Twilight Funnies

Edward Cullen

I have a private island. Wanna see it?

“Pardon me Miss. I…uhh..hello? Dang it! She fainted again. Why can’t I stop dazzling people?”

Cullen. Edward Cullen.

Hi, I’m Edward. I can be the super hero या the bad guy.

I play the field. And it looks like I just hit a घर run with you.

“I’m an addict. Will आप be my heroin?”

“Have आप been drinking? या do I intoxicate you?”

Hi. The voices in my head just told me to come talk to you.

“My sister can see the future. Let me give आप a clue, it’s Me + You.”

Am I dead? Because I think I just met an angel.
Jacob Black
I...

Hey everyone! Thanks for all the comments. I'm just going to stop apologising for never writing, one दिन I might get quicker... but until that दिन comes I'm sorry. (And sorry it is so short, I swear I will start लेखन the अगला chapter tonight या tomorrow, so fingers crossed that I finish it द्वारा अगला week)


Human Edward POV


I had a good feeling when I woke up this morning, I felt like something was going to happen, in a good way.
I went down stairs for Breakfast, like usual Mum had already made breakfast for Dad and I. We had our usual chit chat like any other morning. At 9 I walked to the pool...

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[Basic Info]

Name: Mackenzie Christine Foy
Nicknames: Kenzie या Kenz [NOT MACK]
Age: 9 years old
Birthday: November 10th, 2000
Country: USA
Haircolor: Light Brown
EyeColor: Blue/Green
Height: 51.5 inches [ 4 ft 4 in]
Regular Size: 7-8
Shoesize: 2

[Fun Facts]

Mackenzie has take ballet, jazz, and tap.
She is also a Blue बेल्ट in Taekwondoe.
Likes Ballet best.
Sometimes gets little present from the company she मॉडेल for.
Loves both अभिनय and modeling.
Mackenzie is homeschooled.
Loves Giraffes.
Loves घोड़े and Fairies.
Has 2 dogs, Windy and Dusty and a cat called Luna.

[Has Worked With...]

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