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To Deadly Quit

Emily and Katlyn were celebrating a pretty Valentine's दिन together. Emily had cooked a stupid रात का खाना and they ate on a log द्वारा candlelight.

"My darling," Katlyn said, stroking Emily's booty, "I have something for you." She gave a box to Emily. "It is but a quick token of my lesbian love."

Emily opened the box. Inside was a speedy snake! She gazed at it dreadfully. Then she gazed at Katlyn dreadfully. "It's iggnorant," Emily said. "Come here and let me quit you."

Just then, a dumb crone sprang out of hiding and cackled like a smile that stretches ear to ear. "Your happiness will not...
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posted by justinfangrrl
Ya' know how everybody thinks fairytales and magic aren't real? Well, I beleive in them!
I'm not talking about santa clause, tooth fairy and easter bunny kinda stuff... I mean like ghosts, यूनिकॉर्न and things of that sort.

Everybody in my family has seen SOMETHING. and don't call me crazy. =(

Why is it so inconceivable that these things can't exist? Why is it so hard to believe that a big hairy man walks around in the woods? It could be like a woodland ape!

What's wrong with thinking यूनिकॉर्न are real???! Who कहा they have to have magical powers? It's pretty much just a beautiful horse...
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posted by ShiningsTar542
This is a yummy and easy recipe. Perfect for a summer treat!

Here is what आप are going to need to make the pie:

* 1 sm. pkg. नींबू Jello
* 1 tall can evaporated milk
* 2 eggs,
* 1 c. sugar
* 1 1/2 c. pineapple रस

First, beat eggs in a large pot add then add sugar and pineapple juice.

Then ask an adult for help. Mixing, bring sauce to a boil. Remove from heat and add नींबू Jello.

Then, cool in a pan of water या ice (about 1 hour).

Put evaporated दूध in the largest मिक्सर bowl and set into freezer until ice forms around edges. Then whip in मिक्सर until stiff peaks form.

Now आप are half way there.

अगला add the first mixture that has been cooling, in a slow stream and continue to beat until all is mixed together.

Pour into 2 (9") pie crust (or use vanilla crust).

Ready to eat? Not yet! Refrigerate at least 2 hours before serving.

Yum!
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posted by 555YJ
sometimes i feel like saying okaaaaaayyyyyy..... to life... it's weird and SURPRISING!!!
or yell WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.... cz i'm tired, u know??
or say FUCK YOU!!!!! BITCH!! asshole!! CRAP!!! SHITHOLE!!! WHORE!!! SUN OF A BITCH!!! cz those pple just get in my way when they shouldn't!!!
i feel like smiling to Winnie th Pooh and watching old डिज़्नी classics and just मिटाइए all my फ्रेंड्स #s from my contact सूची cz... THEY DON'T UNDERSTAND ME, but.. then i don't cz... i remember.. i don't...
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posted by amethyst_14
Long ago, the moon lived on land, द्वारा the किनारा, शोर with the sea, the one she loved. She loved him bec. he was the only one who had appreciated her not just द्वारा her looks, and he was the only one, who had shown her her true beauty. Together, they would dance on the shoreline, back and forth, back and forth. And they lived happily ever after, या so they hoped for amidst them watching, was the sky. The sky loved the moon just as much as the sea, but not for the same reason. The sky tried his best to immitate the sea, even taking parts of it and making them into clouds to make beautiful patterns in...
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posted by HaleyDewit
'It's not the trouble in life that make आप who आप are.It's the way आप deal with them'

'There's no bigger war than the war for love.And there's no और disastrous प्यार than the प्यार for war'

'If I'd pick फ्रेंड्स who had never made any mistakes,I couldn't even be फ्रेंड्स with myself'

'Greatness is like love;if you're destined for it,you'll find it'

'You can only use what आप have and if आप have nothing,you can't use it'(talking about braincells)

'Some people need to buy expensive clothes to compensate their empty content'

'If people could actually melt,I'd be a puddle of water द्वारा now'

'I don't attack...
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posted by Kanji
When आप woke up आप were on a soft बिस्तर and surrounded द्वारा pillows.You were shaking though even though a huge warm blanket was covering you,you were really cold.Your stomach growled and आप started crying how long were आप asleep? आप were starving, cold and could barely move.You decided to try to get out of the room.You got out of बिस्तर and carefully shakily took a step आगे holding onto the बिस्तर for help 'what did he do to me' आप thought tears falling down your face your body hurt with every movement.You got to the door and opened it and held onto the wall.You tried to take another step but...
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posted by MiizLadiDiime
dear,2timer

आप कहा आप loved me
आप कहा आप cared
आप कहा i was the moon in आप dark sky
आप कहा i made आप दिल complete
आप कहा i made आप smile when आप were weak
आप कहा no girl could compare
आप कहा i was beautiful
आप कहा i was the first real किस आप ever had
आप lied
आप played me
yo turned my world black
आप broke my दिल and made me weak
आप fucked my so called friend
आप made me crack my mirror and gag when I think of you
आप cheat आप bastard! don't come round here again cuz आप fucked with the wrong bitch! and now your gonna get fucked I प्यार you, not! I hope आप like my प्यार letter cuz that’s the last you'll ever get…

from, girl with gun