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I found this hilarious सूची on bellaandedward.com. Enjoy :)

Things Bella Would Never Say
1) Edward, drive faster! (Sent in by: Michelle)
2) Edward, I hate आप and I don't प्यार आप any more. (Sent in by: McKenna)
3) I hate Edward (Sent in by: Emma)
4) Charlie, could आप cook dinner? (Sent in by: Jade)
5) Lets go live in Florida! (Sent in by: Brenna)
6) I'm in प्यार with Sam Uley. (Sent in by: Brenna)
7) आप know what, I think this is only a crush, Edward! (Sent in by: Brooke)
8) Give me a makeover Alice! (Sent in by: Riza)
9) Mike is the hottest guy on earth! (Sent in by: Lilyn)
10) Edward -- I'm sorry,...

here is my twilight कल्पना life......
it is SERIOUS fantasy, its also SUPER long(I am NOT exaggerating so if आप are doing something important, आप should wait to read this some other time), some of the parts of the story are not in relation to twilight at all, while others are, so if i get something different than the book, its probably on purpose, and I’m not wrong, I’m just making stuff up!
also it is in a first-person story-thingy so if आप get lost, sorry! AND it is my first story-thingy(haha) so dont sue me if its THAT bad. just tell me where i can improve! टिप्पणी दे PLEAZ!

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**Warning! Spoilers ahead**

**Still under construction. I will add और जवाब when I remember और questions**

Q. How come Alice and Jasper can affect Bella with their सूपरनॅचुरल powers, but Edward and Aro and Jane can't?

A. This सवाल comes up at every single signing! The answer is explained in Eclipse, but I'm going to tell आप all anyway, just so there's less confusion.

Bella has a very private mind. She can't be touched there. What Edward and Aro do is clearly a mental thing; Jane, also, works inside the head (Jane doesn't actually inflict pain on anyone's body, she just puts the illusion...