AppleBloom: Dosen't it feel like this idea has been used in a mature themed फैन्पॉप role play?... One that uses swears and unshown sex, every 2 minutes.
Scootaloo: (sarcastically) Sure.. अगला your say the role play has Saten Twist marry AppleJack.. When she directly told us, she had written 2 restraining orders after their ONE date.
SweetieBelle: Weirder things have happened.. There's a story about me sleeping with Rarity.
Scootaloo: Jeeze, what is wrong with pe-
Diamond Tiara: So, do आप three just sit around here plotting out different ways to try and get your cutie marks?
सेब Bloom: Actually... Yeah
Tiara: आप three are... really.. Lucky.
Mark Crusaders: We are?!
Diamond Tiara: Yeah! आप get to explore all these options, learning who आप really are before you're stuck with something आप don't understand!
Bloom: But... you've done that, right?
Diamond Tiara: Yeah, 'cause I have my cutie mark!... And of COARSE it's the mark I want.. I am NOTHING like Saten in that way... I'm not clinically depressed at ALL!
Scootaloo: We never कहा tha-
Diamond Tiera: WELL I'M NOT!.. I don't hate my life at ALL!... I'M SO HAPPY! (eye twitches).
Sweetie Belle:... That's weird. Since we kind of overheard आप yesterday.
Diamond Tiara: (angered) Were आप trying to get your cutie mark in spying? Is that on your little chart?
Sweetie Belle: No! We were just worried about आप when आप लॉस्ट the election, and then आप लॉस्ट your friend, and then your mom yelled at you...
सेब Bloom: We know आप wanna change, and we think we can—
Pipsqueak: [muffled] Help![door opens]
Pipsqueak: Cutie Mark Crusaders! I was at the school board meeting and they didn't approve my request for the new playground equipment!
Sweetie Belle: Why not?
Pipsqueak: There's no money in the budget! So I checked my Peggy bank to see if I had enough bits, but my little Peggy wasn't nearly full enough!
AppleBloom: Who carries a peggy around anymor-
Sweetie Belle: Don't worry, Pip!
Scootaloo: We'll meet आप back at Bloom: And help आप find a solution!
Pipsqueak: Thanks, Cutie Mark Crusaders!
Diamond Tiara: Oh, I already HAVE a solution!... Our new student टट्टू president is gonna be kicked out of office, and I'll be reinstated!.. (Runs out)
Scootaloo: Where's SHE going!?
सेब Bloom: Where do आप think?! C'mon! After her! (she and Scoots run after her)
Sweetie Belle: Wait for m- WE HAVE STAIRS!? (trips and falls down the stairs, painfully)
Scootaloo: (sarcastically) Sure.. अगला your say the role play has Saten Twist marry AppleJack.. When she directly told us, she had written 2 restraining orders after their ONE date.
SweetieBelle: Weirder things have happened.. There's a story about me sleeping with Rarity.
Scootaloo: Jeeze, what is wrong with pe-
Diamond Tiara: So, do आप three just sit around here plotting out different ways to try and get your cutie marks?
सेब Bloom: Actually... Yeah
Tiara: आप three are... really.. Lucky.
Mark Crusaders: We are?!
Diamond Tiara: Yeah! आप get to explore all these options, learning who आप really are before you're stuck with something आप don't understand!
Bloom: But... you've done that, right?
Diamond Tiara: Yeah, 'cause I have my cutie mark!... And of COARSE it's the mark I want.. I am NOTHING like Saten in that way... I'm not clinically depressed at ALL!
Scootaloo: We never कहा tha-
Diamond Tiera: WELL I'M NOT!.. I don't hate my life at ALL!... I'M SO HAPPY! (eye twitches).
Sweetie Belle:... That's weird. Since we kind of overheard आप yesterday.
Diamond Tiara: (angered) Were आप trying to get your cutie mark in spying? Is that on your little chart?
Sweetie Belle: No! We were just worried about आप when आप लॉस्ट the election, and then आप लॉस्ट your friend, and then your mom yelled at you...
