, Humphrey popped his skull right into Balto’s jaw. They both fell out of the sky with an injury. Humphrey had a concussion and Balto’s jaw was broken. Humphrey sight was blurry and he couldn’t hear correctly but he had to run with all his might to escape from the humans.
“Humphrey! Watch out!” Shakey yelled. But to Humphrey’s ears it sounded like “You’re good!”
Humphrey felt himself get tackled. It was the dad hoping to capture him. Humphrey saw a blur come out of cover. He knew it was Mooch. He knocked the man off of Humphrey and escorted him into cover. Meanwhile, Salty and Jenna were finishing up.
“Salty, I want आप to know, आप are so much better than my other mate,” Jenna said.
“Thanks, you’re my first girl but it was great with you.”
“Salty, get over here, we need to get Humphrey home!”
“Jenna, do आप want to come with me?”
“I’d प्यार to!”
Salty saw Humphrey laying on the round in pain.
“What happened to him?”
“He nailed his head on the one dog’s chin,” Shakey replied.
“Mooch, आप have the lighter right?”
Mooch spit it out, “Right here.”
“How do आप do that?”
“That’s when being fat comes in handy. Are आप able to walk?”
“I don’t think so.”
“Ok, I’ll carry you.”
“Thanks man, I appreciate it.”
“We’re friends, it’s what we do for each other.”
“I can’t believe I actually have a mate!” Salty said.
“Great, everyone in this group has a mate except for me!” Mooch yelled.
Shakey felt for Mooch. He hated being alone himself.
“Mooch, आप can have Reba या Janice, I don’t need two mates.”
Mooch accidentally dropped Humphrey so he could hug Shakey hard.
“Thank you! Man! You’re my best friend!”
“Oww,” Humphrey whimpered.
“Oh, sorry!”
Mooch picked up Humphrey and they started walking again.
“Hey Humphrey,” Shakey greeted, “Wanna start on the invention?”
Humphrey looked at the log, “Sure, we gotta go out and look for supplies.”
“I’m hungry,” Mooch कहा out of nowhere.
“Why didn’t आप eat before आप left your den?” Salty asked.
“I don’t know, I just wasn’t feeling hungry.”
They set out again Humphrey found a large chunk of wood. That’s what he could make the pistons out of.
“Hey guys, we need green leaves for the बेल्ट because they don’t crumble easily.”
Mooch found a crap ton of green leaves, “Hey Humphrey, are these good?”
“Yeah, they are.”
Mooch ate them so he could all of them.
“Mooch, आप weren’t supposed to eat them!” Humphrey growled.
“No I’m storing them.”
“What ever.”
Salty found a few thick equally sized pieces of wood. “Hey Humphrey, could this make that block आप were talking about?”
“Wow, this is very rare to find. It’ll be perfect for the block.”
“Hey Humphrey, a found a few long rods of wood over here.” Shakey said.
“Cool, that’ll be good. हे guys, we need a lighter to start the engine. We gotta steal one from the humans.”
Mooch got sight of a family having a picnic.
“Guys, guys, over there.”
“There’s two guard dogs,” Mooch said.
One of them was a Husky with red and white फर and was very attractive.
“One of them is HOT!!!” Shakey कहा drooling.
Salty fell to the ground looking at this hot attractive Husky. “I want action with that one all night long!”
Mooch is Salty square on चोटी, शीर्ष of the head.
“Oww! Dude!”
“Stay on focus, stupid,” Mooch said.
“We need a game plan,” Humphrey said.
“I’ll go up and distract them, and Humphrey will get behind them and take the lighter,” Mooch suggested.
“Yeah, let’s try that. Shakey, Salty, आप guard us.”
“Ok,”
“Got it.”
Mooch jumped from nowhere.
“Dad!” the little girl yelled, “A wolf!”
The male guard dog jumped up in alert.
“Go away! Shoo!” The dad yelled.
Mooch growled at him. The male dog jumped on Mooch and worked his way up to the throat. This dog jumping on Mooch didn’t make him fall.
“Balto, no!” the girl about 8 years of age yelled.
The girl named Rosy tried pushing the guard dog, Balto off of Mooch. Humphrey saw this, he hurried around to sneak and get the lighter. Salty went out from the side.
“Shakey, you’re on आप own in cover,” Salty said.
“Ok, आप going out there?”
“Yup to do something really important.”
Salty went around to the side. He approached the female dog, who they originally thought was a guard dog.
“Hey there, hotty!” Salty greeted.
“Hi, who are you?”
