As much as I'd प्यार to say I wrote it, I did not. But it was TOO funny to leave out of the club! Enjoy~! XD
"Ssh!" the 8-year-old Robin snapped at his friend, 10-year-old Kid Flash.
The red-head frowned and objected.
"Roy's poking me!"
"You're butt's in my face!"
"Your face's in my butt!"
"Shut up!" Robin hissed at them, squirming in the vent shaft.
Now, आप might be asking why 8-year-old Dick Grayson, aka Robin, 10-year-old Wally West, aka Kid Flash, and 13-year-old Roy Harper, aka Speedy, were in an air vent. Now, people who know these three boys would be asking why they weren't in an air vent. The real story was that the three sidekicks of Batman, the Flash, and Green ऐरो were all sneaking in on a meeting where the Founding Seven were discussing something- and that's why they were in the vents. To figure out what that something was.
"Superman has super-hearing, आप idiots!" Robin hissed at them as he looked down at his tiny wrist-computer. "Okay... we're almost there. Now... be... quiet."
Kid Flash crawled after his smaller, younger friend as Speedy crawled after him. They came to a stop right above a grill, and Robin slowly turned around in the vent to get on the other side of the grill. Kid Flash and Speedy stared at him. "How do आप bend like that?" they asked in unison. Robin put a finger to his lips as he pointed with his other hand at the grill. The smallest boy bent his ear down to listen. Kid Flash and Speedy were silently arguing over who should get to bend down and listen. Finally, their argument turned verbal.
"I'm older!"
"I'm smarter!"
"No you're not!"
"Well... I'm faster!"
"I'm gonna shove my bow up your-"
"Be quiet!" Robin whisper-shouted.
Kid Flash wasn't focusing, and he accidentally pushed down on the grill, which snapped open. With a squeak, Robin fell through and grabbed onto Kid Flash, who grabbed onto Speedy. In turn, all three of the young हीरोस fell smack-dab in the middle of the conference room- in the middle of the table.
बैटमैन stood, his face turning red, and Flash put his head in his hands as Kid Flash grinned sheepishly, waving a hand in the air.
"Hi..."
Hawkgirl eyed the three as John sighed heavily, glaring at Flash.
"Why?" he mouthed.
J'onn was indifferent. सुपरमैन was blushing, trying to hide a smirk, and Wonder Woman was looking at Batman, fearing what wrath would come upon the three boys.
Robin quickly scrambled to stand before his mentor, and Speedy and Kid Flash followed his actions. They stood in military format in front of the Dark Knight, their heads down, their hands behind their backs.
"Sorry..." they all muttered at once.
बैटमैन cocked an eyebrow.
"Excuse me?"
"Sorry, sir."
"Better," he growled and grabbed each of them द्वारा the scruff of their costumes, Kid Flash and Robin in one hand, and Speedy in the other.
They all moaned as बैटमैन went on a rant about how they should be और responsible if they wanted to be हीरोस and how if they had been out on a mission doing what they had just did then they would have been killed and yadda, yadda, yadda. Robin tried to stifle a yawn. बैटमैन stopped in his rant and dropped the three boys with a thunk on the table. They all sat in a huddle as the Founders watched with curiosity.
"Robin," बैटमैन began, "Go to bed."
The boy shook his head.
"I'm not tiiiireeeeed," he कहा with a yawn.
बैटमैन tried to hide his smirk.
"Go, Richard."
Robin sighed. "Okay."
And he shuffled away. Kid Flash followed Robin at a normal speed. Speedy was about to go, but बैटमैन grabbed his costume and stopped him.
"Roy," he growled. "You are thirteen. I can expect immature behavior on their parts," he nodded after Robin and Kid Flash, "but you? I will speak to ऐरो about this, आप can bet that." He paused and sighed at the red-head. "Roy, आप were supposed to be watching them..."
Roy shuffled his feet innocently.
"I- I know, Batman, sir. And I'm really sorry..."
बैटमैन gave a throaty sigh and ruffled Speedy's hair.
"Go get some rest- and make sure they don't wander off again."
As if on cue, there came a high-pitched giggle (Robin) and a laugh (Kid Flash) along with a crash and the voices of Fire, Black Canary, and Zatanna screaming,
"FLASH! BATMAN!"
बैटमैन and Flash groaned, letting their heads fall onto the तालिका, टेबल with a dull thwank!
Speedy ran out the door.
"WALLY! DICK!"
Diana, Clark, John, Shayera, and even J'onn were all laughing at Flash and Batman's misfortune.
Black Canary thundered into the room with two towels wrapped around her body, followed द्वारा Zatanna, who was in a towel, and Fire, who was just soaking wet.
"They went into the women's showers," she growled at Flash and Batman.
The two proceeded to hit their heads against the table, hoping to knock themselves out.
