Shadow was in his पढ़ना a book,when he heard the phone ring.
Shadow:Hello?
Rouge:Shadow?Is that you?
Shadow:yes?
Rouge:Can आप come to my house?
Shadow:Ya sure.
Rouge:Thenaks.
*Hangs up the phone*
Shadow:I wonder what she wants me for?
*Shadow gets to Rouge's house*
Shadow:Rouge?
Rouge:Hello,Shadow.
*Comes out with a sexy outfit*
Shadow:Wow.
Rouge:What,you want some of this?
Shadow:Oooooohhhhh ya.
Rouge:Come and get it.
*Shadow puts Rouge in bed*
*Shadow starts doing something with Rouge*
Rough:Uuuuuuhhhhh...
Shadow:Oh yaaaaa.....
*10 months later*
Shadow was at his house पढ़ना a book,when the phone rings.
Shadow:Hello?
Rouge:Um..Shadow can आप come to the hosspitale?
Shadow:Okay?
Rouge:thank you.
*Hangs up phone*
Shadow:hmmmm..Wonder what that was about?
*Shadow gets to the hospitale and finds Rouge holding a little baby hedgehog.*
Shadow:Umm Rouge whose baby is that?
Rouge:Your's?
*Shadow faints*
Doctor:Is that the father?
Rouge:Yes?
Doctor:I know आप can easily tell.
Rouge:oh.
THE END
Shadow:WHAT THE @#$%^!?I COULDN'T OF &%#% ROUGE!!
Rouge:Well आप did.Now it's your turn to change his diaper.
*Shadow gags*
Shadow:F***K!