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1. Tell him that Bella really is dead.
2. Lock him in a room with Jacob.
3. Beat Edward at chess
4. Tell him that Bella ran off with Jacob.
5. Replace all his CD's with techno music.
6. Tell him that he's sparkly.
7. Do not serenade him.
8. Push him in the sunlight.
9. Kill an animal in front of him
10. Tell Edward that there are thousands of posers on Myspace pretending to be him.
11. Tell him that he smells good.
12. Ask him to eat something.
13. Ask him if he got contacts.
14. Beg him to do your homework for him.
15. Ask him to bite you.
16. Ask him if आप "dazzle him."
17. Tell him that आप प्यार him.
18....

yea i made the शीर्षक to be something a little less opinionated, and और open to other peoples opinon. so if आप agree, say why, and if not, give some examples of her good side! all i did was her bad side cuz thats my opinion. :)

These are from the first chapter of Eclipse.

pg. 14-Charlie to Bella"You're hurting Jake's feelings, avoiding him like this."
response: HOLY CRAP listen to your father Bella!!! आप have got a serious problem, and आप are hurting poor Jake in the process! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!?!?!? GET..A..LIFE, and leave Jacob out of it

pg. 17-in Bella's mind"I wrenched the door out...

As Seattle is ravaged द्वारा a string of mysterious killings and a malicious vampire continues her quest for revenge, Bella once again finds herself surrounded द्वारा danger. In the midst of it all, she is forced to choose between her प्यार for Edward and her friendship with Jacob—knowing that her decision has the potential to ignite the ageless struggle between vampire and werewolf. With her graduation quickly approaching, Bella has one और decision to make: life या death. But which is which?

Yes, yes, here it is…the long awaited third book in the Twilight series द्वारा Stephenie Meyer. It’s been...

Hello, My Name Is: Death
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    "Oh.." I कहा and he nodded in agreement on how bad that truely was.
    "Tabra didn't...it was just me. I was Haus's favorite." He spat Haus's name as if he was spitting on his face for a final goodbye.
    "I'm so sorry." I कहा and he looked at me, and I could have sworn he was a bit teary-eyed.
    "Don't be. It's not your fault. I went to them in my time of need, and I agreed to killing them. I was blinded द्वारा प्यार from...

I can’t believe this is Monday already, time to go to school and act human, with all those people “Humans”
“Nessi are आप ready honey” my aunt Alice yelled.
“Yes I’m on my way” I graph my backpack and I started walking to the door.
“Rennesme sweetheart can we talk for a minute” my mom asked me
“Sure mom”
“Well honey tell me what’s going on? I see आप that आप are very sad”
“Mom I feel so bad, I can’t understand what’s going on, I fell so badly with JACOB, I told very horrible stuff and now I need him, he was my best friend and my big brother. He was there for me...

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    "Let's take her to the Room." Tabra कहा and Haus lead the way.
    "I counted seven in that room," Tabra whispered. I nodded.
    "Welcome to my new, refurbished Room." There were weapons along the walls, and there were even a few tortured people laying on the ground almost dead. It reeked of fish. Ew. "Put Cydnee in the chair."
    The chair lay in the middle of the Room, and it was blood stained, with a bullet hole in the back of it....

"now i know" he mutted
"know what" i was curious.
"where u got आप looks from" i smiled while he blushed.

we arived at the house it was a pretty house not something i was use too as it was a little small.
"what?" i hadnt realised that he was looking at me ontil he had spoken.
"you house. its its beautiful isnt it?"i didnt realise ontil i कहा it that this was true his house was beautiful. i could see my self living in it.
"its allright nothing compared to your though" he smiled but i could see he felt emivious.
i didnt like the hurt in his eyes it somehow caused me pain.
"so are we just going...

"nessie? ness? RENESMEE!!!" i hadnt realised someone was calling my name ontil the sound was right अगला to me.
"oh sorry alice i still had my headphones in whats up?"
"well there is a little thing happerning tonight and yeah i guess its called SCHOOL!" oh crap she was right
"how long?" i asked allready gettin up.
"30 मिनटों which gives me time to make आप beautiful" she grinned and i smiled back.

she worked on every part of me from my hair which she left long and flowing curly down my back. and also i made sure she didnt die it again she left it चॉकलेट brown just like mums. (who was my sister...

