Morshu:Lamp oil, rope, BOMBS! आप want it? It’s yours my friend. As long as आप have enough rupees.
Link:i want it!
Morshu:Sorry Link, i can’t give credit. Come back when you’re a little, MMMMMMMMMMMM richer.
Link:son of a-
Spy:PICKABOO!
*then Spy bite Link's Neck*
Spy:hey Morshu do आप are a, MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Shopkeeper?
Morshu:MMMMMM.
Spy:can i have B0mbz?
Morshu:MMMMMMMMMMMM(Over nine thousand years later...)MMMMMMMMMM...as long as आप have enough rupees.
Spy:I want it!
Morshu:Sorry, Sp-
*Stab can be heard*
Spy:Thank आप for being such a dear friend.
15 मिनटों fater... (WHAT!?) Swat guy 1:What just happend?!
Swat guy 2:That was a murder.
Swat guy 1:Do आप want, MMMMMMMMMMMM b0mbz?
Swat guy 2:Nope.avi
Swat guy 1:Uhhhhhhhh...okay.
The MMMMMMMMM End.
Link:i want it!
Morshu:Sorry Link, i can’t give credit. Come back when you’re a little, MMMMMMMMMMMM richer.
Link:son of a-
Spy:PICKABOO!
*then Spy bite Link's Neck*
Spy:hey Morshu do आप are a, MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Shopkeeper?
Morshu:MMMMMM.
Spy:can i have B0mbz?
Morshu:MMMMMMMMMMMM(Over nine thousand years later...)MMMMMMMMMM...as long as आप have enough rupees.
Spy:I want it!
Morshu:Sorry, Sp-
*Stab can be heard*
Spy:Thank आप for being such a dear friend.
15 मिनटों fater... (WHAT!?) Swat guy 1:What just happend?!
Swat guy 2:That was a murder.
Swat guy 1:Do आप want, MMMMMMMMMMMM b0mbz?
Swat guy 2:Nope.avi
Swat guy 1:Uhhhhhhhh...okay.
The MMMMMMMMM End.
When I hear a funny joke I will not reply, "LOL, LMAO, या ROTFLMAO!"
Start using फेसबुक for something other than Farmville and stupid quizzes
I will try to figure out why I "really" need 5 फेसबुक accounts.
Lose 20 pounds द्वारा going to the gym!
I will stop using, "So, what's your URL?" as a pickup line.
I will spend less than five hours a दिन on the Internet.
I will read the manual... just as soon as I can find it.
Spend less than $1000 for drinks at स्टारबक्स this year.
Lose weight द्वारा inventing an anti-gravity machine
Stop repeating myself again, and again, and again.
I will stop tagging pictures of myself in pictures even when I’m not in them
I will think of a पासवर्ड other than "password"
Start using फेसबुक for something other than Farmville and stupid quizzes
I will try to figure out why I "really" need 5 फेसबुक accounts.
Lose 20 pounds द्वारा going to the gym!
I will stop using, "So, what's your URL?" as a pickup line.
I will spend less than five hours a दिन on the Internet.
I will read the manual... just as soon as I can find it.
Spend less than $1000 for drinks at स्टारबक्स this year.
Lose weight द्वारा inventing an anti-gravity machine
Stop repeating myself again, and again, and again.
I will stop tagging pictures of myself in pictures even when I’m not in them
I will think of a पासवर्ड other than "password"
4 hours Later...
Sgt.Carlos Johnson
दिन 1
9:00 AM
Location:Snow
carlos wake up after his fall.
sgt.carlos:"cough...cough..what just happend.."
carlos crawls to somewhere.
after reach the somewhere he gets up.
sgt.carlos:"agh.."
carlos is injured on his back and legs, but he can हटाइए but at weak speed.
sgt.carlos:*at weak voice* "There Somebody here!"
carlos moves slowly.
carlos collapses.
carlos looks up and slowly dies.
screen to him slowly white.
1 घंटा later his death...
air camera tracks carlos.
carlos johnson
Status:K.I.A = Killed in Action
location:Snow
cpl.john:"he dead now."
cpt.lilly:"of course."
gen.winston:"nevermind, we will send ambush troops to get his HQ so we get और power."
cpt.lilly:"i will recruit भेड़िया to get our alpha's pack bigger."
gen.winston:"alright."
To Be Continued...
Rest In Peace, Carlos.
Sgt.Carlos Johnson
दिन 1
9:00 AM
Location:Snow
carlos wake up after his fall.
sgt.carlos:"cough...cough..what just happend.."
carlos crawls to somewhere.
after reach the somewhere he gets up.
sgt.carlos:"agh.."
carlos is injured on his back and legs, but he can हटाइए but at weak speed.
sgt.carlos:*at weak voice* "There Somebody here!"
carlos moves slowly.
carlos collapses.
carlos looks up and slowly dies.
screen to him slowly white.
1 घंटा later his death...
air camera tracks carlos.
carlos johnson
Status:K.I.A = Killed in Action
location:Snow
cpl.john:"he dead now."
cpt.lilly:"of course."
gen.winston:"nevermind, we will send ambush troops to get his HQ so we get और power."
cpt.lilly:"i will recruit भेड़िया to get our alpha's pack bigger."
gen.winston:"alright."
To Be Continued...
Rest In Peace, Carlos.