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1. Tell him that Bella really is dead.
2. Lock him in a room with Jacob.
3. Beat Edward at chess
4. Tell him that Bella ran off with Jacob.
5. Replace all his CD's with techno music.
6. Tell him that he's sparkly.
7. Do not serenade him.
8. Push him in the sunlight.
9. Kill an animal in front of him
10. Tell Edward that there are thousands of posers on Myspace pretending to be him.
11. Tell him that he smells good.
12. Ask him to eat something.
13. Ask him if he got contacts.
14. Beg him to do your homework for him.
15. Ask him to bite you.
16. Ask him if आप "dazzle him."
17. Tell him that आप प्यार him.
18....

yea i made the शीर्षक to be something a little less opinionated, and और open to other peoples opinon. so if आप agree, say why, and if not, give some examples of her good side! all i did was her bad side cuz thats my opinion. :)

These are from the first chapter of Eclipse.

pg. 14-Charlie to Bella"You're hurting Jake's feelings, avoiding him like this."
response: HOLY CRAP listen to your father Bella!!! आप have got a serious problem, and आप are hurting poor Jake in the process! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!?!?!? GET..A..LIFE, and leave Jacob out of it

pg. 17-in Bella's mind"I wrenched the door out...

As Seattle is ravaged द्वारा a string of mysterious killings and a malicious vampire continues her quest for revenge, Bella once again finds herself surrounded द्वारा danger. In the midst of it all, she is forced to choose between her प्यार for Edward and her friendship with Jacob—knowing that her decision has the potential to ignite the ageless struggle between vampire and werewolf. With her graduation quickly approaching, Bella has one और decision to make: life या death. But which is which?

Yes, yes, here it is…the long awaited third book in the Twilight series द्वारा Stephenie Meyer. It’s been...

I got this from Stephenie Meyer's website...I didnt write this myself!
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**A note: I don't pull any punches here, so if आप haven't read New Moon and आप don't want to be spoiled, don't read this.**

Writing a sequel is a very different experience than लेखन a story. It was for me, at least.

If you've read the link, then आप know that I didn't set out to write a novel या begin a career as an author. I was just लेखन down a story for my personal enjoyment, letting it grow as it would and lead where...

    Prologue: after Jacob Black and Renesmee Culen are married, living in the cottage Esme built for Bella and Edward. Trouble strikes, the वेयरवोल्फ don't approve the happy couple living together, Sam isn't happy about Jakes fulfillment with the pack he feels that he is spending too much time with Renesmee and not with the pack, protecting the Quileute people.
*From Renesmee's view

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sUrPrIsEs
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    "Jake, common!" It was Sam's gravelly, irritated voice that woke me up. With astonished pleasure I realized I was married to the man I loved, the man I...

Chapter 5
“this is not my daughter” my father said. And shook his head.
“our daughter just grew up and needs और attention Edward” my mom said.
“bella this isn’t our renesmee this is…” I cut my dad off.
“this is who? Dad just because I changes doesn’t mean im not ur daughter” I told him. It took him a very long time to say anything. I got so tired of everything I left then and ran to my room. I gathered a lot of clothes and put it in my luggage. I went down stairs and to my car.
“nessie wer r u going?” my mom asked. I didn’t want to hurt anyone here, it was all an accident,...

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(THIS IS TABRA's CHAPTER!!! LIKE, THE WHOLE CHAPTER IS IN HIS POINT OF VIEW!! ENJOY!!)
    I finished the rooms a half-hour later, and it's सुरक्षित to say that the upper-half was alot better, and safer, then the lower half of this castle. No one stopped me as I was up there, they just walked on by, leaving me to my blue-printing. I got out, कहा my thanks and goodbyes in my southern accent, which was starting to set into a 2nd nature, which isn't good. Anyways, I got into my van, and...

Chapter 14 Back to the Cullens!

After it feels like आप just put your head down. आप hear Emmett's voice.

Emmett-Babe, we're here.

You look up at him and smile a little bit.

You-(saying in a soft voice) Okay.