Hope आप enjoy, I think I updated quicker than last time. :D

Emmett's POV:
I ran around down stairs getting ready, everyone yelling different thing at each other. I didn't understand a word they were saying. तितली were building in my stomach but I am not nervous, I am excited.
"Ready?" Carlisle asked from the doorway of the room I was in.
"Yes." I answered simply with a big smile spread across my face.
He smiled back and said,"Follow Edward outside, I am going to check on the progress upstairs." He turned to leave the room and Edward took his place.
I followed him outside into the very rare...

हे guys, Thanks for all the great टिप्पणियाँ :) Hope आप guys are enjoying my story. Please comment!!!



Bella's POV



"Why not!?" I asked getting a little pissed off now.
"Well आप see Bella" Tash paused "The thing is... I haven't told आप everything that आप need to know"
"What do आप mean? Why didn't आप tell me?" I asked getting confused again.
"Well see I was going to tell आप but आप passed out" She told me.
"Has this got something to do with, Why you're dressed up in old fashioned clothes? And why at least half of you're house is old fashioned? Because this has been really bugging me!"
"Um......

Alice Pov
I’m so bored! Mom’s cleaning, dad’s of saving lives, Bella’s recovering from a break up with a senior called Jacob and Rosalie’s admiring her perfection.
There’s nothing to do! Nearly all forks malls are rubbish, it takes a while to get to port Angeles and Seattle. And I couldn’t go anyway because I’ve reached my of spending for the month. But thats so unfair, I mean Gucci shoes are a need of life. Well for a girl anyway.
Its at times like this that I wish I had an older brother, someone to tease me and mess around with and play dares. Maybe I’ll take a lovely...

I'm so sorry it has been 4-ever since I last updated...I've been so busy. Tried to escape to write but, they roped me right back in. That's enough of my rambling, on to the story.

Emmett's POV:
We were woken,in one way या another, early the अगला morning द्वारा someone knocking at our bedroom door. I looked over to Rose who was no longer laying beside me. "Five minutes." A soft voice called from the door then left. I heard Rose in the closet. I thought she packed all her stuff last night, maybe I was wrong.
I went to my suit case and put on a button up कमीज, शर्ट and a pair of jeans. Rose emerged from...

I’d been a vampire for almost two months now. Nobody in my family thought I had a power, but the truth is I do. I just don’t want to tell anyone though. I could make the dead rise. I know it sounds pretty creepy but I find it amazing. I’d seen Royce, Rosalie’s ex fiancé. He seemed a nice guy, he told me he didn’t like Rosalie as it always had to be her, her, her. I’d met Edward’s mum, she was nutty, we’re great फ्रेंड्स and I’m glad I have this talent to meet her. I hadn’t met Edwards’s dad yet though. I’d met Alice’s brother that she doesn’t know about. I made up...

My name is Isabella Marie हंस I am six years old.My best फ्रेंड्स are Edward,Alice,Emmett Cullen, Jasper, Rosalie hale.Jasper and Rose are my cousins. Edward,Alice and Emmett live अगला door to me.My mammy just made some cookies.My daddy is the chief of police I grabbed four then ran out the door to go to the Cullen's house.Then knocked lightly on the door.Edward came rushing out the door.

"Wow आप look pretty."He कहा to me.I smiled and blushed.

"Thank आप do आप want a cookie."I said.He smiled and nodded.We went to our little meadow we ate all the cookies.

"Edward,my mammy and daddy कहा you,Alice...

Cullens residence

It was quite an intensive arguing. Rosalie, Emmett and most of all - Jasper was absolutely sure that police detective appearance was a sign of threat while others were a bit calmer.
"If this really has nothing to do with us then why was she searching our house?" Jasper was extremely persistent. "We should हटाइए on immediately"
"She wasn't searching. She just look through magazines which were in an open place and opened a drawer. It could be a simple curiosity. She's a cop after all." - Edward tried to be rational
"And the place? Of all the possible choices she came in front of...

“Bella, आप don’t know what it’s like to see आप best friend and then with a stupid decision your brother makes, lose her for as long as your brother can keep away.” द्वारा the end Alice, sounded और like she was talking और to herself than to me.

And she was right. I didn’t know what it was like, because I wasn’t Alice. But in a way I did know what it was like, because when HE had left; I had to lose Alice just like she had लॉस्ट me. But वैंपायर could forget if they wanted to. Alice could have forgotten me, और easily than I could have forgotten her if she wanted to.

“Wants you...