क्वीन Elizabeth



and



Dolly Parton



die on the same दिन and they both go


before an एंजल to find out if they'll be admitted to Heaven.

Unfortunately, there's only one अंतरिक्ष left that day,

so the एंजल must decide which of them gets in.


The एंजल asks Dolly if there's some particular

reason why she should go to Heaven.

Dolly takes off her चोटी, शीर्ष and says, 'Look at these, they're the most perfect breasts God ever created,

and I'm sure it will please God to be able to see them every day, for eternity.'


The एंजल thanks Dolly, and asks Her Majesty the same question. The क्वीन takes a bottle of

Perrier out of her purse, drinks it down.


Then, wees into a toilet and pulls the lever.


The एंजल says, 'OK, your Majesty, आप may go in.'


Dolly is outraged and asks, 'What was that all about?

I दिखाना आप two of God's own perfect creations and आप turn me down. She wees into a toilet and she gets in!

Would आप explain that to me?'


'Sorry, Dolly,' says the Angel, 'but even in Heaven,



A Royal Flush




Beats a Pair -
No Matter How Big They Are.