I प्यार Draco Malfoy so much! And we all know that he has a knack for good comebacks. So, these are some things आप can say या do when he insults you. Let's get this सूची started!
1.If he calls आप a Mudblood, say "At least I'm no bleached blonde."
2. If he makes fun of आप for being bad at Quidditch, get the Snitch from right under his nose and don't let him forget it.
3. Slap him across the face.
4. Do a Moody and turn him into a ferret.
5. Turn his hair pink.
6. Call him a Daddy's boy.
7. Bewitch snowballs to constantly hit him on the back of his head.
8. Sneak a Puking Pastille into his dinner-- JUST the part that makes आप sick.
9. "Say that one और time आप blondie, I dare you!"
10. Take him to Aragog's Hallow. See what happens.
11. Make a sympathetic face and say, "Aww, poor baby. Did आप run out of good insults? Maybe daddy can buy आप some new ones."
12. Say, Are आप naturally stupid? या do आप practice?"
13. "Your insults have gotten that weak, Malfoy? आप father will be hearing about this, and I don't think he'll be too happy." Then exit laughing.
14. Wear an Invisibility Cloak, sneak up behind him, and whisper, "I'm coming for आप Draco... Beware"
15. Say, "Is that the best insult आप could come up with? What's wrong- forgot all the old ones? Wish आप had a Remembrall like Longbottom's now, don't you?"
16. MAKE HIM READ TWILIGHT! Oh, goodness, never mind, that's too cruel.
17. Transfigure him into something, carry him to the Forbidden Forest, turn him back into a human, and leave him there.
18. If he calls आप an insulting word, say "Oooh, Draco, sorry, but it's kind of hard to get insulted द्वारा a boy who runs to his daddy to fight his battles." Then just turn and walk away.
19. "Petrificus Totalus" him, and then stomp on his nose and make it bleed.
20. Gasp and point at him, and say to someone beside you, "Did आप know the भगाना, फेर्रेट could talk?"
21. Look confused and say, "Wait, what are आप doing here? Shouldn't आप be off at Quidditch practice with the other Slytherins?" Then watch him run off to the Quidditch pitch thinking that there's a practice that he's missing when there really isn't. (smirk)
22. "Reducto!" his wand.
23. Pants him during class.
24. Wear a Shield Hat and act like you're really mad and act like you're about to duel him. Then walk away laughing after his jinxes repeatedly bounce off of you.
25. Get him back at his own game. Say, "The dementors are coming!" and then jeer at him when he whips around to check.
1.If he calls आप a Mudblood, say "At least I'm no bleached blonde."
2. If he makes fun of आप for being bad at Quidditch, get the Snitch from right under his nose and don't let him forget it.
3. Slap him across the face.
4. Do a Moody and turn him into a ferret.
5. Turn his hair pink.
6. Call him a Daddy's boy.
7. Bewitch snowballs to constantly hit him on the back of his head.
8. Sneak a Puking Pastille into his dinner-- JUST the part that makes आप sick.
9. "Say that one और time आप blondie, I dare you!"
10. Take him to Aragog's Hallow. See what happens.
11. Make a sympathetic face and say, "Aww, poor baby. Did आप run out of good insults? Maybe daddy can buy आप some new ones."
12. Say, Are आप naturally stupid? या do आप practice?"
13. "Your insults have gotten that weak, Malfoy? आप father will be hearing about this, and I don't think he'll be too happy." Then exit laughing.
14. Wear an Invisibility Cloak, sneak up behind him, and whisper, "I'm coming for आप Draco... Beware"
15. Say, "Is that the best insult आप could come up with? What's wrong- forgot all the old ones? Wish आप had a Remembrall like Longbottom's now, don't you?"
16. MAKE HIM READ TWILIGHT! Oh, goodness, never mind, that's too cruel.
17. Transfigure him into something, carry him to the Forbidden Forest, turn him back into a human, and leave him there.
18. If he calls आप an insulting word, say "Oooh, Draco, sorry, but it's kind of hard to get insulted द्वारा a boy who runs to his daddy to fight his battles." Then just turn and walk away.
19. "Petrificus Totalus" him, and then stomp on his nose and make it bleed.
20. Gasp and point at him, and say to someone beside you, "Did आप know the भगाना, फेर्रेट could talk?"
21. Look confused and say, "Wait, what are आप doing here? Shouldn't आप be off at Quidditch practice with the other Slytherins?" Then watch him run off to the Quidditch pitch thinking that there's a practice that he's missing when there really isn't. (smirk)
22. "Reducto!" his wand.
