Dean Winchester: [after Sam played a prank on Dean] Is that all आप got? That is weak! That is bush-league!
Sam Winchester: Truce?
Dean Winchester: Yeah, truce. Just for the अगला 100 miles.
Dean Winchester: [Sam's talking about some signs on the walls] Exactly why आप never get laid.
Dean Winchester: Most of those websites wouldn't know a ghost if it bit them on the pursqueeter.
Dean Winchester: People believe in Santa Claus... why aren't I getting hooked up every Christmas?
Sam Winchester: 'Cause you're a bad person.
Dean Winchester: I thought the legend कहा Mordecai only went after chicks?
Sam Winchester: It does.
Dean Winchester: Well that explains why it went after you, but why me?
Dean Winchester: Oh, look at that. Action figures in their original packaging. What a shock.
Sam Winchester: [to Dean] If आप pull that string one और time, I'm gonna kill you.
Dean Winchester: I barely have any skin left on my palm.
Sam Winchester: I'm not touching that line with a ten foot pole.
Sam Winchester: Kind of makes आप wonder, of all the things we hunted, how many existed just cause people believed in them.
After Dean poured itching powder in Sam's clothes while he was in the shower, and Sam has been itching and shifting uncomfortably all day, unknowing
Sam Winchester: Man, I think I'm allergic to our soap या somethin'.
Dean laughs and starts to walk away
Sam Winchester: आप did this?
Dean laughs again
Sam Winchester: You're a friggin' jerk.
Dean Winchester: Oh yeah!
Sam takes his bag and coffee and leaves
Dean taps his बीयर, बियर bottle against Sam's and takes a drink. Sam smirks. When Dean goes to put the bottle down, it is glued to his hand. Sam laughs
Dean Winchester: आप didn't?
Sam holds up a bottle of superglue, grinning
Sam Winchester: Oh, I so did.
Sam Winchester: I have a confession to make.
Dean Winchester: What's that?
Sam Winchester: [about Ed and Harry] I was the one who called them and told 'em I was a producer.
Dean Winchester: Well, I'm the one who put the dead मछली in their backseat.
Harry: Sweet lord of the rings! Run!
Ed zeddmore: This stuff right here, this, is our ticket to the big time. Fame, money, sex. With girls! OK, be brave, OK. W.W.B.D. What would Buffy do?
Harry: What would Buffy do. I know, but Ed, she's stronger that me.
Ed zeddmore: It's OK.
Dean Winchester: Who ya gonna call?
Sam Winchester: [about the prank wars] It's stupid, and it always escalates.
Dean Winchester: Aww, what's the matter Sammy? Afraid you're gonna get a little Nair in your shampoo again? Huh?
Sam Winchester: All right, just remember आप started it.
Dean Winchester: Oh ho! Bring it on, baldy!
Ed zeddmore: That pot we smoked gave me the giggles.
Craig Thursten: I write for my school's lit magazine.
Dean Winchester: [Mumbling] Good for you, Morrison.
Sam Winchester: Truce?
Dean Winchester: Yeah, truce. Just for the अगला 100 miles.
Dean Winchester: [Sam's talking about some signs on the walls] Exactly why आप never get laid.
Dean Winchester: Most of those websites wouldn't know a ghost if it bit them on the pursqueeter.
Dean Winchester: People believe in Santa Claus... why aren't I getting hooked up every Christmas?
Sam Winchester: 'Cause you're a bad person.
Dean Winchester: I thought the legend कहा Mordecai only went after chicks?
Sam Winchester: It does.
Dean Winchester: Well that explains why it went after you, but why me?
Dean Winchester: Oh, look at that. Action figures in their original packaging. What a shock.
Sam Winchester: [to Dean] If आप pull that string one और time, I'm gonna kill you.
Dean Winchester: I barely have any skin left on my palm.
Sam Winchester: I'm not touching that line with a ten foot pole.
Sam Winchester: Kind of makes आप wonder, of all the things we hunted, how many existed just cause people believed in them.
After Dean poured itching powder in Sam's clothes while he was in the shower, and Sam has been itching and shifting uncomfortably all day, unknowing
Sam Winchester: Man, I think I'm allergic to our soap या somethin'.
Dean laughs and starts to walk away
Sam Winchester: आप did this?
Dean laughs again
Sam Winchester: You're a friggin' jerk.
Dean Winchester: Oh yeah!
Sam takes his bag and coffee and leaves
Dean taps his बीयर, बियर bottle against Sam's and takes a drink. Sam smirks. When Dean goes to put the bottle down, it is glued to his hand. Sam laughs
Dean Winchester: आप didn't?
Sam holds up a bottle of superglue, grinning
Sam Winchester: Oh, I so did.
Sam Winchester: I have a confession to make.
Dean Winchester: What's that?
Sam Winchester: [about Ed and Harry] I was the one who called them and told 'em I was a producer.
Dean Winchester: Well, I'm the one who put the dead मछली in their backseat.
Harry: Sweet lord of the rings! Run!
Ed zeddmore: This stuff right here, this, is our ticket to the big time. Fame, money, sex. With girls! OK, be brave, OK. W.W.B.D. What would Buffy do?
Harry: What would Buffy do. I know, but Ed, she's stronger that me.
Ed zeddmore: It's OK.
Dean Winchester: Who ya gonna call?
Sam Winchester: [about the prank wars] It's stupid, and it always escalates.
Dean Winchester: Aww, what's the matter Sammy? Afraid you're gonna get a little Nair in your shampoo again? Huh?
Sam Winchester: All right, just remember आप started it.
Dean Winchester: Oh ho! Bring it on, baldy!
Ed zeddmore: That pot we smoked gave me the giggles.
Craig Thursten: I write for my school's lit magazine.
Dean Winchester: [Mumbling] Good for you, Morrison.
