Blurb:A Warriors Spoof version of 2012. If आप haven't read up to The New Prophecy, आप should NOT read this fanfiction, या even continue पढ़ना the summary.
Leafpaw has received signs that the world in the forest would come to an end. Firestar thinks it's just like in the movie 2012, meanwhile. As events of apocaplypse progress, Firestar gets even और paranoid. How will this end...and what is the "true" story of what happened before the Great Journey?
Prologue: Leafpaw's Discovery
Cinderpelt sorted the herbs casually, organizing them in alphabetical order.
"All right," she murmured to herself, "is coltsfoot before yarrow, या is burdock before juniper? Man, if only I hadn't dropped out of apprenticeship!"
Meanwhile, her faithful apprentice, Leafpaw, turned her iPhone on in her headphones blasting. Cinderpelt heard the strange संगीत coming from her ears.
The medicine cat rolled her eyes. "Teenagers."
Leafpaw was contentedly listening to the dance beats of Basshunter.
"All I ever wanted, was to see आप smiling! All I ever wanted was to make आप mine! I know that I प्यार you, oh baby why don't आप see that all I ever wanted was आप and me!"
"ARE आप READY?!" sounded from the iPhone after a pause.
Leafpaw then did a breakdance across the den, twirling in a 360 motion, making sure her head was spinning on the ground.
"Leafpaw!"
The apprentice took out the headphones, and the dance संगीत still blasting.
"Turn that rediculous thing off!" the medicine cat growled.
"Sorry." Leafpaw turned it off.
"Why don't आप do something useful and go see if StarClan sent us an e-mail?"
She nodded, heading to the official StarClan tracker computer. Going onto the internet, she typed her adress in: thunderclanprincess2.
"You've got mail!" a monotonous voice bellowed.
Everytime the thing कहा that, Leafpaw would bristle from being so startled. It was definitely an e-mail from StarClan.
Attention All Medicine Cats
All of a sudden, there was loud ancient 80s music. A strange Twoleg with a large microphone was dancing, wearing very tacky shoes.
You just got Rick Rolled!
"What the NoStars?" Leafpaw meowed.
Just something to keep your spirits up, fellow medicine cats, it continued, since you're all going to die.
There are dark times coming for our forest. There will be mass destruction, famine, and a phenomenal death toll. Inform your leader of the news.
See आप in StarClan!
-Cats of StarClan
P.S: You're gonna die.
Leafpaw was strangely terrified द्वारा the message. Her breath was in a rapid gasp. "Cinderpelt!"
The medicine cat cumbered द्वारा the computer. "What is it now?"
Cinderpelt read the message, and she also reacted the way her apprentice did.
"What do we do?" she asked.
"Well," Cinderpelt meowed, "let's just hope that Roland Emmerich is लेखन the script; John Cusack's not a bad choice, either."
"What are आप meowing about?!"
Cinderpelt looked at her apprentice with a grave expression. "It's the end of the world."
Leafpaw has received signs that the world in the forest would come to an end. Firestar thinks it's just like in the movie 2012, meanwhile. As events of apocaplypse progress, Firestar gets even और paranoid. How will this end...and what is the "true" story of what happened before the Great Journey?
Prologue: Leafpaw's Discovery
Cinderpelt sorted the herbs casually, organizing them in alphabetical order.
"All right," she murmured to herself, "is coltsfoot before yarrow, या is burdock before juniper? Man, if only I hadn't dropped out of apprenticeship!"
Meanwhile, her faithful apprentice, Leafpaw, turned her iPhone on in her headphones blasting. Cinderpelt heard the strange संगीत coming from her ears.
The medicine cat rolled her eyes. "Teenagers."
Leafpaw was contentedly listening to the dance beats of Basshunter.
"All I ever wanted, was to see आप smiling! All I ever wanted was to make आप mine! I know that I प्यार you, oh baby why don't आप see that all I ever wanted was आप and me!"
"ARE आप READY?!" sounded from the iPhone after a pause.
Leafpaw then did a breakdance across the den, twirling in a 360 motion, making sure her head was spinning on the ground.
"Leafpaw!"
The apprentice took out the headphones, and the dance संगीत still blasting.
"Turn that rediculous thing off!" the medicine cat growled.
"Sorry." Leafpaw turned it off.
"Why don't आप do something useful and go see if StarClan sent us an e-mail?"
She nodded, heading to the official StarClan tracker computer. Going onto the internet, she typed her adress in: thunderclanprincess2.
"You've got mail!" a monotonous voice bellowed.
Everytime the thing कहा that, Leafpaw would bristle from being so startled. It was definitely an e-mail from StarClan.
Attention All Medicine Cats
All of a sudden, there was loud ancient 80s music. A strange Twoleg with a large microphone was dancing, wearing very tacky shoes.
You just got Rick Rolled!
"What the NoStars?" Leafpaw meowed.
Just something to keep your spirits up, fellow medicine cats, it continued, since you're all going to die.
There are dark times coming for our forest. There will be mass destruction, famine, and a phenomenal death toll. Inform your leader of the news.
See आप in StarClan!
-Cats of StarClan
P.S: You're gonna die.
Leafpaw was strangely terrified द्वारा the message. Her breath was in a rapid gasp. "Cinderpelt!"
The medicine cat cumbered द्वारा the computer. "What is it now?"
Cinderpelt read the message, and she also reacted the way her apprentice did.
"What do we do?" she asked.
"Well," Cinderpelt meowed, "let's just hope that Roland Emmerich is लेखन the script; John Cusack's not a bad choice, either."
"What are आप meowing about?!"
Cinderpelt looked at her apprentice with a grave expression. "It's the end of the world."
Hi I'm making a few chapters for Warriors 2012 #2, which is a सेकंड story to Warriors 2012 which was द्वारा ttmrktmnrfn0830. It's a warriors parody, and I'll try my best to make it funny!
I have to warn आप though that this could be a major spoiler. Right now, Leafpaw and Squirrelpaw and others of that age are apprentices, so yeah, it could be a spoiler.
Also, Some things in this story could be inaccurate, like not how it was in the books. Please excuse this, cuz some of it needs to be innacurrate to be funny.
I have to warn आप though that this could be a major spoiler. Right now, Leafpaw and Squirrelpaw and others of that age are apprentices, so yeah, it could be a spoiler.
Also, Some things in this story could be inaccurate, like not how it was in the books. Please excuse this, cuz some of it needs to be innacurrate to be funny.
