लेखन Article: Laughing heals the soul

posted by problematic124

Laughing heals the soul. What makes आप laugh? Were all different. As a writer in training I'm experimenting on the"fun factor". Down the page are some funny stuff and I'd like to know which one makes आप laugh the most. If आप found a funny pic please post it and please टिप्पणी दे on the pictures.
Now like I've कहा we all have different tastes and it all is on you. Laughing is a very fun excersise.And these pictures are funny (or at least to me). Hold on to your socks lady and gentlemen it's time to get your laugh on.
Please comment!!!
Now let's have some laughs!

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AbbieCoast 12 because I am very much a procrasinator. Readers tend to like things that are either totally off OR something they can relate to. You've got two opposite ends of the spectrum, so experiment!!

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You'll Thank Me Later

posted by para-scence

This is a dream I had. Just wanted to get it out of my head. XP

The three of us laughed; my फ्रेंड्स and I. It was a fun Friday night, with the parents home, and sister sleeping over at a friend's house. Lydia and Alli were over, just having a good time. We sat in the family room, with only those room lights on, and the TV on.

Then from outside, there was a strange sound. We all froze.

"What was that...?" Lydia asked. Neither Alli या me spoke. We were all फ्रोज़न in fear.

"Come with me, आप guys," I said, standing up slowly. We slowly went into the kitchen, and then the living room, looking out...

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A choice I may या may not regret

posted by Hades223

CHAPTER 1

Jason Card sat on his सिंहासन in the Vampire Council room. The room rested in a paculiar place. The center of an undersea volcano. Magic kept the lave back. It formed a dome over the room except for a tunnel the leads out and up onto an island in the middle of the Atlantic. Vampires, being the most cold skinned creatires on earth didn't feel a percentage of the heat.
Jason was a tall and skinny man, with black hair and green eyes. He wore a black t-shirt with blue jeans and a पार करना, क्रॉस necklace. वैंपायर could change there age at will and he took the form of a twenty साल old man.
Jason...

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Fight Like A Girl

posted by para-scence

Inspired द्वारा the शीर्षक from Emilie Autumn's upcoming album, "Fight Like A Girl." ;)

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She was an innocent little girl, and that was their first mistake. That first thought.

"This is going to be easy," they'd thought. Yet, another mistake. The two men descended down the sidewalk casually, coming in her direction. She crossed the road, and walked on the other side. They two men stopped. She was smart...

They walked a little और on the sidewalk, then crossed the road, now walking behind her. They made sure their footsteps weren't heard on the near empty street.

She began walking faster, feeling...

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BAD MEMORIES CHAPTER 3

posted by r260897

That big mansion continued to bother Zean. But he knew it very well how to hide it from others. “ one two three four one two three” shouted “ Bang Zhang” “ oh oh it’s the time when I look at you!!! I I forgot what I have to do… I am just going crazy…. Don’t be so lazy… now come up in my arms oh dear……” they just started with their song and Ilm came with Bang Zhang’s कपकेक ( which he tried to hide from others). “ हे आप Little Brat its my cupcake..stay there” he shouted and Ilm started running. “ I am young I can run faster than आप old man” shouted Ilm....

The Life I Chose *short story*

posted by sawfan13

Alone. All cold, cold as snow in December's winter embrace. What have I become in life? I let the others push me, let poverty and unhappiness take over, and let me live a short, tragic life. Did I long to be miserable and unhappy like Poe so I could become a great writer? Did I read The Little Match Girl too much at age five या six to the point where I became her? Am I an attention seeker because my parents never gave a damn about me? I could have been anything, anything I wanted. I was a great writer, fantastic artist, had a perfect boyfriend for me, but I just threw it all away. If I could,...

Wands and Spells: Chapter 6

posted by StarWarsFan7

Angel's POV

All of a sudden the lights disappear as do our wands. I hope they were placed somewhere safe. Rosella, Tyler and I arrive in front of some sparkling pool of water. "Uhh...Tyler, what the heck are we doing here?" I सवाल my rebel brother. "I don't know! I swear we were supposed to be with the Goddess of the Oracle!" Tyler exclaims. आप know, I totally expected something like this to happen from Rosella. But, since Tyler did it, it's pretty surprising to me! "Well, the way I see it, there's no Goddess here!" Rosella yells at the चोटी, शीर्ष of her lungs. I agree with my younger sister for...

