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THIS IS VERY URGENT AND NOT A JOKE! ALSO DON'T GOOF OFF!!!!

I really mean it! What would आप be able to do if SOPA/TPP censors the internet? What would आप be able to do if लेखन fanfics and drawing fanarts become illegal? What would आप do if it's illegal to do a cover of your प्रिय song on YouTube? What would आप do if downloading things from the internet (music, movies, TV episodes, etc) became illegal? What would आप do if SOPA/TPP wins the war and takes away internet freedom? Net Neutrality is already dead so far, we can't risk the freedom of internet...

The final part. Dan is trying to trick the owner of the other Buick. He was talking in a british accent

Dan: Excuse me sir is this your car?
black man 2: Eeyup.
Dan: Would आप mind stepping into the manager's office? We have to rewash it.
black man 2: Rewash the car?
Dan: It won't be too long. *gets in car*
Copper 1: All units, the suspect must be trying to change the appearance of his car. Keep your eyes open for a heavily damaged Buick Special, red in color.
Dan: *drives other Buick*
Copper 53: We have set up a roadblock द्वारा the car wash, and are checking for our suspect. He has grey hair, and...

The Aquarian Age of What

It was while I was having lunch today
at the अगला table
a man wearing one of those stick-on beards
and a yellow turtleneck sweater
was telling his friend
"Do आप know the New York Times
just carried a story
quoting to scientists and ecologists
and they कहा that, in ten years
this planet will be uninhabitable for humans?"
and the friend answered
"Is that so? Well, let me tell you, buddy
it's uninhabitalbe out where I live right now
with all those blacks moving in close
and the neighborhood hippies
with their damned मोटरसाइकल and
peace posters
and the liquor store down the street
just...

"How to legally round up labor almost as cheap as illegals are."


Individuals या childless couples
- Long-streak unemployed
- Non-PTSD ex military
- Grown-up orphans from the Social Services
- Sixty-year-olds without pensions

You are the perfect candidates for The Factory Campus.


Weekly paychecks are for luckier people. What आप earn at the Campus is
a tiny single room, your meals and the company's coins for vending machines
filled with munchies, body care items, socks/underwear etc.

Surplus clothing are available when workers have worn theirs out
or didn't have much to start with. Sold for a few coins...