सेब Bloom: We know आप wanna change, and we think we can—
Pipsqueak: [muffled] Help![door opens]
Pipsqueak: Cutie Mark Crusaders! I was at the school board meeting and they didn't approve my request for the new playground equipment!
Sweetie Belle: Why not?
Pipsqueak: There's no money in the budget! So I checked my Peggy bank to see if I had enough bits, but my little Peggy wasn't nearly full enough!
AppleBloom: Who carries a peggy around anymor-
Sweetie Belle: Don't worry, Pip!
Scootaloo: We'll meet आप back at Bloom: And help आप find a solution!
Pipsqueak: Thanks, Cutie Mark Crusaders!
Diamond Tiara: Oh, I already HAVE a solution!... Our new student टट्टू president is gonna be kicked out of office, and I'll be reinstated!.. (Runs out)
Scootaloo: Where's SHE going!?
सेब Bloom: Where do आप think?! C'mon! After her! (she and Scoots run after her)
Sweetie Belle: Wait for m- WE HAVE STAIRS!? (trips and falls down the stairs, painfully)
Dear Diary,
Today, I had a good adventure with my friends. The bad thing about it, though, was, somepony कहा "Let's go this way!" And I कहा "No! Let's go this way!" We were all confused and most of us didn't understand anypony, but at least I had a adventure!
From, Twilight Sparkle.
Dear Diary,
Today, I went to go with my फ्रेंड्स to complete a obstacle course that everypony in Ponyville had to go across. I got past it, but I didn't win the race. I wasn't in first place. I was in third place. But third wasn't last. Twelfth was, but I came in like it was first if there were twelve spots!
From, Twilight SParkle
Today, I had a good adventure with my friends. The bad thing about it, though, was, somepony कहा "Let's go this way!" And I कहा "No! Let's go this way!" We were all confused and most of us didn't understand anypony, but at least I had a adventure!
From, Twilight Sparkle.
Dear Diary,
Today, I went to go with my फ्रेंड्स to complete a obstacle course that everypony in Ponyville had to go across. I got past it, but I didn't win the race. I wasn't in first place. I was in third place. But third wasn't last. Twelfth was, but I came in like it was first if there were twelve spots!
From, Twilight SParkle
Lola's car
It was time for Big Mac's trail.
And he insisted constantly on his innocence, but the blood over his hooves and crazy look his his eye spoke for itself.
Big Mac: (wearing a cast over his broken arm) It wasn't my idea. It was HER's (reveals Twilight's smarty pants doll to the crowd). She told me to kill them!
Judge: Really!?.. आप realize your talking about an toy doll, right?
Big Mac: Hey.. We ALL find प्यार in different fashions. And smarty pants will ALWAYS प्यार me.
Ditto: आप got a lot of problems, don't you?
After Big Mac was voted guilty, Ditto violently throws Big Mac into a prison cell.
Ditto: These people are too soft., if it were up to me, your be shot in the face. या hung to death..
Big Mac: Yeah. Fuck आप too!
Ditto: (prepares fist)
Luna: (gently pulls him back) Leave it Ditto.. It's not like the creep is going anywhere.
Ditto: (sighs) Guess your right.
TO BE CONTAINUED
And he insisted constantly on his innocence, but the blood over his hooves and crazy look his his eye spoke for itself.
Big Mac: (wearing a cast over his broken arm) It wasn't my idea. It was HER's (reveals Twilight's smarty pants doll to the crowd). She told me to kill them!
Judge: Really!?.. आप realize your talking about an toy doll, right?
Big Mac: Hey.. We ALL find प्यार in different fashions. And smarty pants will ALWAYS प्यार me.
Ditto: आप got a lot of problems, don't you?
After Big Mac was voted guilty, Ditto violently throws Big Mac into a prison cell.
Ditto: These people are too soft., if it were up to me, your be shot in the face. या hung to death..
Big Mac: Yeah. Fuck आप too!
Ditto: (prepares fist)
Luna: (gently pulls him back) Leave it Ditto.. It's not like the creep is going anywhere.
Ditto: (sighs) Guess your right.
TO BE CONTAINUED
