माइ लिट्ल पोनी फ्रेंडशिप ईज़ मॅजिक Article: Saten Twist: S3E2 part 6

posted by Canada24

AppleBloom: Dosen't it feel like this idea has been used in a mature themed फैन्पॉप role play?... One that uses swears and unshown sex, every 2 minutes.

Scootaloo: (sarcastically) Sure.. अगला your say the role play has Saten Twist marry AppleJack.. When she directly told us, she had written 2 restraining orders after their ONE date.

SweetieBelle: Weirder things have happened.. There's a story about me sleeping with Rarity.

Scootaloo: Jeeze, what is wrong with pe-

Diamond Tiara: So, do आप three just sit around here plotting out different ways to try and get your cutie marks?

सेब Bloom: Actually... Yeah

Tiara: आप three are... really.. Lucky.

Mark Crusaders: We are?!

Diamond Tiara: Yeah! आप get to explore all these options, learning who आप really are before you're stuck with something आप don't understand!

Bloom: But... you've done that, right?

Diamond Tiara: Yeah, 'cause I have my cutie mark!... And of COARSE it's the mark I want.. I am NOTHING like Saten in that way... I'm not clinically depressed at ALL!

Scootaloo: We never कहा tha-

Diamond Tiera: WELL I'M NOT!.. I don't hate my life at ALL!... I'M SO HAPPY! (eye twitches).

Sweetie Belle:... That's weird. Since we kind of overheard आप yesterday.

Diamond Tiara: (angered) Were आप trying to get your cutie mark in spying? Is that on your little chart?

Sweetie Belle: No! We were just worried about आप when आप लॉस्ट the election, and then आप लॉस्ट your friend, and then your mom yelled at you...

सेब Bloom: We know आप wanna change, and we think we can—

Pipsqueak: [muffled] Help![door opens]

Pipsqueak: Cutie Mark Crusaders! I was at the school board meeting and they didn't approve my request for the new playground equipment!

Sweetie Belle: Why not?

Pipsqueak: There's no money in the budget! So I checked my Peggy bank to see if I had enough bits, but my little Peggy wasn't nearly full enough!

AppleBloom: Who carries a peggy around anymor-

Sweetie Belle: Don't worry, Pip!

Scootaloo: We'll meet आप back at Bloom: And help आप find a solution!

Pipsqueak: Thanks, Cutie Mark Crusaders!

Diamond Tiara: Oh, I already HAVE a solution!... Our new student टट्टू president is gonna be kicked out of office, and I'll be reinstated!.. (Runs out)

Scootaloo: Where's SHE going!?

सेब Bloom: Where do आप think?! C'mon! After her! (she and Scoots run after her)

Sweetie Belle: Wait for m- WE HAVE STAIRS!? (trips and falls down the stairs, painfully)

Windwakerguy430 Wow. That was quick. Good article

AWESOME टट्टू PICS

added by tinkerbell66799

Source: Original Owners (NOT ME!!)

AWESOME टट्टू PICS

added by tinkerbell66799

Source: Original Owners (NOT ME!!)

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ANOTHER Mini-Dump!

added by Tawnyjay

Source: Rightful Owners

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Cold War Episode 2 "Hello Evil Me"

posted by SomeoneButNoone

Dan and Shadow house in Ponyville
Shadow : आप HAVE SOMETHING!
Dan : YES... yes shut up... I need to think... *grab book* this book say that in our familly was टट्टू named "Jack the Puppet master"
Shadow : and आप want to heal yourself with puppets?
Dan : pfff no... that guy had strange power of controlling puppets without strings...
Shadow : laaame... NEXT!
Dan : Is just gonna be my "help in battle" with my inside me...
Shadow : your evil you?
Dan : yep... one टट्टू from our familly had same situation but he beat his bad side and it was end... we need to go to the Canterlot Garden...
Canterlot Garden...

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Fiery waves - the ups and downs of Summer Pride: Chapter 10: Exile - part 2

posted by NocturnalMirage

Fiery waves – the ups and downs of Summer Pride

Chapter 9: Exile – part 2

Ha ha ha ha! आप should see the look on your face right now, ha ha ha! No, no, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to... wait until आप hear this अगला part, ha ha ha ha! Kkhhm.... oh, it was a long time since I smiled. I just thought... आप seem like a well read pony, my friend... and now आप look utterly surprised... All right, hang in there, I will explain a few things I reckon आप did not know about changelings. So there I was with these four strange, unfamiliar creatures in the middle of the desert.

“The Changelings?”...

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Fiery waves - the ups and downs of Summer Pride: Chapter 8: Wavering monolith

posted by NocturnalMirage

Fiery waves – the ups and downs of Summer Pride

Chapter 8: Wavering monolith

“Do आप have any idea what you've done?!” Landslide shouted in my face.

