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"Hello my name is Kate AND THIS IS JACKASS!!!" Kate yelled. And turns out she was on a पेड़ with humphrey. Garth got out a chainsaw and chopped down the tree. "timber आप jackasses!!!" Garth said. Then the पेड़ was starting to fall. Then humphrey and Kate fell on the snow. "Whoo!" Humphrey yelled.
Fat fucks!
Humphrey and garth got on jackets. And stuffed them with lots of pillows. Then they went outside. Humphrey got out a sledingboard. "Okay fatty आप ready." Humphrey said. "Hey Shut up ya fat fuck!" Garth said. Then humphrey went sleding down. Then he fell down. Then Kate saw him. "Oh humphrey आप sure let yourself go!" Kate said. And she had a smirk on her face. "Yep, and so did you!" Humphrey said. "Hey आप fat नितंब, गधा आप better Shut the hell up!" Kate said. "Aww, Whatever ya agressive-Bitch ha ha!" Humphrey said. "....wait... I was that aggresive last Night?" Kate asked. Then Garth nodded.
Pee Pee
Shakey walked up to saltys den. He was on top. Waiting for him to come out. 5 mins later. Then Salty came out and shakey Peed all over Salty. "awww, dude what the fuck!" Salty shouted. "What.... Ha ha its funny!" Shakey said. Then shakey was waiting for humphrey in the den. But in stead shakey came it. And humphrey was asleep. Then shakey came up to him Then shakey Peed all over humphreys face. "awww, dude, damn it, Im trying to sleep!!!" Humphrey said. "Ha ha कुतिया, मतलबी see me trolling!!!" Shakey said. Then shakey snuck behind mooch. The shakey was peeing on his back. "What the hell!!!" Mooch yelled. Then shakey was laughing. Then mooch and humphrey and Salty were so pissed they were kicking his ass.
The portal potty ride.
Humphrey thought salty, Garth, shakey, mooch, Hutch, cando. And he showed them a new Project. There were 4 towers. And there was rope attached to the portal potty to each tower. And Kate, Lilly, candy, sweets and a few females were watching. "Now, one of आप is going for a ride, if आप do this, आप get 100 dollars to do this." Humphrey said. "Ummm.... Humphrey this is stupid!" Garth said. "a 10000 dollars!" Humphrey said. "Okay fine, but Im doing it for the money!" Garth said. He went into the portal potty. Then humphrey and Salty striped him on the sit. Then they walked out. And they shutted the door. "Now Lilly, I would like आप to press this button!" Humphrey said. "Oh, umm ok!" Lilly said. She pressed the Button. The the portal potty went up. And went down. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!" Garth was screaming. Crap was flying. "Shiiiiiiiiiiiit!!!!!!!!!!" Garth screamed. The portal potty was going all the way up to 300 feet up to the air. Then 10 mins the ride stopped. Garth came out. He had Shit all over Him. "Well wheres the money!" Garth said. "Here आप go, Heres your money, *gags* dude आप Need a shower!" Humphrey कहा and gaged. "Lilly meet आप at the मांद, डेन ok honey. " Garth said. "Ok, *she also smelled it*!" Lilly said. But he took a shower. Then he was alright the अगला day.
Super glue
"Hello my name is Hutch, and this is super glue!" Hutch said. He got out a glue and it कहा "Sooper glue". "Okay हे cando and Garth, ready?" Hutch asked. He poured glue to Garth and to cando, and made them stick together. "Hey hutch!!! What the fuck! Get us out of this!!!" Garth said. Then hutch was laughing so hard.
End of episode
"Hello my name is Kate AND THIS IS JACKASS!!!" Kate yelled. And turns out she was on a पेड़ with humphrey. Garth got out a chainsaw and chopped down the tree. "timber आप jackasses!!!" Garth said. Then the पेड़ was starting to fall. Then humphrey and Kate fell on the snow. "Whoo!" Humphrey yelled.
Fat fucks!
Humphrey and garth got on jackets. And stuffed them with lots of pillows. Then they went outside. Humphrey got out a sledingboard. "Okay fatty आप ready." Humphrey said. "Hey Shut up ya fat fuck!" Garth said. Then humphrey went sleding down. Then he fell down. Then Kate saw him. "Oh humphrey आप sure let yourself go!" Kate said. And she had a smirk on her face. "Yep, and so did you!" Humphrey said. "Hey आप fat नितंब, गधा आप better Shut the hell up!" Kate said. "Aww, Whatever ya agressive-Bitch ha ha!" Humphrey said. "....wait... I was that aggresive last Night?" Kate asked. Then Garth nodded.
Pee Pee
Shakey walked up to saltys den. He was on top. Waiting for him to come out. 5 mins later. Then Salty came out and shakey Peed all over Salty. "awww, dude what the fuck!" Salty shouted. "What.... Ha ha its funny!" Shakey said. Then shakey was waiting for humphrey in the den. But in stead shakey came it. And humphrey was asleep. Then shakey came up to him Then shakey Peed all over humphreys face. "awww, dude, damn it, Im trying to sleep!!!" Humphrey said. "Ha ha कुतिया, मतलबी see me trolling!!!" Shakey said. Then shakey snuck behind mooch. The shakey was peeing on his back. "What the hell!!!" Mooch yelled. Then shakey was laughing. Then mooch and humphrey and Salty were so pissed they were kicking his ass.
