Randomness in StarClan:
In the mood of लेखन something based on the new book coming out, Crookedstar's Promise...

Willowbreeze: Crookedstar!
Crookedstar: (looks up from पढ़ना Crookedstar's Promise) *sighs* I can't read a decent book that isn't even in stores yet! What, honey-shnookums?
Willowbreeze: There's a package for you!
Crookedstar: Send it over!
(Package is sent flying and Crookedstar grabs it with super reflexes)
Crookedstar: Thanx, babe!
Willowbreeze: I have to go to a bridge game. See आप tonight!
(Crookedstar is alone in his super-house)
Crookedstar: I wonder what it is...?
Adress: Place...

Chapter 12: StarClan Help Me


PRESENT DAY...

"Feathertail, wake up."

The silver tabby opened her eyes. "Where am I?"

"Don't आप remember? You're in StarClan."

Feathertail sighed. "That's right." She saw her mother looking at her. "Why am I up?" She stayed at the party till 5:00 in the morning. "It feels like I've only been asleep for five seconds!"

"There's no need to dream, here," Silverstream mewed. "But, it's 10:00."

"But--why am I up?" she repeated.

Silverstream purred. "It's Sunday: Prayer Answering Day. Now, wash up, and follow me to Yellowfang's cottage."...


Everyone arrives at Yellowfang's cottage....

Riding the केला, केले Boat




The sun was high in the sky. Five बिल्ली were travelling drowsily down a mountain towards the setting sun.

A ginger she-cat groaned. "I wanna go home!"

"We're on our way home, Squirrelpaw," a dark tabby tom murmured, pressing against her. "Then you'll see ThunderClan again."

"If the Clans are even there," a gray-black tom growled.

The tortoiseshell she-cat whispered in the tabby tom's ear. "He's still upset because of Feathertail's death, Brambleclaw. Don't pay the least attention to his side comments."

"Tawnypelt, we can all admit we're tired."

"My pads hurt!" Squirrelpaw meowed....

Explanations...Random Movie and Music...



At StarClan...

The StarClan बिल्ली sat there in their seats, crying as 2012 end credits played on their TV.

"That...was beautiful!" Yellowfang sobbed.

"It was depressing!" Swiftpaw groaned. "It was like...dying all over again!"

"I know!" Bluestar agreed. "It's like dying for the tenth time!"

Everyone who wasn't a leader stared at her awkwardly. Bluestar just sat, eating her popcorn. Then, she looked at all the faces.

"What?"

They looked away. Mosskit enters the scene.

"Mommy!" she squealed, tugging at Bluestar's fur. "Why couldn't I watch the movie? Stonefur watched...

Party in StarClan...BRING MOVIE POPCORN!!!



A blue-gray she-cat stood over the edge of Silverpelt, enviously looking down at ThunderClan's territory. The first Twoleg monster had arrived on the territory.

As she looked, she had no idea that a red-brown tom was right behind her. He stalked her carefully, planning every moment. He crouched down, ready to pounce, his rump shaking after hearing "Baby Got Back".

Instead of pouncing though, he slowy moved towards the she-cat's ear.

"Do आप like it?" he whispered to her.

All of a sudden, another Basshunter dance song came on. "Tetris" was playing through...

The Nom Nom Song is an award winning Warrior बिल्ली spoof that has very simple lyrics. If आप have not seen the video on youtube, here is te URL: link
Anyways, here are the lyrics.
"Nom nom nom nom nom nom nom. Nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom, nom nom nom nom nom nom nom. Nom nom nom nom nom nom nom! Nom nom nom nom nom nom nom. Nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom, nom nom nom nom nom nom nom. Nom nom nom nom nom nom nom! Nom nom nom nom nom nom nom. Nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom, nom nom nom nom nom nom nom.
Nom nom, nom nom! Nom nom, nom nom! Nom nom, nom nom! Nom nom, nom nom! Nom nom,...

The Silver Cat Prophecy (What REALLY Happened)



The pools glittered in the moonlight on the cave floor. The entire cave was filled with the संगीत of Breaking Benjamin. The brown tom didn't like anything else.

The rest of the बिल्ली poured in, looking at the tom.