As the oldest of us, he was very much like our father. Distant, reserved and sturdy. But our connection was strong up to this point. I won't lie, it truly hurt that he raised his voice at me. He's never done that before. But I've never let a known war criminal, who happened to be my brother escape as well... Without me, Forever Wind would have faced execution, yet I set him free, despite the horrible atrocities he's committed against the Crown....

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Fiery waves - the ups and downs of Summer Pride: Chapter 6: Sic semper tyrannis

posted by NocturnalMirage

Fiery waves – the ups and downs of Summer Pride

Chapter 6: Sic semper tyrannis

Ah, all this storytelling made me thirsty... Can I offer आप a drink? Just let me check my saddlebag... Are आप sure, आप don't want one? This is something that sets the mood for the अगला part. It's a bottle of Witch Blood... आप know how difficult it is to find such high quality wine these days? But I have a pretty refined taste, so it worths the effort... That's the spirit, here आप go! Delicious, isn't it? Hmm... Got आप a little curious, huh? I can see it all over you. You're like a giant सवाल mark, my friend....

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Under Pressure Part 14

posted by karinabrony

There it happened. Black Rose and Nocturnal Mirage kissed. Silver Tune's jaw dropped so low that Shredder had to hold it for her. Black Rose and Nocturnal blushed. "That was really nice..." Black Rose said. "I know..." Nocturnal Mirage said, speechless. Silver Tune's mouth turned into a big, huge, and wide grin. "YES! YES YES YES YES YES YESSSSSSSSSSSS!" She started screaming and dancing. Shredder just shrugged and joined her. "WOOO HOOOOO!!!" They both were screaming. Black Rose turned around and saw them. She blushed furiously and grinned to herself. All of the ponies there glared at Shredder...

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Chapter 24

posted by Canada24

"How long do आप suppose it's been?" Pinkie asked, nobody in particalar.

"Hek if I know. इंद्रधनुष replied, the pegasus still having her nose bandaged.

But other than that, she seemed pretty fixed up, from her's and Ditto's fight.

And, as always, she prefered to hover over everyone rather than to stand on the ground with them.

Eventually, young Twilight came out.

"Well.. Whats gonna happen?" इंद्रधनुष asked anxiously.

"Well.. First off. They're gonna need to talk to you" Twilight told.

"Great.. Come on girls" इंद्रधनुष कहा to the others.

"No, sweetie, I ment 'just' you" Twilight told the pegasus.

"ME!?"...

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TF2 My Little टट्टू Version Theme Song Lyrics

posted by ppgFireball

My Little POny, My Little POny, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i used to wonder what breadshit could be. My Litle Pony, until आप all shared dispensers with me!

Rainbow Dash: Big adventures!
Pinkie Pie: BON! BON! BON!
Rarity: a beautiful heart!
Apple Jack: faithful and strong.
Fluttershy: shating kindness!
Twilight:: it's an easy feat!
And sandvich makes it all complete
My Little Pony!
Do आप know you're all my very best FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...

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The Racer part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Appaloosa Rally

The race contined on for ten और laps. Sergi, and Apyr were in first, but Braeburn was right behind them.

Sergi: *turns right*
Braeburn: *follows*
Soarin: *Catching up*
Apyr: (Idea in process) Ram Soarin.
Sergi: Why?
Apyr: Just do it.
Sergi: *about to ram Soarin*
Soarin: *crashes into Braeburn*
Apyr: Hahaha. What do आप think about that?
Sergi: Nice.
Announcer: And the winner is.... Sergi in his Lotus Eltrot.
Ponies: *cheer*
Applejack: Booo!

half a मिनट later

Announcer: Congratulations Sergi. As a reward, आप get $20,000.
Sergi: Thank आप so much *Accepts money*
Braeburn: Stop right there!!!! Heeeeeeeee...

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The Seven Up's Part 7

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Rice, and his gang planned to go to a parking garage. They would dump the body into the सूँ ढ, ट्रंक of another car.

Rice & Mafia: *drive into garage*
Buddy: *parks outside of garage*
Ringo: *parks behind Buddy*
garage owner: *closes door*
Rice: Good work, now come over here.
garage owner: *walks to Rice* Open the सूँ ढ, ट्रंक of that car.
garage owner: What are आप doing all this for?
Rice: Open the trunk!!
garage owner: *opens trunk*
Rice: Put that cop in here.
mafia: *puts Sigmund in trunk*
Rice: *locks trunk*
garage owner: *runs off*
Clint: *kills गेराज owner*

Meanwhile, outside the garage

Buddy: Police! Open...

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Ponies On The Rails episode 5 part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Previously, Gordon was being too stupid to stop at a red signal. As a result, he was close to crashing into a train.

Gordon: *shuts eyes*
Coffee Creme: *prepares to jump*

But before Coffee Creme jumped, Gordon's train stopped. It was literally half of a centimeter close to the other train.

