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posted by poulamikundu
When is 99 और than 100?
ANS: A microwave. Generally when आप run a microwave for '99' it runs for 1 मिनट and 39 seconds. '100' runs for 1 minute.

What is brown and sticky?
ANS: A stick!

What two things can आप never eat for breakfast?
ANS: Lunch and dinner!

Suppose आप had to pick 1 of 3 doors to go through. One has ninja assassins, one has a lion that hasn't eaten in 3 months, and one has a flaming inferno. Which door should आप choose in order to live?
ANS: The one with the lion. It hasn't eaten in 3 months, therefore it's dead!!

At work a lady is requested to हटाइए a 2 ton machine with out...
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posted by मिलोरोक्स18
A True Boyfriend:


When she walks away from आप mad, follow her

When she stare's at your mouth, किस her

When she pushes आप या hit's you, Grab her and dont let go

When she start's cussing at you, किस her and tell her आप प्यार her

When she's quiet, Ask her what's wrong

When she ignore's you, Give her your attention

When she pull's away, Pull her back

When आप see her at her worst, Tell her she's beautiful

When आप see her start crying, Just hold her and dont say a word

When आप see her walking, Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared, Protect her

When she lay's her head on your shoulder,...
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posted by stefani_n13
How to Survive the हटाइए to Middle School

By beinggirl Teen लेखक Lindsay



For some people, going into a new grade is a hard thing to do. Some of आप girls who are पढ़ना this right now are probably even going into a new school. If आप want to survive, there are three things to keep in mind; have great फ्रेंड्स द्वारा your side, know what’s ahead of you, and stay out of trouble. Want to know how? When आप think about it, it’s easy.



Having a good friend to be there for आप is the easy part. If आप be yourself, you’re bound to make tons of फ्रेंड्स who care about you. Or, if आप just look around...
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We all tend to think that the pranks we played on our फ्रेंड्स and the wild things we did are the only sweet memories we can cherish about our high school days. Well, we all are wrong. What about the silly fights with our teachers, the baseless complaints and nagging and most of all the funny mistakes we commit in our test and exam papers. Some of those mistakes were made to intentionally bluff them, but most of them were innocent blunders.

Here are some examples of bold mistakes we also must have committed in our course of taming English.

English:-

He is a girl.

The bowels are a, e, i, o, u and...
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it's totally RANDOM...
**shale we start :P

1. Where were आप 3 hours ago?
2. Who are आप in प्यार with?
3. Have आप ever eaten a crayon?
4. Is there anything गुलाबी within 10 feet of you?
5. When is the last time आप went to the mall?
6. Are आप wearing socks right now?
7. Do आप have a car worth over $2,000?
8. When was the last time आप drove out of town?
9. Have आप been to the फिल्में in the last 5 days?
10. Are आप hot?
11. What was the last thing आप had to drink?
12. What are आप wearing right now?
13. Do आप wash your car या let the car wash do it?
14. Last खाना that आप ate?
15. Where were आप last week...
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posted by new2
First Of All I like to Give examples of what i'm talking about
EX: Shall I like Miley cyrus for climb then i should like her personality ,taking all the package .
She Got nude आगे in future Shall I still support her to death
या Why?

other point people
there are different genres of संगीत ,but teenager या प्रशंसकों go for pop most of all.
Like MJ प्रशंसकों
When i checked his song i didn't get amazed ,it's like पढ़ना newspaper it's not arranged like regular songs
Most of his songs he screams out loud ,not a song ,it's और like shouting in streets.
&his प्रशंसकों are crazy ,love every single stuff about him

I Didn't Mean to Insult anybody Just Thinking

Why I can't get respectable दिखाना या artist

why there is nudity ?

या fame depends on that
wear unsuitable clothes या grabbing crotch .
द्वारा telling me it was a दिखाना & they were अभिनय only
how i can believe reality?
Why I Should accept that?

I fed up with all of that
posted by TheMyths
My opinion on what vegans say,"eating meat is disgusting." But that isn't really true.We're omnivores,that's what we do naturally,eating plant and animals.If आप want to force your beliefs on someone,do it to a tiger.
Then I thought,all life actually is sacred.But Humans were designed to eat meat.That is how God made us.Or if आप are atheist,it's scientifically true.Both ways.
But आप can believe what ever आप want.This is just my opinion.People believe different things.That's part of makes us all special.
posted by hetaliaitaly
something un happy they fight so hard
they fight to see the ones they love
not ever knowing when या how but one दिन some how
will find out how
bombs and बंदूकों घोड़े and them
all leave together but rest in the end
the fight of honor
the fight for friends
all the things that matter in the end

some will live some will fall
a hero is made in the hearts of them all
the white flag wont be raised not until the peace is made
children cry knowing why there brothers and loved
ones leave for them so they may live in the end

smoke and ash आग and blood covered द्वारा cries
of the ones on death life and things that come...
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posted by orangeturnip
I’m so far out
Beyond purpose या doubt
If I reach the edge
Will I fall या loop
Not much further to the edge of reason.

Take me , leave me , help me
I’m gonna crash , I’m gonna die
If I reach the edge
Will I float या revert
Not much further to the edge of reason.

