माइ लिट्ल पोनी फ्रेंडशिप ईज़ मॅजिक Article: Saten Twist: S3E2 part 6

posted by Canada24

AppleBloom: Dosen't it feel like this idea has been used in a mature themed फैन्पॉप role play?... One that uses swears and unshown sex, every 2 minutes.

Scootaloo: (sarcastically) Sure.. अगला your say the role play has Saten Twist marry AppleJack.. When she directly told us, she had written 2 restraining orders after their ONE date.

SweetieBelle: Weirder things have happened.. There's a story about me sleeping with Rarity.

Scootaloo: Jeeze, what is wrong with pe-

Diamond Tiara: So, do आप three just sit around here plotting out different ways to try and get your cutie marks?

सेब Bloom: Actually... Yeah

Tiara: आप three are... really.. Lucky.

Mark Crusaders: We are?!

Diamond Tiara: Yeah! आप get to explore all these options, learning who आप really are before you're stuck with something आप don't understand!

Bloom: But... you've done that, right?

Diamond Tiara: Yeah, 'cause I have my cutie mark!... And of COARSE it's the mark I want.. I am NOTHING like Saten in that way... I'm not clinically depressed at ALL!

Scootaloo: We never कहा tha-

Diamond Tiera: WELL I'M NOT!.. I don't hate my life at ALL!... I'M SO HAPPY! (eye twitches).

Sweetie Belle:... That's weird. Since we kind of overheard आप yesterday.

Diamond Tiara: (angered) Were आप trying to get your cutie mark in spying? Is that on your little chart?

Sweetie Belle: No! We were just worried about आप when आप लॉस्ट the election, and then आप लॉस्ट your friend, and then your mom yelled at you...

सेब Bloom: We know आप wanna change, and we think we can—

Pipsqueak: [muffled] Help![door opens]

Pipsqueak: Cutie Mark Crusaders! I was at the school board meeting and they didn't approve my request for the new playground equipment!

Sweetie Belle: Why not?

Pipsqueak: There's no money in the budget! So I checked my Peggy bank to see if I had enough bits, but my little Peggy wasn't nearly full enough!

AppleBloom: Who carries a peggy around anymor-

Sweetie Belle: Don't worry, Pip!

Scootaloo: We'll meet आप back at Bloom: And help आप find a solution!

Pipsqueak: Thanks, Cutie Mark Crusaders!

Diamond Tiara: Oh, I already HAVE a solution!... Our new student टट्टू president is gonna be kicked out of office, and I'll be reinstated!.. (Runs out)

Scootaloo: Where's SHE going!?

सेब Bloom: Where do आप think?! C'mon! After her! (she and Scoots run after her)

Sweetie Belle: Wait for m- WE HAVE STAIRS!? (trips and falls down the stairs, painfully)

Windwakerguy430 Wow. That was quick. Good article

AWESOME टट्टू PICS

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The Bob Newhart Fanfiction Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Bob found Burt at the bar. He was drinking some alcohol.

Bob: Burt, may I talk to you?
Burt: Oh, sure thing Bob. What would आप like to talk about?
Bob: I heard from your wife that आप threatened to beat her up if आप saw her again.
Burt: Yes I did. Have आप seen her?
Bob: No.
Burt: Oh well. Why don't आप have some drinks with me? You'll प्यार it.
Bob: How many did आप have?
Burt: Oh, about six so far.
Waiter: *Arrives* Would आप like another drink?
Burt: Yes, and get one for me friend too.
Bob: Right. I want one too.
Waiter: Coming up. *Goes to get drink*
Bob: So anyway, why would आप want to beat...

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Con Mane: Dead Another दिन Part 8

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Con ran to the parking lot where he put his car. The adaptive camouflage was still on, so no one could see it.

Con: *Gets in car* P, set up an airstrike on the Ice Hotel.
P: Roger that.
Zao: *Comes to parking lot*
Chinese Pony7: *Riding snowmobile*
Zao: *Sees snowmobile*
Chinese Pony7: *Crashes into car*
Zao: *sees crash* All units report, now!
Con: *Drives off*
Chinese Pony7: *Shooting at car*
Zao: *Runs to his car, and puts on thermal imaging* I see आप now. *Activates machine gun*
Con: *Driving faster*
Zao: *Shoots at Con with machine gun*
Car: Warning: Too much damage. Adaptive Camouflage turned off....