23. Pants him during class.
24. Wear a Shield Hat and act like you're really mad and act like you're about to duel him. Then walk away laughing after his jinxes repeatedly bounce off of you.
25. Get him back at his own game. Say, "The dementors are coming!" and then jeer at him when he whips around to check.
2.You can also tell him:"You are so sweet!See आप later!"and आप will see.
3.You can flirt with him in class like that:look at him dreamy all te time and when he look at आप आप just smile.
4.You can just talk with him like that:Hi,Draco!How are you!How's in the school?
5.Never call him Malfoy he will think you're insulting him.
6.If आप are "mudblood"that he will say tell him that:"Thanks sweetheart but i think brown hair is better for me!
7.Be really pretty,look at him secretly full of charm and love.Just walk over him with smile.
Thats it!I do प्यार him very much!I will chose first suggestion.
Sorry if I got some of the names wrong :(
Harry +
Draco= Drarry (<3<3<3)
Hermione= Harmione
Snape= Snarry
Dobby= Hobby? Harby? Dorry?
Ron= Hon? Rarry?
Dumbledore= Hambledore? Dumry?
Ginny= Hinny
Hermione +
Draco= Dramione
Bellatrix= Hellatrix (that actually sounds really cool!)
Ron= Romione
Lupin= Remione
Ginny= Henny? Hinny? Ginmione?
Ron +
Romilda= Ronmilda?
Lavender= Rovender? Won Won and Lav Lav?
Draco +
Snape= Drape? Snaco?
Ginny= Dinny? Gico? आग and Ice?
An Apple= Drapple
Pansy= Dransy
Snape +
Lily= Snily
An apple= Snapple
Hermione= Snamione?
Lupin +
Sirius= Lurius? Sirmus?
Tonks= Lunks?
Ginny +
Dean= Giany
That's all the main ones I think. If आप can think of any others then please say so in a टिप्पणी दे
Thanks :)
Harry +
Draco= Drarry (<3<3<3)
Hermione= Harmione
Snape= Snarry
Dobby= Hobby? Harby? Dorry?
Ron= Hon? Rarry?
Dumbledore= Hambledore? Dumry?
Ginny= Hinny
Hermione +
Draco= Dramione
Bellatrix= Hellatrix (that actually sounds really cool!)
Ron= Romione
Lupin= Remione
Ginny= Henny? Hinny? Ginmione?
Ron +
Romilda= Ronmilda?
Lavender= Rovender? Won Won and Lav Lav?
Draco +
Snape= Drape? Snaco?
Ginny= Dinny? Gico? आग and Ice?
An Apple= Drapple
Pansy= Dransy
Snape +
Lily= Snily
An apple= Snapple
Hermione= Snamione?
Lupin +
Sirius= Lurius? Sirmus?
Tonks= Lunks?
Ginny +
Dean= Giany
That's all the main ones I think. If आप can think of any others then please say so in a टिप्पणी दे
Thanks :)
What is it with all of the comparison typed content all over the internet between Twilight and Harry Potter?
Well I suppose they can be compared द्वारा their levels of success--but not really--harry potter is on another level.
And as a story, it's like comparing a coloring book to a good novel. Apples and oranges people.
In Harry Potter JK Rowling creates a whole other universe for readers to lose themselves in. Stephanie Meyer on the other hand has just slapped together a barely readable teenage fantasy.
RL. Stines गूसबम्प्स पुस्तकें are और engagnig that Twilight for Pete's sake.
I have watched one of the Twilight फिल्में and didn't find it enjoyable at all. What is so enjoyable about watching an ungrateful teenage protagonist that does little और than moan and complain? Nothing.
Well I suppose they can be compared द्वारा their levels of success--but not really--harry potter is on another level.
And as a story, it's like comparing a coloring book to a good novel. Apples and oranges people.
In Harry Potter JK Rowling creates a whole other universe for readers to lose themselves in. Stephanie Meyer on the other hand has just slapped together a barely readable teenage fantasy.
RL. Stines गूसबम्प्स पुस्तकें are और engagnig that Twilight for Pete's sake.
I have watched one of the Twilight फिल्में and didn't find it enjoyable at all. What is so enjoyable about watching an ungrateful teenage protagonist that does little और than moan and complain? Nothing.