Coffee Creme: What happened?
Gordon: I don't know, but it's completely unacceptable. Stay here, I'll be back.
Coffee Creme: I wanna go with you.
Gordon: Stay here!! I'll be back!
Coffee Creme: *sits in chair*
Gordon; *walks to other engine* It's so hot. *turns around*
Coffee Creme: *waiting*
Gordon: *comes back*...

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 4 part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Running from Chicagoat to San Franciscolt is a railroad called the Union Pacific. It's the largest railroad in the United States, and is run द्वारा thousands of ponies. This is the story of some of those ponies that run the rails, aka railroading.

Episode 4: दिखाना business

October 3, 1950

Pete: *driving train at 10 miles an hour, then stops* Hello. I'm the controller of the Union Pacific. This engine I'm driving is not only fast, but it's the world's largest engine, and can pull a train five miles long. The Union Pacific. Power in everything.
Director: Aaaaand cut!! That was excellent.
Pete: Thank...

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Con Mane: The Discord Saga 2/3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

It was a wonderful दिन in Canterlot, until some ponies started panicking.

Con: What's going on?
P: Discord is back, and he's murdering और ponies!
Con: I'll stop him!
Discord: Keep it up! Everypony in this town must die!
Korean ponies: Affirmative! *kill each other*
Discord: Don't kill each other! Only kill the ones that live here.
Con: *shoots Discord*
Discord: आप really think that pistol of yours will work?
Con: I shot आप in the arm! Why aren't आप bleeding?
Discord: Because, I'm invincible!
Con: *takes away invincibility* Not anymore.
Discord: That's it, you're screwed! Everypony, drop...

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Con Mane: The Discord Saga 1/3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Con Mane has returned.

We begin our story in Beijing, which was violently taken over द्वारा the koreans.

Con: *sneaks onto dock*
korean pony55: What was that?
Con: *kills pony* और like who was that?
korean pony21: I'll be right back I just wanna get some cider.
Con: *sneaks toward warehouse*
korean pony21: *shoots at Con*
Con: *dodges bullets*
korean pony21: All units, we have an intruder in the warehouse!
Con: *pulls out gun* Where is that manifest?
korean leader: What do आप need the manifest for? Grenades? We made specially designed grenades to blow up an entire building. Now that आप know...

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Con Mane: The Rookie Saga part 2/4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

This is another story with Con Mane in it. Right now he is planting explosives in a russian military base disguised as a bar.

Con Mane: Ok time to head up. *walks into bar*
Scarlet: Everytime it rains it rains pennies from heaven *eyes Con*
Con: *walks up और stairs heading in the bathroom*
Russian pony: Hey. I saw आप enter the explosive room.
Con: Oh did you? *fights russian pony*
Scarlet: What are आप doing?!
Con: *throws russian into bathtub*
Russian pony: *pulls out gun*
Con: *throws प्रशंसक into tub which electrocutes the russian pony* Shocking. Positively shocking.

Mares and stallions,...

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The last solstice - Chapter 9: Doubts

posted by NocturnalMirage

The last solstice

Chapter 9: Doubts

The process is very slow, like cruising out of a dark tunnel. First, he hears muffled sounds. Everything’s quieted down. There’s no sign of battle. Then he can form coherent thoughts. The air is weird… stuffy, yet somehow refreshing at the same time. It’s quite ambivalent. Strange wafts are trying to get near his mind. The smell billows around his awakening consciousness. Is that… perfume?

The symbolic light at the end of the tunnel grows brighter, as the fog starts to break up. The stallion attempts to collect his thoughts. His heavy eyelids open...

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The Inglourious Hedgehog In Ponyville part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

I am about to parachute out of an airplane with Rarity, Pinkie Pie, and इंद्रधनुष Dash. This could be interesting.

Sean: *looks out window*
Rarity: We're going to jump soon.
Sean: Why don't आप three go first?
Rarity: That's nice of you.
Pinkie Pie: Green light go!

Soon the four of us jump out of the plane deploying our parachutes, getting ready to defend Manehattan from the griffons. Back at Canterlot

Twilight: Griffons!
Fluttershy: Oh my *trembling in fear*
Celestia: Theres over a dozen of them! ATTACK!
ponies: *fire बंदूकों at griffons*
griffons: *fire back* FOR GILDA!!
soldier: *shoots machine gun*
Two...

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my little pony:tree फ्रेंड्स are magic chapter 5

posted by flippy_fan210

Toothy

Chapter 5: talk about eye candy

it was to weeks after Pop and Cub got to Ponyville, Cub came back, none of the ponies understood the system but they were glad it existed. “i wonder who's coming today.” Flippy thought. “hmm......judging द्वारा who has come already............either Cuddles, Giggles या Toothy are next, too many killers have come.”

“hey Flippy, could आप help me with something?” Twilight asked.

“what is it, I was thinking of who's coming today.”

“well, someone is coming today and they want a party but Pinkie is sick.” Twilight explained.

“oh my god, with what?”...