(The only living Tribe cat that walks on two legs) The brown tom stood up, holding a long cane, limping and leaning against it. "Welcome to the Funny Farm," he rasped sarcastically.

"The moon is on the water!" one of the बिल्ली panicked.

"No, आप mouse-brain!" he yowled. "It's just moonlight reflectin off the pool. So, आप want me to tell you...

Brokenstar woke abruptly. He looked around. Where was he? He was surrounded द्वारा concrete walls, wooden pillars, and ceramic twoleg toys. He looked around. There were many doorways where beds या tables lie, and a wierd gloomy growl came from at least two of them.
He had just been fired द्वारा Owlstar from the library, and had fallen asleep that night under the stars. Now he had woken up in an unknown place.
Were other बिल्ली watching him, stalking him behind the beautifully made twoleg statues, just waiting for the right time to pounce?
Suddenly, he heard a crash, and multiple sets of frantic paws....

I know, it's not Friday the "13th" but I wrote this on the Warrior बिल्ली मंचों on Friday the 13th. ENJOY!


"Friday the 13th"

Brackenfur: Okay, Whitepaw. Make sure आप don't step on a crack.
Whitepaw: Did आप just say don't step on your crack?
Brackenfur: Just don't! You'll break your mother's back!
Whitepaw: *scoffs* If she can survive a dog attack, she'll survive a broken back.
Brambleclaw: Hey, what's that?
*An abandoned Twoleg मांद, डेन is ahead of them, with a little dock.*
Squirrelpaw: I don't know...
Whitepaw: *curious* Let's go check it out!
Brackenfur: Nyet! आप will not check!
Squirrelpaw: *Don't know...

Chinese Yellowfang shook her head in embarassment as she walked along with Brokenstar.
"Brokentail, आप crazy," Yellowfang accused, staring awkwardly at him. "I know nozing और battle strategy than आप do!"
"Oh." Brokenstar said, and sighed in defeat. He walked along with his tail down, only staring down at the concrete sidewalk.
"Brokentail?" Chinese Yellowfang exclaimed, stuffing her face in front of Brokentail's. "Brokentail, if I knew kung fu, I would've taught आप when आप were still apprentice!" At that, Brokenstar looked up.
"Really?" Brokenstar said. Chinese Yellowfang nodded, and...

"Aaaahhh! No, no, no!" Brokenstar thrashed with all his might to try to break free from the screaming cats. They chanted, holding his limbs down while they kissed him uncontrollably. "Adam! Adam! Adam!"
Suddenly, he heard a voice. He looked around.
"Brokentail!" An old, familiar voice rasped. He suddenly became unaware of the Fan-Cats that were tearing him apart. But more, the voice had just called him द्वारा his old warrior name! Almost no one had called him that since he became leader, except Thunderclan...
"Brokentail, it's your mother!" It rasped again. Did that mean that that was Yellowfang?...

"Excuse me," Leafpool asked, ringing the घंटी, बेल on the main checkout counter. "Do आप have a book on the history of herbs?" Suddenly, a large book hit her head, and her फर bristled. "NO TALKING IN THE LIBRARY!" Brokenstar Yelled, staring at her with wild, hatred-filled eyes.
Suddenly she looked down at the book, which was titled "The History Of Herbs" द्वारा Yellowfang. " Um, thank you." She nervously said, and ran out with the book clenched in her mouth.
This was a normal दिन at the Warriors Library. With Brokenstar at the front desk, every cat that so much as breathed got a book to the head....

Lionblaze woke up abruptly. He sensed something stirring in the air. It felt as if it was breathing down his neck. He turned around to find Ivypool. "Oh, sorry. I'm a heavy sleeper," she said.
He still felt funny. When he looked outside the den, he saw something shine. Lionblaze padded out of the den. "Wake up," Ivypool told Foxleap, "There's something up with Lionblaze"
It took Foxleap a while to get up from his dream about lollipops and bunnies. The two young Warriors padded out of the den. They stood right behind Lionblaze, who never noticed them.
Lionblaze saw a इंद्रधनुष fly by. "But that's...

Chapter 14: Entering the Tribe Part 2: ...Everything else...

"I know, like, Omigosh! He's kyewt!!!!!"