“My name is Salty, I’m taking आप to a quiet and dark location.”
“Ooh, you’re a naughty one.”
He was attractive in her eyes but she was still Balto’s mate respectively. She wasn’t sure weather to एक प्रकार का जहाज़ him या to go and have some fun with him. She chose the fun.
“So, what’s your name?” Salty asked.
“Jenna, my name is Jenna.”
“Did I tell you, आप were hot?”
“Aww, thank you.”
“Holy crap, he’s doing it!” Shakey कहा from cover.
Humphrey saw Salty. Humphrey waved to get Salty’s attention. “What are आप doing!?” he mouthed
Salty pointed to Jenna and shook his eye brows up then down. Humphrey saw the sign. He’s doing it! Humphrey snatched the lighter then got Mooch’s attention. This was a sign to retreat, they got what they wanted. Mooch pushed Balto off of him and went into cover.
“You better run!” Balto yelled.
“Where’s Jenna?” Rosy asked.
Balto saw the bushes shaking. He also briefly saw Salty on चोटी, शीर्ष of Jenna.
“Not with my wife!”
“Hey wasn’t there a lighter here?” the dad asked.
Balto started running and charged toward Salty. Salty was going to get seriously injured on this impact.
“Salty! No!” Shakey yelled.
“Humphrey! आप have to save Salty!” Mooch called out.
“Mooch, catch!” Humphrey threw the lighter to Mooch.
He bolted out of cover. Balto jumped to tackle Salty as Balto was about to go into the bushes, Humphrey popped his skull right into Balto’s jaw. They both fell out of the sky with an injury. Humphrey had a concussion and Balto’s jaw was broken. Humphrey sight was blurry and he couldn’t hear correctly but he had to run with all his might to escape from the humans.
“Humphrey! Watch out!” Shakey yelled. But to Humphrey’s ears it sounded like “You’re good!”
Humphrey felt himself get tackled. It was the dad hoping to capture him. Humphrey saw a blur come out of cover. He knew it was Mooch. He knocked the man off of Humphrey and escorted him into cover. Meanwhile, Salty and Jenna were finishing up.
“Salty, I want आप to know, आप are so much better than my other mate,” Jenna said.
“Thanks, you’re my first girl but it was great with you.”
“Salty, get over here, we need to get Humphrey home!”
“Jenna, do आप want to come with me?”
“I’d प्यार to!”
Salty saw Humphrey laying on the round in pain.
“What happened to him?”
“He nailed his head on the one dog’s chin,” Shakey replied.
“Mooch, आप have the lighter right?”
Mooch spit it out, “Right here.”
“How do आप do that?”
“That’s when being fat comes in handy. Are आप able to walk?”
“I don’t think so.”
“Ok, I’ll carry you.”
“Thanks man, I appreciate it.”
“We’re friends, it’s what we do for each other.”
“I can’t believe I actually have a mate!” Salty said.
“Great, everyone in this group has a mate except for me!” Mooch yelled.
Shakey felt for Mooch. He hated being alone himself.
“Mooch, आप can have Reba या Janice, I don’t need two mates.”
Mooch accidentally dropped Humphrey so he could hug Shakey hard.
“Thank you! Man! You’re my best friend!”
“Oww,” Humphrey whimpered.
“Oh, sorry!”
Mooch picked up Humphrey and they started walking again.
To help get into the क्रिस्मस spirit. There will be और after this.
Kate: Deck the halls with boughs of holly,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Tis the season to be jolly,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Kate: Don we now our gay apparel,
Fa la la, la la la, la la la.
Troll the ancient Yule tide carol,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Kate: See the blazing Yule before us,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Strike the harp and शामिल होइए the chorus.
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Kate: Follow me in merry measure,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
While I tell of Yule tide treasure,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Kate: Fast away the old साल passes,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Hail the new, ye lads and lasses,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Kate: Sing we joyous, all together,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Heedless of the wind and weather,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
What'd आप भेड़िया think?
Kate: Deck the halls with boughs of holly,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Tis the season to be jolly,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Kate: Don we now our gay apparel,
Fa la la, la la la, la la la.
Troll the ancient Yule tide carol,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Kate: See the blazing Yule before us,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Strike the harp and शामिल होइए the chorus.
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Kate: Follow me in merry measure,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
While I tell of Yule tide treasure,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Kate: Fast away the old साल passes,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Hail the new, ye lads and lasses,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Kate: Sing we joyous, all together,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Heedless of the wind and weather,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
What'd आप भेड़िया think?