You sit up trying to block the pain out of your head. But आप can't. Emmett gets off the plain to get the suitcases and Edward was there to pick आप guys up and he helps Emmett load them in the back of the Volvo. As soon as आप stand up your knees buckle and आप let out a scream that tells everyone you're in pain. Emmett runs back on the plain.

Emmett-___!!! Babe, did it get worse??!

You-(painfully...

Chapter 10 Graduation.

Graduation day:

You are putting your टोपी and गाउन on in the bathroom at school. आप come out and Emmett is waiting for आप in his टोपी and gown. He smiles and grabs your hand.

Emmett-You ready?

You-Yeah, I am.

He kisses your forhead and आप guys line up for the ceremony. आप are in the middle of the girls line. आप guys go into the Gymnasium. आप guys are being cheered द्वारा parents and siblings. आप get to your सीट and आप guys are announced to sit down.

Your class Valedictorian makes their speech. They start handing out diplomas and आप hear Emmett's name be called and you...

Chapter 4.

You wake up the अगला morning and not around to try to find him but आप see a piece of paper on your nightsstand. आप open it up and it reads. "___, I'm sorry I wasn't there when आप woke up but I'll see आप in a little bit. Since it's Saturday, do me a favor and get ready. I'll pick आप up at Noon. Don't worry about where we are going, you'll fins out later. आप smile and आप look at your clock. 9:45 was the time so आप jumped out of बिस्तर and got in the shower. After your शावर, शॉवर आप did आप make up and then you're hair and got dressed. आप looked at the clock and the time was 11:57....

Emmett Chapter 2

As आप walk to your car, आप kept getting the feeling somene was watching you. आप go to shut your door when Emmett came on the passenger side and कहा "I thought आप were going to give me a ride?!" laughing. आप laugh a little bit. "I didnt know आप meant today. Go ahead and get in." Emmett then gets in the your car and आप pull out of the school parking lot. As you're driving up to your house Emmett asks "Where are we going?" आप say "I'm just going to tell my mom that I'll be out until tonight with a guy I met at school." Emmett went from smiling to straight faced and said...

Sabrina ended up sleeping in आप guys room. Emmett sat her on the बिस्तर and आप and him went hunting. आप guys was out for like 8 hours. आप guys got back and it was 7 in the morning. आप woke Sabrina up and Emmett went to enroll her into school. आप waited for him to get back. Alice, Rose, and Esme went shopping. Edward, Carlisle, and Jasper went on a hunting trip. So, that left आप and Emmett the house. आप heard him pull up. आप turned off the T.V. and he came in.
You: So how did it go?
Em: Good. Where is everyone?
You: Edward, Jasper,and Dad went hunting. Alice, Rose and Mom went shopping.
He...

आप have been in so much pain with the burning going through your body. आप feel like screaming and pouring water on your body to put out the fire. The thing that is keeping आप sane is the pictures of your family. आप only see them and that is what आप think is pulling आप through. आप see all of their smiling face. But, now they are starting to disappear. No they can't disappear. All that आप see now is darkness pure black darkness. आप are so confused. आप are trying खोजिए for the तस्वीरें but, all आप see is nothing. आप still feel the आग burning in you.
Emmett POV:
It has been 2 1/2 days...

Hi everyone just had to write this because I am so hyped from just seeing Eclipse. I work at a movie thearter in Michigan and got to go see it with 2 family members. Let me say I was scared when I heard about David Slade directing it at first. Now this man is a twilight god! He took this movie and really stayed as true as he could! I thought Chris did alright with NM but David killed IT! From one Twi-hard to another, there are not many things to worry about. There are no huge scense taken out that needed to be in there. Only things really are no Bella getting stuck at with Alice and having...

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    When we woke up a few hours later, we were ready for our gig. But, we had a slight problem. Tabra was the one who woke us up.
    "You guys are...a thing now?" He asked as our eyes opened.
    "What?" He said, and I sat up.
    "We'll talk later," I said, jumped out of बिस्तर and threw Jerek his clothes. He went to his closet to retrieve his coat.
    "Let's go." Tabra sighed and left us to it.
    We...