From the hallway came a high-pitched giggle and a laugh followed द्वारा the indignant screech of Speedy.
"WALLY! DICK!"
"Ssh!" the 8-year-old Robin snapped at his friend, 10-year-old Kid Flash.
The red-head frowned and objected.
"Roy's poking me!"
"You're butt's in my face!"
"Your face's in my butt!"
"Shut up!" Robin hissed at them, squirming in the vent shaft.
Now, आप might be asking why 8-year-old Dick Grayson, aka Robin, 10-year-old Wally West, aka Kid Flash, and 13-year-old Roy Harper, aka Speedy, were in an air vent. Now, people who know these three boys would be asking why they weren't in an air vent. The real story was that the three sidekicks of Batman, the Flash, and Green ऐरो were all sneaking in on a meeting where the Founding Seven were discussing something- and that's why they were in the vents. To figure out what that something was.
"Superman has super-hearing, आप idiots!" Robin hissed at them as he looked down at his tiny wrist-computer. "Okay... we're almost there. Now... be... quiet."
Kid Flash crawled after his smaller, younger friend as Speedy crawled after him. They came to a stop right above a grill, and Robin slowly turned around in the vent to get on the other side of the grill. Kid Flash and Speedy stared at him. "How do आप bend like that?" they asked in unison. Robin put a finger to his lips as he pointed with his other hand at the grill. The smallest boy bent his ear down to listen. Kid Flash and Speedy were silently arguing over who should get to bend down and listen. Finally, their argument turned verbal.
"I'm older!"
"I'm smarter!"
"No you're not!"
"Well... I'm faster!"
"I'm gonna shove my bow up your-"
"Be quiet!" Robin whisper-shouted.
Kid Flash wasn't focusing, and he accidentally pushed down on the grill, which snapped open. With a squeak, Robin fell through and grabbed onto Kid Flash, who grabbed onto Speedy. In turn, all three of the young हीरोस fell smack-dab in the middle of the conference room- in the middle of the table.
बैटमैन stood, his face turning red, and Flash put his head in his hands as Kid Flash grinned sheepishly, waving a hand in the air.
"Hi..."
Hawkgirl eyed the three as John sighed heavily, glaring at Flash.
"Why?" he mouthed.
J'onn was indifferent. सुपरमैन was blushing, trying to hide a smirk, and Wonder Woman was looking at Batman, fearing what wrath would come upon the three boys.
Robin quickly scrambled to stand before his mentor, and Speedy and Kid Flash followed his actions. They stood in military format in front of the Dark Knight, their heads down, their hands behind their backs.
"Sorry..." they all muttered at once.
बैटमैन cocked an eyebrow.
"Excuse me?"
"Sorry, sir."
"Better," he growled and grabbed each of them द्वारा the scruff of their costumes, Kid Flash and Robin in one hand, and Speedy in the other.
They all moaned as बैटमैन went on a rant about how they should be और responsible if they wanted to be हीरोस and how if they had been out on a mission doing what they had just did then they would have been killed and yadda, yadda, yadda. Robin tried to stifle a yawn. बैटमैन stopped in his rant and dropped the three boys with a thunk on the table. They all sat in a huddle as the Founders watched with curiosity.
"Robin," बैटमैन began, "Go to bed."
The boy shook his head.
"I'm not tiiiireeeeed," he कहा with a yawn.
बैटमैन tried to hide his smirk.
"Go, Richard."
Robin sighed. "Okay."
And he shuffled away. Kid Flash followed Robin at a normal speed. Speedy was about to go, but बैटमैन grabbed his costume and stopped him.
"Roy," he growled. "You are thirteen. I can expect immature behavior on their parts," he nodded after Robin and Kid Flash, "but you? I will speak to ऐरो about this, आप can bet that." He paused and sighed at the red-head. "Roy, आप were supposed to be watching them..."
Roy shuffled his feet innocently.
"I- I know, Batman, sir. And I'm really sorry..."
बैटमैन gave a throaty sigh and ruffled Speedy's hair.
"Go get some rest- and make sure they don't wander off again."
As if on cue, there came a high-pitched giggle (Robin) and a laugh (Kid Flash) along with a crash and the voices of Fire, Black Canary, and Zatanna screaming,
"FLASH! BATMAN!"
बैटमैन and Flash groaned, letting their heads fall onto the तालिका, टेबल with a dull thwank!
Speedy ran out the door.
"WALLY! DICK!"
Diana, Clark, John, Shayera, and even J'onn were all laughing at Flash and Batman's misfortune.
Black Canary thundered into the room with two towels wrapped around her body, followed द्वारा Zatanna, who was in a towel, and Fire, who was just soaking wet.
"They went into the women's showers," she growled at Flash and Batman.
The two proceeded to hit their heads against the table, hoping to knock themselves out.
