Alexandra Burke Feat. Flo Rida - Bad Boys

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Things to do in a Public Restroom

1.Comment "Pooh, who did that?"
2.Complement people on their shoes.
3.Introduce yourself to the person in the अगला stall. Strike up a conversation.
4.Provide 'strenuous' sound-effects.
5.Ask the person in the अगला stall if there's anything swimming in their bowl.....
6.Discuss the pros and cons of laxatives.
7.Scream " Oh my GOD! What the hell is THAT?"
8.Simulate a drug deal.
9.Pretend to fall in (with appropriate sound effects).
10.Roll Easter Eggs under the doors.
11.Start a sing-a-long.
12.Act schizophrenically.
13.Knock on the doors of occupied stalls and ask if there...

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सवालों ASKED OF THE SYDNEY OLYMPIC COMMITTEE

posted by musicfanaticXD

This is द्वारा far the weirdest lists I have ever seen, but funny nonetheless...

QUESTIONS ASKED OF THE SYDNEY OLYMPIC COMMITTEE

Here are some of the classic सवालों being asked of the Sydney Olympic
Committee via their Web site, and some जवाब that may be appropriate:

Q: I hear that all Australian women are beautiful. Is that true an if so,
can आप send me pictures of the available ones? (Italy)
A: (Sure, there's only 8 million of them)

Q: I want to go swimming at Bondi समुद्र तट on October 20th. Will I turn blue?
(Germany)
A: (More likely brown, considering the effluent...)

Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos...

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30 Things To Do During An Exam

posted by musicfanaticXD

I was पढ़ना the Wal-Mart लेख and I was reminded of this eamil I got. Post your faves in the टिप्पणियाँ section!

THINGS 2 DO DURING AN EXAM XDDD

1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"

2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read सवालों aloud, वाद-विवाद your जवाब with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that आप can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.

4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to...

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Lyoko L'amour. X3

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17 things i look for in a boy (comment if that's what आप खोजिए LOL)

posted by ne0n_m0nkey

1.I don't want a boy to be cool!I just want him to threat me nice.
2.A boy has to be mature and take this relationship like it's something serious
3.I can't stand a boy who टिप्पणियाँ and says bad things about my फ्रेंड्स (no matter if they are boys या girls)
4.It's okay for a boy to watch cartoons,but I don't like when he watches porn.
5.I don't mind if a boy plays video games but he still has to दिखाना his head in the real world
6.It's not a problem if a boy accidentally touches me...on the...well...boobs...But Accidentaly!If our relationship is really strong (say about 7 months) then I can allow him!...

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Zodiac:Virgo

posted by KitkatKaysa

VIRGO
Your element: Earth
Your ruling planets: Mercury
Symbol: The Virgin
Your stone: Sapphire
Life Pursuit: To do the right thing
Vibration: Compassionate and caring
Virgo's Secret Desire: To प्यार and be loved in return

Description:
Virgos are often put down badly द्वारा many astrologers and written up as being fussy and narrow-minded. But when a Virgo shines, there is practically no sign to match their inner light. An in-tune Virgo is a treat to meet. When a Virgo is confident within themselves they are the most successful, structured and creative of all the signs.

Many Virgos can be found working in...

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Yeah Me; The Nerd Chapter 2 Carlz The ब्रेव

posted by cute20k

As I weave through dark allies, trying to make my way home, everything feels wrong. It's दिन time and there is crickets chirping. The moon is shining along with bright stars while the brilliant sun sleeps. Annabella was not there. This time, it wasn't Annabella and I running away from one of our stunts. I was running for a different reason. I needed to get घर so I could cry. I needed to sit there in my crying corner and cry. I did not make it घर in time. I collapse onto the harsh cement and burst into tears, right there in an alley.
Hours pass. I lose track of time, but I know the sun...

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How to Test if deparment store workers are nice and have tolorence

posted by TOTALIzzyluver

So me and a friend went into like a prom,party, dress store and tried on like a million dresses. and it tested if they were kind and had tolorence 4 teenagers so here are a few tests आप could try

1: Ask really stupid सवालों like say "Is there a 50% off sale" when there are signs everywhere saying 50% off

2: Go into a shoe store and ask if they sell prom dresses

3: Ask the workers where they got their uniforms

4: Ask one of the workers to clear the store so आप can have it to yourself and if they ask why tell them आप know Brittney Spears

5: When they ask आप for your zip code ask "Can I use my Gramma's phone number insted?"

6: When your in a really busy store go in a change room and just sit there as long as आप can.

7: Ask a worker if they have goth clothes in pink

8: Go to an electroics store and ask if they have Alaskan Vlarphin's

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Funny Things To Do In a Airplane

posted by ilovepenguins

1. At the airport, wear a uniform and claim आप are the pilot, get annoyed if they don't believe आप but DONT give up, see how far आप can get ( WARNING, may result in आप being arrested)

2. Whilst boarding the plane, say in a loud voice "THAT WING SURE DOES LOOK RUSTY!!"

3. When everyone is seated, do your own demonstration of what to do in an emergency, let this include 'comical' situations such as "in the (likely) event of the plane setting alight and becoming a plummeting fireball of death, please remember to tighten your seatbelt" look surprised when आप are the only one laughing.

4. when...

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बिना सोचे समझे

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cookie monster

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Most लोकप्रिय ghetto names

posted by RulerL0rd

Ghetto Names

Mostly लोकप्रिय with the poorer sections of the communities in the United States, ghetto names are becoming और common.
These are some ghetto names sent to us द्वारा our readers:

Aalissah , Aarionda , AbbyYoYo , Abcd , Abrianna , Adaizala , Aereana , Ajavalon , Akeebu , Akwante , Alamarion , Alashawndre , Alashema , Alezeisha , Aliciandra , Alveonta , Amabufu , Amanisha , Ambrisha , Amereazanisha , Amiracle , Amonteosha , Ananchalant , Anfernee , Angenique , Annestonisha , Antonyishia , Antwanae , Antwanique , Antwonisha , Anukware , Aquamaquisha , Aquanasia , Aquanetta , Aquaniqua ,...

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कुत्ता these days...

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lolcats

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Source: गूगल

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समुद्र तट

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The 25 Ways To Annoy Nathan Explosion (From Dethklok)

posted by Dethklokrox90

1. When he is asleep, put a CD into the boombox (Example, Raining Men या Single Ladies) and sing along with it on maximum volume.

2. When he is playing an arcade game, look over his sholder and push a बिना सोचे समझे button. Make sure he dies in the game.

3. When he tells आप to do something, keep saying "And then" until he does it himself.

4. Put Toki's Teddy भालू with him when he is asleep and tell Toki that Nathan loves it और than he does.

5. When he sings during a concert, jump on stage and tackle him yelling "I will, be sure to buy me a white dress." Make sure everyone heard.

6. If he is in the main...

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every sperm is sacred

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from the movie "the meaning of life"

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Craft Talk द्वारा Leslie Hall

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Leslie Hall is so funny!

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leslie hall

craft talk

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