और Than This Ch. 23

posted by para-scence

We didn't tell mine या Blake's family about the pregnancy. I didn't want anyone to feel sorry for us if we had another miscarriage. I was really excited, but I was also absolutely terrified. And since I couldn't manage to keep myself calm, Blake insisted that I keep taking my medication throughout the pregnancy.

I took Hera to her first AA meeting. I promised not to tell Dad या Kara, even though I knew I probably should. We agreed we only tell them if she kept drinking; and I warned her if she lied to me, I would eventually find out and kill her. She didn't really talk in the meeting, which...

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और Than This Ch. 8

posted by para-scence

I was able to avoid Drew for the rest of the school week because of work. He wasn't happy about it, but there wasn't much he could do; I had to work. I'd taken the last nonconvulsant pill a couple days ago. This worried me; maybe if I could manage to stay calm and not get too worked up, I wouldn't have any major seizures. Every once in a while, when I'm not on medication, I can have absence seizures; those aren't so bad, but it's still not fun.

Blake asked if I was free on Saturday. I guess I could avoid Drew for another day. He कहा he'd pick me up at my house at noon.

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On Saturday, I was...

The Falling एंन्जल्स

posted by bamagirl5899

Alex's pov

I hate Chicago busy all the time and easy to get mugged like right now.The guy was chasing me a gun pointed I couldnt दिखाना what I was just around the cornor and wham. I felt a bullet hit me.the bullet was from a .44 magnuim I had one like it in my room at घर my friend accidently shot me with it and i knew what the bullet felt like.It hit me in my right shoulder damaging my wing.*no escape* I thought. I finally turned the corner to a dead end.I baked against the wall.Then my फ्रेंड्स jumped from the roof tops and surrounded me.I got of the दीवार and kicked the gun outta his hand and...

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Nothing और Ch. 10

posted by para-scence

Things were better after that. It was... boring I guess. But being bored is better than being raped. I walked for hours upon hours, still seeming to get nowhere. I was starting to believe I was truly lost. My stomach felt like it was starting to digest itself, which I hoped it wasn't, but I wouldn't be surprised. The only time I had something to drink was when it rained. I'd walk down the road, with my mouth open at the sky like a complete idiot. It worked a little though, and I kept myself from dehydrating.

It was three whole days before I got close to home. But I was so hungry and tired and...

Nothing और Ch. 8

posted by para-scence

It had been almost a महीना since I arrived at Gail's place. It wasn't that bad there. Actually, it was a lot better than I thought it ever would be. Since then, I had had absolutely no contact from my brothers. I was starting to get worried. How was Reed? Was Nikolai happy I was gone? Did they even miss me? One Saturday morning while I was eating breakfast Gail must;ve noticed I was in a mood.

"What's up, kiddo?" she asked.

"I just miss my brothers," I shrugged it off. "They haven't called या anything,"

"Well that's 'cause they can't," Gail कहा with a strange hint of optimism in her voice. They...

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Save Me Epilogue

posted by para-scence

1 साल later...

I ran my hand through my hair, and took a deep breath. After a few और breaths, I finally got the courage to knock on the door. There were some shouts over who should get the door, and I smiled a little. A couple मिनटों later I heard the deadbolt unlock, and the door opened. I smiled shyly.

"Alessa?" he asked. Tears of joy began their journey down my face and I nodded, smiling hugely. Iwas pulled into a giant hug, and lifted me off my feet..

"Micah!" I shouted. He set me off the ground looked me over, and chuckled.

"You haven't changed a bit!" he smiled.

"I wish I could say the...

Prologue to a story I'm writing. Thoughts?

posted by Me_Iz_Here

I have no idea what it's called yet. I would post this in जवाब but it's a little long. It's about a girl named Kathryn who is murdered and her ghost starts following around a girl named Ambyr (name subject to change, I'm just using it for now). This is the prologue:

PROLOGUE
She got up immediately after she tripped, mentally yelling at herself for not paying attention. She ran, her dark brown, almost black, hair bouncing. Tripping had let whoever was chasing her catch up a little. Faster, faster! She thought hard to herself. But she had been running for a long time. Imagine the person behind...