Stormfur had heard that she-cat called Brook talk like that the whole trip to the camp. The mountains were all hard, and...ugh! He had to admit that it needed a LOT of remodeling.

They made it to the mountain, seeing all those बिल्ली talking in that STRANGE language.

"Hey, every--"

"Brambleclaw, Brambleclaw!" Stormfur interrupted. "I got this."

Stormfur padded to the center of the clearing, lifting his paw in a greeting, as he had seen the Tribe बिल्ली do. "Hao!"

The Tribe बिल्ली look up, hearing a strange...

Chapter 13: Entering The Tribe: Part 1, Invasion


Squirrelpaw looks at a large waterfall. "Wow! Waterslide!"

Brambleclaw exclaims. "No! Too dangerous!"

She scoffs. "Who are you, my father?"

Brambleclaw is taken aback. "What right do आप have to compare me to your father?"

"Plenty! Now, I'm going on the waterslide!"

"NO!"

Squirrelpaw has no sense of commonness, so she slides down the waterfall with everyone else behind, because they're jealous that she's going on.

Stormfur raises his forepaws in the air. "This is awesome!!!!"

Feathertail rolls her eyes. "You're embarrassing me, again."

"Feathertail likes...

Chapter 11: आप Go Across the Border to Look at Wood?!




"What are we going to do?!"

Firestar had just told the Clan that the world, as they knew it, would come to an end.

"Silence, everyone!" he yowled.

The medicine cats' TV and the sound of those annoying birds were all that were heard.

"That's right, folks!" a male voice boomed from the TV. "The world as we know it will end!"

"Oh, Mike!" a female voice purred. "You're exaggerating!"

"An 8.9 earthquake has hit Japan, along with a devastating tsunami," he growled. "The country's in ruins!"

The Clan meanwhile, was panicking.

"Oh." the female groaned,...

Firestar is Going Crazy




Firestar led the patrol farther out into the forest. He was sure that all the things that were happening around here were just coincidental.

"The last thing I need right now is..."

Then, the ground started to shake as a पेड़ toppled over in the distance. After the thunder rumble, Firestar screamed like a little she-cat and jumped in the air.

"EARTHQUAKE!"

"Firestar!" Sandstorm meowed. "What are आप meowing about? It was just another पेड़ falling!"

"Why do आप sound so optimistic about it?" he retorted, his फर lying back again.

"I don't," she replied coolly, "but you're acting...

Bluestar Takes Charge



"You toms are idiots!"

The three toms in the last chapter had returned, only to be scolded द्वारा Bluestar. Lionheart and Swiftpaw had their paws behind their backs, and Oakheart was holding an ice pack over his head.

"We just wanted to have fun!"

"You've just tormented those cats!" Bluestar yowled.

"My head hurts, Bluestar!" Oakheart groaned.

Giving into his handsomeness, she removed the ice pack from his head, revealing an ugly bump from the camera. She bent down and kissed her mate's head; Oakheart surprisingly relaxed.

Lionheart and Swiftpaw sniggered as Oakheart had a love-struck...

DO NOT READ IF आप HAVEN'T READ UP TO MOONRISE!!!!! MAJOR SPOILER ALERT!!!!!







Feathertail is Tested in StarClan



DJ Oakie-Heartie set up the tracks for another long night at his golden mansion. His brother, Crookedstar, was supervising him, so that he wouldn't use the surround sound system.

"Why are आप watching me like that?" he yowled. "I'm not a kit anymore! Besides, I'm older than you!"

As the संगीत started for the night, Crookedstar's feelings were hurt. He did not see any compassion in his brother for all he had done to protect him. It just wasn't fair.

Saturday द्वारा Basshunter was playing in...

Firestar helps Sandstorm




Several weeks passed since Firestar saw 2012, and he got और and और paranoid. He had nightmares for days, and he couldn't get the तस्वीरें out of his head. It was all so intense!

"Firestar," Sandstorm murmured, "are आप okay?"

His फर was matted as if he hadn't groomed it in a moon. "I don't know. Everything that's happening is so odd."

"Do आप think StarClan holds the जवाब to what's going on?" she whispered, pressing against him.

"I don't know..." he sighed. "But, I do know this..."

He cleared his throat.

Then, Jamaican संगीत starts playing out of nowhere. Sandstorm looks...