I प्यार Draco Malfoy so much! And we all know that he has a knack for good comebacks. So, these are some things आप can say या do when he insults you. Let's get this सूची started!
1.If he calls आप a Mudblood, say "At least I'm no bleached blonde."
2. If he makes fun of आप for being bad at Quidditch, get the Snitch from right under his nose and don't let him forget it.
3. Slap him across the face.
4. Do a Moody and turn him into a ferret.
5. Turn his hair pink.
6. Call him a Daddy's boy.
7. Bewitch snowballs to constantly hit him on the back of his head.
8. Sneak a Puking Pastille into his dinner-- JUST the part that makes आप sick.
9. "Say that one और time आप blondie, I dare you!"
10. Take him to Aragog's Hallow. See what happens.
11. Make a sympathetic face and say, "Aww, poor baby. Did आप run out of good insults? Maybe daddy can buy आप some new ones."
12. Say, Are आप naturally stupid? या do आप practice?"
13. "Your insults have gotten that weak, Malfoy? आप father will be hearing about this, and I don't think he'll be too happy." Then exit laughing.
14. Wear an Invisibility Cloak, sneak up behind him, and whisper, "I'm coming for आप Draco... Beware"
15. Say, "Is that the best insult आप could come up with? What's wrong- forgot all the old ones? Wish आप had a Remembrall like Longbottom's now, don't you?"
16. MAKE HIM READ TWILIGHT! Oh, goodness, never mind, that's too cruel.
17. Transfigure him into something, carry him to the Forbidden Forest, turn him back into a human, and leave him there.
18. If he calls आप an insulting word, say "Oooh, Draco, sorry, but it's kind of hard to get insulted द्वारा a boy who runs to his daddy to fight his battles." Then just turn and walk away.
19. "Petrificus Totalus" him, and then stomp on his nose and make it bleed.
20. Gasp and point at him, and say to someone beside you, "Did आप know the भगाना, फेर्रेट could talk?"
21. Look confused and say, "Wait, what are आप doing here? Shouldn't आप be off at Quidditch practice with the other Slytherins?" Then watch him run off to the Quidditch pitch thinking that there's a practice that he's missing when there really isn't. (smirk)
22. "Reducto!" his wand.
23. Pants him during class.
24. Wear a Shield Hat and act like you're really mad and act like you're about to duel him. Then walk away laughing after his jinxes repeatedly bounce off of you.
25. Get him back at his own game. Say, "The dementors are coming!" and then jeer at him when he whips around to check.
1.If he calls आप a Mudblood, say "At least I'm no bleached blonde."
2. If he makes fun of आप for being bad at Quidditch, get the Snitch from right under his nose and don't let him forget it.
3. Slap him across the face.
4. Do a Moody and turn him into a ferret.
5. Turn his hair pink.
6. Call him a Daddy's boy.
7. Bewitch snowballs to constantly hit him on the back of his head.
8. Sneak a Puking Pastille into his dinner-- JUST the part that makes आप sick.
9. "Say that one और time आप blondie, I dare you!"
10. Take him to Aragog's Hallow. See what happens.
11. Make a sympathetic face and say, "Aww, poor baby. Did आप run out of good insults? Maybe daddy can buy आप some new ones."
12. Say, Are आप naturally stupid? या do आप practice?"
13. "Your insults have gotten that weak, Malfoy? आप father will be hearing about this, and I don't think he'll be too happy." Then exit laughing.
14. Wear an Invisibility Cloak, sneak up behind him, and whisper, "I'm coming for आप Draco... Beware"
15. Say, "Is that the best insult आप could come up with? What's wrong- forgot all the old ones? Wish आप had a Remembrall like Longbottom's now, don't you?"
16. MAKE HIM READ TWILIGHT! Oh, goodness, never mind, that's too cruel.
17. Transfigure him into something, carry him to the Forbidden Forest, turn him back into a human, and leave him there.
18. If he calls आप an insulting word, say "Oooh, Draco, sorry, but it's kind of hard to get insulted द्वारा a boy who runs to his daddy to fight his battles." Then just turn and walk away.