My veins are popping
My heads gonna implode
If I reach the edge
I feel there’s no way back
Not much further

There’s no reason
What’s the point
I’ve reached the edge
I’m not dead या alive
I’m at the edge of reason.
Okay, so I will be talking about something that happened yesterday.. I was inside my school bus, and that when I was watching YouTube on my phone, I noticed that most students from the other school bus (there in bus #230), where in a big crowd outside of our school bus. Then, the other students and the bus driver noticed all of them too, and then a lot of और students who ride the bus 230, came outside to line up too, they said, to the bus driver that they came outside to our bus because they didn’t see there bus driver.
The bus driver कहा that he couldn’t fit all of them in our bus,...
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posted by nmdis
"Quiet"


I hear what you're not saying
It's driving me crazy
It's like we stopped breathing in this room
We're both last to be leaving
I know what you're thinking
I wish you'd make your हटाइए

It's much too quiet in here
I want to disappear
I'm hearing myself thinking too clear
It's too quiet in here
Make it all go away
Why can't we break this silence
Finally

It's like आप know where I'm going
आप follow me घर but
I never invite आप inside
I see what you're not दिखा रहा है
I've got आप alone but
The air is so still it's weird

It's much too quiet in here
I want to disappear
I'm...
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I am a god at this...

1)Ask the most randomest सवाल to a stranger, but seriously-like and then laugh, but than go back to serious
2) randomly when आप have to go to the bathroom yell "BATHROOM!" and run to it as fast as u can, waving ur arms around
3)When in the bathroom, dance for half n घंटा and then when ur parents say "is it goin all right in there?" say "NOOOOOO!"
4)When ur in a pool get up from the water and say "I CNT BREATH!!!"
5) When someone asks for आप to do something say "YO MAMA!" and run away (i do tht all the time)
6)At school spaz out and than when आप get calm fall out of you...
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posted by EmzLovesCheryl
In life, there will always be people that आप don't like, that don't like you. But that's one of the challenges in life, being the bigger person, not letting someone else destroy your life.

For instance, there's two students in a class. The first one is attractive, popular. They're a horrible person, yet they have the school wound round their little finger.
The सेकंड student however, is the most beautiful person inside. They're intelligent, natural, yet they're unpopular, and don't have a lot of friends.
The teacher has a seating plan, and has put these two students अगला to eachother. The first...
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posted by big-fat-meanie
I have a dream that one दिन this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: "We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal."

I have a dream that one दिन on the red hills of Georgia, the sons of former slaves and the sons of former slave owners will be able to sit down together at the तालिका, टेबल of brotherhood.

I have a dream that one दिन even the state of Mississippi, a state sweltering with the heat of injustice, sweltering with the heat of oppression, will be transformed into an oasis of freedom and justice.

I have a dream that my four little children...
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posted by LaurieLisa717
1. He tells someone

Is he interested? He likes आप if he tells a mutual friend that he wants to know और about you, या he asks other people who आप are and where you’re from. He is trying to act like he’s “just asking” but his सवालों indicate और than a casual interest. And when he tells someone that he finds आप attractive, he probably knows that it will get back to you. He’s hoping it does.


2. The look

He gives आप a look that betrays his calm exterior. Even though he is across the room, “that look” he has says it all. It is sweeping, from your head to your toes, and then...
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posted by hetaliaitaly
1.at school when its lunch run around the school saying 'THE SKY IS FALLING RUN AWAY RUN WAY IT WILL CRUSH US ALL' in a dramatic voice.

2.in class stand at the front of the room and stare and everyone then shout 'WHAT ARE U LOSES STARING AT whatever it is it must be beautiful and handsom' do an amazing pose.

3.at a shopping mall ride up and down on the escalators and shout 'OMG THE GROUND IS MOVING ITS AN EARTHQUAKE RUN' and try running up the escalator thats going down.

4.in a shopping mall sit in the middle of an isle and sing a song.


5.at school go around hugging everyone of the same sex and...
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posted by saphire1031
These are 10 sure sighns that आप need mental help:

1) आप think ailens have placed a zapping microchip in your head

2) आप make donkey noises say "Princess!" and then laugh phsycotically

3) आप think your underwear will eat आप alive

4) आप speak fluenit "Foreniese"

5) आप think a monkey
is living in आप toilet

6) आप think your best freind is a fish

7) PIE PIE I कहा PIE!!!

8) If आप scream that for no reason, well, आप know

9) If आप go to rob a store, then fake आप are an employee

10) If आप think फैन्पॉप is pointless
posted by KateKicksAss
Credit: www.rinkworks.com
I thought these were funny, what do आप guys think?


"Do not use if आप cannot see clearly to read the information in the information booklet." -- In the information booklet.

"Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish." -- On a bottle of shampoo for dogs.

"For external use only!" -- On a curling iron.

"Warning: This product can burn eyes." -- On a curling iron.

"Do not use in shower." -- On a hair dryer.

"Do not use while sleeping." -- On a hair dryer.

"Do not use while sleeping या unconscious." -- On a hand-held massaging device.

"Do not place this product...
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Make your own sentence (be honest though);

Step 1: Choose your महीना of birth...

January: I hate...
February: I ran naked with...
March: I need...
April: I shot...
May: I smoked weed with...
June: I killed...
July: I pissed on...
August: I fucked...
September: I got married with...
October: I stabbed...
November: I gave a blowjob to...
December: I took a crap on...

Step 2: Choose your birthday;

1: A monkey...
2: A prostitute...
3: A vacuum cleaner...
4: You...
5: Barney the dinosaur...
6: A dog...
7: Santa Clause...
8: A travesty...
9: A porn star...
10: A condom...
11: A bowl of cereal...
12: A jew...
13: A lesbian......
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Cheese
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