Sam Winchester: What kind of house doesn't have salt? Low sodium freaks!
Sam Winchester: I don't understand, Dean. We burned the damn thing!
Dean Winchester: Yeah, thank you, Captain Obvious.
Sam Winchester: Maybe आप can get her to write it all down on a कॉकटेल napkin.
Dean Winchester: Not me.
Sam Winchester: No, no, no, no. Pickups are your thing, Dean.
Dean Winchester: It wasn't my butt she was checking out.
Ann: [re: the painting] I can't believe we actually bought this thing.
Mark: There's a reason charity auctions have an open bar.
Sam Winchester: Why are आप trying so hard to get me laid?
Dean...
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