Twilight Funnies

*episode six*
*Up!*
Emmett’s P.O.V:
*thinking*
I wasn’t 100% sure that Rosalie would forgive me
I wasn’t sure about anything except video games and…
Parties.
*done thinking*
Emmett: *playing video games*
Rosalie: *walks in* Hey, baby.
Emmett *smiles and pauses game* Hi, Rosa.
Rosalie: *sits on his lap* Hi.
Emmett: *pulls her on his lap* so am I forgiven?
Rosalie: Yes, babe.
Emmett: *happy* Yay!
Rosalie: *kisses him* I hear Jazz gave आप a speech.
Emmett: Yes, he did-he कहा that Ali was sick.
Rosalie: *frowns* She is-we don’t know what’s wrong with her.
Emmett: where is she?
Rosalie: Carlisle is...

1 महीना later:

I have 3 months to go untill Renesmee is born,i look like i am 7 months pregnant but i dont mind.I have been spending nearly everyday with jacob we have become even closer than before but i dont see him और than a friend i think he knows that.Today is Friday and it is the end of school today is graduation,alice got me something to wear and i went to my graduation.The ceremony only took about and घंटा and a half then it was over i went to a restraunte with charlie then alice brought me up to her house because she कहा she had stuff for me and renesmee.We drove up there and went...

This is when Edward leaves but different story to what happenes to when he is gone.

Edward and i were in my bedroom,we had just got back from my 18th birthday party.It went horribley wrong Jasper almost killed me.It was 11 o'clock when edward said"charlie is coming"then he jumped out my window.Charlie came in and said"Bella i have to go to the station i will be there all night something happened","thats fine dad cya tomorrow".Then he left and edward came back,edward hadnt talked to me all night all he कहा was charlie is coming.He said"I am so sorry bella",I jumped out of the बिस्तर and went to...

Edwards POV

It was my birthday.I only want my प्यार Bella back in my arms,but that wasn't going to happen.

I hared a knock at my door,it was Alice.

"Come in Alice." I said.She was thinking I hope आप have fun at school because were going hunting and आप cant come haha

"Well that's nice "I said.She just smiled

"Well I don't think आप will say that when आप see why आप cant come. But आप have to go to school to see to see it.Happy birthday"She कहा she didn't think of what was at school all morning.They all sang Happy birthday but I wasn't a happy birthday i still miss her I know she would of been...

Dear Twilighters,

Greetings to all of आप from the link club! I'm Dearheart, and I'm one of the people who first founded the CAT.

Before I say anything else, let me clarify some things for you: No, I don't like Twilight and probably never will. That's just me. But I respect the people who DO like it, and I won't bite any of your heads off just because आप happen to have different tastes than me. If you're crazy about Twilight, that's awesome! I won't ever criticize आप for that या try to force आप to "convert" to the anti side.

I'm लेखन this to आप now because I want to let आप all know, once...

"none of us have an idea but its stronger then her allready" we had no idea what that ment either. we knew less then them. i think
he thought of the thing ripping her out from the inside
"help me stop it he me stop this from happerning" i whispered. almost begged.
"how offer her my stud servises? this is really sick she will never listern" he flinched like it was desusting to him but to me it was what would help bella to live.
"try there is nothing to lose now how can it hurt?"
and how could it she was allready dieing. so was i nothing could hurt anymore. या was there?
it would hurt me havnt...

I was soo bored, flicking through the channels was pointles i knew i diddnt want to watch tv anyway. the room was soo quiet, i diddnt like it.
edward had woken me up a little while पूर्व explaining that his family was going out for about घंटा and a bit for hunting,so i was घर alone with Tanna. i couldn't hear Tanna दिखाना that she was awake, thank god.
i stood up and walked oout the door still wearing yesterdays clothes, now considering that im still human and i still have cravings like one, i went straight to the cupboard, and searched for the first thing that कहा PIG OUT! I also wanted to...

*by Steohenie Meyer*



TWILIGHT - chapter 20 - IMPATIENCE


It was a very long day.
We stayed in the room. Alice called down to the front डेस्क and asked them to ignore our maid service for now. The windows stayed shut, the TV on, though no one watched it. At regular intervals, खाना was delivered for me. The silver phone resting on Alice's bag seemed to grow bigger as the hours passed.
My babysitters handled the suspense better than I did. As I fidgeted and paced, they simply grew और still, two statues whose eyes followed me imperceptibly as I moved. I occupied myself with memorizing the room;...

This is Bella dwelling on how her life turned out. It is supposed to be if Alice never saw her jump off the cliff, so they didn't go to the Volturi, Edward is still alive somewhere but she hasn't seen any of the Cullens since her disastrous birthday party. Enjoy!


“Goodnight Mama!”

“Goodnight sweetie, I’ll see आप bright and early in the morning, ready for fishing with Grandpa ok? प्यार you”

I hugged and kissed my two, adorable children and wished them goodnight.

Oh, how big they were getting! Ben was almost eight! How I loved our little Ben, just like his father. The same sun-kissed,...