Note: This is not made up, and I Am NOT FUCKING with आप people!
Lilly: located In Boston Massachusetts on 12/4/11
How she was located:
Yesterday when I was in Boston, Massachussetts I was in a huge building with like a hundred different resterants all smushed togeather. It was soo crowded... then I saw a dog. IT was... it looked to be... Lilly in real life! I was about to pet her but a sample man hollered to me to try a sample so i glanced at him, then back at Lilly and she was faaarrrr away! Damm I should have taken a pic of her.
She was found only on that तारीख, दिनांक द्वारा my knowledge
Lilly: located In Boston Massachusetts on 12/4/11
How she was located:
Yesterday when I was in Boston, Massachussetts I was in a huge building with like a hundred different resterants all smushed togeather. It was soo crowded... then I saw a dog. IT was... it looked to be... Lilly in real life! I was about to pet her but a sample man hollered to me to try a sample so i glanced at him, then back at Lilly and she was faaarrrr away! Damm I should have taken a pic of her.
She was found only on that तारीख, दिनांक द्वारा my knowledge
लेखक note: this is how Jakob gets in the story. Its written from his point of veiw. Zmanz is jakob in the story. thats not his name and he isn't gay, just so आप know. This will be a very short chapter.
I was still on the stupid bus. Now that Dillon got off the asshole (Tony) was bugging the shit out of me! Finally after the one millionth mom, joke, and calling me gay, i got off the buss, and he chased after me! Shitt, Tony is too fast! I doged trees and ran into the forest, and he trapped me in a cave! He was about to tackle me and kill me when i fell in a tiny ditch, and it was bottomless! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Thud! he hit ground and passed out.
I was still on the stupid bus. Now that Dillon got off the asshole (Tony) was bugging the shit out of me! Finally after the one millionth mom, joke, and calling me gay, i got off the buss, and he chased after me! Shitt, Tony is too fast! I doged trees and ran into the forest, and he trapped me in a cave! He was about to tackle me and kill me when i fell in a tiny ditch, and it was bottomless! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Thud! he hit ground and passed out.
[This लेख is from humphrey's son Jon's point of view]
Here I am sitting in the pits not just any pit though my dads pit i was there for the Daytona 500 hundred watching the race which was 300 laps in and it was getting intense my dad was in Fourth and began to pass through the middle of two cars i was scared but he made it skimming one cars front end then he mde the pass on the lead car and tapped it bumper making it swerve then it hit my dad back end and sent him hard into the दीवार flipping and ripping the car apart when it came to a rest it burst to flames for sevral moment i was scared my dad was dead the the officials exstingushed the आग and there was movement in the race car and my dad pulled himself out and took off his हेलमेट i was so glad even though we didn't win the race but my dad still went with the paramedic just to be checked and they found he had a broken rib but other than that he was fine but a bit shooken up....[End Of Part 1]
Here I am sitting in the pits not just any pit though my dads pit i was there for the Daytona 500 hundred watching the race which was 300 laps in and it was getting intense my dad was in Fourth and began to pass through the middle of two cars i was scared but he made it skimming one cars front end then he mde the pass on the lead car and tapped it bumper making it swerve then it hit my dad back end and sent him hard into the दीवार flipping and ripping the car apart when it came to a rest it burst to flames for sevral moment i was scared my dad was dead the the officials exstingushed the आग and there was movement in the race car and my dad pulled himself out and took off his हेलमेट i was so glad even though we didn't win the race but my dad still went with the paramedic just to be checked and they found he had a broken rib but other than that he was fine but a bit shooken up....[End Of Part 1]
"Hello Kat, this is Kelly and my mate."
"And my mate's name is Red." Kelly blurted out.
"Oh. Well would आप like to stay with our pack?"
"It's tempting but we have to go, we might get a drink on our way through though!" Kat led us to where the pond was,
"Well take care आप two!"
"You too!" Kat left.
"Alright... Lets go."I कहा looking at Kelly.
"Okay." She said, and we where off again. We traveled and traveled and never looked back.
END
Written द्वारा yours truly,
REDWolfleader.
"And my mate's name is Red." Kelly blurted out.
"Oh. Well would आप like to stay with our pack?"
"It's tempting but we have to go, we might get a drink on our way through though!" Kat led us to where the pond was,
"Well take care आप two!"
"You too!" Kat left.
"Alright... Lets go."I कहा looking at Kelly.
"Okay." She said, and we where off again. We traveled and traveled and never looked back.
END
Written द्वारा yours truly,
REDWolfleader.