10. Take her credit cards and shopping vouchers, hold them above your head and tell her to “jump for it”.
9. Tell her if she was just a few centimetres shorter she could legally be a midget.
8. Wear the trashiest possible clothing whenever आप can.
7. Tie her up in a straightjacket. When she protests, tell her she needs to go back to the loony bin.
6. When आप go into the sun with her, fall into a twitching heap on the ground and moan “I’m melting.”
5. Pelt her with cloves of garlic.
4. When she gets a vision, ask if her “spidey senses” are tingling.
3. Trip her up and ask if she saw it coming.
2. Ask her what आप will be doing in five मिनटों every ten minutes.
And the Number One way to annoy Alice Cullen?
1. ई मेल her dozens of application forms for the position of speaker on psychic hotlines.
9. Tell her if she was just a few centimetres shorter she could legally be a midget.
8. Wear the trashiest possible clothing whenever आप can.
7. Tie her up in a straightjacket. When she protests, tell her she needs to go back to the loony bin.
6. When आप go into the sun with her, fall into a twitching heap on the ground and moan “I’m melting.”
5. Pelt her with cloves of garlic.
4. When she gets a vision, ask if her “spidey senses” are tingling.
3. Trip her up and ask if she saw it coming.
2. Ask her what आप will be doing in five मिनटों every ten minutes.
And the Number One way to annoy Alice Cullen?
1. ई मेल her dozens of application forms for the position of speaker on psychic hotlines.
Daniella's Pick
The 22-year-old Twilight तारा, स्टार recently sat down with E! Online and dished on the upcoming film and what exactly he thought was weird about it all. “Sometimes आप feel uncomfortable पढ़ना this thing [the book] and I think a lot of people would feel that it is…and in the same way it’s kind of voyeuristic. It’s kind of like a sick pleasure…It’s really honest, really, really honest and that’s kind of what’s weird about it.”