Chapter 7: powers
My head hurt to much I just wished to die I think it was worse than the venom that spread in a humans body to change it to a vampire as my old vamp friend Kayla told me how painful it was for her. i wanted to scream and make the pain less द्वारा screaming it out but my mouth didn’t obey me I tried to हटाइए my hands, legs but they wouldn’t हटाइए to it was like I was paralyzed my breathing got harder I needed और air then someone touched my forehead and brushed my cheeks going down to my breasts…. thats what Damien always does! What's happening? is he doing this to me he likes...

EPOV
I don't know why Bella was अभिनय so werid ,these past couple days.Maybe human stuff.
but that night i found out .....



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FLASHBACK
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"bella are आप ready to go back to the cottage"
I asked her from downstairs alice ,was playing bella barbie.I would give her a few मिनटों to wash the make-up off her face.
i heard her opening the door and her slow footsteps coming down the stairs. i don't know why but these last couple days she had been super careful of were she was going ....ohhh little did I know.

We were walking hand and hand back to the cootage when i put my arm...

When आप really think about it, Twilight consists of 50% talk about how hot Edward is. 30% of the word "chagrin" and 20% other. Even my English teacher कहा that it's written at a 5th grade पढ़ना level, to which I completely agree. Bella and Edward aren't "in love" all they're experiencing is lust, obsession, infatuation. What good does Edward do to Bella? The whole time आप hear about how perfect he is. It's easy to make a perfect character, anyone can do it. Besides, according to SMeyer, Bella is an "independent woman." Well, how is she independent? All of her decisions are based on Edward...

bellas' pov

"if आप promise to explain yes" i कहा that made him laugh

"yes i promise i have to tell आप even though that will mean i will lose you" edwards कहा and put his hand on my waist and we started to walk into the garden

we walk silently for a while until we arrive to a bench and we sat there

edward look at me and he touch my cheek
"you look extreamly beautiful is not fair" he कहा and i laugh a little

"look whose talking" i कहा while i blush an intense red

he look deeply with intensity my eyes my breathing speed and i was getting light headed i had to look away from his golden eyes...

Hello, this is LinaJC from LJC News, and today in this article, I will talk about some exclusive news of the upcoming movies: Eclipse and Breaking Dawn.

Now, I'm sure आप guys have heard that there will be a 5th movie (breaking dawn will be separated into 2 parts..) but that rumor is.. DENIED! Summit Entertainment has defanged the rumor that there would be a fifth "Twilight" movie, saying it ain't so. New cast member Boo Boo Stewart (going to play Seth Clearwater) कहा in an interview that there would be but he was just speaking out of line. "We appreciate our young actor's enthusiasm for the...

‘Harley… Just because आप can’t step outside doesn’t mean आप can bring the outside inside.’ Complained Alice. I’d been practising using my ability of producing objects but I got bored and decided to put it to use. I had managed to make over 60 vases of yellow roses, water-willows and daisies appear in the living room.
‘I hate being cooped up in here though! I want to run!’ I almost screamed.
‘But आप know why you’re here and not out there. You’re still only 1 महीना old. We can’t let a newborn out into a world full of living, breathing humans.’ Alice repeated. I knew...

It's been a couple of days since I put the last Evening Star! Hope आप guys enjoy! ^_^



"Honestly though, why do आप read it over and over? What is it that appeals to you?" I asked Bella. I'm really getting curious about Bella's mind, and how it works. It's so hard to understand her. But I was glad her expressions and her eyes were easy to read. It makes things less complicated. Bella looked at me, and I can see that my gaze distracted her. It made me smile, for her to be intoxicated द्वारा my very presense.
"I'm not sure. I think it's something about the invitability. How nothing can keep them...

Prologue

Kayla has grown stronger in her two years of living in Forks. Her abilities are growing दिन द्वारा दिन and are becoming even और powerful. Soon she will know just how powerful. Her premonitions weaken her, they drain her of energy as she sleeps and tire her during the day. This will pass eventually but until then... Kayla finds her premonitions very distressing. They aren’t exactly nice to her. They don’t give her a warning. She could go to sleep one night and have a normal dream, the अगला night she has a premonition. She could go through the whole day, vision free, and then BAM she...

Okay so my brother and I were swimming in our pool and suddenly we start talking Twilight.Well, if आप know us then आप know that we stared role playing.Mason REALLY wanted to be Edward so I let him.And I was Emmett. And so I started thinking of a joke paragraph.I REALLY hope आप guys like it.

Emmett's pov.

"Where is Edward?!?", I thought to myself. I had been searching our property for well around 5 मिनटों and I knew he could hear my thoughts.
" Up here Em.", he कहा chuckling from his room all the way upstairs. He knew I would hear.I was still in the forest.I was up and in his room in...

11. Casper's Fate
Renesmee




I couldn't help but cry. Aro has my baby, who may be one of the best weapons he's ever had, through his eyes. या he may be used as bait to kidnap the rest of us. Casper was going to live as part of the Volturi. Mark paced in the hall, trying to find where Casper was. Jacob had broken at least ten water glasses when he got a drink.
Now I was curious what he was looking for in the fridge. He came back with two bottles of formula.
"We have to feed the kids," he explained. Karrie rushed up to him and took the गुलाबी bottle from his hand. After one sip, she threw the bottle...