The portal potty ride.
Humphrey thought salty, Garth, shakey, mooch, Hutch, cando. And he showed them a new Project. There were 4 towers. And there was rope attached to the portal potty to each tower. And Kate, Lilly, candy, sweets and a few females were watching. "Now, one of आप is going for a ride, if आप do this, आप get 100 dollars to do this." Humphrey said. "Ummm.... Humphrey this is stupid!" Garth said. "a 10000 dollars!" Humphrey said. "Okay fine, but Im doing it for the money!" Garth said. He went into the portal potty. Then humphrey and Salty striped him on the sit. Then they walked out. And they shutted the door. "Now Lilly, I would like आप to press this button!" Humphrey said. "Oh, umm ok!" Lilly said. She pressed the Button. The the portal potty went up. And went down. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!" Garth was screaming. Crap was flying. "Shiiiiiiiiiiiit!!!!!!!!!!" Garth screamed. The portal potty was going all the way up to 300 feet up to the air. Then 10 mins the ride stopped. Garth came out. He had Shit all over Him. "Well wheres the money!" Garth said. "Here आप go, Heres your money, *gags* dude आप Need a shower!" Humphrey कहा and gaged. "Lilly meet आप at the मांद, डेन ok honey. " Garth said. "Ok, *she also smelled it*!" Lilly said. But he took a shower. Then he was alright the अगला day.
Super glue
"Hello my name is Hutch, and this is super glue!" Hutch said. He got out a glue and it कहा "Sooper glue". "Okay हे cando and Garth, ready?" Hutch asked. He poured glue to Garth and to cando, and made them stick together. "Hey hutch!!! What the fuck! Get us out of this!!!" Garth said. Then hutch was laughing so hard.
End of episode
CHAPTER 1:On one fall afternoon me and Kate woke up first before i did.And she कहा to me:wake up sleepy head"she whispered.so i did wake up from my sleep and i said:good afternoon Kate."and she'd replied to me:good after to आप Humphrey".then we started to walk down the पहाड़ी, हिल and wait for the pack to come with us and as they came to stop beside us and they said:so are we hunting today?"and i said:yes we are!"so we started to wait for a an ambush for the caribou and we got one caribou and take back to the मांद, डेन and ate it. the end of this part!see और on www.fanpop.com/alpha and omega/articles.enjoy this one!see आप guys there!slydog117.(best friend).
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humphreys pov
it was the ultiment showndown which was part of the ultiment destiny भेड़िया भेड़िया and और भेड़िया as far the eye can see and it could go on for a century necks begin bitten and legs torn off it was the bloodiest battle that the world ever saw but was won easily "its over we won" humphrey कहा "yes its over (panting)" kate said
kates pov
the battle is over and the pups are at the parents मांद, डेन "hey huphrey i'm bored can we have fun (giggles)" kate कहा "sure" humphrey कहा he began to mount me slow and soft and graudaly sped and made me climax 5 time and we finished when he climaxed and we cleanded up picked the kids up and headed घर but the sky began to rip apart and everything was sucked in
THE END!!!!!
humphreys pov
it was the ultiment showndown which was part of the ultiment destiny भेड़िया भेड़िया and और भेड़िया as far the eye can see and it could go on for a century necks begin bitten and legs torn off it was the bloodiest battle that the world ever saw but was won easily "its over we won" humphrey कहा "yes its over (panting)" kate said
kates pov
the battle is over and the pups are at the parents मांद, डेन "hey huphrey i'm bored can we have fun (giggles)" kate कहा "sure" humphrey कहा he began to mount me slow and soft and graudaly sped and made me climax 5 time and we finished when he climaxed and we cleanded up picked the kids up and headed घर but the sky began to rip apart and everything was sucked in
THE END!!!!!
It was close to midnight, there were no sounds in the forest exept the static coming from alpha 3's communicator.
Alpha 1: "Alpha 3 what's your location. over."
Alpha 3: "I'm about 5 clicks from the-"
Alpha 4: "THIS IS ALPHA 4 I NEED HELP NOW! GAAAHH..."
Alpha 1: "ALPHA 4 COME IN OVER."
Alpha 3: "Sir आप need to get to the rondezvous, there's somthing आप need to see. over."
Alpha 1: "And what is that Alpha 3?"
Alpha 3: "you wouldn't belive me if i told you."
Writers note: it's not the best story in the world. in the टिप्पणियाँ tell me if आप think i should make chapter one of "Alpha Team"
Alpha 1: "Alpha 3 what's your location. over."
Alpha 3: "I'm about 5 clicks from the-"
Alpha 4: "THIS IS ALPHA 4 I NEED HELP NOW! GAAAHH..."
Alpha 1: "ALPHA 4 COME IN OVER."
Alpha 3: "Sir आप need to get to the rondezvous, there's somthing आप need to see. over."
Alpha 1: "And what is that Alpha 3?"
Alpha 3: "you wouldn't belive me if i told you."
Writers note: it's not the best story in the world. in the टिप्पणियाँ tell me if आप think i should make chapter one of "Alpha Team"