Toon Link. The cartoon version of one of gaming's biggest icons, and it looks like he's here to stay.
And honestly, what's not to प्यार about Toon Link? He's courteous, powerful, and is always way stronger than he PROBABLY SHOULD BE IN SMASH BROS GODDAMMI-
And is संपूर्ण, कुल मिलाकर a very memorable character.....Which brings me to the logical conclusion that he should RUN FOR PRESIDENT.
Why आप may ask?
Stop asking such silly questions. :)
So without further ado, I'm your host Killer Semenstar and let's get RIIIIIGHT into the news.
1. Like voting for anybody in 2016 is a good idea anyways.
2. His Hookshot makes porn-stars jealous with THAT kind of length. Giggity Giggity. ;D
3. Who doesn't प्यार bombs? With great हीरोस like Rico, Michael Bay, and Vinny Santorini, it's always wonderful to have access to weapons of mass destruction.
God bless America. ^__^
4. He's got a SWORD MATE! And anybody who doesn't like swords is clearly out of their mind.
5. Let's be honest here, if आप saved a princess और than आप breathed in fucking oxygen then you'd PROBABLY want a pretty damn big reward, and this is the perfect prize for Toon Link. Taking care of the entire United States of America.
It's stressful, आप say? Bullshit. If Obama can survive swimming in money, then so can Toon Link.
;)
6. What better leader can आप possibly have than a little kid in a green tunic?
7. What better leader can आप possibly have than ANYBODY who's not running for president right now in the first place?
Giggity. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
8. Really anybody that's saved the WORLD can take my virginity anyways.
And that is NOT a gay/pedophilic statement because....Uhh..........
Shit.
9. आप say fictional characters can't be president? Bullshit! Just get some creepy old guy to do a cosplay and we're all good! :D
....This is why nobody listens to me.
10. This is as high as I can count, deal with it.
So.......
G'BYE YA WORTHLESS FUCKS! ^___^
-Totally Not Biased Productions, 2016
So when the PS4 finally came out, my funds were not nearly enough to just go out and buy one right away, which I was a little upset over, but whatever. But when I did get it, one game always stood out from the rest. One game that I wanted to try और than any other game for the system, and that game was known only as Bloodborne.
Bloodborne takes place in the fictional Victorian town of Yharnam, where आप play as a hunter on the Night of the Hunt, where the town is filled with monsters and crazed hunters out for blood. It starts out with hunting वेयरवोल्फ and witches, but it isn’t long...
I want to be very clear, and very understanding when I say that I am not very supportive of criminal organizations like the mafia. That being said, Yakuza Kiwami is the fucking shit!
I never played the original Yakuza game, and while I never judge a book द्वारा its cover, the voice अभिनय is… pretty terrible. Regardless, I ended up playing the remake version known as Kiwami, and I’m happier for it. The game follows Yakuza member Kiryu Kazuma as he takes the fall for the murder of the head of the yakuza, while his friend Nishkiyama ends up becoming evil, there’s an underground hobo community,...
………… This isn’t what it looks like, I swear……… Okay, so maybe it is what it looks like, but trust me, this is in fact a horror game. Let me repeat that. This is, in fact, a horror game, a psychological horror game, that screws with आप emotionally and mentally, and tricks आप द्वारा being something else… So does that mean I can review Doki Doki Literature Club without making myself look less anti-social.
…… Let me repeat myself, this is a horror game. Also, THIS ENTIRE लेख IS A SPOILER FOR DOKI DOKI LITERATURE CLUB! DO NOT READ THIS लेख IF आप PLAN ON READING...
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…… Let me repeat myself, this is a horror game. Also, THIS ENTIRE लेख IS A SPOILER FOR DOKI DOKI LITERATURE CLUB! DO NOT READ THIS लेख IF आप PLAN ON READING...
I could not believe my eyes when I saw this picture, दिखा रहा है Frank Sinatra playing as Dirty Harry instead of Clint Eastwood. It would be interesting to see what the movie would be like. Wouldn't it? Well thankfully, I found a clip. It was deleted from youtube, so I have to write it out for you.
Song: link
Bank Robber: *Laying on the ground, bleeding with a shotgun laying towards him*
Frank Sinatra: *Dancing towards his victim while holding his .44 मैग्नम as if it was a sword*
Bank Robber: *Tries to grab the shotgun*
Frank Sinatra: Ah ah.
Bank Robber: *Looks at Frank Sinatra*
Frank Sinatra: *Pointing...
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Song: link
Bank Robber: *Laying on the ground, bleeding with a shotgun laying towards him*
Frank Sinatra: *Dancing towards his victim while holding his .44 मैग्नम as if it was a sword*
Bank Robber: *Tries to grab the shotgun*
Frank Sinatra: Ah ah.
Bank Robber: *Looks at Frank Sinatra*
Frank Sinatra: *Pointing...
So whenever I hear someone describe something that is weird as, “Wow, what kind of drugs were they taking when they made this”, I just groan. I always hated the whole criticism of how something weird must be related to drugs या any other illegal substance, and that there is nothing creative या thought provoking into the madness. Now, is there anything thought provoking about Katamari Damacy? …. Eeeeehhh.
So Katamari Damacy is not really a drug trip, but और of a… case of being Japanese. After the King of All Cosmos (Yes, that’s his name) destroys all the stars in the sky after...