Flawed Wings

posted by Insight357

    A raven flew up to me. I stayed up in my tree, my gear tampering with my balance. It was plenty bad on its own. It didn’t need help. I sighed, and jumped down from the पेड़ as I heard my name. No, I didn’t need anyone to know my secret. Not her, not yet.

    I awoke to the beeping of my alarm. It was a cold December morning. I would प्यार winter, if it just wasn’t so cold.
    I ran over to the window. Of course, the weather channel lied again. Last night they predicted it would snow, but did it? No....

Idol - Prologue and First Chapter

posted by Vampiyaa

Prologue:
When I Was Thirteen

“Chase!” Carrie Flinn yelled over the roar of music. A boy who looked uncannily like her— black hair, hazel eyes and a thin nose dusted with freckles— turned around.
“What?” he yelled back. “I'm trying to listen to the concert!” Carrie rolled her eyes and leaned her arms against the cool metal bar of the small balcony. She was with her brother, Chase, at a Metallic Lights concert, the band Chase loved and Carrie detested. They had quite amazing seats on a little metal balcony that hung just above the stage, so that anybody on stage could just reach...

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Who Am I? Ch.2

posted by itchygum

I glanced around the schoolyard, seeing plenty of familiar faces. Behind the trees, I saw Raegan's black curls. "Raegan!" I called just loud enough for her to hear. I watched her hazel eyes scan the schoolyard. when her eyes met me, she smiled, reveling her braces and waved to me to come over. I couldn't help but smile back. We'd been फ्रेंड्स since first grade, but we'd been drifting apart. Out of the corner of my eye, I saw Brooke roll her eyes at Raegan. They never did get along.
I walked to the trees, carefully maneuvering around the dirt so my new converses wouldn't get ruined. "Hey, Ana,"...

X Academy, Stardom and Vampire Society Guide :)

posted by Vampiyaa

I've been lately adding a lot of X Academy, Stardom and Vampire Society excerpts and since nobody really knows what im talking about i decided to make a guide XD

X Academy - Aiko is a fourteen साल old girl who was put up for adoption as a baby and was adopted द्वारा a man called Gideon. Throughout the years Gideon physically abused Aiko. Aiko gets accepted into the elite X Academy, an enormous school with an enormous secret. A week before Aiko is supposed to pack her bags and leave for X Academy, she is bitten on her wrist द्वारा a rogue vampire. She is also saved द्वारा another vampire. The bite on her...

Psychoanalysis: Chapter 22

posted by Insight357

I felt stiff, and I stretched. I slowly opened my eyes; I was in Alexander’s bedroom. I was fully clothed, that was a good sign. I laid flat on my back.
    “Yes, I found him on the street,” Alexander must’ve been on the phone. Was he talking about me? There was a pause.
    “He was crying, and I brought him back here. He got into a bad fight with Grey. She kicked him out,” great a recap.
    “Okay, I will. Goodbye Dr. Anozi,” Alexander hung up the phone. He was talking to Dr. Anozi. I felt comforted द्वारा the fact that...

Psychoanalysis: Chapter 21

posted by Insight357

I didn’t know where I was going, but I had to go somewhere. The fight with Grey had been bad. I didn’t feel guilty, and that bothered me. I always felt guilty after a fight, but this seemed to be an exception. I was…happy? No, that wasn’t the word, और overjoyed, I guess.
I kept walking; it was around seven when I sank down on the sidewalk. I was tired, and I had nowhere to go. I didn’t know what I was supposed to do…I could always look for Xander, but knowing him, he knew how to cover his tracks. The only person who seemed to know where he was at all times...

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Chapters 7 and 8 of my book-Flame Boy-

posted by coolie

Chapter 7

The Front Desk

Jason walked up to the front desk. The front डेस्क manager was asleep, with his head facing the back wall. It seemed as if there were one million pictures and folders scattered along his desk. Right on his lap was the सोना coin Jason had दिया him.
Jason reached for it. He was just about to lift it up, when the front डेस्क manager rotated his head in a perfect वृत्त with the front of his body facing the opposite direction. His facial expression and face was completely different. He wasn’t a human. He was a monster. His red eyes were not exactly eyes. They were और like...