बिना सोचे समझे लेखाए | Original लेखाए on फैन्पॉप

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posted by ParaBowiefan94

1. Nap
2. play the sims.
3. Walk your dog.
4. Think of ways to rule the world.
5. Make a playlist of songs आप would play and listen to with your कल्पना crush.
6. Drink tea, coffee...etc.
7. Draw on your arms and hands.
8. Cuddle with your pet.
9. Draw on actual paper. ;)
10. Write smut filled fanfiction.
11. Watch TV.
12. Make cookie dough.
13. Eat cookie dough.
14. Invite a buddy to your house and watch movies.
15. Watch Funny YouTube videos.
16. Remind yourself that your life will end one दिन and आप should be thankful that you're bored but still alive.
17. Look up pointless wiki how articles...

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Keep Heading West

posted by spookyfoster

"What the hell are we gonna do Ryan"? Ryan कहा nothing.
"Ryan I need an answer"!"What else can we do Chris?, there's nothing we can do".
Chris groaned,"don't say that"."what do आप think we should do Chris, huh".
Chris opened his mouth but कहा nothing."I don't know". Ryan stood up in pain walking to the counter to get his keys,he couldn't take it anymore.
"Where do आप think your going"? Chris looked up in curiosity. "I'm gonna get groceries".Chris thought he was joking he knew Ryan would never say that.
"What do आप mean, आप never would say that"?He turned back and said.
"I'm just going grocery...

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Attitude – One of Life’s Choice

posted by Bluekait

My wife, Tere, and I purchased a new car in December. Even though we had tickets to fly from California to Houston to visit her family for Christmas, we decided to drive to Texas to break in the new car. We packed the car and took off for a wonderful week with Grandma.

We had a wonderful time and stay to the last possible मिनट visiting with Grandma. On the return trip we needed to get घर in a hurry, so we drove straight through — one person driving while the other one slept. After driving in a hard rain for several hours, we arrived घर late at night. We were tired and ready for a hot...

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It's not possible

posted by FanFun1010

If you're under weight: She's too skinny
If you're over weight: She's a fat ass
If you're gay: He's so gay
If you're a lesbian: She's fucking gay
If you're Black: NIGGER!
If you're White: CRACKER!
If you're Mexican/Hispanic/Latino etc.: हे TACO!
If you're tall: How is the weather up there?
If you're short: MIDGET
If you're smart: NERD!
If you're not smart: DUMBASS!
If you're a virgin: haha virgin
If you're not a virgin: SLUT!

There is no way to please society. Doesn't matter what आप do, you'll be judged.

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Cutting

posted by Invincible321

For all those who don't understand why people cut, this is for you. I get it. I completely understand. When you're depressed, आप need an outlet. You're so empty and numb that आप need to feel something, and since आप refuse to feel happy, आप cut yourself to feel pain. That sounds completely wrong, but, who knows? Maybe it really works. It becomes an addiction. आप can't go with out feeling that pain. And everytime, आप have to cut deeper and deeper to feel the same way. Feel the way that आप strive for. Just feel anything. Soon enough, everything around आप becomes a weapon of self-destruction....

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please understand?

posted by hetaliaitaly

Although the reasons why people commit suicide are multifaceted and complex, life circumstances that may immediately precede someone committing suicide include the time period of at least a week after discharge from a psychiatric hospital या a sudden change in how the person appears to feel (for example, much worse या much better). Examples of possible triggers (precipitants) for suicide are real या imagined losses, like the breakup of a romantic relationship, moving, loss (especially if द्वारा suicide) of a friend, loss of freedom, या loss of other privileges.

Firearms are द्वारा far the most common...

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The Lonely Little Girl part 4

posted by adaug

*All the kids were outside*
Taylor:This is so cool!Our own secret hide out!
Lizzy:I KNOW RIGHT!!SO cool!
Taylor:Yup!Hey we should make a secret handshake!
Lizzy:First I gotta see if your ready!Time for the test!I WENT DOWNTOWN TO SEE CHARLIE BROWN,HE GAVE ME A NICKEL SO I BOUGHT HIM A PICKLE,THE अचार WAS खट्टा SO I BOUGHT HIM A FLOWER,THE फूल WAS DEAD SO THIS IS WHAT I SAID:DOWN DOWN BABY RIDE THE ROLLER COASTER
Taylor:Seriously?
Lizzy:YES!
Taylor:*Whisper whisper whisper*
Lizzy:GREAT IDEA!!!COME ON!
Taylor:Mrs.Amy!Can me and Lizzy Bunk together!?
Amy:I don't know
Taylor:*Slips 5 bucks*What about now?
Amy:*sarcasm*Sure!
Taylor:YES!!!COME ON LIZZY!
Lizzy:OKAY!!
Lizzy packed her bag and moved it to Taylor's bunk
Taylor's POV:
That night आप would imagine I slept well but I didn't.My dream:
Dad got in the house,duck taped her mouth,hid her in the basement,and stabbed her.
I woke up immediately
Taylor:AH!!
Lizzy:TAYLOR!Whats wrong!
Taylor:Nothing,*pants*Nothing

