I was born on a मूंगफली, मूंगफली का plantation 62 सेकंड्स before my dad blinked for the kajillionth time. The turkeys played an orchestra piece called "Eat my shorts", द्वारा Bart Simpson. Homer was right there, eating a donut, when Marge walked in with a turkey baster. Immediately, the orchestra fled to Treasure Island to retrieve a '92 Toyota Corona. Then Sir Francis मक्खी, ड्रैक, ड्रेक showed up to ask me if I could cut his hair. He said, "I needeth a cuteth of my hair to impress Medusa." So I hopped on my hovercraft and grabbed my scissors. He gave me a pice of चॉकलेट ठगना, हेराफेरी cake as a reward. I suddenly needed my diaper changed, so I went to my mommy and said, "Mom, I made a cow pie. Either give me a new diaper, या eat my patty." She patted my head and changed me. And that's all about the दिन I was born.
