Shadow was in his पढ़ना a book,when he heard the phone ring.
Shadow:Hello?
Rouge:Shadow?Is that you?
Shadow:yes?
Rouge:Can आप come to my house?
Shadow:Ya sure.
Rouge:Thenaks.
*Hangs up the phone*
Shadow:I wonder what she wants me for?
*Shadow gets to Rouge's house*
Shadow:Rouge?
Rouge:Hello,Shadow.
*Comes out with a sexy outfit*
Shadow:Wow.
Rouge:What,you want some of this?
Shadow:Oooooohhhhh ya.
Rouge:Come and get it.
*Shadow puts Rouge in bed*
*Shadow starts doing something with Rouge*
Rough:Uuuuuuhhhhh...
Shadow:Oh yaaaaa.....
*10 months later*
Shadow was at his house पढ़ना a book,when the phone rings.
Shadow:Hello?
Rouge:Um..Shadow can आप come to the hosspitale?
Shadow:Okay?
Rouge:thank you.
*Hangs up phone*
Shadow:hmmmm..Wonder what that was about?
*Shadow gets to the hospitale and finds Rouge holding a little baby hedgehog.*
Shadow:Umm Rouge whose baby is that?
Rouge:Your's?
*Shadow faints*
Doctor:Is that the father?
Rouge:Yes?
Doctor:I know आप can easily tell.
Rouge:oh.
THE END
Shadow:WHAT THE @#$%^!?I COULDN'T OF &%#% ROUGE!!
Rouge:Well आप did.Now it's your turn to change his diaper.
*Shadow gags*
Shadow:F***K!
Shadow:Hello?
Rouge:Shadow?Is that you?
Shadow:yes?
Rouge:Can आप come to my house?
Shadow:Ya sure.
Rouge:Thenaks.
*Hangs up the phone*
Shadow:I wonder what she wants me for?
*Shadow gets to Rouge's house*
Shadow:Rouge?
Rouge:Hello,Shadow.
*Comes out with a sexy outfit*
Shadow:Wow.
Rouge:What,you want some of this?
Shadow:Oooooohhhhh ya.
Rouge:Come and get it.
*Shadow puts Rouge in bed*
*Shadow starts doing something with Rouge*
Rough:Uuuuuuhhhhh...
Shadow:Oh yaaaaa.....
*10 months later*
Shadow was at his house पढ़ना a book,when the phone rings.
Shadow:Hello?
Rouge:Um..Shadow can आप come to the hosspitale?
Shadow:Okay?
Rouge:thank you.
*Hangs up phone*
Shadow:hmmmm..Wonder what that was about?
*Shadow gets to the hospitale and finds Rouge holding a little baby hedgehog.*
Shadow:Umm Rouge whose baby is that?
Rouge:Your's?
*Shadow faints*
Doctor:Is that the father?
Rouge:Yes?
Doctor:I know आप can easily tell.
Rouge:oh.
THE END
Shadow:WHAT THE @#$%^!?I COULDN'T OF &%#% ROUGE!!
Rouge:Well आप did.Now it's your turn to change his diaper.
*Shadow gags*
Shadow:F***K!
It was a cold,autumn night when Shadow and Rouge where headed to Burger King.
Shadow:Rouge!
Rouge:What is it Shadow?
Shadow:You have a hair in your burger.
Rouge:I wonder who's hair it is...
(outside)
Shadow:What color is the hair?
Rouge:Blonde.
(Rouge Runs at a blonde worker)
Shadow:Rouge stop!
Rouge:No Way Shadow!
Rouge:You Blonde,ugly,horsehaired B*tch!I paid $2.50 for that burger!
Worker:What did I do?!
(Rouge punches the worker)
Shadow:Rouge,Stop आप dont even know she did it!
(Shadow drags Rouge all the way back to his house)
Rouge:Why did आप do that Shadow?
Shadow:So I could get आप to quit fighting for a मिनट so i could do this.
(Shadow starts making out with Rouge)
THE END! I HOPE आप LIKED IT!
Shadow:Rouge!
Rouge:What is it Shadow?
Shadow:You have a hair in your burger.
Rouge:I wonder who's hair it is...
(outside)
Shadow:What color is the hair?
Rouge:Blonde.
(Rouge Runs at a blonde worker)
Shadow:Rouge stop!
Rouge:No Way Shadow!
Rouge:You Blonde,ugly,horsehaired B*tch!I paid $2.50 for that burger!
Worker:What did I do?!
(Rouge punches the worker)
Shadow:Rouge,Stop आप dont even know she did it!
(Shadow drags Rouge all the way back to his house)
Rouge:Why did आप do that Shadow?
Shadow:So I could get आप to quit fighting for a मिनट so i could do this.
(Shadow starts making out with Rouge)
THE END! I HOPE आप LIKED IT!