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imagination

posted by crazed_twilight

have u every dreamt of being anything but urself i know i have and if u have dreamt of being anything but urself did it ever happen to me it did.this is my story
live it like it's ur's
i always thought i had every thing in the world but recently i'm having doubts.everything feels like my life isn't right anymore i do every thing i can to make it feel right once और but it just seems wrong.
i finally met a guy i thought i loved but it turns out he's a douche bag guess u can't always have wat u want in life.
recently i've been having this funny feeling that someone is watching me i can feel...

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I'm sorry

posted by Musiclover456

I'm sorry to those who i can't help
I'm sorry to those who are abused
I'm sorry to those who are alone
I'm sorry to those who are different
I'm sorry I'm not normal

I'm sorry i can't live how i want to
I'm sorry I'm different
I'm sorry people suffer
I'm sorry to those who know me
I feel so sorry for existing in this world
because I cause nothing but pain to those I love
because those who know me end up suffering
that's why I'm always so sorry
I say I'm sorry to the world
because I exist

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For the JOB HUNTERS~~~ "Do Nots For Interviws"

posted by scarlet009

♥♥♥.............again found this.not द्वारा me!

Here they are:

1. Do not be late.

2. Do not put your feet on the desk.

3. Do not eat garlic 24 hours prior.

4. Do not have a flapping dried nostril booger या a long protruding nose hair.

5. Do not have a stringer of spittle in the corner of your mouth.

6. Do not shake hands if your palm is cold, clammy and limp.

7. Do not wear sneakers unless they are brand new.

8. Do not wear a lapel pin of any sort unless it is the American या Mexican flag.

9. Do not ask about hours, salary, vacation, pensions, insurance या anything else that might be considered ......

the search.-chapter one.

posted by Fangirl99

As i walk down the street,i wish i was still in bed.Dreaming about the दिन that just ended.Summer vacation

"back to hell,"i said.When i say that,i mean school.
in my books,its basically the same thing.

"hey jamie!"my friend izzy calls from across.

i run down t otalk to her

"hey,"i said,putting my hair back form my face."
"wheres Ashlee?"

"umm,i gotta go,bye!" she ran out of site.

"at lunch,i treid to fine izzy and ask her what the hell happened earlier

"hey,izz"i said,sitting अगला to her.
"wheres ashlee?"

"um......"she looked like she was gonna vomit या something.i didnt understand why.

"ive been wondering...

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Write Your Name With Song Titles

posted by Bluekait

It's quite simple. आप spell out your name, only using song titles. It gives आप an interesting playlist! आप don't have to use different artists. It can be the same artist या similar artists.

A creative way to do this is find some new artists and spell out your name with some of their songs. It's a good way to listen to different people and one awesome CD and/or playlist.

Example: My name is Kaitlyn

K - Kidnap The Sandy Claws द्वारा Danny Elfman

A - एंजल of संगीत द्वारा Andrew Lloyd Webber

I - Inside My World द्वारा Ramin Karimloo

T - Try To Believe द्वारा Oingo Boingo

एल - Little Razorblade द्वारा The गुलाबी Spiders

Y - Yes! I'm French द्वारा Frenchy and the Punk

N - Nerd Alert! द्वारा The Aquabats!

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Be a leader not a follower

posted by unohana

"Be a leader not a follower" a saying that can mean many things. I am one of those people who doesn't copy and do what others do. When आप a follower आप are trying to be like someone. If आप are trying to be like someone than आप are a copy. Its okey to to look up to someone and try to be like them but that person has to be a good example. If आप follow the wrong person there might be a chance of death ahead in your life. Gangs are an example of leaders and followers. Gang Leaders get their followers to send drugs and kill rivial gangs and later those rivial gangs kill the leader and later...

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15 Ways to Make Someone’s दिन :)

posted by तमार 20

Sometimes all it takes is a small gesture to totally change someone’s day. When आप sense that someone cares for आप या is putting your concerns ahead of their own आप often have your outlook totally transformed to something और positive and warm. Here are some small ways to make someone’s day.