19. "Petrificus Totalus" him, and then stomp on his nose and make it bleed.
20. Gasp and point at him, and say to someone beside you, "Did आप know the भगाना, फेर्रेट could talk?"
21. Look confused and say, "Wait, what are आप doing here? Shouldn't आप be off at Quidditch practice with the other Slytherins?" Then watch him run off to the Quidditch pitch thinking that there's a practice that he's missing when there really isn't. (smirk)
22. "Reducto!" his wand.
23. Pants him during class.
24. Wear a Shield Hat and act like you're really mad and act like you're about to duel him. Then walk away laughing after his jinxes repeatedly bounce off of you.
25. Get him back at his own game. Say, "The dementors are coming!" and then jeer at him when he whips around to check.
I admire the concept of magic from my very childhood. When i was 10 years old i came across the first book of harry potter. and soon i fell in प्यार with the leading character harry. it was not until the age of 12 that i watched the movie. both the book and the movie has applied magic on me and the most exciting psrt of the series is the connection between harry and voldemort. these mind blowing adventurous series has won my दिल unlike any other book. Its my pleasure to शामिल होइए the फैन्पॉप and दिखाना myself as a प्रशंसक of harry potter. this is the first time i have been able to express my viwes on this hilarious book
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i प्यार harry potter
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i प्यार harry potter
I'll make this short but why did the फिल्में do this. In the पुस्तकें Padma Patil was a ravenclaw while in the फिल्में she was gryfindor.Now just like how Harry's eyes are green in the book and blue in the movie (yes I know Dan cant wear the contacts) but it is , in my opinion ANNOYING! Whats with all these stuff ups?
I mean in deathly hallows part one Harry was himself not barry. I mean WTF? Also in Prisoner of Azkaban in the quidditch match, cedric caught the snitch as Harry fell. But in the फिल्में he got struck द्वारा lightning.
Obviously someone else in the world thinks that the फिल्में stuff ups a little annoying. Does anyone agree/disagree i want to hear. (Please dont be offensive though and have पूर्व at my intelligence, its happened before and quite annoying)also I know the फिल्में are great so dont think i hate them.
I mean in deathly hallows part one Harry was himself not barry. I mean WTF? Also in Prisoner of Azkaban in the quidditch match, cedric caught the snitch as Harry fell. But in the फिल्में he got struck द्वारा lightning.
Obviously someone else in the world thinks that the फिल्में stuff ups a little annoying. Does anyone agree/disagree i want to hear. (Please dont be offensive though and have पूर्व at my intelligence, its happened before and quite annoying)also I know the फिल्में are great so dont think i hate them.
It was a crisp autumn eve on the Hogwarts express. Albus, James and Rosie where eating cauldron cakes and goofing off, when suddenly an owl soared द्वारा and tapped furiously on the glass. Albus opened the window and the owl burst in and stuck out its leg at Albus. Albus unstrapped the note attached to its leg. The owl stared into Albus' eyes and glared.
Then without another backwards glance it took off. "What does it say?" कहा Rosie who looked terrified. Albus read aloud "potter, if आप ever want to see your parents again आप will meet me outside the shrieking shack at midnight on Halloween." "Its signed lord Voldemort" कहा James.
"This doesn't add up" कहा Rosie. " well we will have to discuss this later because now’s the sorting." Albus said. “cross your fingers that we all get in the same house." कहा James. "We will!" they all कहा in unison.
Then without another backwards glance it took off. "What does it say?" कहा Rosie who looked terrified. Albus read aloud "potter, if आप ever want to see your parents again आप will meet me outside the shrieking shack at midnight on Halloween." "Its signed lord Voldemort" कहा James.
"This doesn't add up" कहा Rosie. " well we will have to discuss this later because now’s the sorting." Albus said. “cross your fingers that we all get in the same house." कहा James. "We will!" they all कहा in unison.