Hi everyone it's meeeeeee Invader Calliope!
NOW TAKE YOUR SEATS!
*AT SKOOL*
Marry: हे lesly
Lesly: Whatever!
Marry: UMMM OK THEN......
Tay Tay: Dam da di do........
Marry: I wonder what's gottan into Lesly......
JDARLIN: I DON'T KNOW!
Sarah: I KNOW SHE IS JUST IN A MOOD!
Tami: What type oh mood?
Sarah: The mood were आप only respond saying "what ever"
everyone: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Marry: Then i need to tell Lesly i'm sorry for not understanding her mood!
JDARLIN: OK आप HAVE TO RUN BEFORE ITS TO LATE!
Marry: I'm on it!
1 घंटा LATER
Marry: I'm sorry Lesly I'm sorry! I should have been और understanding!
Lesly: WHATEVER
everyone: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The End!
Story by: Invader Calliope *ok i'm going to stop saying the story द्वारा thing because आप know it's द्वारा me*

dear,2timer

आप कहा आप loved me
आप कहा आप cared
आप कहा i was the moon in आप dark sky
आप कहा i made आप दिल complete
आप कहा i made आप smile when आप were weak
आप कहा no girl could compare
आप कहा i was beautiful
आप कहा i was the first real किस आप ever had
आप lied
आप played me
yo turned my world black
आप broke my दिल and made me weak
आप fucked my so called friend
आप made me crack my mirror and gag when I think of you
आप cheat आप bastard! don't come round here again cuz आप fucked with the wrong bitch! and now your gonna get fucked I प्यार you, not! I hope आप like my प्यार letter cuz that’s the last you'll ever get…

from, girl with gun

1. Why don't आप go hump a teddy या something.

2. Stuff it up ya jumper.

3. go eat a dog shit

4. go suck ya mum

5. die block head

6. stick ya head in a feed bag

7. yo dawg go eat ya chum

8. yah smell like a fart

9. i may be dumb but im not stupid

(ok i know some of these are mean and some i would never use and i can add some और if u wan't me to I CAN ADD A MILLION और MUWAHAHAAAAAAAAA ............................................................................................................HAVE A NICE DAY)

1. I've got my पुस्तकालय card and im checking आप out.
2.If I could rearrange thealphabet Id put U and I together.
3. Are आप wearing अंतरिक्ष pants? Cuz your butt is out of this world!
4. Hey, girl scout, those कुकीज़ for sale?
5. आप must be a parking ticket, because you've got FINE written all over you.
6. Are आप a Pokemon? Cuz I wanna Pikachu!
7. I'd keep आप in isle 7; that's where we keep the hot tomales
8. So is it hard?
9. आप wanna hot dog to go with those buns? (LOL)
10. Do आप like it? You're job? Is it really hard? (gotta think dirty)

Rant #1: Gender Roles / Double Standards

आप know what really boils my blood to the point of evaporation?!! Gender double standards!

Whenever a girl likes boy things such as Transformers, TMNT, या Thundercats, she's a "super cool tomboy" या had "girl power"!

But whenever a guy likes girl things such as My Little Pony, Littlest Pet Shop, या Hi Hi Puffy Ami Yumi, he's a "weak manchild" या he needs to "grow up"!

It drives me nuts! I mean, it's okay for girls to like boy things but it's not good at all for guys to like girl things! That's human hypocrisy at it's best people!

Gender double standards make as much sense as a hedgehog that flies into the mouth of a hawk that can shoot lasers from it's eyes which summon a three headed dragon!

1. say your name ten times.
2. say your mom's name five times.
.........3. say your crushes three times.
4. paste this to four other groups.
...If आप do this, your crush will किस आप on the nearest Friday.
......But if आप read this and do not paste this, then आप
will have very bad luck.
SEND THIS TO 5 GROUPS IN 143 MINUTES. WHEN YOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CHRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERS ON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY IT BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKSSee और .. This works!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

When i walk to school each दिन
There waiting there me
But not to दिखाना me प्यार they just want to crush My Dreams

I go and sit in class each day
Feeling out place
The people in the room with me
Wont give me one look of there face
I feel so alone at lunch
I sit द्वारा myself
I wear black and i dont care
I have black nails
And some peicings here and there

Sometimes they just stare at me
As if i should just die
Everywhere everyday i fight the feelings of suicide
If life has no meaning then why do i try?.

i प्यार bananas but i mention that in
everything i do.......so........um.......

I
LOVE
SHEEP
WE
LOVE
SHEEP


LET ME HEAR आप SAY


C.....................O....................W


wait that says cow?


well anyway i प्यार sheep


I've seen a भेड़ eat a केला, केले


both of those things i love



I










LOVE










SHEEP!!!!




I














LOVE















BANANA!!!!!!!!!!!




WE















LOVE



















भेड़ AND BANANA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





SO WRITE A टिप्पणी दे AND MAYBE BECOME
A प्रशंसक OF ME IF U REALLY LIKED IT




OH AND RATE HOW बिना सोचे समझे IT IS OUT OF TEN



PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE



THANK आप AND I HOPE U WRITE A टिप्पणी दे AND BECOME
A प्रशंसक OF MY लेख AND ME



GOODBYE

Pros

* No one can overhear your conversation
* Can get away with it while your Phone is on silent
* the use of smileys
* helps improve use of keyboard (in my opinion)
* can do it whenever
* takes the place of fone calls


Cons
* nosy peeps may read over your shoulder
* some people just dont know how to spell
* parent dont get why us teens are so addicted to this
*the person आप texted doesnt reply till the अगला day:((



ok this was my first own idea लेख and i wanna know if आप would still like a look inside my mind on what i think about things<33

TheBee