Alexandra Burke Feat. Flo Rida - Bad Boys

100 ways to annoy Edward Cullen:

1. Tell him Bella has decided to marry Jacob
2. Tell him आप saw Mike Newton romancing Bella on one of thse days he went *camping
3. Imagine him naked while following him around
4. Prance around the house गाना Madonna's 'Like a virgin' at the चोटी, शीर्ष of your lungs every morning, make sure Bella is around to hear
5. Running it द्वारा Charlie that Edward has been 'sleeping' with Bella for the past 2 years, at the wedding reception.
6. Smear your blood all over his new car freshener. Blame it on Jacob
7. दिखाना him the twilight trailer. Ask him if he's thinks that he looks like...

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1. well folks this will be an experiment for all of us

2. Oops! hey, has anyone ever suvived 500 ml of this stuff
before?

3. nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?

4. ya'know...there's big money in kidneys...and this guy got two
of'em

5. wait a minute, if this is his spleen,then what's that?

6.damm! there go the lights again...

7.what's this doing here?

8. that's cool! now can आप make his leg twitch?!

9.boo! boo! come back with that! bad dog!

10. sterile schemerle. the floor's clean, right?

11. what do u mean he wasn't in 4 a sex change?

12. ok, now take a picture from this angle. this...

yea...it sounds beter with the rythem and all that( ive recorded it with drums, पियानो , gutair...ext) and the forms probily bad.,,,,....but plzz read it and comment!!!!and be honest


WHo's dating who

walkin' down the hallway talking with my fiends
the gossip never ends
who like's who
who hate's you
who has the cutest new shoes


then i turn around and see you
and relize

Chourus: All i want is you...I dont wanna be cool. Who cares about all of this. lets get together and froget who's "in" and whos "out" , आप know what its all about. I dont care about who's dating who...unless its me and you......

1. Take someone's shopping गाड़ी and switch the items with stuff from the person अगला to them's cart
2. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen आप in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment
3. Smash the person in front of आप on the head with a ham
4. Go up to some old geezer & say "Grandpa!!! You're ALIVE!!! It's a MIRACLE!!! etc."
5. Take something from someone else's cart, when they say "hey, that's mine! " call the security and say that the other ... person was trying to take your _____
6. हटाइए "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.
7. Hide...

All porcupines float in water.

The airplane Buddy होल्ली, होली died in was called "American Pie." (Thus the name of the Don McLean song.)

If आप toss a penny 10,000 times, it will not be heads 5,000 times, but
more like 4,950. The heads picture weighs more, so it ends up on the bottom.

There are two credit cards for every person in the United States.

Al Capone's business card कहा he was a used furniture dealer.

The characters Bert and Ernie on Sesame सड़क, स्ट्रीट were named after Bert the cop and Ernie the taxi driver in Frank Capra's "Its A Wonderful Life."

Pearls melt in vinegar.

Marilyn Monroe had eleven toes....

Ask around for a spare disk. Offer $2. Keep asking until someone agrees. Then, pull a disk out of your pocket and say, "Oops, I forgot."
Ask the person अगला to आप if they know how to tap into top-secret पंचकोण, पेंटागन files.
Assign a musical note to every key (ie. the मिटाइए key is A Flat, the B key is F sharp, etc.). Whenever आप hit a key, hum its note loudly. Write an entire paper this way.
Attempt to eat your computer's mouse.
Before anyone else is in the lab, connect each computer to different screen than the one it's set up with.
Borrow someone else's keyboard द्वारा reaching over, saying "Excuse...