From the hallway came a high-pitched giggle and a laugh followed द्वारा the indignant screech of Speedy.
"WALLY! DICK!"
Revenge stumbled away. The woman looked at the needle in her hand. The blood within was mixed with a strange brown mixture. Revenge gripped his arm and glared at the woman.
"A simple test will tell me who is beneath the mask, Red Revenge. And your secret will belong to me."
"Not likely." Revenge growled.
"Oh, but that's not all it does." she continued. "It poisons the blood stream. Corrupts the DNA within cells and eventually kills them."
"Nerve gas."
"In a liquid form, yes Red Revenge."
"A simple test will tell me who is beneath the mask, Red Revenge. And your secret will belong to me."
"Not likely." Revenge growled.
"Oh, but that's not all it does." she continued. "It poisons the blood stream. Corrupts the DNA within cells and eventually kills them."
"Nerve gas."
"In a liquid form, yes Red Revenge."
Dozens of reporters swarmed around the billionaire from New York, but he calmly walked past them all and into the limousine. A bodyguard turned around.
"Mr. Grant has no statement to make." he कहा in a heavy accent, and got into the car with the billionaire before it drove off.
"Target moving north."
"Nightwing?"
"What?"
"Did आप hear that?"
"Yeah. I told आप the target was moving north."
"It sounded like a girl कहा it."
"Do I sound like a girl to you?"
"No."
"Then keep an eye on the target, Batgirl. Nightwing out."
The Red Army Rises:
June 2012
"Mr. Grant has no statement to make." he कहा in a heavy accent, and got into the car with the billionaire before it drove off.
"Target moving north."
"Nightwing?"
"What?"
"Did आप hear that?"
"Yeah. I told आप the target was moving north."
"It sounded like a girl कहा it."
"Do I sound like a girl to you?"
"No."
"Then keep an eye on the target, Batgirl. Nightwing out."
The Red Army Rises:
June 2012
Sneak Peek Part II
Revenge या Redemption
"This Way!" Revenge yelled.
I followed, ducking into a closet. My yellow/black cape swished behind me and exposed where we were.
"Tam! Ogan'!" a voice yelled.
The Russians brought their बंदूकों to भालू on the wooden door and fired. Revenge leaped in front of me, taking the shock and damage of the bullets. But fifteen AK-47s firing into his chest managed to knock him out.
The Russians busted open the door and knocked me down with a राइफल to the head. One pointed his gun at me.
"Ostan'sya vnizu malen'kaya devochka!" he yelled.
I struggled to think, the blow to my head had me in a daze.
"C'mon Barbara! Think! You're in Russia! बैटमैन taught आप this much."
After a bit of thinking, I managed to translate it into 'Stay down little girl'.
The अगला time they कहा something, it was easier to translate.
"Voz'mite ikh s losifom!"
Translation: Take them to Joseph.
The Red Army Rises:
Part II Revenge या Redemption
Revenge या Redemption
"This Way!" Revenge yelled.
I followed, ducking into a closet. My yellow/black cape swished behind me and exposed where we were.
"Tam! Ogan'!" a voice yelled.
The Russians brought their बंदूकों to भालू on the wooden door and fired. Revenge leaped in front of me, taking the shock and damage of the bullets. But fifteen AK-47s firing into his chest managed to knock him out.
The Russians busted open the door and knocked me down with a राइफल to the head. One pointed his gun at me.
"Ostan'sya vnizu malen'kaya devochka!" he yelled.
I struggled to think, the blow to my head had me in a daze.
"C'mon Barbara! Think! You're in Russia! बैटमैन taught आप this much."
After a bit of thinking, I managed to translate it into 'Stay down little girl'.
The अगला time they कहा something, it was easier to translate.
"Voz'mite ikh s losifom!"
Translation: Take them to Joseph.
The Red Army Rises:
Part II Revenge या Redemption
hope आप like him
alias:data
real id:unknown
age:15
power:super smart,can fly,can sift from robot या human forms,can expand body to full height,can stretch body parts
personality:funny,serious,shy
looks:blond hair,purple eyes,green skin,well muscled,purple and black clothes,three dots on head
fears/phobias:to become a full brainiac and take over the universe
history:on a mission got teleported back in time to when the league found super boy (end of episode 2) him and shadow became फ्रेंड्स latter became part of squad X bats secret team
other:is a brainiac/robot
alias:data
real id:unknown
age:15
power:super smart,can fly,can sift from robot या human forms,can expand body to full height,can stretch body parts
personality:funny,serious,shy
looks:blond hair,purple eyes,green skin,well muscled,purple and black clothes,three dots on head
fears/phobias:to become a full brainiac and take over the universe
history:on a mission got teleported back in time to when the league found super boy (end of episode 2) him and shadow became फ्रेंड्स latter became part of squad X bats secret team
other:is a brainiac/robot
data going human
data at full hight