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Trixie,the ruler of Equestria(part 6)

posted by KendiKens

Pinkie Pie:Rainbow Dash!
Rainbow Dash:Yes,master!
Trixie:You idiot pony,go and get another of those that आप call"pony friends"
Rainbow Dash:Yes,master.*leaves*

Twilight:We must stay together.
Apple Jack:You're damn right.If we leave eachother,Trixie will get us all.
Rainbow Dash:Like to see me here?
Twilight:Rainbow,why are आप so...um..grey?
Rainbow Dash:You don't need to know.And I am here to take,Apple Jack.
Twilight:No,if I stop you.
Rainbow Dash:Nothing can stop me now!*takes सेब Jack*
Apple Jack:Save your self's.
Rarity:Oh,no,they take'd सेब Jack.
Flutter Shy:Twilight,I am scared.
Twilight:Don't...

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This दिन Aria-Lyrics

posted by shadowknuxgirl

क्वीन of Changelings: This दिन is going to be perfect, the kind of दिन of which I've dreamed since I was small, everypony will gather round, say I look lovely in my gown, what they don't know is that I have fooled them all!

Princess Cadence: This दिन was going to be perfect, the kind of दिन of which I've dreamed since I was small, but instead of having cake, with all my फ्रेंड्स to celebrate, my wedding bells, they may not ring for me at all!

Queen of Changelings: I could care less about the dress, I won't partake in any cake! Vows? Well, I'll be lying when I say, that through any kind of weather,...

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MLP Hug Base!~

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Baby Discord (Comics)

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Popsicle

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Twilight Sparkle

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Pinkie Pie

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My Little टट्टू Pictures

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My Little टट्टू Pictures

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My Little टट्टू Pictures

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इंद्रधनुष Dash x AppleJack

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सेब jack आइकनों

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All Songs of Equestria Girls

posted by Hairity

Theme Song:

[Twilight Sparkle]
My Little Pony, My Little Pony
Ahh, ahh, ahh, ahhh...
My Little Pony
I used to wonder what friendship could be.
My Little Pony
Until आप all shared its magic with me.
My Little टट्टू (echo)
My Little Pony
I used to wonder what friendship could be.
My Little Pony
Until आप all shared its magic with me.
My Little टट्टू (echo)
It's an easy feat
And magic makes it all complete
You have my
Do आप know you're all my very best friends?

This Strange World:

[Twilight Sparkle]
I've never seen a place
That's quite like this
Everything is turned around
This crazy world is upside-down
Getting on my...

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इंद्रधनुष Factory (With alternate ending)

posted by Seanthehedgehog

There's long been rumors as to how, exactly, rainbows are made in Equestria. While a great amount of Pegasi ponies are employed in the इंद्रधनुष department of the weather factory, almost all of them do the low-end work. What's know is that great streams of Spectra, the individual colours of the rainbow, flow through large grates and into vast vats. From there, workers carefully and equally mix the spectra into the coagulated इंद्रधनुष pools that dot and run through the factory and surrounding city. Next, that mixture is pumped to the floor below, where other employees atomize it and store it until...

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10 reasons why Pinkie Pie is better than इंद्रधनुष Dash. (Read before आप judge me.)

posted by lovegypsy64

Here are some reasons I think Pinkie Pie is better than इंद्रधनुष Dash.

1. Pinkie Pie doesn't tend to दिखाना off या brag about her accomplishments.

2. Pinkie doesn't care about being cool. She just wants to have fun.

3. Pinkie will go out of her way just to make somepony else happy while इंद्रधनुष is just in it for the glory.

4. Pinkie sings और and has a prettier voice. (Who cares if she sometimes does it randomly out of nowhere?)

5. इंद्रधनुष Dash can be a little bossy to Fluttershy while Pinkie just tries to help Fluttershy out of her shell in a cute, cheerful way.

6. Pinkie Pie is so random...and that's...

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इंद्रधनुष Factory Lyrics

posted by clancker1223

Now a rainbow's tale isn't quite as nice
As the story we knew of sugar and spice
But a rainbow's easy once आप get to know it
With the help of the magic of a pegasus device

(music break)

Let's delve deeper into इंद्रधनुष philosophy
Far beyond that of Cloudsdale's mythology
It's easy to misjudge that floating city
With it's alluring decor and social psychology

But with all great things comes a great responsibility
That of Cloudsdale's being weather stability
How, आप ask, are they up to the task
To which the answer is in a simple facility

(music break)

In the इंद्रधनुष Factory, where your fears and horrors...

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Princess Celestia and princess Luna parents

posted by KendiKens

A long time ago,like 2500 years,in Equestria was ruling a prince,who was respanceble for bringing peace and quiet of the night in all of Equestria!His name was BlackKnight.But there was one और ruler,princess SunBurn,witch was respncible for bringing the beautiful दिन and made the sun go up and shine all over Equestria!One day,on the दिन of the Summer Sun Celebration(in those days was called Night and दिन celebration,because the sun and the moon in that दिन maked an eclipse)they meet together!BlackKnight's दिल in that monter,was ready to fly away,because the beautiful princess stoled his...