1. Smile
2. Open doors
3. Offer a सीट at your तालिका, टेबल in a busy cafe
4. Make eye contact
5. Shout a workmate a coffee for no reason
6. Start a conversation with someone who looks lonely
7. Listen
8. Share a tip that has helped आप out in your life recently
9. Give money to beggars without conditions attached...

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if women ruled the world

posted by kitkat709477

If women ruled the world
.Men would sit around and wonder what WE were thinking.
.Women with cold hands would give men prostate exams.
.PMS would be a legitimate defense in court.
.Men would get reputations for sleeping around.
.Singles bars would have metal detectors to weed out men hiding wedding rings in there pockets.
.A man would no longer be considered a "good catch" simply because he is breathing.
.Fewer women would be dieting because their ideal weight standard would increase द्वारा 40 pounds.
.Shopping would be considered an aerobic activity.
."Ms." magazine would have an annual स्विमिंग सूट issue...

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Wax Job

posted by CullenProperty

All hair removal methods have tricked women with their promises of easy, painless removal; The Epilady, scissors, razors, Nair & now... the wax.

Read on...

My night began as any other normal weeknight; Came home, fixed dinner, play with the kids.

I then had the thought that would ring painfully in my mind for the अगला few hours; 'Maybe I should pull the waxing kit out of the medicine cabinet...' So, I head to the site of my demise; The Bathroom.

It was one of those 'Cold Wax' kits. No melting a clump of hot wax, आप just rub the strips together in your hand, they get warm & आप peel them...

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13 ways to make me faint

posted by simlover4

1.Blood
2.Broken bones
3.Needles
4.Surgery.
5.Anything gross
6.injurys
7.YOU!!!(just kidding!)
8.People being run over
9.People getting their head cut off
10.umm....
11.Death
12.other people getting sick
13.someone in pain

do not try to make me faint using these ways becuse i will also puke everywhere and आप don't want to see that.i faint when i get teeth pulled...........PIE!!!!!!! thats all i want to write but it will be to short and won't प्रकाशित करे but it should now.maybe not pie! cake!yummy

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Hallmark rejects!

posted by Shelly_McShelly

just to let आप know, i didn't write any of these and i'm only posting them cos i saw it and thought it was funny

1. So your daughter's a hooker,
and it spoiled your day...
Look at the bright side,
she's a really good lay.

2. My tire was thumping....
I thought it was flat....
when I looked at the tire....
I noticed your cat... Sorry

3. आप had your bladder removed
and you're on the mends....
here's a bouquet of flowers
and a box of Depends.

4. You've announced that you're gay,
won't that be a laugh,
when they find out you're one
of the Joint Chiefs of Staff.

5. Happy Vasectomy!
Hope आप feel zippy!
Cause when I had mine
I got really snippy.

6. Heard your wife left you...
How upset आप must be...
But don't fret about it ....
She moved in with me

7. Your computer is dead...
it was once so alive
Don't आप regret
installing Windows 95?

8. आप totaled your car...
and can't remember why...
could it have been...
that case of Bud Dry?

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My Evil Niece Hailey

posted by werewolflover

Yeah,this is the first लेख I've written,so it probably won't be good.
O.K I have a 7 साल old niece and she might not seem evil,but trust me she is.If आप met her you'd think she was a sweet,little angel
Her mom,my sis Heather,got married a few years ago.Well the man she married had 2 kids.Ever since she lived with them,she's been evil.
She tells my mom No
She tells us she hates us.She thinks she's the boss.She hits me and then says I hit her first(i'm old enough to know आप don't hit when आप don't get what आप want)She calls me fat.she can't take a joke and then says im fat and don't "play"because I don't like being outside and hate sports.There's और but I don't really want to write anymore.Tell me what आप think in टिप्पणियाँ please:)

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28 things to do when your board

posted by vivitar

1. Write a new लेख on this website
2.Draw a snow wolf
3.Go to the पुस्तकालय
4. Call a friend and go on a walk with them
5. Have a dance party
6. Listen to संगीत and "scream sing"
7. Clean your house (That might get boring though)
8. Paint Your room
9. Go to the park
10. Call a friend या two and do the yoga challenge
11. Decorate the house
12. Watch YouTube
13. Watch फ्रेंड्स The TV Series
14. Go on गूगल and खोजिए weird things
15. Learn to juggle
16. Go to an elevator and annoy बिना सोचे समझे people (this could get आप kicked out but its super fun)
17. Go shopping
18. Go skating
19. Play a board game
20. Sleep!
21. Bake food
22. Exercise
23. Read
24. Hike
25. Garden
26. Sugar Cookies
27. life size कैन्डी land
28. Paint snow