I प्यार Draco Malfoy so much! And we all know that he has a knack for good comebacks. So, these are some things आप can say या do when he insults you. Let's get this सूची started!
1.If he calls आप a Mudblood, say "At least I'm no bleached blonde."
2. If he makes fun of आप for being bad at Quidditch, get the Snitch from right under his nose and don't let him forget it.
3. Slap him across the face.
4. Do a Moody and turn him into a ferret.
5. Turn his hair pink.
6. Call him a Daddy's boy.
7. Bewitch snowballs to constantly hit him on the back of his head.
8. Sneak a Puking Pastille into his dinner-- JUST the part that makes आप sick.
9. "Say that one और time आप blondie, I dare you!"
10. Take him to Aragog's Hallow. See what happens.
11. Make a sympathetic face and say, "Aww, poor baby. Did आप run out of good insults? Maybe daddy can buy आप some new ones."
12. Say, Are आप naturally stupid? या do आप practice?"
13. "Your insults have gotten that weak, Malfoy? आप father will be hearing about this, and I don't think he'll be too happy." Then exit laughing.
14. Wear an Invisibility Cloak, sneak up behind him, and whisper, "I'm coming for आप Draco... Beware"
15. Say, "Is that the best insult आप could come up with? What's wrong- forgot all the old ones? Wish आप had a Remembrall like Longbottom's now, don't you?"
16. MAKE HIM READ TWILIGHT! Oh, goodness, never mind, that's too cruel.
17. Transfigure him into something, carry him to the Forbidden Forest, turn him back into a human, and leave him there.
18. If he calls आप an insulting word, say "Oooh, Draco, sorry, but it's kind of hard to get insulted द्वारा a boy who runs to his daddy to fight his battles." Then just turn and walk away.
19. "Petrificus Totalus" him, and then stomp on his nose and make it bleed.
20. Gasp and point at him, and say to someone beside you, "Did आप know the भगाना, फेर्रेट could talk?"
21. Look confused and say, "Wait, what are आप doing here? Shouldn't आप be off at Quidditch practice with the other Slytherins?" Then watch him run off to the Quidditch pitch thinking that there's a practice that he's missing when there really isn't. (smirk)
22. "Reducto!" his wand.
23. Pants him during class.
24. Wear a Shield Hat and act like you're really mad and act like you're about to duel him. Then walk away laughing after his jinxes repeatedly bounce off of you.
25. Get him back at his own game. Say, "The dementors are coming!" and then jeer at him when he whips around to check.
1.If he calls आप a Mudblood, say "At least I'm no bleached blonde."
2. If he makes fun of आप for being bad at Quidditch, get the Snitch from right under his nose and don't let him forget it.
3. Slap him across the face.
4. Do a Moody and turn him into a ferret.
5. Turn his hair pink.
6. Call him a Daddy's boy.
7. Bewitch snowballs to constantly hit him on the back of his head.
8. Sneak a Puking Pastille into his dinner-- JUST the part that makes आप sick.
9. "Say that one और time आप blondie, I dare you!"
10. Take him to Aragog's Hallow. See what happens.
11. Make a sympathetic face and say, "Aww, poor baby. Did आप run out of good insults? Maybe daddy can buy आप some new ones."
12. Say, Are आप naturally stupid? या do आप practice?"
13. "Your insults have gotten that weak, Malfoy? आप father will be hearing about this, and I don't think he'll be too happy." Then exit laughing.
14. Wear an Invisibility Cloak, sneak up behind him, and whisper, "I'm coming for आप Draco... Beware"
15. Say, "Is that the best insult आप could come up with? What's wrong- forgot all the old ones? Wish आप had a Remembrall like Longbottom's now, don't you?"
16. MAKE HIM READ TWILIGHT! Oh, goodness, never mind, that's too cruel.
17. Transfigure him into something, carry him to the Forbidden Forest, turn him back into a human, and leave him there.
18. If he calls आप an insulting word, say "Oooh, Draco, sorry, but it's kind of hard to get insulted द्वारा a boy who runs to his daddy to fight his battles." Then just turn and walk away.
19. "Petrificus Totalus" him, and then stomp on his nose and make it bleed.
20. Gasp and point at him, and say to someone beside you, "Did आप know the भगाना, फेर्रेट could talk?"
21. Look confused and say, "Wait, what are आप doing here? Shouldn't आप be off at Quidditch practice with the other Slytherins?" Then watch him run off to the Quidditch pitch thinking that there's a practice that he's missing when there really isn't. (smirk)
22. "Reducto!" his wand.
23. Pants him during class.
24. Wear a Shield Hat and act like you're really mad and act like you're about to duel him. Then walk away laughing after his jinxes repeatedly bounce off of you.
25. Get him back at his own game. Say, "The dementors are coming!" and then jeer at him when he whips around to check.
Yep.You HP प्रशंसकों know the moment Im talking about.You know,that moment when Hedwig's Theme played for the last time,when आप wanted to cry and cheer,scream and weep at the same time...that time आप knew it was ending yet refused to accept it.That moment,when all the boundaries vanished,when we all rose together from different places,from different countries,we all came together,clapping,smiling and crying at the same time.That was the moment when we found that,nothing has really changed,despite everything that has.Amidst the thunderous applause and the shouts and cries in the theater all,we knew that there has never been anything like Harry Potter.And there never will be..and that the oak doors of Hogwarts will always झूला, स्विंग open to us in welcome...
WE WILL NEVER FORGET YOU,HARRY...
WE WILL NEVER FORGET YOU,HARRY...
Harry woke with a start as Teddy’s cries pierced the small room. He groggily climbed out of the warm बिस्तर and stumbled over to the बच्चों की गाड़ी, बासीनेट द्वारा the window. In the moonlight he could see that Teddy’s hair was bright pink. Chuckling to himself, he lifted the baby out of the पालना and started over to the rocking chair.
He fed Teddy some warm milk.He stopped crying. Harry smiled,and Teddy smiled back.Harry put him back in the crib.Instantly Teddy fell asleep.
He fed Teddy some warm milk.He stopped crying. Harry smiled,and Teddy smiled back.Harry put him back in the crib.Instantly Teddy fell asleep.
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