December 8th, 2102.
If आप are पढ़ना this message, I have probably been taken captive द्वारा the Zanhar Project for disclosing confidential information to the general public. But someone had to do it! Someone had to shed light on this evil organization of doomish, doomy, evil. If आप read this--do not send help! If आप must send something, please let it be a pack of crackers (preferably saltine) and one single shin guard.
I haven't much time. They are watching. zanhars20-28...the trackers (we'll get to that later). So let's get right into it.
Not much is known about the Zanhar Project nor it's underwater,...
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